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SNR
06-28-2011, 11:57 PM
Poll forthcoming. Choose wisely.

No draws or ties.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-28-2011, 11:58 PM
Chuck Norris

SNR
06-29-2011, 12:02 AM
If you need more information, both posters are locked in a 12 x 12 room. There are various furniture items that can be used for weapons. Chairs, tables, desks. There's also a lamp with a lightbulb.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 12:04 AM
Given the poll options

Neither...Charger fans always lose

SNR
06-29-2011, 12:06 AM
Given the poll options

Neither...Charger fans always loseSomebody has to bleed to death.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 12:10 AM
Somebody has to bleed to death.


Okay, I'll vote based on avatars


Iron Maiden kills My little Pony :D

Buck
06-29-2011, 12:13 AM
Zooks wins, hands down.

He has old-man strength.
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listopencil
06-29-2011, 12:14 AM
So is this the start of the death match polls, or was that abandoned by whoever was doing that?

ClevelandBronco
06-29-2011, 12:15 AM
In the battle to the death between two Charger fans, who wins?

The rest of us.

SNR
06-29-2011, 12:15 AM
So is this the start of the death match polls, or was that abandoned by whoever was doing that?No, this is my own little whim. I thought it would be funny if two Charger fans duked it out. Like a cripple fight.

listopencil
06-29-2011, 12:21 AM
No, this is my own little whim. I thought it would be funny if two Charger fans duked it out. Like a cripple fight.

Oh, OK. I think we need a physical description of the two of them and possibly one of those Leroy Neiman fight paintings like this:


http://www.stefanhartman.com/wp-content/uploads/LeroyNeiman.jpg




Can you do that in MS Paint or maybe Photoshop their heads in that one?

listopencil
06-29-2011, 12:21 AM
But the painting should be in Charger colors.

BCD
06-29-2011, 12:23 AM
Cool. A Bitch fight.

Will we get to ignite Charger caps after?

Buck
06-29-2011, 12:26 AM
I come in at 6'1" 269 lbs. I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I won't back down from a fight.

Zooks is 7'6" 300 lbs, pure muscle. He has to fight off bears on a daily basis in order to get the salmon he eats raw.
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Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 12:27 AM
There are two Chargers fans? Who knew? Since I don't know who Zooks is and Buck gave me my first neg reg I vote for none of the above. Isn't there a Chargers board? Sorry.... stupid question.

SNR
06-29-2011, 12:39 AM
There are two Chargers fans? Who knew? Since I don't know who Zooks is and Buck gave me my first neg reg I vote for none of the above. Isn't there a Chargers board? Sorry.... stupid question.No draws or ties. You heard the rules.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 12:45 AM
No draws or ties. You heard the rules.

All I heard was 2 Chargers fan battling on a Chiefs board. I vote for JazzzLovr. She actually likes the Chiefs and I'm pretty sure she could kick both of their asses at the same time.

SNR
06-29-2011, 12:47 AM
All I heard was 2 Chargers fan battling on a Chiefs board. I vote for JazzzLovr. She actually likes the Chiefs and I'm pretty sure she could kick both of their asses at the same time.It's in the OP. Is that not good enough for you?

You must decide a champion

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 12:55 AM
It's in the OP. Is that not good enough for you?

You must decide a champion

No not even close to good enough. I'll just leave the thread. There is no Charger fan champion. What has this place become while I was away....? We used to curse and hate our rivals... now we name a champion non-Chiefs fan. The pussification of internet bulletin boards goes hand in hand with the rest of America lol.

Buck
06-29-2011, 12:57 AM
No not even close to good enough. I'll just leave the thread. There is no Charger fan champion. What has this place become while I was away....? We used to curse and hate our rivals... now we name a champion non-Chiefs fan. The pussification of internet bulletin boards goes hand in hand with the rest of America lol.

Wait were you Beer Me?

