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DA_T_84
06-26-2011, 03:17 PM
How do you measure up?

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2011, 03:19 PM
7'6" 4.13 40 800 lb bench

Oh and a 21 inch cock

Okie_Apparition
06-26-2011, 03:20 PM
Chiefsplanet hieght or real world height

Buck
06-26-2011, 03:20 PM
6'1"
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Stewie
06-26-2011, 03:22 PM
So, you deleted a "How tall are you?" thread to start another "How tall are you?" thread?

LiveSteam
06-26-2011, 03:22 PM
5ft 13 inches

ChiefsCountry
06-26-2011, 03:22 PM
6'4

Baconeater
06-26-2011, 03:23 PM
7'6" 4.13 40 800 lb bench

Oh and a 21 inch cock
7'7" 4.12 40 850 lb bench 22 inch cock

DA_T_84
06-26-2011, 03:25 PM
So, you deleted a "How tall are you?" thread to start another "How tall are you?" thread?

Correct, I effed up the poll, and wasn't aware of how to go back before getting murdered.

So I chose the gun instead of the knife.

Pasta Giant Meatball
06-26-2011, 03:31 PM
7'7" 4.12 40 850 lb bench 22 inch cock

What is your bro hug percentage though?

KurtCobain
06-26-2011, 03:32 PM
WE ARE WINNING SIX FEET TALL PEOPLE WE ARE WINNING!!!!!!!

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2011, 03:32 PM
7'7" 4.12 40 850 lb bench 22 inch cock


Oh yeah? How many supermodels have you dated?


If the answer isn't all of them, you lose :)

KurtCobain
06-26-2011, 03:33 PM
laugh out loud @ 5'4.

Baconeater
06-26-2011, 03:33 PM
Oh yeah? How many supermodels have you dated?


All of them...
And their mothers too.

Pasta Giant Meatball
06-26-2011, 03:34 PM
laugh out loud @ 5'4.

McCluster was lurking. He must have gotten some WiFi while at 5 guys.

DeezNutz
06-26-2011, 03:36 PM
I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was a baller...

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2011, 03:38 PM
I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was a baller...


I wish I had a girl that looked good

I would call her

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-26-2011, 03:52 PM
6'0"

7" Penis.

Thx/Bye...

Predarat
06-26-2011, 04:41 PM
I am 6ft2, but I wish I were 6ft4 and full of Muscle, that way if someone pissed me off, I could give them a Vegemite Sandwich.

RedNFeisty
06-26-2011, 04:44 PM
I'm 5'4" .....almost

BossChief
06-26-2011, 04:46 PM
I'm taller lying down and aroused than standing up.

Phobia
06-26-2011, 04:52 PM
I don't think KCFish has voted yet. Nor has Iowanian.

Phobia
06-26-2011, 04:53 PM
6'0"

7" Penis.

Thx/Bye...

I've seen you before. Subtract 3" from each measurement.

Donger
06-26-2011, 04:54 PM
I honestly don't know. The last time I was measured, I think I was 18 or so.

Stinger
06-26-2011, 04:57 PM
I don't think KCFish has voted yet. Nor has Iowanian.

Well only 4'6" is the lowest option, not sure they will know what to put.

Rain Man
06-26-2011, 05:06 PM
I honestly don't know. The last time I was measured, I think I was 18 or so.


If that's true, you could take the record from that Filipino guy.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/aptopix%20philippines%20shortest%20man-188764224_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

Pawnmower
06-26-2011, 05:09 PM
only on chiefs planet is avergae height over 6'0"

LOL

pr_capone
06-26-2011, 05:12 PM
according to MEPS, I am 6 feet and one quarter inch tall.

pr_capone
06-26-2011, 05:13 PM
I wish I had a girl that looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a 64' Impala

luv
06-26-2011, 05:24 PM
5'7"

Except the last few times I've been measured, I've been 5' 6 1/2". I guess I'm shrinking.

milkman
06-26-2011, 05:28 PM
5'7"

Except the last few times I've been measured, I've been 5' 6 1/2". I guess I'm shrinking.

You're getting older.

Your tits are just starting to weigh you down.

Donger
06-26-2011, 05:29 PM
If that's true, you could take the record from that Filipino guy.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/aptopix%20philippines%20shortest%20man-188764224_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

Those Coke bottles must be huge.

Over-Head
06-26-2011, 05:32 PM
185.23cm :thumb:

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2011, 05:35 PM
185.23cm :thumb:


Fucking metric system


Royale with cheese

Over-Head
06-26-2011, 05:42 PM
****ing metric system


Royale with cheese
Not my fault the USA is 30 years behind the rest of the metric world LMAO

Donger
06-26-2011, 05:44 PM
Not my fault the USA is 30 years behind the rest of the metric world LMAO

Now, now. Don't forget Liberia and Burma.

Rain Man
06-26-2011, 05:45 PM
We should measure height in hands, like we do for horses. I don't know why we think we should be measured differently.

