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Count Zarth
06-23-2011, 09:59 AM
Shocking.

http://www.nesn.com/2011/06/report-oj-simpson-confesses-to-murder-of-ex-wife-nicole-brown-simpson.html

O.J. Simpson has reportedly admitted to the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson in 1994.

Simpson confessed to a producer for Oprah Winfrey, and he will reportedly repeat the confession to Winfrey during a televised interview. Several news outlets are citing the National Enquirer with breaking the news.

The initial interview took place in prison, where Simpson is serving a nine-year sentence for kidnapping and robbery.

Simpson claimed he stabbed Nicole in self-defense.

The former NFL running back and part-time movie star was acquitted after being charged for the murders of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman.

BigCatDaddy
06-23-2011, 10:00 AM
Stunned!

HonestChieffan
06-23-2011, 10:02 AM
alrighty then

Ebolapox
06-23-2011, 10:02 AM
self defense?!? ROFL sure, juice.

Mr. Plow
06-23-2011, 10:03 AM
Shocked.....SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

DMAC
06-23-2011, 10:04 AM
I believe you OJ!!

bevischief
06-23-2011, 10:06 AM
....:facepalm: really...

eazyb81
06-23-2011, 10:11 AM
LET'S RIOT!!!!!

Count Zarth
06-23-2011, 10:11 AM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-oj-simpson-gloves-fit.jpg

Mr. Arrowhead
06-23-2011, 10:12 AM
LOL how was it self defense when he sliced their throats

loochy
06-23-2011, 10:12 AM
Yeah black community! Where is your inexcusable defense now?

Ebolapox
06-23-2011, 10:18 AM
LOL how was it self defense when he sliced their throats

didn't he pretty much cut her fucking head off, literally?

Rain Man
06-23-2011, 10:19 AM
self defense?!? ROFL sure, juice.

He was just standing there in the dark near her home with a knife, and they attacked him!

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 10:20 AM
LOL how was it self defense when he cut her head off.


fyp

Dayze
06-23-2011, 10:20 AM
...a jury of your peers. Or, in this case, of idiots.

Count Zarth
06-23-2011, 10:21 AM
LOL how was it self defense when he sliced their throats

Knife fight.

Dressed all in black.

HotRoute
06-23-2011, 10:21 AM
Now this can finally be released, I hope......

http://geckosbark.com/wp-content/uploads/If_I_did_It_2.png

kysirsoze
06-23-2011, 10:22 AM
I know when I visit my ex-wife to have a reasonable non-murder discussion, I'm always armed and wearing gloves.... just in case I need to defend myself. If she's got a boyfriend there, he better watch himself or I might defend myself from him, too.


Edit: Oh, yeah. Then I continue defending myself by releasing a "hypothetical" book about how I would have defended myself if I had to cause they were after me.

Dayze
06-23-2011, 10:22 AM
you guys are all racist. ~

alpha_omega
06-23-2011, 10:22 AM
i thought Oprah was going to go away.

blaise
06-23-2011, 10:24 AM
I'm a little skeptical it'll happen.

Fish
06-23-2011, 10:24 AM
Man I hope he has to defend himself against Oprah. Live, in the middle of the episode.

blaise
06-23-2011, 10:25 AM
She tried to steal his knife with her neck.

Frazod
06-23-2011, 10:28 AM
There is a website somewhere (investigate the link yourself), where you can see the actual and extremely gruesome crime scene photos from this and other celebrity murders, including the Manson murders back in '69.

He really did a number on Nicole. He didn't just slit her throat; he damn near cut her head off. She was gashed all the way back to the spine.

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 10:29 AM
There is a website somewhere (investigate the link yourself), where you can see the actual and extremely gruesome crime scene photos from this and other celebrity murders, including the Manson murders back in '69.

He really did a number on Nicole. He didn't just slit her throat; he damn near cut her head off. She was gashed all the way back to the spine.

OJ rage killed those two people. plain and simple.

