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Rain Man
06-22-2011, 12:57 PM
Here's how it would work.


Matches:

It's a fight to the death, and the winner of each match will be determined by a poll. Single elimination because the loser is dead.


Weapons:


I will do a random draw of weapons, which can range from bare fists to an 88 mm flak gun. Each participant in a match will get a different weapon, so even if you aren't the toughest internet person on the board, you still might win if you get, say, a tommy gun and the person across from you has a swiss army knife.


Distance:

I will do a random draw of the distance between gladiators at the start of the match. It will range from one foot to perhaps a mile.


Terrain:

I'll likely do a random draw of different terrains. The odds are that you'll be in a sand-covered arena (sand absorbs blood), but perhaps it could be a forest or a jungle or a Taco Bell or some other place.


Special Factors:

I'll have maybe a 10 percent chance of "special factors" for one person or the other. It might be that they have one hand handcuffed to their belt or that they are riding a horse or that they have an eye patch over their left eye or that they're on a 20-foot leash or something. We'll work these out.



So if you're interested, vote yes in the poll so I can easily scoop up your names. If we don't have a lot of people I may randomly pull some names, too.


Whether you're interested or not, you're welcome to suggest weapons, terrain, or special factors you'd like to see. If you suggest them, please put them under a header so I know what it is. Examples of the format for making suggestions is:


Weapon

Mace
Spear
Poison Dart Gun


Terrain

Sand-covered arena
New York street
4' pool of water

Special Factors

Carrying a 50-lb. weight
Midget sidekick
Drunk (.12 BAC)

Pestilence
06-22-2011, 12:57 PM
I'm in

kysirsoze
06-22-2011, 12:58 PM
I am fairly sure MoHillbilly wins this going away.

Pestilence
06-22-2011, 12:58 PM
Weapon:

Two Handed Sword
Battle Axe

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:02 PM
Suggested Terrain

McDonalds Bathroom
The "Projects"
YMCA

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:03 PM
Weapons

Pork Sword
Lunchmeat Truncheon

Arsonist
06-22-2011, 01:03 PM
maybe im stoned but im not understanding what we do

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:04 PM
maybe im stoned but im not understanding what we do

vote yes.

luv
06-22-2011, 01:06 PM
I'm in, and I suggest a sling shot and the desert.

Dartgod
06-22-2011, 01:07 PM
I would, but I'm still stuck on the tarmac in this B-17.


As for weapons, you really should have some sharks with frickin' laserbeams on their frickin' heads.
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luv
06-22-2011, 01:07 PM
I'm in

Not if you didn't vote.

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:09 PM
I will hulk smash everyone.

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 01:09 PM
I'm in, but I'll probably lose to Donger via interrogated to death.

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:10 PM
Weapon:

Barrett .50 Cal

Terrain:

Aids Tree Jungle

Pants
06-22-2011, 01:12 PM
IN!

Weapon: Abram's M1A2

DANKE!

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:12 PM
My name is Gladiator.

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:13 PM
What about finishing moves?

Having your face shat on would be a nice finisher. Or Impaled on an Aids Branch.

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:13 PM
Weapon

Anti-Freeze

Pants
06-22-2011, 01:14 PM
Weapon

Anti-Freeze

In a supersoaker. Aim for the mouth.

luv
06-22-2011, 01:14 PM
Weapon

Anti-Freeze

Could you imagine being lucky enough to have anti-freeze in the AIDS-tree forest?

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:15 PM
Anti Freeze/Flame Thrower with a special attachment to shoot AIDS infested needles

The all in one CP killing machine.

big nasty kcnut
06-22-2011, 01:15 PM
In

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:15 PM
I do like the anti-freeze supersoaker.

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:16 PM
RainMan, you kick ass. This is going to be epic.

big nasty kcnut
06-22-2011, 01:17 PM
I want a katana sword and fight in arrowhead also a flaming aids 2x4

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 01:18 PM
Weapon - Bag of Dicks

Pants
06-22-2011, 01:18 PM
Arena: indoor basketball court infested with angry killer bees.

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:19 PM
Oh yeah gotta have arrowhead as a terrain.

And being debt ridden should be a special condition.

Iowanian
06-22-2011, 01:19 PM
My weapon of choice is a frozen turd, stabbed through the chest of my antagonist.

Location should be the Bogs of Tierra Del Fuego.

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:20 PM
Weapon: Antifreeze filled Douche

Hey...why can't we have multiple weapons. Loaded with a an Antifreeze Supersoaker and then have the Douche hiding in your sock or something...

luv
06-22-2011, 01:21 PM
I think Gonzo's gonna be busy.

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:22 PM
Weapon: Gatling Laser from Fallout 3

http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/3/31/Supermutant_Overlord.jpg

Terrain: The Alien Hive on LV-426

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz73vnOyws1qa1o5zo1_500.jpg

Special Factor: Has a jetpack

http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/prequel-trilogy/episode-ii/13.jpg

blaise
06-22-2011, 01:23 PM
Should I roll my 8 sided dice and get my ability scores and hit points?

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 01:23 PM
Anal Plunger - Weapon of Ass Destruction

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 01:23 PM
Just a heads up though Rainman, if you're going to be in this you'd better expect alot of 'shenanigans' getting called if you give yourself a machine gun.

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:23 PM
Special Factor: Nano Suit from Crysis.

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:24 PM
Terrain


Mecca's parents basement

Iowanian
06-22-2011, 01:25 PM
Special Condition. Hand puppet turns out to be gochiefs freshly moistened love sock.

rocknrolla
06-22-2011, 01:26 PM
I'm down. But get an option to buy beer and watch some people get killed before we start?

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:26 PM
Special Factors

Chemical Castration
Eye patch
Nevernude (Forced to wear only a rockin pair of jorts)

Sofa King
06-22-2011, 01:26 PM
Weapons

Spas-12 shotgun with silencer
A football
Feces
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Huthooks.

