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Kerberos
06-29-2011, 10:32 AM
I didn't see this in the first 4 pages so sorry if repost.


http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/family-41357-sex-springs.html

DeFUNIAK SPRINGS — A man is facing an animal cruelty charge after his grandson saw him attempting to have sex with a dog, according to a Walton County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

Eugene Hickman, 54, was arrested on Saturday morning and charged with one felony count of animal cruelty, according to the report.

His family contacted law enforcement after the grandson told his father that he had seen Hickman nude in the bedroom on top of the dog, the report stated.

When asked about the incident, Hickman didn’t deny it and said he knew it was wrong and wouldn’t do it again, the report said.

The 3-year-old female bulldog was turned over to animal control by deputies and was going to be examined by a veterinarian.

Fish
06-29-2011, 10:34 AM
Slutty little mutt was probably asking for it....

Kerberos
06-29-2011, 10:35 AM
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b0YZTXkFbEA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DA_T_84
06-29-2011, 10:35 AM
Doggy wanna bone???

DA_T_84
06-29-2011, 10:36 AM
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Detoxing
06-29-2011, 10:37 AM
See what the Interweb does to people? Makes 'em fuck dogs.

BigCatDaddy
06-29-2011, 10:37 AM
Slutty little mutt was probably asking for it....

Probably got drunk and passed out. This will teach her.

kepp
06-29-2011, 10:38 AM
Slutty little mutt was probably asking for it....

Have you seen the way they dress now-a-days?

Otter
06-29-2011, 10:39 AM
See what the Interweb does to people? Makes 'em **** dogs.

I thought that was Jackass?

Donger
06-29-2011, 10:40 AM
Well, at least it was female....

Detoxing
06-29-2011, 10:40 AM
Bet he didn't even get to finish. That dog's a real bitch.

58-4ever
06-29-2011, 10:40 AM
It's a dog eat dog world out there.

boogblaster
06-29-2011, 10:41 AM
doggie-twat .. yummmmm ....

DMAC
06-29-2011, 10:42 AM
Suicide or mountain man in that guys future.

blaise
06-29-2011, 10:43 AM
Puppy love.

loochy
06-29-2011, 10:43 AM
Have you seen the way they dress now-a-days?

This dog wasn't even wearing clothes...she was completely naked! What did she think would happen?

BigCatDaddy
06-29-2011, 10:45 AM
This dog wasn't even wearing clothes...she was completely naked! What did she think would happen?

A good shitting on would teach her some responsibility!

ChiefsCountry
06-29-2011, 10:46 AM
No peanut butter?

Otter
06-29-2011, 10:46 AM
Tell me how you like it bitch!

Ruff!

Cave Johnson
06-29-2011, 10:48 AM
Slutty little mutt was probably asking for it....

Bet she liked it ruff.

cmh6476
06-29-2011, 10:51 AM
this thread is worthless without pics of the bitch

Sofa King
06-29-2011, 10:53 AM
Wonder if they were doing it doggie style?

Sofa King
06-29-2011, 10:53 AM
This guy's a real hound dog.

gblowfish
06-29-2011, 10:54 AM
He should have taken the dog to dinner and a movie first.
Or at least offered her a spa treatment...
http://jazzypet.net/home/

Okie_Apparition
06-29-2011, 11:41 AM
Now that the dog is out of the picture, that leaves the grandson. Bad move

Gonzo
06-29-2011, 12:12 PM
Dog pun!

Just Passin' By
06-29-2011, 12:29 PM
Grrr means Grrr!

Phobia
06-29-2011, 01:02 PM
She told him she likes it ruff.

Rooster
06-29-2011, 02:09 PM
The grandson is going to learn 'snitches get stitches' when grandpa gets out.

Gonzo
06-29-2011, 02:11 PM
Bet she liked it ruff.

Tell me how you like it bitch!

Ruff!

She told him she likes it ruff.

Really?

Sofa King
06-29-2011, 02:15 PM
If it's his dog, is it incest?

I guess he likes to keep all his sex under one roof.

kysirsoze
06-29-2011, 02:24 PM
Ruff Ridah!!!

RaiderH8r
06-29-2011, 02:28 PM
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/x0GsNhLt9Ds" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Apparently, peckering a dog while shitfaced on paint fumes is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

mikey23545
06-29-2011, 02:33 PM
If Fido was taking care of bidness instead of dozing away out o the back porch, that never would have happened.

Backwards Masking
06-29-2011, 02:39 PM
If Fido was taking care of bidness, that never would have happened.

That'll teach her for refusing to fetch the slippers!

loochy
06-29-2011, 02:44 PM
If it's his dog, is it incest?

I guess he likes to keep all his sex under one roof woof.

FYP

Graystoke
06-29-2011, 02:46 PM
http://www.jupiter.fl.us/Police/images/McGruff.gif

factortobe
06-29-2011, 02:46 PM
Stuff Broncos fans do.

Radar Chief
06-29-2011, 03:48 PM
I don’t think that’s what is meant by “mans best friend”.

loochy
06-29-2011, 04:10 PM
I don’t think that’s what is meant by “mans best friend”.

Man's best friend with benefits

Frazod
06-29-2011, 04:13 PM
Reminds me of one of Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes. Although you'd have to alter the lyrics just a bit:

And when Rover bent over, Grandpa took over!

Sofa King
06-29-2011, 04:19 PM
FYP

NO I WANTED ROOF. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE JOKE WORK, DICK!

Phobia
06-29-2011, 04:24 PM
Really?

Stop being so grrruff.

Otter
06-29-2011, 04:25 PM
Really?

Uh, I was first jerk!

Phobia
06-29-2011, 04:32 PM
Uh, I was first jerk!

Agreed, first jerk.

loochy
06-29-2011, 04:37 PM
NO I WANTED ROOF. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE JOKE WORK, DICK!

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gif

BigCatDaddy
06-29-2011, 06:57 PM
Who gives a ****? Is she legal? Yes? Then it's irrelevant to anyone but him and his wife.

kysirsoze
06-29-2011, 07:40 PM
Who gives a ****? Is she legal? Yes? Then it's irrelevant to anyone but him and his wife.

LMAO

Okie_Apparition
06-29-2011, 07:56 PM
These guys are always pictured in Bronco orange

edit: Damn it

Stuff Broncos fans do.

ChiefGator
06-29-2011, 08:30 PM
You know, I wish they would apply this law fairly. I have dogs trying to have sex with my leg all the time, but noone ever arrests them.

JD10367
06-29-2011, 08:35 PM
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Rudy lost the toss
06-29-2011, 08:40 PM
Hahahaha.... His own family serves him up some public humiliation

Bump
06-29-2011, 08:46 PM
I'd like to see him try that on this dog. Well, no I wouldn't, but you know what I mean

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/gifs/Dog_squirts_poop.gif