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Deberg_1990
06-29-2011, 09:32 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/06/25/2011-06-25_brady_bunch_mom_florence_henderson_admits_exmayor_john_lindsay_gave_her_crabs_in.html



Here's the story of a lovely lady ... who had a one-night-stand with former New York mayor John Lindsay that left her with a bad case of crabs.

Florence Henderson, the golden haired actress who played Carol Brady in "The Brady Bunch," reveals in her upcoming memoir that she had a skeevy encounter with the career pol in the 1960s.

Henderson, now 77, says she hopped in the sack with Lindsay after he put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Reuters reported Saturday.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do," writes Henderson, who was married at the time.
Henderson returned home after the romp. When she awoke the next morning, she spotted "little black things" crawling over her body.

Henderson immediately called a doctor who helped her get rid of the tiny parasitic insects also known as pubic lice.

Lindsay, ever the politician, sent Henderson flowers and an apology letter.

"Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata," Henderson writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.

"He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."

Lindsay, who died in 2000, was the mayor of New York from 1966 to 1973.



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keg in kc
06-29-2011, 09:33 AM
LMAO

Brock
06-29-2011, 09:37 AM
We are crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait in bed sheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts with our feet. We are crabs.

Detoxing
06-29-2011, 09:39 AM
I never really understood how someone could have crabs. Like damn, it's not like you don't know you have it. If you do, shave (which you should be doing anyway).

blaise
06-29-2011, 09:39 AM
Scoop Brady broke this story years ago.

gblowfish
06-29-2011, 09:42 AM
Is that why Mike Brady turned gay?

blaise
06-29-2011, 09:44 AM
Sam the Butcher was probably delivering meat to her, too.

loochy
06-29-2011, 09:47 AM
We are crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait in bed sheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts with our feet. We are crabs.

Hey gang don't hurt me, it's little o'l me herpes. Cooler than your best friend, I'll stay with you 'til the end. You won't see me every day, but every few years I'll come say "Hey!" That's right, no cure for me in sight. I won't go without a fight. I'm the herpes...the herpes. See you in hell MFers!

Slainte
06-29-2011, 10:00 AM
http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/2011/off-pics/cc/Florence_Henderson/Florence_Henderson_Wesson_oil.jpg

Okie_Apparition
06-29-2011, 10:37 AM
She took over half the kids virginity & that doesn't include Oliver

cabletech94
06-29-2011, 10:43 AM
Is that why Mike Brady turned gay?

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!

loochy
06-29-2011, 10:44 AM
Is that why Mike Brady turned gay?

Haven't you been paying attention to the other threads on here? That is a genetic condition now.

Rain Man
06-29-2011, 10:51 AM
She took over half the kids virginity & that doesn't include Oliver

I'm starting to think she had sex with everyone except Mike Brady. Now I realize why they never had any kids of their own.

tooge
06-29-2011, 10:54 AM
So, if Florance Joyner was Flojo, does this make Florance Henderson Floho?

milkman
06-29-2011, 12:04 PM
Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was busy fucking men and boys
All of them had wives and others
The youngest still played with toys.

Here's the story of a big city Mayor
Who made time for more than one affair
One of them had pube lice a' flowing
And she was happy to share

Then one day when this lady met this fellow
And in short time they jumped in bed
And she can come clean about the crabs
Cause no one cares since now that he's dead

Now that he's dead

She can tell the story of Linsey's crabs
Now that he's dead

Frazod
06-29-2011, 12:14 PM
Why on earth would you put that in a book about yourself? Good God. :spock:

Easy 6
06-29-2011, 12:31 PM
Why on earth would you put that in a book about yourself? Good God. :spock:

Seems like she's always kinda enjoyed playing up her sluttiness.

gblowfish
06-29-2011, 12:43 PM
Seems like she's always kinda enjoyed playing up her sluttiness.

I don't know which story disturbs me more. This one, or gramps humping the family bulldog.

I think I'll curl up in the fetal position under my desk for awhile....

Deberg_1990
06-29-2011, 12:45 PM
Why on earth would you put that in a book about yourself? Good God. :spock:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Rooster
06-29-2011, 12:47 PM
Seems like she's always kinda enjoyed playing up her sluttiness.

She's just naughty. :drool:

Fish
06-29-2011, 12:52 PM
She's just naughty. :drool:

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/1551/thatisdisgusting.jpg

Easy 6
06-29-2011, 12:58 PM
I don't know which story disturbs me more. This one, or gramps humping the family bulldog.

I think I'll curl up in the fetal position under my desk for awhile....

Gramps, definitely gramps.