Its funny how you talk about pussification, lol.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 12:59 AM
But officially both should die. They are Chargers fans after all right? Does the loser have to go back to noonecaresaboutthebolts.com? The winner should be sent to a raiders board.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 01:00 AM
All polls must be decided with bribery

It is the Chiefs Planet way...

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 01:01 AM
Wait were you Beer Me?

Its funny how you talk about pussification, lol.

lololol... that is funny....

and WHY does everyone INSIST on capitolizing my damn name when I never ever did? Good christ.

Buck
06-29-2011, 01:02 AM
All polls must be decided with bribery

It is the Chiefs Planet way...

check pms

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 01:06 AM
check pms


Heh, already voted, but thanks

Buck
06-29-2011, 01:07 AM
Heh, already voted, but thanks

GOOD CAUSE IT WAS A GAG GIFT ANYWAYS

SNR
06-29-2011, 01:07 AM
No not even close to good enough. I'll just leave the thread. There is no Charger fan champion. What has this place become while I was away....? We used to curse and hate our rivals... now we name a champion non-Chiefs fan. The pussification of internet bulletin boards goes hand in hand with the rest of America lol.Oh for fuck's sake.

Look, just for you. These new rules apply only to you. Let's say Buck and Zooks each had a rocket launcher in the same room.

Okay. Now pick who dies first. The person you DIDN'T pick is the selection you should make on the poll.

Christ, I need to take a shower after that.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 01:08 AM
Heh, already voted, but thanks

You've given up on Hosmer/Royals haven't you.... I changed my avatar when I got to that point last week too.

SNR
06-29-2011, 01:08 AM
check pmsI'm pretty sure Carls20yearplan is a man, but I could be wrong

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 01:10 AM
Oh for ****'s sake.

Look, just for you. These new rules apply only to you. Let's say Buck and Zooks each had a rocket launcher in the same room.

Okay. Now pick who dies first. The person you DIDN'T pick is the selection you should make on the poll.

Christ, I need to take a shower after that.

lol.... dude... don't take me so seriously it's 2am and I can't sleep and I get up for work in 2 hours... I'm just venting mostly. But I can't vote here and you could use a shower... no offense.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 01:10 AM
You've given up on Hosmer/Royals haven't you.... I changed my avatar when I got to that point last week too.


Not Hosmer

Royals (specifically Dayton Moore/Ned Yost), getting there

Buck
06-29-2011, 01:12 AM
It sucks that one of us has to die. It was sort of exciting having both Chargers fans as a part of the same message board.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 01:14 AM
Not Hosmer

Royals (specifically Dayton Moore/Ned Yost), getting there

I think we're some starting pitching away.... but that's another thread for another time... Dayton and Ned are OK with me... it's just the beginning of the call ups.

Go less lame Charger fan and sorry to piss you off SNR.

Night all.

SNR
06-29-2011, 01:16 AM
lol.... dude... don't take me so seriously it's 2am and I can't sleep and I get up for work in 2 hours... I'm just venting mostly. But I can't vote here and you could use a shower... no offense.Nope. Your actions in this thread have imprinted my lasting opinion of you for the rest of my life.

When I am an old man, I will remember the people who have wronged me. And I will remember the asshole who took a dump on my Charger fan fight thread. Then I'll cry.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 01:17 AM
Nope. Your actions in this thread have imprinted my lasting opinion of you for the rest of my life.

When I am an old man, I will remember the people who have wronged me. I and I will remember the asshole who took a dump on my Charger fan fight thread. Then I'll cry.

Don't cry SNR... this thread is the best thread ever. I was just jealous.

Bro-hug.

Now... really... gnight.

Douche Baggins
06-29-2011, 01:19 AM
Buck's a bear. Unless Zooks is secretly an actual Chargers lineman, Buck devastates him.

SNR
06-29-2011, 01:25 AM
Don't cry SNR... this thread is the best thread ever. I was just jealous.

Bro-hug.

