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DaFace
06-29-2011, 11:15 PM
http://deadspin.com/5816435/drunk-ohio-teacher-resists-arrest-sprays-cops-with-her-breastmilk

Drunk Ohio Teacher Resists Arrest, Sprays Cops With Her Breastmilk


Jack Dickey — We're not sure we know the precise meaning of the term "hot mess," but this just has to be the perfect application. Meet Stephanie Robinette, 30, a lactating charter-school teacher from Westerville, Ohio (a Columbus suburb), who got drunk, disorderly, and weird over the weekend.

Robinette was attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center—the self-proclaimed "premiere banquet facility of Central Ohio"—with her husband, but apparently the two got in a kerfuffle and all hell—or at least several ducts—broke loose. Namely, she hit her husband, locked herself in the car, he phoned the cops, who then arrived and tried to remove her from the car, at which point she squirted the car and the cops with breast milk.

And at which point American civilization reached its nadir, until the next time.

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Baconeater
06-29-2011, 11:17 PM
I'd hit it.

kysirsoze
06-29-2011, 11:18 PM
This might seriously be the best thread title of all time.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-29-2011, 11:19 PM
I'd hit it.


With a shovel

Bwana
06-29-2011, 11:31 PM
Mr. Kotter?

DA_T_84
06-29-2011, 11:33 PM
Repizzle

SDChiefs
06-29-2011, 11:38 PM
Should be in the would you thread.

stevieray
06-29-2011, 11:45 PM
I'd hit it.

I'm picturing the scene from the elvator on the blooper reel for LIAR LIAR.

Stinger
06-29-2011, 11:52 PM
Lucky it was not freezing out side she could have been book on having a congealed weapon.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2011, 12:16 AM
Why would the police try getting her out the car? As long as she doesn't have the keys, what does it matter? Let her sleep it off in the car.

booger
06-30-2011, 12:24 AM
Why would the police try getting her out the car? As long as she doesn't have the keys, what does it matter? Let her sleep it off in the car.

not sure butt if i was to guess i'd say they were concerned that she would roll up the windows and drown herself in breastmilk.

RedNFeisty
06-30-2011, 12:25 AM
not sure butt if i was to guess i'd say they were concerned that she would roll up the windows and drown herself in breastmilk.

I'm sure she would be able to drink her way out.

booger
06-30-2011, 12:29 AM
I'm sure she would be able to drink her way out.

i don't know about you but the thought of a woman drinking her own breastmilk sure gets me all hot and bothered!

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 12:33 AM
i don't know about you but the thought of a woman drinking her own breastmilk sure gets me all hot and bothered!


Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible

Just Passin' By
06-30-2011, 12:34 AM
Until we see the weapons, we can't evaluate the charges.

booger
06-30-2011, 12:37 AM
Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible

as long as they don't point straight down or they are too chewed up i'm good

Frazod
06-30-2011, 01:43 AM
I'm sure the bride and groom appreciated it. Hopefully the photographer captured the lactic festivities on the official video.

eazyb81
06-30-2011, 07:10 AM
Until we see the weapons, we can't evaluate the charges.

If the tits don't fit, you must acquit!

keg in kc
06-30-2011, 08:10 AM
That's just nasty.

durtyrute
06-30-2011, 08:19 AM
I'm surprised she didn't get tazed

Rausch
06-30-2011, 08:43 AM
With a shovel

She looks like an alien hybrid with a compulsive overeating problem...

KCUnited
06-30-2011, 08:50 AM
Well, I don't mind stealin' milk
From the tits of decadence -
But I can't feed on the powerless
When my bottle's already over-filled....

I'm going hungry.

/baby

Just Passin' By
07-01-2011, 05:06 PM
Update:

The woman who sprayed Delaware County sheriff's deputies with breast milk while resisting arrest last weekend has been fired from her teaching job, according to documents obtained by The Dispatch today after a public-records request.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2011/07/01/breast-milk-spraying-teacher-fired.html?sid=101

bevischief
07-01-2011, 05:16 PM
Can't wait to see this on South Park.

Der Flöprer
07-01-2011, 05:20 PM
Mr. Kotter?

LMAO

bluehawkdoc
07-01-2011, 05:21 PM
That brings a whole new meaning to "when in doubt, whip it out"...

SLAG
07-01-2011, 06:34 PM
It was the breast she could do at the moment.

I'm sure I would confiscate those dairy cannons for further investigation

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Psyko Tek
07-01-2011, 06:55 PM
Baaad Teacher

cabletech94
07-01-2011, 07:05 PM
Those would have to be some floppy flapjacks to make that possible

have ya never seen bananaboobs before? oh yea. bananaboobs. ugh.

bevischief
07-01-2011, 07:40 PM
I am sure she can get a job at the local strip joint...