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OnTheWarpath58
06-22-2011, 03:28 PM
Title says it all. Feel free to add athletes as well.

Better yet...



You can put 10 people on a Lear Jet headed to Las Vegas, with the knowledge that it's going to fall out of the fucking sky in an unpopulated area, killing everyone aboard.

Who would you want on the plane?

(Sick, I know, but it's the fucking offseason - and we're talking about blackout drunk teenagers getting shit on. Deal with it.)

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 03:28 PM
Lebron James.

MOhillbilly
06-22-2011, 03:29 PM
all of them.

OnTheWarpath58
06-22-2011, 03:29 PM
all of them.

LMAO

Douche Baggins
06-22-2011, 03:30 PM
Sam Mellinger.

Rain Man
06-22-2011, 03:31 PM
Fran Drescher needs to be on the list. That's her name, right? That nanny woman?

DMAC
06-22-2011, 03:33 PM
all of them.

I consider you a CP celebrity. So....cya.

jspchief
06-22-2011, 03:40 PM
Betty White

tooge
06-22-2011, 03:41 PM
only ten? then I'd have to let one of the broncos offensive players live? Hmmmmm. Tebow. He lives, the rest die. That way they continue to suck for the nex 12 years.

Iowanian
06-22-2011, 03:45 PM
Michael Moore has the first ticket.

MOhillbilly
06-22-2011, 03:46 PM
oprah

Iowanian
06-22-2011, 03:47 PM
Any of them that go by 3 part names.

loochy
06-22-2011, 03:47 PM
all of them.

I kind of like this answer the best.

Buck
06-22-2011, 03:48 PM
Fred Phelps and 11 of his closest followers.

Iowanian
06-22-2011, 03:48 PM
Is it a Jersey shooooooooooorah charter?

BWillie
06-22-2011, 03:49 PM
Cast of Jersey Shore, Mob Wives, Kardashians, and all others who partake in reality shows and have become famous for no reason.

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2011, 03:49 PM
16 replies without a John Goodman reference, for shame!!!!!!!!!

Pestilence
06-22-2011, 03:50 PM
15 replies without a John Goodman reference, for shame!!!!!!!!!

He's already dead.....let it go man.

Pestilence
06-22-2011, 03:50 PM
Cast of Jersey Shore, Mob Wives, Kardashians, and all others who partake in reality shows and have become famous for no reason.

Can you at least leave Kim? She's nice to look at.

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2011, 03:51 PM
He's already dead.....let it go man.

Never!!!!!!!!! The guy is the Keith Richards of the undead.

Ace Gunner
06-22-2011, 03:52 PM
all news broadcasters & roger goodell. arnold too

Sofa King
06-22-2011, 03:54 PM
Every political member from every nation.

Let's go back to the old west (and before).

Demonpenz
06-22-2011, 03:55 PM
i won't root unless I bet on one.

OnTheWarpath58
06-22-2011, 03:56 PM
My "guest list" for the Jet:


The Kardashian Sisters. And for sake of saving space, we're going to make-believe that Kim's fat ass doesn't require two seats. Three spoiled bitches who are famous for being the offspring of the jerkoff who helped get OJ acquitted - and for getting fucked on film by D-list rap artists.

Oprah Winfrey. Thanks for brainwashing the women of this country. Really appreciate it.

Lindsay Lohan. I was hoping she'd fucking OD and I could save the seat, but she keeps finding a way to live through her fuck-ups.

Bud Selig. How this guy hasn't completely destroyed MLB is beyond me.

Gary Bettman. Bud Selig, NHL style.

Miley Cyrus. Remember when you said, "it should be harder to be an artist" in response to Rebecca Black's song Friday? We've all been saying the same thing about your hick ass for years.

Kate Gosselin. Only in the good ole Magnited States of 'Merica can a shitty mother become a reality TV star.

One seat left, and it's so hard to choose. Looks like a game of "eenie, meeny, miney, mo" with the following:

Paris Hilton, Justin Beiber, Ke$ha, The cast of Twilight, the cast of Jersey Shore and Octomom.


We need a bigger fucking plane.

PunkinDrublic
06-22-2011, 03:57 PM
Glen Beck, Dick Cheney, Dubya, Billy Ocean, Paris Hilton, Dwayne Wade, John Elway, Shannon Sharpe, Tom Nalen and Bill Romanowski.

Just Passin' By
06-22-2011, 03:58 PM
The surviving members of the Jackass show/movies would be a pretty good start. Beyond that

Cate Blanchette
Richard Gere
Michael Moore
Barbra Streisand
Rob Reiner
George Lucas (Should have happened after "Jedi")
Rosie O'Donnell
Joy Behar
Keith Olbermann
Madonna


Put Gwyneth Paltrow on as an alternate, in case someone else is disqualified, and fill up any open areas on the plane with just about any politician of your choice.

OnTheWarpath58
06-22-2011, 03:59 PM
The surviving members of the Jackass show/movies would be a pretty good start.

Cate Blanchette
Richard Gere
Michael Moore
Barbra Streisand
Rob Reiner
George Lucas (Should have happened after "Jedi")
Rosie O'Donnell
Joy Behar
Keith Olbermann
Madonna


Put Gwyneth Paltrow on as an alternate, in case someone else is disqualified, and fill up any open areas on the plane with just about any politician of your choice.

Good call on Gweneth.

Mr. Plow
06-22-2011, 04:03 PM
Cast of Jersey Shore, Mob Wives, Kardashians, and all others who partake in reality shows and have become famous for no reason.

I think you nailed it on the head.