Okie_Apparition
06-23-2011, 10:30 AM
He kept his promise. He said he would find the killer or killers & he did. Bravo

frankotank
06-23-2011, 10:30 AM
yeah, but....he was framed.

blaise
06-23-2011, 10:31 AM
How dumb were those jurors?

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 10:32 AM
How dumb were those jurors?

in the context of the times?

Frazod
06-23-2011, 10:32 AM
How dumb were those jurors?

Worse yet, how dumb were the prosecutors? Cousin Vinny could have gotten a conviction.

Count Zarth
06-23-2011, 10:33 AM
I like to imagine OJ confessed during post-coital bliss while smoking a cigarette with Oprah lying next to him.

"I killed Nicole, you know."

"God, I know it. It's such a turn on. Murder my pussy again, OJ!"

Dayze
06-23-2011, 10:33 AM
OJ doesn't kill people....Knives do.

Demonpenz
06-23-2011, 10:36 AM
NOORRRRDBERRRG!

ClevelandBronco
06-23-2011, 10:42 AM
Worse yet, how dumb were the prosecutors? Cousin Vinny could have gotten a conviction.

Absolutely. Marcia Clark and Chris Darden could make Carl Peterson and Herm Edwards look like a dream partnership.

Huffman83
06-23-2011, 10:50 AM
RODNEY KING RODNEY KING!

Wait....

Hydrae
06-23-2011, 10:52 AM
Damn, and all this time I was sure Kato did it.

Lonewolf Ed
06-23-2011, 11:03 AM
LOL how was it self defense when he sliced their throats

Obviously, they were trying to bite him to death.

pr_capone
06-23-2011, 11:09 AM
The guy is a piece of shit. Hope someone defends themselves against him in prison.

DJ's left nut
06-23-2011, 11:10 AM
Evidently not actually true:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oprah-hasnt-landed-oj-simpson-205028

ARROW2
06-23-2011, 11:16 AM
Evidently not actually true:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oprah-hasnt-landed-oj-simpson-205028





OOPS!!!! Now STFU!!

Rain Man
06-23-2011, 11:18 AM
Knife fight.

Dressed all in black.


Perhaps a good special factor in the gladiatorial matches will be having O.J. in the arena, with one combatant dressed like Ron and the other dressed like Nicole.

ClevelandBronco
06-23-2011, 11:20 AM
Evidently not actually true:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oprah-hasnt-landed-oj-simpson-205028

Maybe not, but in this case I don't think we should let a little trivial truth disrupt an otherwise satisfying exorcism.

MahiMike
06-23-2011, 11:24 AM
This is weird. I was just yesterday recalling the verdict being handed down while at work. All the bl**K folks started cheering. It was surreal.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-23-2011, 11:44 AM
self defense?!? ROFL sure, juice.

Yeah no shit....LMAO

KurtCobain
06-23-2011, 11:48 AM
"He tried to seduce me and i tried to tell her I was gay, but she wouldn't listen. And then the dude wouldn't fuck me. Self Defense"

talastan
06-23-2011, 11:50 AM
This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/0330chewbacca.jpg

Fish
06-23-2011, 12:02 PM
Wait.... the National Enquirer is the source for the story?

Good fucking grief.....

Brainiac
06-23-2011, 12:13 PM
Wait.... the National Enquirer is the source for the story?

Good ****ing grief.....
If I recall correctly, the National Enquirer nailed the John Edwards story about a year before the rest of the media did.

Fish
06-23-2011, 12:18 PM
If I recall correctly, the National Enquirer nailed the John Edwards story about a year before the rest of the media did.

Did you compare that to the list of stuff they've been wrong about?

loochy
06-23-2011, 12:20 PM
Did you compare that to the list of stuff they've been wrong about?

Oh, you mean like EVERYTHING ELSE?