Location:

CP Bash
King Carls bedroom
Arrowhead stadium
In the Thunderdome
Inside one of those little balls that the circus motorcycles rides around in.
Inside a giant hamster ball.
On top of the flaming aids tree

Special Factors

You are the middle link in the human centipede
Pestilence's wife is giving you a lap dance (again probably)
Your feet are tied behind your head
Your gun won't fire
You are blind
You really really have to poop

Pants
06-22-2011, 01:26 PM
Special Condition. Hand puppet turns out to be gochiefs freshly moistened love sock.

Why would there be a hand puppet? Oh and :Lin:

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:27 PM
Weapon: Power of the Urn.

blaise
06-22-2011, 01:29 PM
Weapon:
Forks

Venue
McDonalds Kitchen

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:30 PM
Weapon: Rubber Penis

Location: Gay Bar

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 01:31 PM
Weapon: Lollipops and Candy Canes

Location: Dane's Bedroom.

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:31 PM
Soooo, this is how SyFy comes up with those shitty original movies LMAO

luv
06-22-2011, 01:32 PM
Weapon: Rubber Penis


I already have one of those. I hope I get it, I really know how to use it.

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 01:36 PM
Molotov cocktails in Frankie's mosque.

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:37 PM
Weapon: Scapel Bolas

http://i53.tinypic.com/31657o2.jpg

bevischief
06-22-2011, 01:38 PM
Sure why not. It is off season.

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:39 PM
Weapon: Heavy Bow and Explosive-Tipped Arrows

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/images/motw/rambovictim/ani.gif

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:41 PM
Terrain: The Death Star

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-10.jpg

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:41 PM
Special Factors

"Chucky" Doll companion w/knife
Motorcycle


Terrain

Carnival Fun House
Pool filled with Jello

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 01:44 PM
Terrain - Hog Farmer's Pig Pen

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:47 PM
Weapon: Left and right gauntlets housing flamethrower, mini-rocket, lasers and capture cable.

http://www.slave1pilot.com/images/bobasale009.jpg

PGM
06-22-2011, 01:50 PM
Special Factors

Direwolf companion
Midget humper on your back for duration of match.

Dayze
06-22-2011, 01:50 PM
Weapon:
Beer Farts

Terrain:
Van Down by the River

Special Factors:
Angry Latino Woman

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:52 PM
Weapon: Grenade machine gun

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Sofa King
06-22-2011, 01:53 PM
Weapon:
Beer Farts

Terrain:
Van Down by the River

Special Factors:
Angry Latino Woman

LMAO

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:56 PM
Special factor: God's wrath

http://www.quotes-watchtower.co.uk/2003_learn_from_great_teacher_p243.jpg

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 01:57 PM
Special Factor - AirWolf (Had to get in b4 Penz)

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 01:58 PM
Terrain: volcanic slope (mild eruption)

http://0.tqn.com/d/create/1/5/S/8/8/-/gunung-rinjani.jpg

SuperChief
06-22-2011, 02:05 PM
Weapon: Rock, paper, AND/OR scissors

Terrain: Hiroshima, Japan - 8:10 A.M. on August 6, 1945

Special Factor: Taco Bueno-related diarrhea

Pants
06-22-2011, 02:07 PM
gochiefs can you please stop with the nonsense?

tooge
06-22-2011, 02:07 PM
I want in. Can I have a ligt saber? I always thought those were cool

Rain Man
06-22-2011, 02:07 PM
This has the potential to be a lot of fun. I hope we get more signups.

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 02:08 PM
Special factor: gas powered grappling gun

http://dvice.com/pics/10-bat-gadgets-grapple-gun.jpg

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 02:09 PM
gochiefs can you please stop with the nonsense?

You don't like my suggestions?

Pants
06-22-2011, 02:13 PM
You don't like my suggestions?

They would be cool if Rain Man permits fictional weapons and gadgets.

Pestilence
06-22-2011, 02:14 PM
Apparently Lumpy said that Gonzo couldn't join.

loochy
06-22-2011, 02:15 PM
I wanna play!

My finishing move would be waiting until you pass out drunk and then pooping on your face.

Gonzo
06-22-2011, 02:18 PM
I think Gonzo's gonna be busy.

I've got too many responsibilites too engage in battle with all you internet hard-asses.
I'd rather get rich off beer sales and watch you all beat each-other into a bloddy pulp. Thn I'd steal the prize.

Which, I guess is a 50 inch LCD TV, right?

RNR
06-22-2011, 02:22 PM
I voted yes, although as I pounded on my shield I started coughing and pulled a muscle. I now enter the tournament not at a 100%~

Dartgod
06-22-2011, 02:23 PM
They would be cool if Rain Man permits fictional weapons and gadgets.

He better, because if I don't get some frickin' sharks with some frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads, there WILL be hell to pay!
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Pants
06-22-2011, 02:26 PM
He better, because if I don't get some frickin' sharks with some frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads, there WILL be hell to pay!
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I'll fight you and your sharks but only if it's in a sand-filled arena.

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 02:27 PM
They would be cool if Rain Man permits fictional weapons and gadgets.

Most of those are real.

Definitely the scalpel bolas and explosive-tipped arrows.

The gauntlets, not so much.

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 02:27 PM
They would be cool if Rain Man permits fictional weapons and gadgets.

Damn, no photon torpedos then.

RNR
06-22-2011, 02:27 PM
He better, because if I don't get some frickin' sharks with some frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads, there WILL be hell to pay!
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Heck Dart all we need is some quality darts. I throw 23 gram how bout you? ;)

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 02:29 PM
Damn, no photon torpedos then.

How the fuck would you fire a photon torpedo?

BigCatDaddy
06-22-2011, 02:30 PM
How the **** would you fire a photon torpedo?

Out my ass.

I'm would think PT's can be reduced to smaller levels just as the lasers are.

Dartgod
06-22-2011, 02:31 PM
Heck Dart all we need is some quality darts. I throw 23 gram how bout you? ;)

Same here, but I wouldn't describe mine as quality.
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Gonzo
06-22-2011, 02:45 PM
Apparently Lumpy said that Gonzo couldn't join.

