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The Pedestrian
06-27-2011, 01:27 PM
Celery - Releases an odorless hormone into perspiration that turns on women, and its negative calories could help lead to a lower bodyfat percentage

OR

Broccoli - Increases testosterone, and inhibits estrogen

SNR
06-27-2011, 01:31 PM
Broccoli helps with pooping, too

MOhillbilly
06-27-2011, 01:35 PM
they are both gross as stand alone veggies.

Sofa King
06-27-2011, 01:36 PM
Broccoli.

celery is the official vegetable of homo's.

The Pedestrian
06-27-2011, 01:40 PM
they are both gross as stand alone veggies.

Eh, so are most...that's what peanut butter and cheese are for.

Saulbadguy
06-27-2011, 01:41 PM
Asparagus - makes your piss smell

Demonpenz
06-27-2011, 01:43 PM
Spinich is a all star

AustinChief
06-27-2011, 01:47 PM
Broccoli is for fairies, at least celery is served with WINGS...a real man's food. PLUS you can fill celery with Easy Cheese and make it worth eating.

blaise
06-27-2011, 01:48 PM
Celery if I'm eating wings.

Broccoli for anything else.

SNR
06-27-2011, 01:49 PM
Broccoli is for fairies, at least celery is served with WINGS...a real man's food. PLUS you can fill celery with Easy Cheese and make it worth eating.Celery is for anorexic little girls

Demonpenz
06-27-2011, 01:50 PM
i know celery is served with wings, but is there a purpose from that?

blaise
06-27-2011, 01:52 PM
i know celery is served with wings, but is there a purpose from that?

You can say you're eating a salad.

Bump
06-27-2011, 01:53 PM
i know celery is served with wings, but is there a purpose from that?

the celery that is served with wings makes it all healthy.

blaise
06-27-2011, 01:53 PM
It's to cool your mouth off for a second when you dunk it in bleu cheese or ranch.

Fish
06-27-2011, 01:55 PM
Ha... I totally read this as "Which is more likely to be the vegetable of gays?"

oldandslow
06-27-2011, 01:56 PM
Bacon.

Sofa King
06-27-2011, 01:58 PM
Ha... I totally read this as "Which is more likely to be the vegetable of gays?"




So in your expert opinion, which one do you prefer?

MOhillbilly
06-27-2011, 02:00 PM
LOL, YOU ARE SUCH A DICK SK.

KurtCobain
06-27-2011, 02:02 PM
Eeew you guys are sick fools.

AustinChief
06-27-2011, 02:02 PM
Celery is for anorexic little girls

YOUR FACE IS AN ANOREXIC LITTLE GIRL!

Stewie
06-27-2011, 02:05 PM
Nothing better than steamed broccoli with melted sharp cheddar over the top.

Predarat
06-27-2011, 02:05 PM
If Celery can help you overshoot your potential when it comes to gals, I'll go with that.

BigCatDaddy
06-27-2011, 02:09 PM
Celery increases a guys "load" size.

mikey23545
06-27-2011, 02:11 PM
Taters.

Cause they come with steaks.

DMAC
06-27-2011, 02:12 PM
Nothing better than steamed broccoli with melted sharp cheddar over the top.

There are lots of things that are better. Lots.

vailpass
06-27-2011, 02:13 PM
Steamed broccoli with Lawrys FTW

Stewie
06-27-2011, 02:13 PM
There are lots of things that are better. Lots.

That was in reference to the two choices.

Donger
06-27-2011, 02:15 PM
Cauliflower: you can pretend that you are actually eating chilled monkey brain.

Donger
06-27-2011, 02:15 PM
Celery increases a guys "load" size.

And strawberries make one's semen taste better (so I've heard).

KurtCobain
06-27-2011, 02:17 PM
Pot seeds will make you sterile.

aturnis
06-27-2011, 02:26 PM
Celery has my vote. Goes great with my wings....

Fish
06-27-2011, 02:51 PM
So in your expert opinion, which one do you prefer?

I'm totally gay for celery...

JD10367
06-27-2011, 02:56 PM
Celery is nasty. No one eats celery because they want to. It's tradition to eat it with buffalo wings, and to use it as a cheap filler for lobster salad, but that's about all it's good for.

Broccoli on the other hand has many uses. Stir fried in Chinese food it's awesome. It can be dunked into fondue. It can be smothered in cheap cheese sauce. Steamed, it makes a healthy side dish (and is tasty if doused with lemon). In Japanese cuisine it can be fried into tempura, and in Italian cuisine it can be fried and served with calamari. And as a bonus it makes stinky farts you can torment people with.

Of these two, broccoli is the hands-down winner.

Rooster
06-27-2011, 03:02 PM
Celery rocks. Sometimes broccoli gives me heartburn.

Fire Me Boy!
06-27-2011, 03:03 PM
Tomatoes. Because it's the main ingredient in ketchup.

Frazod
06-27-2011, 03:05 PM
There are only two vegetables that I really like - broccoli and spinach. Obviously going with broccoli over celery. Celery sucks.

The Pedestrian
06-27-2011, 09:43 PM
Celery increases a guys "load" size.

A woman once told me it made a guy's load "taste better"...ever since then, I've had a good segway into asking girlfriends to go south.

Backwards Masking
06-27-2011, 09:48 PM
Jalapenos and haubenaros (spelling) are usually way too spicy for most women to like, can I vote for those? If not broccoli, it gives you gas.

BigMeatballDave
06-27-2011, 10:06 PM
Tomatoes. Because it's the main ingredient in ketchup.
I love tomatoes but ketchup Fucking sucks.

listopencil
06-27-2011, 10:33 PM
Celery is nasty. Broccoli is pretty good, especially with cheese or in soup.

listopencil
06-27-2011, 10:37 PM
There are only two vegetables that I really like - broccoli and spinach. Obviously going with broccoli over celery. Celery sucks.

I got my kids to eat canned spinach very early on. From when they were eight and ten years old. Just drained it well, added a small amount of butter, seasoned it with powdered garlic and onion, added a little salt, popped it in the microwave for a good amount of time. The whole family likes it, never any leftovers. Good stuff.

listopencil
06-27-2011, 10:38 PM
Celery is nasty. No one eats celery because they want to. It's tradition to eat it with buffalo wings, and to use it as a cheap filler for lobster salad, but that's about all it's good for.

Broccoli on the other hand has many uses. Stir fried in Chinese food it's awesome. It can be dunked into fondue. It can be smothered in cheap cheese sauce. Steamed, it makes a healthy side dish (and is tasty if doused with lemon). In Japanese cuisine it can be fried into tempura, and in Italian cuisine it can be fried and served with calamari. And as a bonus it makes stinky farts you can torment people with.

Of these two, broccoli is the hands-down winner.

Yep. Exactly.

listopencil
06-27-2011, 10:39 PM
Celery increases a guys "load" size.


Cinnamon is supposed to make it taste better.

listopencil
06-27-2011, 10:42 PM
i know celery is served with wings, but is there a purpose from that?

It's to put that horrible celery taste in your mouth so you lose your appetite and eat less wings at the all-you-can-eat wings place.

The Pedestrian
06-27-2011, 10:47 PM
It's to put that horrible celery taste in your mouth so you lose your appetite and eat less wings at the all-you-can-eat wings place.

Then why did they do it at Buffalo Wild Wings with orders of a dozen wings? :p

listopencil
06-27-2011, 11:16 PM
Then why did they do it at Buffalo Wild Wings with orders of a dozen wings? :p


I don't know, I was just talking out of my ass. I hate wings.

Dave Lane
06-27-2011, 11:17 PM
Broccoli tastes like shit.