4th and Long
06-23-2011, 12:31 PM
i thought Oprah was going to go away.
(Newser) – The Oprah Winfrey Show may be over, but there are still a few things its host wants to achieve. At the top of the list: a confession from OJ Simpson, she said in an interview on Thursday. “I have a dream of OJ Simpson confessing to me,” she said. “And I am going to make that happen, people.” The comment won cheers from the crowd at the cable industry’s annual Cable Show in Chicago, notes the Hollywood Reporter.

“I don’t just want the interview. I want the interview on the condition that you are ready, Mr. Simpson,” Oprah said. He’s not the only guest in her sights: Oprah also is hoping to get Susan Smith, currently doing life in South Carolina for the murder of her two kids, on her upcoming show. Oprah’s Next Chapter is set to premiere in January on the Oprah Winfrey Network. The daytime queen now has “the ability to commit my full energy” to the channel after a few bumps in the road. “This really is the moment I’ve been waiting for."

DJJasonp
06-23-2011, 02:21 PM
OJ rage killed those two people. plain and simple.

Better drink your apple juice......cause OJ will kill ya!

Garcia Bronco
06-23-2011, 02:23 PM
Worse yet, how dumb were the prosecutors? Cousin Vinny could have gotten a conviction.

They won awards for that case after losing it....

Chazno
06-23-2011, 02:35 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/23/oprah-oj-simpson-confessi_n_883066.html

McWickedson
06-23-2011, 03:36 PM
Yeah black community! Where is your inexcusable defense now?

yeah, you aren't racist.

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 03:37 PM
yeah, you aren't racist.

nice VM you have.LMAO

loochy
06-23-2011, 03:38 PM
yeah, you aren't racist.

Neither are you.

McWickedson
06-23-2011, 03:42 PM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 03:47 PM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

fuck yes! i heart a white xmas.

loochy
06-23-2011, 03:48 PM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

fuck yes! i heart a white xmas.

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MOhillbilly
06-23-2011, 03:50 PM
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qZneS3r7wTw" allowfullscreen="" width="425" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe>

awwwwww, that so nice.

loochy
06-23-2011, 03:51 PM
awwwwww, that so nice.

Unfortunately, I don't think McMillan appreciates that song as much as we do.

teedubya
06-23-2011, 04:00 PM
The white Bronco ride wasn't proof enough? lol.

Brock
06-23-2011, 04:17 PM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

It's Christmas every day for white people.

loochy
06-23-2011, 04:19 PM
It's Christmas every day for white people.

I know right!?!

Every day I am showered in gifts and offered a smorgasbord of food including turkey, homemade bread, and fresh baked cookies and pies. Life is good when you are white and it's Christmas every day!

chefsos
06-23-2011, 05:39 PM
(Newser) – “I have a dream of OJ Simpson confessing to me,” she said. “And I am going to make that happen, people.” The comment won cheers from the crowd at the cable industry’s annual Cable Show in Chicago, notes the Hollywood Reporter.

Let's see now. Ol' OJ is mighty poor these days, and Oprah...well, does anyone in the world have more cash than Oprah?

Nope, don't see any way she can make that happen...

Frazod
06-23-2011, 05:51 PM
They won awards for that case after losing it....

From who? The Association of Defense Lawyers?

Pants
06-23-2011, 05:54 PM
LOL

vailpass
06-23-2011, 05:56 PM
It's Christmas every day for white people.

LMAO

vailpass
06-23-2011, 05:56 PM
**** yes! i heart a white xmas.

LMAO

KurtCobain
06-23-2011, 06:06 PM
LMAO

LMAO

Fucking racist.