She's not saying much these days, if you know what I mean.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7JAArcms7_8/S1C3uSBzxfI/AAAAAAAABaM/uBlHFZwhLlw/s400/CAUSTIC-SODA-FLAKES-packing.JPG

SPchief
06-22-2011, 02:46 PM
In, and I'm ready to kill people.

Sofa King
06-22-2011, 02:48 PM
Apparently Lumpy said that Gonzo couldn't join.



Weapon:

Lumpy


Special Ability:

Lumpy's Anger

Location:

Doghouse

Rain Man
06-22-2011, 02:49 PM
I've got too many responsibilites too engage in battle with all you internet hard-asses.
I'd rather get rich off beer sales and watch you all beat each-other into a bloddy pulp. Thn I'd steal the prize.

Which, I guess is a 50 inch LCD TV, right?


Could be. It'll be whatever we can buy with the beer sales money.

bevischief
06-22-2011, 02:49 PM
Wolf head t shirt.

RNR
06-22-2011, 02:58 PM
Same here, but I wouldn't describe mine as quality.
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LOL I throw a set of Piranhas most of the time and they were around $50 bucks. I am too cheap to spend big money~

Iowanian
06-22-2011, 03:34 PM
I just put my nuts on your drum kit.

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 04:44 PM
It's sad to see that factorb and former chief are sitting out with Gonzo.

Otter
06-22-2011, 04:46 PM
Count me in.

Ebolapox
06-22-2011, 04:47 PM
we all know that mohillbilly is winning this bitch.

KurtCobain
06-22-2011, 04:47 PM
I have just worked out with Roger Clemons! Following his strict workout schedule I will be unstoppable.

Bwana
06-22-2011, 04:48 PM
Bring it!

vailpass
06-22-2011, 04:51 PM
You are in a forest. To the north is quicksand, to the east is a dragon. You are carrying a bucket.

mlyonsd
06-22-2011, 04:55 PM
In.

My weapon of choice would be a cyanide laced Hot Fudge Sundae.

Extra Point
06-22-2011, 04:59 PM
I refuse to take part in such a pole, without the man's man poll being completed!

(Jenson, where the **** have you been?)

RockChalk
06-22-2011, 05:07 PM
I'm in. Just need to get a few weeks under the iron

Pestilence
06-22-2011, 05:23 PM
You are in a forest. To the north is quicksand, to the east is a dragon. You are carrying a bucket.

Run West.

vailpass
06-22-2011, 05:25 PM
Run West.

There is an ancient aids tree blocking your path.

Detoxing
06-22-2011, 05:35 PM
There is an ancient aids tree blocking your path.

Piss in the bucket and put the dragon's fire out.

vailpass
06-22-2011, 05:36 PM
Piss in the bucket and put the dragon's fire out.

Before you can do so you fall into a pit of Tequila Rose.

alnorth
06-22-2011, 05:57 PM
Here's a few to include. (people seem to be suggesting crippling things for special factors, which is fine, but it ought to be occasionally an unexpected bonus, too. I'll try to think up a few of those)

Some of these may or may not be useful (especially if its a confined terrain with a huge distance), or may be a little too vague by design to give you a chance to elaborate. Feel free to use these, don't use these, and/or take artistic license.

Weapon

Baseball Bat

Nunchaku

An angry trained pit bull on a leash

Extremely corrosive industrial-strength acid in a functioning squirt bottle made entirely of one of the few substances that can contain it.

A towel

Not really a weapon, but you are encased in a full suit of medieval armor, with helmet, fitted to your size

A sword

BB gun

A flock of angry trained attack crows (yes, if you heard this already, this idea is from Adam Carolla's podcast)

A face which is so hideously ugly that anyone who sees you for the first time will involuntarily flinch and stumble to their knees retching in horror for a full 5 seconds

A pencil

2 feet of chain with a spiked ball on the end

Nothing but a sudden brilliant flash of MacGyver-esque inspiration after looking around at the stuff readily available in your terrain.

Terrain

The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers

The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen (not sure how the winner will survive the descent)

A submarine 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean

A circus tightrope with no safety net

Detroit

A penguin rookery in Antarctica

A 5-mile by 5-mile hellish volcanically active rock field with lava flows and geysers randomly erupting every 50 yards without warning

A "Robot Wars" cage with 4 armored and bladed robots battling it out, all completely oblivious to your presence in the cage.

In free-fall at 20,000 feet, with parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you.

An operating room with angry scalpel-wielding doctors and nurses all screaming at you to leave

A comedy club

A busy 8-lane highway

On the wings of a biplane in flight

The Amazon river without a boat

Outer space in space suits and a shuttle to bring the winner back down

A flat plain, no trees for miles in any direction, during a raging violent thunderstorm

In a whale pool at Seaworld

Skiing on a black diamond slope

Up two seperate pine trees with two Grizzly Bears looking up each tree from the base

On a spinning carousel

A rickety wooden bridge swaying over a gorge

Special Factors

One of the gladiators has a heretofore-never-seen violent multiple personality which has temporarily taken control for the first time.

You have been blood doping in anticipation of the fight (boosting your red blood cell count for higher endurance)

You see a mysterious button or switch within reach, just simply labelled "DANGER", which may or may not do something

Your left leg and arm has inexplicably fallen asleep for a few minutes

You have discovered a minor weakness in your opponent, which may or may not be useful

You spot something in the terrain which is potentially deadly, which you may or may not be able to use to your advantage, which your opponent has not noticed or seen.

Right at the start of the match, an angry cat (yes, a cat. Not a mountain lion, just a common domesticated housecat) unexpectedly sprints over to viciously claw and bite your leg.

You have decided to cheat by hiring someone to do something to help you or hinder your opponent in some way during the fight, hopefully without being caught. (Anyone who is caught cheating is executed, the hired guy will confess that you hired him if asked)

Your clothing was stolen, forcing you to enter the fight without shoes and completely naked.

