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Okie_Apparition
06-27-2011, 05:04 PM
Jun 27, 2:09 PM EDT

DELAWARE, Ohio (AP) -- A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct. The Delaware County sheriff's office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man told them his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself in a car.

The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn't cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them with breast milk.

Authorities say 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Jail officials didn't know whether she has an attorney.

Detoxing
06-27-2011, 05:16 PM
Worthless w/o pics.

DA_T_84
06-27-2011, 05:23 PM
Crime Over Spilled Milk

Rain Man
06-27-2011, 05:27 PM
I would title it,

"Delaware Woman Sprays Breast Milk That Lands In Ohio".

or maybe

"Deputies Attacked by Confirmed Mammal".

MIAdragon
06-27-2011, 05:29 PM
Worthless w/o pics.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/06/28/alg_mug_stephanie-robinette.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/173393_1329437205_665779_n.jpg

booger
06-27-2011, 05:31 PM
that is so titillating

booger
06-27-2011, 05:50 PM
doesn't get more organic than that

Red Beans
06-27-2011, 06:04 PM
Mammaries Misfire as Milk Coats Constable.

Red Beans
06-27-2011, 06:06 PM
Lactating Lady Lands Jail Time for Brandishing Bosoms.

booger
06-27-2011, 06:06 PM
pretty obvious this will make Donger raise milk prices again

booger
06-27-2011, 06:10 PM
squirt a couple cops and you will get arrested. Take out a want ad on craigslist & she just found herself a way to put some money in her pocket. She just needs pointed down the right path.

Okie_Apparition
06-27-2011, 06:10 PM
The teet offensive
Boob Boggles Bobbies

booger
06-27-2011, 06:23 PM
cops calcified by angry hooter

"Bob" Dobbs
06-27-2011, 06:51 PM
Assault with a friendly weapon.