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Dr. Facebook Fever
06-30-2011, 10:13 AM
Your name is spelled correctly

Marijuana just triggers an asthma attack

As hard as you try not to you keep treating women and law enforcement officers with respect

Your rims cost $30k but the Kia Soul they're on is only worth 14-5

You know the names and birthdays of all your children

Your signature song is "Daiquires up"

Nothing around your neck tells time

You completed the 3rd grade

Your line "where my floozies and harlots at" isn't catching on

When you murder someone you prefer to keep quiet about it

You've never made it rain on them ho's

Too many songs about respecting your mother

Your name is DJ Awkward Silence

Your name is MC College Education

You got shot 9 times.... while playing paintball

You're honest about how much money you make

Due to poor life decisions you don't have a single face or neck tatoo

When asked to make it rain you point out that only God can cause the clouds to shower the earth with life giving water

Your rent is more than your car payment

No one buys your stories of how tough it was growing up on the mean streets of St. Joseph Missouri.

Detoxing
06-30-2011, 10:16 AM
So racist. So So racist.

loochy
06-30-2011, 10:17 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhnwkp3WON1qatlnf.gif

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-30-2011, 10:18 AM
So racist. So So racist.

Failed rappers can be any color

Mr. Laz
06-30-2011, 10:19 AM
Where's the "You think rap sucks ass" reason?




'and' asthma attack?

ReynardMuldrake
06-30-2011, 10:20 AM
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/meme/successful-black-man/

loochy
06-30-2011, 10:20 AM
You forgot this:

You have a functional brain.

Pants
06-30-2011, 10:21 AM
You're a dumbass, noonan.

loochy
06-30-2011, 10:21 AM
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/meme/successful-black-man/

Here, let me do that for you:

http://bank.imgdumpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/this-is-my-crib-640x640.jpg

keg in kc
06-30-2011, 10:22 AM
Where's the "You think rap sucks ass" reason?That would have been my reason.

Bump
06-30-2011, 10:22 AM
You bend the bills of your baseball caps

You wear pants that fit

You think it's stupid to wear sunglasses indoors, at night

You can't justify spending more on a bottle of champagne than your monthly rent

You don't make an "F" sound when it should be a "th" sound

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-30-2011, 10:23 AM
Where's the "You think rap sucks ass" reason?




'and' asthma attack?

I left it for you to post.

And suck it.

loochy
06-30-2011, 10:24 AM
You like metals other than gold

KurtCobain
06-30-2011, 11:23 AM
BELTS.

Can never be a rapper because I wear belts.

tooge
06-30-2011, 11:26 AM
#1. cuz rap sucks and you don't

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 12:18 PM
I have street crud

Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:22 PM
BELTS.

Can never be a rapper because I wear belts.

ROFL

BigCatDaddy
06-30-2011, 12:28 PM
Eminem was born Marshall Bruce Mathers III on October 17, 1972, in Saint Joseph, Missouri, the only child of Deborah R. Nelson Mathers-Briggs and Marshall Bruce Mathers, Jr.[25] He is of Scottish,[26] English, German, Swiss, Polish, and possibly Luxembourgian ancestry.[27] His father abandoned the family when he was 18 months old, and he was raised solely by his mother. By the age of 12, Mathers and his mother had moved between various cities and towns in Missouri (including Saint Joseph, Savannah, and Kansas City)[28] before they settled in Warren, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit.

alpha_omega
06-30-2011, 01:05 PM
I can't rhyme for $hit.

alpha_omega
06-30-2011, 01:06 PM
Tried to once, but then i had to quit.

alpha_omega
06-30-2011, 01:06 PM
Oh...guess i can rhyme.
So...i really don't know why i am not a successful rapper.

vailpass
06-30-2011, 01:07 PM
LMAO funny shit

Rausch
06-30-2011, 01:07 PM
I quit doing things I hated after my first kid...

bevischief
06-30-2011, 01:08 PM
Most white men can't dance.

vailpass
06-30-2011, 01:11 PM
Most white men can't dance.

I can do the prime credit shuffle.

Groves
06-30-2011, 02:16 PM
Where's the "got punched in the face by a girl and died" option?

Thig Lyfe
06-30-2011, 03:17 PM
Marijuana just triggers an asthma attack


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golf wang

Gonzo
06-30-2011, 07:28 PM
I have white teeth and the only metal in my mouth is a filling from 1991.
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boogblaster
06-30-2011, 08:34 PM
no desire ....

Just Passin' By
06-30-2011, 09:17 PM
Can't spell. Keep ending up in jail for forgetting it's a double p.

Bowser
06-30-2011, 09:45 PM
Where's the "got punched in the face by a girl and died" option?

/thread

WV
06-30-2011, 09:49 PM
Can't think of a cool name.

listopencil
06-30-2011, 10:28 PM
I'm just too funky.

big nasty kcnut
07-01-2011, 01:08 AM
your nickname is mc niceguy