The first marginally difficult thing you attempt to do after the match begins (moving across difficult terrain, attacking, defending, whatever) fails spectacularly in a way which is very bad for your chances of winning, but not immediately fatal.

You discovered a week in advance what your weapon and terrain would be (but not your opponent's weapon), giving you an opportunity to better prepare and train for the fight

Because you knew you may die, you decided to eat an ice cream sundae, finishing it seconds before the match, but got a raging ice cream headache as the fight begins.

The day before the fight, you were approached by the mob asking you to throw the fight for 50 million dollars. You could tell them no before the fight without retribution. They promise you that all judges and officials are in on it, and they will somehow make it look like you died while ensuring you dont die (or they have a team of doctors ready to save you after you collapse spurting lots of fake blood out of a bladder after a deep wound, whatever) You have no idea if they can make good on their promise that you wont die, nor does anyone (aside from the mob) know before the fight if you'd take the dive.

Renegade
06-22-2011, 07:23 PM
I'm in and I would like to ride the concrete gator into victory

pr_capone
06-22-2011, 07:45 PM
Weapon
Boomerang
Bo Staff
A recording of Sirens singing (getting mythical on your ass)


Terrain
a pre-school
the bridge of the USS Defiant
a bouncy castle

Special Factors
recovering from vasectomy
constipation
just got done with a double shift

bevischief
06-22-2011, 07:58 PM
Where is the poop weapon?

excessive
06-22-2011, 09:54 PM
"Where is the poop weapon?"

Make mine an Ass Fork.

Bump
06-22-2011, 10:04 PM
I'm in, remember folks, I have situation-like abs and am super hot.

yhf
06-22-2011, 10:26 PM
In.

I wanna have a harpoon duel in the Dead Sea. Maybe a fantastic voyage type deal in the pulmonary system of the Marlboro man would be cool.

alnorth
06-22-2011, 10:27 PM
Here's some more ideas to use, not use, or modify in the random number generator because I'm slightly intoxicated, feeling creative, and I believe this tournament could be an awesome thing.

Weapon

A vial filled with an airborne disease (virus, bacteria, whatever) that is highly contagious. You have full immunity to this disease, but it must be opened within 2 feet of your opponent, and it will take 10 full minutes to take effect. 10 minutes after exposure, your opponent will suffer a severe non-fatal illness which will severely weaken them for 5 minutes, followed by a full hour of paralysis. (After that, they will be fine, but I assume if the guy is lying prone on the ground for an hour, you can kill them with your bare hands and feet. The trick is to get close enough to infect him, then stay alive for 15 minutes)

A can filled with a grease that will make any but the most rugged ground, wherever the grease is poured, impossible to walk on without slipping.

one of those comedy guns that ejects one of those "Bang!" flags. You know before the fight that its a comedy gun useless for anything but throwing at the other guy's head. But, before you fire it, the gun will look EXTREMELY deadly to your opponent.

A rock. Yeah, thats it, just a simple, fist-sized, very hard rock. One end is pointy.

A box full of thousands of Africanized killer bees. Neither of you are allergic to bees, but they will be very sting-ey and it will hurt. Maybe if almost every bee stings you, you'll go into shock and die. These bees are not trained, once released, however they are released, they will be pissed and ready to sting if either of you are in reach of the swarm. If half of them sting you and the other half stings your opponent, you'll both be hurting, but you'll both survive the attack.

A poisoned pocket knife. The poison is deadly and will kill within seconds if it gets into someone's bloodstream. The blade is very small and a little dull. I guess you could try throwing it at them, but good luck, and excessive unsuccessful use will wipe the poison off. The poison has no effect on unbroken skin.

The ability to temporarily convince your opponent that you are some other guy, not their opponent, and that the guy they are looking for is somewhere else. You have no other weapon, the deception will last only 5 minutes before he recognizes you or until you do something aggressive.

A thick glass bottle. You can either hit him over the head, or try to break it on something to create a sharp jagged half-bottle. (presumably you'll also shout "who wants some!" after you break said bottle)

20 years of experience in martial arts. Not something useless, pretty, and kick-ey like Taekwondo, but a real combat martial art centered around realistic hand-to-hand combat. (assuming you can ever get close enough to do something)

A sawed-off shotgun

No weapon, but you are on a huge nasty horse who obeys your every command and loves to trample people

A batman-esque Penguin umbrella that shoots out sleep gas, If you can get close enough.

20 sharp small ninja stars and the ability to throw them somewhat-accurately within 20 feet, within 5 inches of your intended spot. (at 50 feet, maybe one in 8 hit your target within 5 inches of the spot you intend it to hit)

A big scarey-looking Black Labrador who will enthusiastically charge your opponent barking... only to put their paws on their shoulder licking them. The dog isn't aggressive at all, but maybe it will be a distraction.

A painfully bright and loud explosion, which you are prepared for, which will not physically harm your opponent but will blind/deafen him for a full 15 seconds.

A star wars light saber. (yeah its nerdy, but someone has to throw it in)

Terrain

A computer lab filled with tables, computers, desks, shelves, and college students trying to get papers done. You are both at a computer at opposite sides of the room when you both suddenly recognize the other person at the same time and realize you must fight now.

On opposing gondolas in the canals of Venice

At a presidential debate filled with chairs, people, and secret service, where no one realizes you are supposed to fight to the death, but you will both somehow retain access to one another among all the crowded screaming bumbling confusion until someone wins.

You are both inmates in the same jail cell. (no one else in your cell) Guards dont show up until someone is dead. Prisoners might see, cheer, and intervene in some way without leaving their cells.

Ice skating rink, both of you on skates

A coastal beach

Window-washers on seperate suspended window-washing platforms (whatever those things are called) at the same side of the same building

A nuclear power plant

You both jumped on to opposite sides of the field of a sporting event at the same stadium at the same game at the same exact time, both evading players and security, when you decide the other person must die for sharing your spotlight

Special Factors

A spectator does something (camera flash, shout, boob-flash, whatever) that momentarily distracts your opponent as soon as you get within 5 feet of each other, assuming you ever get that close to your opponent.