Over-Head
06-26-2011, 05:47 PM
Now, now. Don't forget Liberia and Burma. Thats right, I forgot, there are 2 other countries left on the planet that arent metric besides the land of the flying grits and Hehaw...:thumb::thumb:

milkman
06-26-2011, 05:49 PM
Thats right, I forgot, there are 2 other countries left on the planet that arent metric besides the land of the flying grits and Hehaw...:thumb::thumb:

The U.S. is not a follower like the sheep in Canada.

Donger
06-26-2011, 05:50 PM
Thats right, I forgot, there are 2 other countries left on the planet that arent metric besides the land of the flying grits and Hehaw...:thumb::thumb:

The last time I was in Canada, I got in really late and was driving my rental to my hotel. I looked down, saw 110 and slammed on the brakes so hard that I almost lost control.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2011, 05:54 PM
Okay, I'll assimalate

2.65 meters 3.14 100 meter dash 40 stone bench

and a .63 meter cock...............falccid

Baconeater
06-26-2011, 05:57 PM
Okay, I'll assimalate

2.65 meters 3.14 100 meter dash 40 stone bench

and a .63 meter cock
Same for me but add a couple cms and liters and various other metric thingies.

Donger
06-26-2011, 05:59 PM
I wonder why we have the two litre bottle of soda (and other assorted fluids)?

Over-Head
06-26-2011, 05:59 PM
The last time I was in Canada, I got in really late and was driving my rental to my hotel. I looked down, saw 110 and slammed on the brakes so hard that I almost lost control.

:LOL::LOL:
Wouldn't be the first time I saw that

Chiefs Pantalones
06-26-2011, 06:01 PM
In the US I'm 6'1, in China I'm 7'1.

listopencil
06-26-2011, 06:23 PM
6'0"

7" Penis.

Thx/Bye...

How odd. I'm 5'9" and I have an eight inch penis. I think you got shortchanged.

luv
06-26-2011, 06:32 PM
You're getting older.

Your tits are just starting to weigh you down.

So I can gain my 1/2" by losing weight.

Kyle DeLexus
06-26-2011, 06:44 PM
So I can gain my 1/2" by losing weight.

Wait...luv has a penis?

DeezNutz
06-26-2011, 06:57 PM
Everyone is 6'0", with a 300 bench and an 800 credit score.

Lonewolf Ed
06-26-2011, 08:11 PM
I'm 6'2" tall, but I don't bench 300.

milkman
06-26-2011, 08:18 PM
So I can gain my 1/2" by losing weight.

You can't reverse gravity.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-26-2011, 08:24 PM
Everyone is 6'0", with a 300 bench and an 800 credit score.


Pffft

ClevelandBronco
06-26-2011, 08:29 PM
Oh, yeah? Well, I have two cocks, and I only use the 13-incher when the 23-incher runs dry.

Unfortunately, I'm 4'6" tall.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-26-2011, 09:28 PM
I've seen you before. Subtract 3" from each measurement.

From that low altitude of yours, how the fuck would you know?

milkman
06-26-2011, 09:32 PM
From that low altitude of yours, how the **** would you know?

He can see up your skirt.

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-26-2011, 09:32 PM
He can see up your skirt.

That's it:

I'm wearing a Kilt to the next bash.

Der Flöprer
06-26-2011, 09:37 PM
Thats right, I forgot, there are 2 other countries left on the planet that arent metric besides the land of the flying grits and Hehaw...:thumb::thumb:

It's so cute when little brother gets uppity.

DeezNutz
06-26-2011, 09:40 PM
Approximately 15% of the male population is 6'0" tall or over. On CP, it's 60%. Fortunately, I'm among the 60%. LMAO. No lie.

RJ
06-26-2011, 09:56 PM
5'11" 189 lb. I need to lose 10 lbs. Starting tomorrow. Or maybe Tuesday.

chefsos
06-26-2011, 10:05 PM
I'm actually 5'11" and change, but I have a huge knot on my head that takes me to the land of the six footers.

KCrockaholic
06-26-2011, 10:08 PM
I've got a feeling if this was an honest poll the average would be closer to 5'10

Phobia
06-26-2011, 11:02 PM
I've got a feeling if this was an honest poll the average would be closer to 5'10

I have a feeling if this poll included an actual measuring stick, I'd have voted 5'11". It's been 20 years since my height was measured and I was barely 6' then. I'm guessing I've compressed since then, especially considering how hard I work and play.

Bob Dole
06-26-2011, 11:13 PM
I have a feeling if this poll included an actual measuring stick, I'd have voted 5'11". It's been 20 years since my height was measured and I was barely 6' then. I'm guessing I've compressed since then, especially considering how hard I work and play.

Did you factor in the head expansion?

Phobia
06-26-2011, 11:24 PM
Did you factor in the head expansion?

I'm probably 6' 3"

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-26-2011, 11:33 PM
I've got a feeling if this was an honest poll the average would be closer to 5'10

I'm 5'10". See honesty still exists in the world.