Ebolapox
06-23-2011, 06:09 PM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

look, I'm the blackest dude here. george bush didn't give a fuck about me when katrina hit in n'awleans. my cock is huge and fat white chicks love me. once you go me, you don't go back.

all that said, oj is a piece of shit. I'd drive my 83 caddy with three 24 inch rims (that I'm still paying off at 50 bucks a month) over his head.

hell, I'm so black that if you sprinkled salt on me, I would look like deep space. I'm way darker than amistad black, I'm sierra leone black.

stevieray
06-23-2011, 06:13 PM
Enjoy it while it lasts..

enjoy what?

spoiler: these kinds of posts rarely appear, and rarely are explained upon inquiry.

stevieray
06-23-2011, 06:15 PM
look, I'm the blackest dude here. george bush didn't give a **** about me when katrina hit in n'awleans. my cock is huge and fat white chicks love me. once you go me, you don't go back.

all that said, oj is a piece of shit. I'd drive my 83 caddy with three 24 inch rims (that I'm still paying off at 50 bucks a month) over his head.

hell, I'm so black that if you sprinkled salt on me, I would look like deep space. I'm way darker than amistad black, I'm sierra leone black.

blue black..

my wife got called "the colored girl with the kinky hair" the other day....we were like WTF? people still talk like that? :LOL:

Bwana
06-23-2011, 06:21 PM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

Thanks, will do. Now go back to lurking.

Ebolapox
06-23-2011, 06:21 PM
blue black..

my wife got called "the colored girl with the kinky hair" the other day....we were like WTF? people still talk like that? :LOL:


lemme tell you, white man. there are two kinds of us--there's black people (me) and there's negras. and negras have got to go. I don't stand outside the atm at night worrying about the media, I'm worried about negras. when I buy a big screen tv, I move it in during the middle of the night and paint it white like a bassinnet. when my neighbor stole it, he said he didn't hear shit. YOU DIDN'T HEAR SHIT CAUSE YOU WAS DOING SHIT.

I hide my money in books because negras is afraid of books. books are like KRYPTONITE to negras. boy, I wish they'd let me join the ku klux klan. I'd do a driveby from here to brooklyn. negras be singing welfare carrols. WE CAN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THE WHITE MAN, WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT US.

stevieray
06-23-2011, 06:24 PM
lemme tell you, white man. there are two kinds of us--there's black people (me) and there's negras. and negras have got to go. I don't stand outside the atm at night worrying about the media, I'm worried about negras. when I buy a big screen tv, I move it in during the middle of the night and paint it white like a bassinnet. when my neighbor stole it, he said he didn't hear shit. YOU DIDN'T HEAR SHIT CAUSE YOU WAS DOING SHIT.

I hide my money in books because negras is afraid of books. books are like KRYPTONITE to negras. boy, I wish they'd let me join the ku klux klan. I'd do a driveby from here to brooklyn. negras be singing welfare carrols. WE CAN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THE WHITE MAN, WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT US.

:clap:

don't look at me in that tone of voice.

booger
06-23-2011, 06:27 PM
I'd drive my 83 caddy with three 24 inch rims (that I'm still paying off at 50 bucks a month) over his head.


but do they spin?

Ebolapox
06-23-2011, 07:29 PM
but do they spin?

well, yeah. obviously. THEY SPINNIN, NIHGGA, THEY SPINNIN'!

listopencil
06-23-2011, 07:43 PM
blue black..

my wife got called "the colored girl with the kinky hair" the other day....we were like WTF? people still talk like that? :LOL:


Really? People still say "colored"? WTF?

Hog Farmer
06-23-2011, 07:53 PM
I still think it had to be an accident. they were all running and she just happened to fall on his knife.

Backwards Masking
06-23-2011, 09:58 PM
US tax dollars hard at work serving us the satisfaction of knowing the Justice System works

BWillie
06-23-2011, 10:04 PM
So nothing can happen to him because he was acquitted?

kysirsoze
06-23-2011, 10:22 PM
Too bad this whole story is bullshit. That would've been awesome.

BigRock
06-23-2011, 10:47 PM
I heard his son did it.

Chief Roundup
06-23-2011, 11:11 PM
Too bad this whole story is bullshit. That would've been awesome.

Yeah it didn't take long for the story to get retracted.

FAX
06-24-2011, 12:14 AM
I always had a feeling that he did it.

But, if her spine's not slit, you must acquit.