An axe-weilding psychopath, who ignores pain and doesn't care if he lives, jumps between you and your opponent when the match begins, wanting to kill one of you. He goes after whoever looks the strongest to him.

You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea

Your weapon does not function as it should for whatever reason for the first 5 minutes of your match, you are distracted with fixing it, after which (if you are still alive), it suddenly works fine.

Your opponent is so very good at insults and smack-talk right as the match begins that he sends you into a blind red-seeing bull-like unthinking rage. You are filled with adrenaline, feel pain less than normal, and are more aggressive than usual, at the cost of intelligence and common sense.

You showed up 2 days early at the site (you were forced to wait outdoors for 2 days if its indoors), completely exposed to the sky at all times, clear sky with oppressive summer 18-hour 103-degree heat (plenty of water to drink), without sunscreen. Right before the fight, you are incredibly, horrifyingly sunburned. You can even feel the cancer beginning to grow on your skin which might eventually kill you if the other guy doesn't. Anything that touches you other than cold water is intensely painful.

For some reason, maybe you look funny, or its the way you dressed, or the way you grunt at every exertion like a female tennis player, whatever, the audience finds you comical to the point of clownish buffoonery. You are very irritated at the constant taunts and the unceasing laughter aimed directly at you, which is sometimes distracting during the fight.

You are made aware of a very small pit that is cleverly camouflaged with sharp spikes at the bottom. Your opponent is unaware of said pit. Anyone who steps into it will die. Unfortunately it is a half mile away, so it does you no good unless you survive long enough to convince him to chase you that full half mile, without him killing you first, and get him to step precisely into that well-disguised small 3x3 foot pit.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-22-2011, 10:49 PM
I shall consume Chiefs Planet with fireballs from my eyes and lightning bolts from my arse

ThaVirus
06-23-2011, 12:25 AM
A katana, RPG, and molotov cocktails should be added to the weapons list.

A bank vault full of money should be added to the terrain list.

Bowser
06-23-2011, 12:50 AM
Oh hell yeah.

Weapon : Small Ball Peen Hammer, Nerf Launcher, Hedge Clippers

Terrain: Backstage at the Broadway production of Cats

Special Factors: Raging Viagra induced boner while wearing tight sweatpants

Guru
06-23-2011, 12:58 AM
Oh hell yeah.

Weapon : Small Ball Peen Hammer, Nerf Launcher, Hedge Clippers

Terrain: Backstage at the Broadway production of Cats

Special Factors: Raging Viagra induced boner while wearing tight sweatpants

I really needed that laugh after watching Football Cops. Rep

ChiefsNow
06-23-2011, 06:20 AM
Before you can do so you fall into a pit of Tequila Rose.


Then you will end up drunk with your face pooped on.

loochy
06-23-2011, 06:42 AM
Where is the poop weapon?

Right here:

I wanna play!

My finishing move would be waiting until you pass out drunk and then pooping on your face.

Gonzo
06-23-2011, 07:26 AM
I'm going all arrowhead on the beer prices, bitches. 12 bucks for an 8 oz Coors lite. Oh, and 18 bucks for parking.
Suck it.
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Iowanian
06-23-2011, 08:33 AM
one of your oxen has died
You have broken the tongue of your wagon while trying to ford the river
you are out of bullets
you have killed a deer with 220lbs of meat but can only carry 75 back to the wagon
Mary has died of Cholera
2DogsF has dysentery

BigCatDaddy
06-23-2011, 08:40 AM
one of your oxen has died
You have broken the tongue of your wagon while trying to ford the river
you are out of bullets
you have killed a deer with 220lbs of meat but can only carry 75 back to the wagon
Mary has died of Cholera
2DogsF has dysentery

Paul and James have developed a case of the Herp.

loochy
06-23-2011, 08:56 AM
one of your oxen has died
You have broken the tongue of your wagon while trying to ford the river
you are out of bullets
you have killed a deer with 220lbs of meat but can only carry 75 back to the wagon
Mary has died of Cholera
2DogsF has dysentery

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CHps2SecuDk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

loochy
06-23-2011, 09:03 AM
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vQYO_5SvtnY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fire Me Boy!
06-23-2011, 09:05 AM
Sure. Why not?

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 09:16 AM
in

weapon - gunny sack of hobo feces

spot- your moms doublewide.

loochy
06-23-2011, 09:17 AM
Whenever a fight is going on Guile's Street Fighter II theme MUST be playing in the background.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0kycQ4h9NAY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Douche Baggins
06-23-2011, 09:20 AM
Special Factor: The Chiefs are playing in the Super Bowl and there is a television nearby.

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 09:20 AM
Whenever a fight is going on Guile's Street Fighter II theme MUST be playing in the background.

Not me, i want Skrewdrivers - Hail the New Dawn, playin.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UxUR_NEmsI4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

vailpass
06-23-2011, 11:13 AM
Then you will end up drunk with your face pooped on.

The correct maneuver was to convert the Tequila Rose pit into a hot tub.

bevischief
06-23-2011, 11:23 AM
So when does this go down?

Rain Man
06-23-2011, 11:33 AM
So when does this go down?

It'll take me a little bit of time to set up the selection process for weapons and terrain and special factors, so probably we'll start around the end of next week after I get a couple of work deadlines taken care of.

4th and Long
06-23-2011, 12:13 PM
I'd love to play but I'm stuck in a Bomber you created, Rain Man.

SPchief
06-23-2011, 12:16 PM
Is it time for me to kick someone's ass yet?

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 12:16 PM
I'd love to play but I'm stuck in a Bomber you created, Rain Man.

everyone else bailed out over occupied germany and became pow/mias.

Dartgod
06-23-2011, 12:19 PM
I'd love to play but I'm stuck in a Bomber you created, Rain Man.
That is soooo yesterday.

I would, but I'm still stuck on the tarmac in this B-17.

