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BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 08:41 PM
Go

Buck
06-28-2011, 08:43 PM
Padres

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-28-2011, 08:44 PM
Petco... it's where the pets go.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 08:44 PM
Paulino vs Richard

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 08:50 PM
Tony Gwynn looks like he weighs his lifetime batting average

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-28-2011, 08:52 PM
Tony Gwynn looks like he weighs his lifetime batting average

Like father like son

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 08:53 PM
Screw Tony Gwynn

Chris Gwynn was epic

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 08:58 PM
Butler gets to don the glove tonight

Brianfo
06-28-2011, 09:09 PM
6 man rotation. Only the Royals would give that shit to their fans. We have enough offense, get us some pitching MooreOn.

Just noticed that Escobar is in the 2 hole. Think we raped the BrewCrew.

Just realized that I am bagging on Moore and praising him in the same post.

Post Fail!!!

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:14 PM
Get it!

Al Bundy
06-28-2011, 09:15 PM
well shit.

petegz28
06-28-2011, 09:22 PM
didn't take long to lose this one, heh?

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:24 PM
That looked like a balk

petegz28
06-28-2011, 09:24 PM
That is a flat out balk

SPchief
06-28-2011, 09:25 PM
How is that not a balk?

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 09:25 PM
Do the Royals score first in what maybe 30 percent of their games? Maybe less?

petegz28
06-28-2011, 09:25 PM
HA HA HA HA

SPchief
06-28-2011, 09:26 PM
And Frenchy gets in there

petegz28
06-28-2011, 09:26 PM
How is that not a balk?

His leg is making a motion towards the plate as he throws to first

Coach
06-28-2011, 09:26 PM
Yeah, good call. He was safe.

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:26 PM
Clayton Richard is the league leader in Pickoffs, so he knows what he's doing, but that one looked like a balk.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 09:26 PM
Ph33r the Frenchmen

Coach
06-28-2011, 09:28 PM
And Milkman is right. MLB needs to come up with a rule on how many pick-off attempts a pitcher is allowed, because I literally yelled at the TV (the Padre pitcher of course) to pitch the damn ball.

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 09:29 PM
Did Butler buy into the speed program?

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:32 PM
Come the fuck on Treanor, we all know you are going to pop out.

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:33 PM
God damnit.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 09:33 PM
TIE GAME

SPchief
06-28-2011, 09:33 PM
Great ab by Treanor

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 09:33 PM
:clap:


nice at bat

KCUnited
06-28-2011, 09:33 PM
Tip of the cap to Treanwreck there.

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 09:34 PM
Come the fuck on Treanor, we all know you are going to pop out.
wrong

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 09:34 PM
LOL WUT?

Bambi
06-28-2011, 09:34 PM
This "stealing" is beyond annoying.

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 09:34 PM
Treanor tries to draw the balk

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:34 PM
Fucking Padres, can't even get a guy out when they successfully guess on a pickoff, it leads to a run, and then they get the guy who had a 13 pitch RBI at bat out on a pickoff.

Coach
06-28-2011, 09:35 PM
That was a good AB by Treanor though.

KChiefs1
06-28-2011, 09:35 PM
Frenchy or Melky...first to be traded?

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:37 PM
Baltimore chop baby!

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 09:39 PM
Paulino throwing signs?

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:40 PM
That's a run.

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:42 PM
That's another run.

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 09:42 PM
dam cali bastards :cuss:

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 09:44 PM
Butler shows off his 3 inch vertical

petegz28
06-28-2011, 09:44 PM
JFC, I go outside to water my maters and I come back and we are down by 2?

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 09:47 PM
JFC, I go outside to water my maters and I come back and we are down by 2?
stupid ass chop infield hit

hit and run into the gap

hit

Buck
06-28-2011, 09:48 PM
stupid ass chop infield hit

hit and run into the gap

sac bunt

sac fly

FYP

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 09:51 PM
FYP
dam cali bastard!!! :cuss:


you are the enemy .... in this thread

Coach
06-28-2011, 09:56 PM
Sit your ass down.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Frenchy's got a gun

KCUnited
06-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Scouting report FAIL.

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Run on that and then give yourself up at the plate?

SPchief
06-28-2011, 10:01 PM
At some point, teams are gonna have to stop trying to score on this outfield

Coach
06-28-2011, 10:02 PM
Jesus, when are other teams going to realize that they just simply cannot send runners at home from the Royals outfielders?

Nice job Frenchy.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:02 PM
That ball wasn't very deep in the OF. To be honest, any Outfielder on any team would have nailed Rizzo there.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:02 PM
Eh, worth the risk on their part. It's not like we can score.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:03 PM
And Rizzo went fully wuss at the plate. That is a situation that demands contact. Sorry, SF fans.

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 10:07 PM
it seems like our offense is just full-on puss and yet we are 6th in runs scored in the A.L.

:shrug:

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:08 PM
Petco Park is where offenses go to die.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:09 PM
Tie goes to the runner.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:09 PM
Another hit and run?

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:10 PM
Petco Park is where offenses go to die.

LMAO.

Shitty offenses cause Petco Park to be labeled as such. Your team sucks, and so does ours.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:10 PM
Ok, just a straight steal.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:10 PM
LMAO.

Shitty offenses cause Petco Park to be labeled as such. You team sucks, and so does ours.

Naw man it's true.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:11 PM
Naw man it's true.

It's not a Cracker Jack, but it's funny how elite offensive players don't seem to care.