FAX

threebag02
06-24-2011, 03:44 AM
When you ain't living right; you ain't living, right./Juice

Guru
06-24-2011, 04:41 AM
who?

Gonzo
06-24-2011, 06:08 AM
This is Christmas Day for White America. Enjoy it while it lasts..

Oj roasting on an open fire...
Lynchings nipping at your nose
Lynch-mob carols being sung by a choir,
Folks dressed up like scary ghosts...
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Kerberos
06-24-2011, 09:11 AM
Why not confess and tell everyone the truth. He's got "Double Jeopardy" on his side for the criminal case. He lost the civil suit so he is pretty much ****ed for the rest of his life monitarily anyway.

Brock
06-24-2011, 09:20 AM
Why not confess and tell everyone the truth. He's got "Double Jeopardy" on his side for the criminal case. He lost the civil suit so he is pretty much ****ed for the rest of his life monitarily anyway.

Sure, except for his 25,000 dollar a month NFL pension.

vailpass
06-24-2011, 09:37 AM
****ing racist.

If you aren't the dumbest fucker on this board you are certainly close.

Garcia Bronco
06-24-2011, 09:43 AM
From who? The Association of Defense Lawyers?

Some high level group named them attorney of the year.

Garcia Bronco
06-24-2011, 09:46 AM
Why not confess and tell everyone the truth. He's got "Double Jeopardy" on his side for the criminal case. He lost the civil suit so he is pretty much ****ed for the rest of his life monitarily anyway.

If he were to admit to the murder...double jeopardy would not apply because the state can introduce new evidence...aka a confession.

Brock
06-24-2011, 10:05 AM
If he were to admit to the murder...double jeopardy would not apply because the state can introduce new evidence...aka a confession.

LOL.

Kerberos
06-24-2011, 10:32 AM
If he were to admit to the murder...double jeopardy would not apply because the state can introduce new evidence...aka a confession.

LOL.

If I am not mistaken you can't be tried for the same crime twice. Would that be a correct assumption Brock?

I am not a lawyer but I was under the impression that if you get off a felony charge they can't come back at you even if they have enough evidence to plug up the Patomac river.

Brock
06-24-2011, 10:37 AM
If I am not mistaken you can't be tried for the same crime twice. Would that be a correct assumption Brock?

I am not a lawyer but I was under the impression that if you get off a felony charge they can't come back at you even if they have enough evidence to plug up the Patomac river.

He was acquitted, end of story. He can say whatever he wants now and they can't do a damn thing to him.

kstater
06-24-2011, 10:58 AM
If he were to admit to the murder...double jeopardy would not apply because the state can introduce new evidence...aka a confession.

wut

Gonzo
06-24-2011, 10:59 AM
Somebody's been watching too many Ashley Judd movies.

If new evidence is introduced in the form of a confession, the feds can reopen the case.
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go bowe
06-24-2011, 11:02 AM
Somebody's been watching too many Ashley Judd movies.

If new evidence is introduced in the form of a confession, the feds can reopen the case.
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link?

my understanding is that the defense can reopen a case with new evidence under some circumstances, but the prosecution only gets one bite of the apple...

ClevelandBronco
06-24-2011, 11:06 AM
Somebody's been watching too many Ashley Judd movies.

If new evidence is introduced in the form of a confession, the feds can reopen the case.
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My understanding is that the feds might be able to go after him for violating the victims' civil rights, but the state of California's murder case is done.

Gonzo
06-24-2011, 11:08 AM
My understanding is that the feds might be able to go after him for violating the victims' civil rights, but the state of California's murder case is done.

True. It would be a fed case.
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Brock
06-24-2011, 11:10 AM
Somebody's been watching too many Ashley Judd movies.

If new evidence is introduced in the form of a confession, the feds can reopen the case.
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He cannot be retried for those murders, period.

Brock
06-24-2011, 11:11 AM
And confessing on some TV show isn't real evidence anyway. "Oh, haha, I just said that for the money".