4th and Long
06-23-2011, 12:23 PM
That is soooo yesterday.
Really? Hmmm, ... feels more like 5-7 years ago or so. :p

4th and Long
06-23-2011, 12:24 PM
everyone else bailed out over occupied germany and became pow/mias.
Some asshole took the last chute so I'm still stuck up here in a holding pattern! :(

patteeu
06-23-2011, 12:53 PM
This reminds me of a bus ride I took in Mexico a while back.

Braincase
06-23-2011, 01:06 PM
I would love to see the addition of the lirpa (Vulcan) and the Klingon batleth to the available weaponry.

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 01:11 PM
I would love to see the addition of the lirpa (Vulcan) and the Klingon batleth to the available weaponry.


THOSE ARE TOUGH TIL YOU GET HIT W/ A SCREAMIN HOT BAG OF HOBO SHIT.

Sofa King
06-24-2011, 03:53 PM
Is anyone dead yet?

4th and Long
06-24-2011, 03:58 PM
I would love to see the addition of the lirpa (Vulcan) and the Klingon batleth to the available weaponry.
http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/folly4.jpg

listopencil
06-24-2011, 05:36 PM
I will eat your babies.

PGM
06-24-2011, 05:40 PM
Special Factors

Stuck in flexing position, holding dildo, while wearing a sweet basketball jersey.

Find the laptop get a motorcycle

scott free
06-25-2011, 01:39 PM
I'll use a highpowered squirtgun filled with ammonia.

Bowser
06-25-2011, 03:39 PM
THOSE ARE TOUGH TIL YOU GET HIT W/ A SCREAMIN HOT BAG OF HOBO SHIT.

LMAO

Rain Man
06-25-2011, 04:36 PM
I'm going to cut it off at two more people, and that will give us a perfect NCAA field of 64. So the next two get in, but no more.

KurtCobain
06-25-2011, 04:38 PM
I'm going to cut it off at two more people, and that will give us a perfect NCAA field of 64. So the next two get in, but no more.

It's 68 these days.

And I think you should region everybody off by post counts. Seedings as well.

Douche Baggins
06-25-2011, 05:51 PM
I'm going to cut it off at two more people, and that will give us a perfect NCAA field of 64. So the next two get in, but no more.

Are you going to allow fictional weapons?

Rain Man
06-25-2011, 05:54 PM
Are you going to allow fictional weapons?


I'll ponder. One thing I may do is make truly devastating weapons less common, so that there's some element of battle other than "fastest draw wins". I have nothing against fictional weapons but want to have a continuum from fists up to a few big-time weapons.

Rain Man
06-25-2011, 05:55 PM
It's 68 these days.

And I think you should region everybody off by post counts. Seedings as well.


Hmm. I'll ponder it. I think I might prefer true random, though. I'm tough enough that I don't need an advantageous seeing as well.

Pawnmower
06-25-2011, 06:17 PM
im game


strap on dildo
lube
tarp
zip ties
duct tape
claythan's type writer
whip
penis club
katana
flare gun

strip club
wal mart parking lot
pig pen
barn
gay bar
special ed class room
short bus
Dane's mansion


armor
predator style camo
ninja suit
harley
atv

lesbian on a motorcycle
black kid on a bicycle
pit bull
pogo stick

asian man with no teeth
kc wolf costume

bottle of jack

KurtCobain
06-25-2011, 06:39 PM
Hmm. I'll ponder it. I think I might prefer true random, though. I'm tough enough that I don't need an advantageous seeing as well.

We could do brackets.

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 12:21 PM
Okay, the gladiatorial tournament is about to begin. Here's how it'll work.

I have 64 contestants in 8 different brackets (randomly named and selected). We had 64 volunteers, so it's a perfect tournament bracket. (What are the odds of that?)

Here are the brackets.

Marines Division
alnorth
trndobrd
cabletech94
SNR
WVChiefFan
Rooster
Dave Lane
Detoxing

Spartan Division
listopencil
Mohillbilly
Renegade
cdcox
Sofa King
pr_capone
Kyle DeLexus
excessive

Conquistador Division
talastan
Buck
mlyonsd
AndChiefs
CHENZ A!
kysirsoze
KC native
loochy

Gurkha Division
tooge
AustinChief
Rain Man
BigCatDaddy
joesomebody
Guru
Mr. Flopnuts
yhf

Samurai Division
Braincase
bevischief
Zooks
Fire Me Boy!
Bowser
rageeumr
ChiefPote
Pestilence

Panzer SS Division
Dartgod
SlimShady
Crush
truebigdog
blaise
Spchief
Bwana
rocknrolla

Viking Division
luv
ExtremeChief
Otter
Pawnmower
RedNeckRaider
patteeu
Pants
SuperChief

Apache Division
btlook1
Bump
RockChalk
big nasty kcnut
Red 5
dpg4zombie
Iowanian
KCFalcon59

It's a single-elimination tournament, so if you lose, you're out.


The first contestant will draw a random weapon from 58 options.

I have the weapons arranged in a rough order of effectiveness. There's roughly a 50 percent chance that the second contestant will draw a weapon within 8 effectiveness levels of the first contestant (up or down). If not, he or she will draw a random weapon.

There's a 33 percent chance that each contestant will have a backup bowie knife.

There's a 50 percent chance that the contestants will draw a "classic" terrain (arena, jungle, downtown city street, etc.) If they do, they will also draw a random distance that will be roughly 25 percent 1-10 feet, 25 percent 1-100 feet, 25 percent 1-1000 feet, or 25 percent 1-10000 feet.

If they do not draw a classic terrain they will be randomly assigned a "special terrain". Any bystanders in a "special" terrain will be assumed to not know what is happening when the fight starts and will behave accordingly. (You make the call.)

Each person has a 10 percent chance to draw a "special factor" from one of 37 available

Each person will be deposited into the venue with a certain amount of time to prepare, between 1 second and 120 seconds. In this time they find out about all factors, including their own weapon, location, distance, and special factors, for both themselves and their opponents.

No whining. It's all random, so if you get hosed, you get hosed.