Now... really... gnight.

http://www.excusememe.com/pics/images/1301133732_funny-pictures-gifs-cat-kiss.gif

SDChiefs
06-29-2011, 03:30 AM
Buck hands down. He's a closet chiefs fan.

rockymtnchief
06-29-2011, 04:51 AM
Buck is way too wasted. As he's running to his rocket launcher, his legs get tied up in his snuggie, trips and smacks his head on his shrine to Tony Gwynn. He slowly bleeds to death while clutching his burnt Charger hat from the bash. His last words to his girlfriend..."Bob Doles ass touched this hat. Wear it with pride."

Over-Head
06-29-2011, 04:56 AM
It sucks that one of us has to die. It was sort of exciting having both Chargers fans as a part of the same message board. These Chiefs fans are just weeding outsiders from the board.

4 women, 3 Raiders, Couple a Donks, 2 chargers, and a Pats fan, and 1500 male Chiefs fans all posting comments about gay sex, antifreeze, or star Trek.
And now they want to rid the place of another person....:(

threebag02
06-29-2011, 04:56 AM
Cool a charger fight they're going to exchange blows

big nasty kcnut
06-29-2011, 05:25 AM
Hey noonan shut the fuck up n00b.

Bugeater
06-29-2011, 05:46 AM
Hey noonan shut the fuck up n00b.
ROFL

loochy
06-29-2011, 05:57 AM
Zooks ... just because he's on my buddy list and buck isn't.

MOhillbilly
06-29-2011, 07:32 AM
ROFL

This

Iowanian
06-29-2011, 07:34 AM
Chiefsplanet.

Infidel Goat
06-29-2011, 07:41 AM
Where is the "Gaz, unnoticed, materializes from the sofa and eviscerates them both" option?

That's the correct answer. Obviously.

Rain Man
06-29-2011, 08:06 AM
I should note that this is not an official chiefsplanet gladiatorial match. I'm still assembling the weapons and venues to start those.

MOhillbilly
06-29-2011, 08:08 AM
I should note that this is not an official chiefsplanet gladiatorial match. I'm still assembling the weapons and venues to start those.


we have nothin to look forward to but this.

Sofa King
06-29-2011, 08:08 AM
I should note that this is not an official chiefsplanet gladiatorial match. I'm still assembling the weapons and venues to start those.

get off your ass and lets get this thing rollin!

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-29-2011, 08:24 AM
Hey noonan shut the **** up n00b.

That's awesome.

:thumb:

listopencil
06-29-2011, 10:01 AM
I should note that this is not an official chiefsplanet gladiatorial match. I'm still assembling the weapons and venues to start those.

Yes. I have been waiting for that.

Detoxing
06-29-2011, 10:11 AM
I should note that this is not an official chiefsplanet gladiatorial match. I'm still assembling the weapons and venues to start those.

You fucking slacker. I've been patiently waiting to remove Sofa's head with a tire iron.

Sofa King
06-29-2011, 10:27 AM
You ****ing slacker. I've been patiently waiting to remove Sofa's head with a tire iron.

I hope i get a hot branding iron. I'm going to brand your sack, bitch.

Detoxing
06-29-2011, 10:39 AM
I hope i get a hot branding iron. I'm going to brand your sack, bitch.

What are you going to brand it?

"Sofa sucked this"?

Saulbadguy
06-29-2011, 10:46 AM
Buck.

He is repressing teh ghey. Who knows what else he is repressing?

Okie_Apparition
06-29-2011, 10:55 AM
Nate Keading is always good for a shank

boogblaster
06-29-2011, 03:23 PM
can either swing a axe ....

Gadzooks
06-29-2011, 04:40 PM
Ready?

Just Passin' By
06-29-2011, 04:56 PM
Humanity

LiveSteam
06-29-2011, 05:00 PM
Buck at about the 4 minute mark.
Buck takes some good hard shots,that would drop most men. But in the end.
Buck gets mad. PLUM DOG MAD!
Buck grabs his 4ft bong from beside the couch, & chops Zook down with it.
THE END

Barret
06-29-2011, 05:12 PM
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