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Okie_Apparition
06-24-2011, 05:34 PM
All I get is polka or porn music

LiveSteam
06-24-2011, 05:36 PM
Its Friday, roll with it.

Okie_Apparition
06-24-2011, 05:36 PM
Polka porn could be a new craze

Okie_Apparition
06-24-2011, 05:42 PM
OH..it's only the local channels. HTF can I make it through the weekend without hearing about Larry Moore's tomatoes? YOU BRITTISH BASTURDS!

JD10367
06-24-2011, 05:55 PM
Polka porn could be a new craze

That would be pretty funny.

And this calls for one of my favorite songs!

I Wanna Polka Polka
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)
The Ivan Offelcockich Orchestra

See that girl with the pretty red dress on,
I wanna polka.
I love the way she spins and twirls,
I wanna polka.

Oh how I wish that she'd look my way now,
Then I could polka.
I'd love to feel those pretty little curls,
How I wanna polka.

We took a little trip down to Love Canal (NY),
So I could polka.
but we stopped in French Lick, Indiana
No time to polka!

Intercourse Pennsylvania was my destination
wanted to polka.
But she left me down in Blue Ball PA,
Never got to polka.

bridge
well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.

We spent sometime in Flushing NY,
I had to polka.
She said not until we get to Hygiene CO,
then maybe I could polka.

I said first let's stop at Moorehead Jersey,
before I polka.
Things got salty in Saline Michigan,
Never got to polka.

She said let's go to Bonesteel, (SD)
now there's a place I'll polka.
but it went Askew in Mississppi,
Didn't know if I could polka.

Climax MI was our destination,
She wanted me to polka.
but I had to make a stop in Crappo MD,
I lost the urge to polka.

bridge
well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.

French Lick, Love Canal
Blue Ball, Moorehead
I Wanna Polka

Bonesteel, Intercourse
Climax, Crappo
I Wanna Polka

Tampa, Flushing
Hygiene, Saline
I Wanna Polka

Gaysport (OH), Gayhead (MA)
Gayville (SD), Mudlick (KY)
I Wanna polka

(instrumental jam out)

Okie_Apparition
06-24-2011, 05:58 PM
The squeeze box's big cumback

Okie_Apparition
06-24-2011, 06:17 PM
It's back. Matt Cassel is stomping a muddle puddle in Paul Rudd's ass in wiffle ball