Voting will determine the winner, who will then move on.

In each match, all new scenarios are drawn. You don't get to keep your weapons.


Rules Additions After We Start:

Contestants are in comfortable street clothes other than normal gear that they might need for a particular venue (e.g., swimwear if they're in water, etc.)

Contestants' prep time is to observe the situation and figure out a strategy and seek an advantageous location. They are given their weapons as the clock strikes zero, so both players get their weapons simultaneously.

Detoxing
07-01-2011, 12:33 PM
OMFG Ima Murder my division. And Dave Lane better not be able to harness the power of the universe cuz that'd be some bullshit.

SuperChief
07-01-2011, 12:35 PM
I hope I draw luv. Instant KO.

Detoxing
07-01-2011, 12:45 PM
I hope I draw luv. Instant KO.

Judging by the way Rainman did the first match, it looks like you'll face Pants.

Dave Lane
07-01-2011, 12:46 PM
OMFG Ima Murder my division. And Dave Lane better not be able to harness the power of the universe cuz that'd be some bullshit.

I'm gonna go supernova on your ass :p ROFL

Pestilence
07-01-2011, 12:47 PM
I'm a Samurai, motherfucker!!!!!

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 12:50 PM
Who just signed up? I can put you in Lawrence Tynes' spot, but you'll be the last signup.

listopencil
07-01-2011, 12:51 PM
Here are the brackets.



Spartan Division
listopencil
Mohillbilly
Renegade
cdcox
Sofa King
pr_capone
Kyle DeLexus
excessive






http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/sJWp9Oq6VDU/0.jpg

loochy
07-01-2011, 12:52 PM
Como esta bitches?!

Conquistador Division is here.

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 12:52 PM
Who just signed up? I can put you in Lawrence Tynes' spot, but you'll be the last signup.


Must've been WVChiefsfan. You're in Tynes' spot going forward.

No more entries. Sorry, folks. 64 is the perfect number.

BigCatDaddy
07-01-2011, 12:59 PM
Bouts to make someone my West Texas ballroom bitch.

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 01:00 PM
Bouts to make someone my West Texas ballroom bitch.


Looks like it's you and me in Round 1.

I wonder who I'll be fighting in Round 2.

Pants
07-01-2011, 01:01 PM
Looks like it's you and me in Round 1.

I wonder who I'll be fighting in Round 2.

Do you think I could get an M1A2 Abrams tank for my fight, Rainman?

Detoxing
07-01-2011, 01:02 PM
Do you think I could get an M1A2 Abrams tank for my fight, Rainman?

Back Door bribing already, eh? **** that. Rain Man I want an F-22. I'll suck yo dick.

Pants
07-01-2011, 01:05 PM
Back Door bribing already, eh? **** that. Rain Man I want an F-22. I'll suck yo dick.

LMAO

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 01:07 PM
Do you think I could get an M1A2 Abrams tank for my fight, Rainman?


Perhaps. If you do, hopefully it won't be full of killer bees.

BigCatDaddy
07-01-2011, 01:07 PM
Looks like it's you and me in Round 1.

I wonder who I'll be fighting in Round 2.

Damn, can I at least get a weapon to use brah?

Sofa King
07-01-2011, 01:10 PM
http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/sJWp9Oq6VDU/0.jpg

this!


i'm gonna hunt mohillbilly down with a fucking pencil and stab him right in the gizzard!

ClevelandBronco
07-01-2011, 01:10 PM
Damn, can I at least get a weapon to use brah?

Weapon bra.

http://www.markhenry.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/101_4220.jpg

BigCatDaddy
07-01-2011, 01:11 PM
Weapon bra.

http://www.markhenry.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/101_4220.jpg

LMAO

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 01:13 PM
Damn, can I at least get a weapon to use brah?


Probably not. I don't like danger.

Pants
07-01-2011, 01:21 PM
Perhaps. If you do, hopefully it won't be full of killer bees.
ROFL

KurtCobain
07-01-2011, 01:41 PM
I hope I draw luv. Instant KO.

Yeah right this will be a popularity contest.

SNR
07-01-2011, 02:06 PM
OMFG Ima Murder my division. And Dave Lane better not be able to harness the power of the universe cuz that'd be some bullshit.Rape

SPchief
07-01-2011, 04:23 PM
I'm ready to kick some ass!

spida_man23
07-02-2011, 07:36 PM
How come i didn't get in this

crazycoffey
07-02-2011, 11:04 PM
was this just some sort of self nominated thing? Am I too late for the dance?
I'm your huckleberry, bloods just my game.
All I want is a sharp 2 inch blade and to pick the time and location...

Guru
07-03-2011, 05:41 AM
was this just some sort of self nominated thing? Am I too late for the dance?
I'm your huckleberry, bloods just my game.
All I want is a sharp 2 inch blade and to pick the time and location...

You already lost. Sorry.

AustinChief
07-09-2011, 04:20 PM
Marines Division
alnorth
<strike>trndobrd</strike>

cabletech94
<strike>SNR</strike>

<strike>WVChiefFan</strike>
Rooster

<strike>Dave Lane</strike>
Detoxing

Spartan Division
<strike>listopencil</strike>
Mohillbilly

<strike>Renegade</strike>
cdcox

Sofa King
<strike>pr_capone</strike>

Kyle DeLexus
<strike>excessive</strike>

Conquistador Division
<strike>talastan</strike>
Buck

mlyonsd
<strike>AndChiefs</strike>

CHENZ A!
<strike>kysirsoze</strike>

<strike>KC native</strike>
loochy

Gurkha Division
<strike>tooge</strike>
AustinChief

Rain Man
<strike>BigCatDaddy</strike>

<strike>joesomebody</strike>
Guru

<strike>Mr. Flopnuts</strike>
yhf

Samurai Division
Braincase
<strike>bevischief</strike>

Zooks
<strike>Fire Me Boy!</strike>

<strike>Bowser</strike>
rageeumr

<strike>ChiefPote</strike>
Pestilence

Panzer SS Division
Dartgod
<strike>SlimShady</strike>

<strike>Crush</strike>
truebigdog

<strike>blaise</strike>
Spchief

Bwana
<strike>rocknrolla</strike>

Viking Division
luv
<strike>ExtremeChief</strike>

Otter
<strike>Pawnmower</strike>

<strike>RedNeckRaider</strike>
patteeu

Pants
<strike>SuperChief</strike>

Apache Division
btlook1
<strike>Bump</strike>

RockChalk
<strike>big nasty kcnut</strike>

<strike>Red 5</strike>
dpg4zombie

Iowanian
KCFalcon59



We ready for Round 2 yet???

loochy
07-09-2011, 04:24 PM
We ready for Round 2 yet???