Bob Dole
06-27-2011, 12:16 AM
I'm probably 6' 3"

6'4" with mousse.

greg63
06-27-2011, 12:32 AM
5'11

Rausch
06-27-2011, 05:36 AM
5' 7" since the 7th grade.

Sofa King
06-27-2011, 08:08 AM
Why is this not a public poll?

BigRichard
06-27-2011, 08:18 AM
Everyone is 6'0", with a 300 bench and an 800 credit score.

I don't have a credit score /ratertard

Molitoth
06-27-2011, 08:36 AM
6'5

ChiTown
06-27-2011, 08:39 AM
How do you measure up?

I use to be close to 6'6", but my spine has compressed over the years, and I'm right at 6'5", if not a hair under. There is absolutely no value to being tall, unless it helps you out in your given profession.

kc rush
06-27-2011, 08:52 AM
6' 2"

Frazod
06-27-2011, 09:02 AM
I was 5'9" when I had hair. I guess now I'm probably 5'8 1/2". But I still put 5'9". Sue me. :D

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
06-27-2011, 09:15 AM
Army measured me at 70" when I joined and 70" when I left 15 years later.

Don't think I've shrunk that much in the following 12 years.

70" = 5'10" for the arthimatically challenged.

BigMeatballDave
06-27-2011, 09:17 AM
6

Wyatt Earp
06-27-2011, 09:25 AM
6'4"
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boogblaster
06-27-2011, 09:43 AM
6' 1" and grow'n i guess .. looks like me head is grow'n right up thru me hair ....

Fish
06-27-2011, 09:58 AM
Are we measuring from the base to the tip, or what?

Rain Man
06-27-2011, 11:16 AM
I use to be close to 6'6", but my spine has compressed over the years, and I'm right at 6'5", if not a hair under. There is absolutely no value to being tall, unless it helps you out in your given profession.


Statistically it's worth a lot of income. I should find the link to the Harvard professor who says that tall people should pay more in taxes because of the career advantage of being tall.

ChiefButthurt
06-27-2011, 11:24 AM
laugh out loud @ 5'4.

How do you know that isn't Kirstie Tynes? :drool: Or some other supermodel.

DA_T_84
06-27-2011, 11:26 AM
I use to be close to 6'6", but my spine has compressed over the years, and I'm right at 6'5", if not a hair under. There is absolutely no value to being tall, unless it helps you out in your given profession.

Not completely true. I've known more than a few tall guys who were able to out-kick their coverage when it came to women, purely because of their tall stature.

Women love tall.

DA_T_84
06-27-2011, 11:27 AM
Why is this not a public poll?

If you think people are lying now....

Rudy lost the toss
06-27-2011, 11:27 AM
Not completely true. I've known more than a few tall guys who were able to out-kick their coverage when it came to women, purely because of their tall stature.

Women love tall.

pretty much

ChiTown
06-27-2011, 11:33 AM
Not completely true. I've known more than a few tall guys who were able to out-kick their coverage when it came to women, purely because of their tall stature.

Women love tall.

OK, so it may have helped a little with scoring trim back in the day, but that hasn't been on my radar for years - as I have been married or in a relationship for nearly 20 years. The only thing it's good for now is changing light bulbs, reaching shit on the top shelf and having back/knee problems. ;)

RedNFeisty
06-27-2011, 11:35 AM
Not completely true. I've known more than a few tall guys who were able to out-kick their coverage when it came to women, purely because of their tall stature.

Women love tall.

yep, yep

Over-Head
06-27-2011, 11:45 AM
I hope my son hits about 6-6 or taller,,,If he follows my foot steps I'll never have to wear stilts again :p

JD10367
06-27-2011, 11:48 AM
I think I used to be 6'4" but now that I'm over 40 I've probably shrunk a bit to 6'2" thanks to compression and curvature.

vailpass
06-27-2011, 11:52 AM
6'3" with afro.

RockChalk
06-27-2011, 11:57 AM
72.75"

I go with 6'1'' when asked

Rain Man
06-27-2011, 12:04 PM
OK, so it may have helped a little with scoring trim back in the day, but that hasn't been on my radar for years - as I have been married or in a relationship for nearly 20 years. The only thing it's good for now is changing light bulbs, reaching shit on the top shelf and having back/knee problems. ;)


A petite and attractive young woman in the grocery store the other day asked me if I could reach a bag of potato chips (I think it was Lay's Sour Cream & Onion) for her. It was on the top shelf and toward the back.

I nodded with confidence and using my above-average height and longest arm (my right arm is slightly longer than my left), I was able to stretch my sinewy body in front of her to reach the chips, which were out of the reach of approximately 80 percent of the adult male population and at least 95 percent of females. She looked on appreciatively, much like cavewomen likely did when cavemen killed mammoths for them.

And then she said, "Thank you, sir."

I almost grabbed them from her and put them back.