KCrockaholic
06-22-2011, 04:05 PM
Lohan or Miley Cyrus. If Miley died it would do all young girls age 8-15 a favor. They would quit looking up to her and see what a trashy skank ass hoe she really is.

AndChiefs
06-22-2011, 04:25 PM
Fred Phelps and 11 of his closest followers.

I suppose they do all count as less than a person.

SNR
06-22-2011, 04:31 PM
Glen Beck, Dick Cheney, Dubya, Billy Ocean, Paris Hilton, Dwayne Wade, John Elway, Shannon Sharpe, Tom Nalen and Bill Romanowski.Athletes are celebrities? If that's the case I have maaaaaany more to add to that list

DeezNutz
06-22-2011, 04:31 PM
I was expecting a response along the lines of: Celebrity __. Recover the body. Fire up a new jet. Crash it. Recover the body. Rinse, repeat, eight more times.

SNR
06-22-2011, 04:33 PM
Okay, I'll say it. I'm not afraid. Kill Michael Cera.

I hate the character he plays in all his movies. Cut him down in his youth to prevent more anal leakage being smeared all over movie previews

kysirsoze
06-22-2011, 04:43 PM
The surviving members of the Jackass show/movies would be a pretty good start. Beyond that

Cate Blanchette
Richard Gere
Michael Moore
Barbra Streisand
Rob Reiner
George Lucas (Should have happened after "Jedi")
Rosie O'Donnell
Joy Behar
Keith Olbermann
Madonna


Put Gwyneth Paltrow on as an alternate, in case someone else is disqualified, and fill up any open areas on the plane with just about any politician of your choice.

Ummm.... Why???

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2011, 05:49 PM
Paris Hilton

JD10367
06-22-2011, 05:54 PM
Okay, seriously? All the semi-joking naming of annoying celebrities aside? We talking actually consciiously wholeheartedly wishing death upon people, literally?

If that's the case, I really only need a two-seat Cessna. Andy Dick can pilot it, and Fred Phelps can copilot.

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2011, 06:04 PM
Okay, seriously? All the semi-joking naming of annoying celebrities aside? We talking actually consciiously wholeheartedly wishing death upon people, literally?

If that's the case, I really only need a two-seat Cessna. Andy Dick can pilot it, and Fred Phelps can copilot.

Westboro baptist church every single one of them.

Digital Takawira
06-22-2011, 06:08 PM
Glen Beck, Dick Cheney, Dubya, Billy Ocean, Paris Hilton, Dwayne Wade, John Elway, Shannon Sharpe, Tom Nalen and Bill Romanowski.

I'm with you on all those except Billy Ocean. What has Mr. "Carribean Queen" ever done to anyone, besides make panties drop?

oh, and you forgot philip rivers.

big nasty kcnut
06-22-2011, 06:21 PM
I won't make a list because i'm too scared to rack up any bad karma on me.

PunkinDrublic
06-22-2011, 06:27 PM
I'm with you on all those except Billy Ocean. What has Mr. "Carribean Queen" ever done to anyone, besides make panties drop?

oh, and you forgot philip rivers.

It's fun to put someone completely random on the list. It gives others a WTF moment.

Digital Takawira
06-23-2011, 05:50 PM
It's fun to put someone completely random on the list. It gives others a WTF moment.

well played, good sir.

whoman69
06-24-2011, 12:51 AM
Fran Drescher needs to be on the list. That's her name, right? That nanny woman?

She tops my list with Pauley Shore.

Sofa King
06-24-2011, 07:32 AM
Everyone that makes that ****ing stupid duck face when they take a picture...


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/douchette-girl-ed-hardy-2-26.jpg?w=500&h=320


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/douchette-girl-ed-hardy-2-27.jpg?w=500&h=335

MOhillbilly
06-24-2011, 07:35 AM
I won't make a list because i'm too scared to rack up any bad karma on me.

Randy?

Predarat
06-27-2011, 03:35 PM
chris brown
fred phelps
ben worthlessrapistburger
cain west
fergie
patrick stewart
miley cirus
justin timberlake
leo decaprio
nancy grace

DJ's left nut
06-27-2011, 03:39 PM
Cast of Jersey Shore, Mob Wives, Kardashians, and all others who partake in reality shows and have become famous for no reason.

Yeup, sounds about right.

Oh, and John Elway.

SnakeXJones
06-27-2011, 03:59 PM
Joan Rivers no one can be more annoying then that bitch

buddha
06-27-2011, 04:24 PM
Title says it all. Feel free to add athletes as well.

Better yet...



You can put 10 people on a Lear Jet headed to Las Vegas, with the knowledge that it's going to fall out of the ****ing sky in an unpopulated area, killing everyone aboard.

Who would you want on the plane?

(Sick, I know, but it's the ****ing offseason - and we're talking about blackout drunk teenagers getting shit on. Deal with it.)

Tom Cruise

Backwards Masking
06-27-2011, 07:26 PM
Toby Keith

I could do without John Mayer as well.

Just Passin' By
06-27-2011, 07:57 PM
Tom Cruise

That little fucker would save the plane and start doing a dance.

Backwards Masking
06-27-2011, 08:01 PM
Tom Cruise

What's wrong with Tom Cruise? Yeah, he's kinda nutty in real life what with beliefs and everything. It's also annoying how all the women fawn over him. But he's been in some awesome flicks - Born On The 4th of July, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, just to name a few.

I'd like to see John Mayer choke on his own vomit before I wished anything ill of ol' Tom.

Backwards Masking
06-27-2011, 08:01 PM
Besides, I think he's a good actor.

Backwards Masking
06-27-2011, 08:46 PM
All the refs in Super Bowl 40 who turned the greatest game on earth into the WWF for a night. Not that they deserve celebrity status.