All 32 opening matches are done. Rain Man, are you going to make a new bracket?

AustinChief
07-09-2011, 07:14 PM
All 32 opening matches are done. Rain Man, are you going to make a new bracket?

Looks like we may have to wait for a Sunday start :(

bevischief
07-09-2011, 07:17 PM
Who is still left for round 2 besides Bwana?

Rain Man
07-09-2011, 07:20 PM
Hi all,

I'm transitioning to a new computer this weekend. (I bet you didn't recognize me since I'm typing on it now.) As soon as I get the file brought over I'll crank up Round 2, or as I call them, the OJ Simpson 32.

KurtCobain
07-09-2011, 07:34 PM
Hi all,

I'm transitioning to a new computer this weekend. (I bet you didn't recognize me since I'm typing on it now.) As soon as I get the file brought over I'll crank up Round 2, or as I call them, the OJ Simpson 32.

It should've been the OJ Simpson Sixteen, since everybody will have killed two people.

AustinChief
07-09-2011, 07:45 PM
Who is still left for round 2 besides Bwana?

If you check my quoted post a few posts back.. I struck out the losers.

Here is the list again...


Marines Division
alnorth
<strike>trndobrd</strike>

cabletech94
<strike>SNR</strike>

<strike>WVChiefFan</strike>
Rooster

<strike>Dave Lane</strike>
Detoxing

Spartan Division
<strike>listopencil</strike>
Mohillbilly

<strike>Renegade</strike>
cdcox

Sofa King
<strike>pr_capone</strike>

Kyle DeLexus
<strike>excessive</strike>

Conquistador Division
<strike>talastan</strike>
Buck

mlyonsd
<strike>AndChiefs</strike>

CHENZ A!
<strike>kysirsoze</strike>

<strike>KC native</strike>
loochy

Gurkha Division
<strike>tooge</strike>
AustinChief

Rain Man
<strike>BigCatDaddy</strike>

<strike>joesomebody</strike>
Guru

<strike>Mr. Flopnuts</strike>
yhf

Samurai Division
Braincase
<strike>bevischief</strike>

Zooks
<strike>Fire Me Boy!</strike>

<strike>Bowser</strike>
rageeumr

<strike>ChiefPote</strike>
Pestilence

Panzer SS Division
Dartgod
<strike>SlimShady</strike>

<strike>Crush</strike>
truebigdog

<strike>blaise</strike>
Spchief

Bwana
<strike>rocknrolla</strike>

Viking Division
luv
<strike>ExtremeChief</strike>

Otter
<strike>Pawnmower</strike>

<strike>RedNeckRaider</strike>
patteeu

Pants
<strike>SuperChief</strike>

Apache Division
btlook1
<strike>Bump</strike>

RockChalk
<strike>big nasty kcnut</strike>

<strike>Red 5</strike>
dpg4zombie

Iowanian
KCFalcon59

Rain Man
07-09-2011, 07:47 PM
It should've been the OJ Simpson Sixteen, since everybody will have killed two people.


Hmm, good point. I was enjoying the matching with her jersey number.

How do you like the posting from my new computer? Can you tell that it's different?

bevischief
07-09-2011, 07:48 PM
If you check my quoted post a few posts back.. I struck out the losers.

Here is the list again...

Thanks.

KurtCobain
07-09-2011, 07:49 PM
It's very slimming on you.

Rain Man
07-09-2011, 07:54 PM
It's very slimming on you.


Why, thank you. And you know, I feel better.

alnorth
07-09-2011, 08:11 PM
Why, thank you. And you know, I feel better.

Isn't it about time for another stick figure avatar? Preferably one doing something cool, other than walking.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-09-2011, 08:22 PM
I didn't even get a match, and I'm a fucking ENIGMA in this joint!

Just Passing Gas, please...

It's time to distance the Midwest from the East Coast once and for all, and I'm calling the little lady out.

Make It RAIN!

Rain Man
07-09-2011, 08:59 PM
Isn't it about time for another stick figure avatar? Preferably one doing something cool, other than walking.

I'm kind of like a crow when it comes to avatars. I don't create, I find and scavenge. If you've got anything for me, I'm game.

Rain Man
07-09-2011, 09:00 PM
I didn't even get a match, and I'm a ****ing ENIGMA in this joint!

Just Passing Gas, please...

It's time to distance the Midwest from the East Coast once and for all, and I'm calling the little lady out.

Make It RAIN!


You gotta move fast to be a gladiator around here.

MIAdragon
07-09-2011, 09:08 PM
I didn't even get a match, and I'm a ****ing ENIGMA in this joint!

Just Passing Gas, please...

It's time to distance the Midwest from the East Coast once and for all, and I'm calling the little lady out.

Make It RAIN!

I would have slaughtered your ass anyway.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-09-2011, 09:14 PM
I would have slaughtered your ass anyway.

Perhaps, perhaps not.

I want Just Passing New England Insanity.

GIVE!

SPchief
07-10-2011, 02:47 AM
Fuck, I've gotta go against Bwana in the 2nd round? Hope I get some good luck in the weapons draw

Fire Me Boy!
07-10-2011, 05:48 AM
I'm kind of like a crow when it comes to avatars. I don't create, I find and scavenge. If you've got anything for me, I'm game.

I'm partial to these.