And...the Royals are so fucking embarrassing.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:11 PM
Um wtf?

I hope Maybin tagged on that.

Mr. Laz
06-28-2011, 10:11 PM
Alice :facepalm:

KCUnited
06-28-2011, 10:11 PM
Late June Royals baseball.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:11 PM
I hate pitchers.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:12 PM
It's not a Cracker Jack, but it's funny how elite offensive players don't seem to care.

And...the Royals are so fucking embarrassing.

Road teams score less runs at Petco than any other stadium.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:12 PM
Obviously Gordon needs to get that down, but the problem is that Paulina (CP) isn't an athlete.

Worthless pitcher.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:12 PM
Road teams score less runs at Petco than any other stadium.

You play in the National League West, right?

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:15 PM
Right, where there are 2 teams in the the top 10 in the league in scoring.

Brianfo
06-28-2011, 10:18 PM
Obviously Gordon needs to get that down, but the problem is that Paulina (CP) isn't an athlete.

Worthless pitcher.

That is 2 part fail. First on Betemit and then on Paulino. He looked like Yuni trying to field a ground ball.

ChiefsCountry
06-28-2011, 10:26 PM
It's not a Cracker Jack, but it's funny how elite offensive players don't seem to care.

And...the Royals are so ****ing embarrassing.

I have seen Pujols and Holiday struggle in San Diego as well.

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 10:27 PM
Butler drops the potato

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:33 PM
I have seen Pujols and Holiday struggle in San Diego as well.

Maybe their shipments couldn't get west?

Look, I'm not arguing that it's a "hitter's park," but I am saying that this is something that is often overstated by fans. Especially fans like Royals fans, who desperately look for any excuse for the shit we're forced to watch.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:34 PM
Right, where there are 2 teams in the the top 10 in the league in scoring.

Top 10 in the league? LMAO. A league of 16? Impressive.

Scoring itself probably isn't the metric that would best evaluate the "dead zone" of Petco, though.

Buck
06-28-2011, 10:34 PM
Top 10 in the league? LMAO. A league of 16? Impressive.

Try 30.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:35 PM
Try 30.

Try not saying "league" then.

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:40 PM
Old school baseball people are just ****ing goofy, I'm sorry. A catcher's "primary job" isn't to "call a good game," Ryan.

For some reason, some facets of baseball folk love to live in the stone ages.

MadMax
06-28-2011, 10:43 PM
Maybe their shipments couldn't get west?

Look, I'm not arguing that it's not a "hitter's park," but I am saying that this is something that is often overstated by fans. Especially fans like Royals fans, who desperately look for any excuse for the shit we're forced to watch.


Hell they get 9 get hits 4 runs, we get our usual 3 hits 1 or 2 runs :shake: boring shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 10:44 PM
Butler underhands it to the pitcher so he can stop running

DeezNutz
06-28-2011, 10:48 PM
Petco robbed another one.

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 10:56 PM
Ned getting nervous in the dugout that he might have to make a decision

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 11:10 PM
Getz puts himself into scoring position

SPchief
06-28-2011, 11:11 PM
God damn Melky, Getz does all the work and you swing at that shit?

stonedstooge
06-28-2011, 11:29 PM
I feel another streak a coming

Buck
06-28-2011, 11:29 PM
Bring your brooms tomorrow, fellas.

Al Bundy
06-28-2011, 11:30 PM
The Royals bats took the night off, no energy again tonight.

Demonpenz
06-29-2011, 10:03 AM
Hosmer in right, Billy at First make it happen!

gblowfish
06-29-2011, 10:13 AM
Bring your brooms tomorrow, fellas.

You can't run Royals smack on us, dude. We expect to lose. We're all about draft choices and trading Soria.

If you want to piss us off, get in line. We have much bigger problems than dropping three in "Petco Park."

Demonpenz
06-29-2011, 10:16 AM
06/25/2004


Royals young pitcher Zach Grienke is the talk of rumors these days. With pitches that vary from 90 mph to 65 mph he is a hitters worst nightmare and a owners dream. "Realistically we know we can't keep him" GM Allan Baird said. "We will have to trade him now to get what we can, because we know he won't be coming back in 2008" The talk around the diamonds is a 3 Way deal Sending Grienke to the yankees, Yankees sending books to Lincoln Junior High, and in turn the royals get the rights to a soft throwing left handed kickball pitcher. "It's a sad state of affairs, but I think we are getting good value" Baird said.


-R.Miller

DeezNutz
06-29-2011, 10:17 AM
You can't run Royals smack on us, dude. We expect to lose.

Summer for KC fans.

gblowfish
06-29-2011, 03:58 PM
BTW: Royals are losing the final game of the series right now 4-1 in the 5th. They didn't even justify a game thread today.

Buck
06-29-2011, 05:06 PM
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Our first sweep of the year, I think.

DeezNutz
06-29-2011, 05:12 PM
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Our first sweep of the year, I think.

It was the Royals. Thus you're credited with a half sweep.

thurman merman
06-29-2011, 05:15 PM
The Royals were 3 for 28 with RISP in this series.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 05:20 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/618478/major-league-theyre-shitty_medium.jpg

thurman merman
06-29-2011, 05:23 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/618478/major-league-theyre-shitty_medium.jpg

ROFL

Infidel Goat
06-29-2011, 06:04 PM
0 ER for Chen, and he still takes the L.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 06:24 PM
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Our first sweep of the year, I think.

Congrats on beating up the retarded kid.