Just Passin' By
06-24-2011, 11:12 AM
Somebody's been watching too many Ashley Judd movies.

If new evidence is introduced in the form of a confession, the feds can reopen the case.
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The feds and the state of California are two different bodies, so the notion of double jeopardy doesn't apply (separate sovereigns doctrines). However, double jeopardy does prevent someone being tried (by the same sovereign) for a crime they've been acquitted of even if they later confess to the crime.

Gonzo
06-24-2011, 01:42 PM
link?

my understanding is that the defense can reopen a case with new evidence under some circumstances, but the prosecution only gets one bite of the apple...

Fed Law:
Even though it does allow repeat prosecutions for two distinct actions that occurred in the same situation, for example robbery and murder, it does not allow; in essence the same conduct, such as causing the death of a person, to be prosecuted consecutively, as dissimilar crimes such as murder, manslaughter or denial of civil rights.

Therefore, you can have a retrial for murder if new 'overwhelming' evidence is brought forth or if the formerly aquitted defendant should legally confess before a grand jury or a federal law enforcement agent/federal judge. Finding a grand jury that would be impartial would be impossible, btw.

A confession on broadcast television is not considered legal evidence in this case.

State Law:

Once acquitted, a person can never be retried despite:

Evidence
New compelling evidence such as DNA
Admission of guilt by the accused
Error of Law
Judges giving an incorrect or improper summation to the jury
Judges incorrectly denying the admission of evidence
Corruption of Process
Jury tampering
Threatening or bribing of witnesses

Gonzo
06-24-2011, 01:44 PM
So, in essence....

Who fucking knows. There's a technicallity for everything.
It could go either way but it's highly unlikely that he would be brought to trial again.

He'll croak in the big house anyway.

Just Passin' By
06-24-2011, 03:32 PM
Fed Law:


Therefore, you can have a retrial for murder if new 'overwhelming' evidence is brought forth or if the formerly aquitted defendant should legally confess before a grand jury or a federal law enforcement agent/federal judge. Finding a grand jury that would be impartial would be impossible, btw.

A confession on broadcast television is not considered legal evidence in this case.



You should reread the item you quoted, because you're misunderstanding it.

Pants
06-24-2011, 03:47 PM
Do retired football players really get $25,000/mo pensions? Wow...

Brock
06-24-2011, 04:22 PM
Do retired football players really get $25,000/mo pensions? Wow...

Well, I went and looked it up and according to wiki, it's 28,000 dollars per YEAR. I could have sworn I read back when the Goldman's were suing him that it was a lot more than that, but I guess I was mistaken.

Baby Lee
06-24-2011, 04:50 PM
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Pants
06-24-2011, 05:02 PM
Well, I went and looked it up and according to wiki, it's 28,000 dollars per YEAR. I could have sworn I read back when the Goldman's were suing him that it was a lot more than that, but I guess I was mistaken.

Oh ok.

InChiefsHell
06-24-2011, 05:35 PM
He'll confess...then retract the confession. He needs the attention.

Deberg_1990
06-24-2011, 06:53 PM
This isnt one of those "I didnt, do it, but if i did do it, heres how i would have done it" confessions again is it?

durtyrute
06-24-2011, 07:14 PM
lemme tell you, white man. there are two kinds of us--there's black people (me) and there's negras. and negras have got to go. I don't stand outside the atm at night worrying about the media, I'm worried about negras. when I buy a big screen tv, I move it in during the middle of the night and paint it white like a bassinnet. when my neighbor stole it, he said he didn't hear shit. YOU DIDN'T HEAR SHIT CAUSE YOU WAS DOING SHIT.

I hide my money in books because negras is afraid of books. books are like KRYPTONITE to negras. boy, I wish they'd let me join the ku klux klan. I'd do a driveby from here to brooklyn. negras be singing welfare carrols. WE CAN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THE WHITE MAN, WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT US.

Chris?