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Rain Man
06-30-2011, 11:30 AM
There's apparently going to be a "Canada Appreciation Day" event in downtown Denver today, in anticipation of Canada Day tomorrow.

I feel pretty good about this since I happened to have a Gordon Lightfoot song playing when I walked by. What do you plan to do to show our friendly appreciation to our neighbors in the north?

Stewie
06-30-2011, 11:31 AM
Riot, like they riot in Vancouver.

bluehawkdoc
06-30-2011, 11:37 AM
I don't touch myself often. But when I do, I prefer to touch myself on Canada day.

kepp
06-30-2011, 11:38 AM
I gonna sit down with a Labatt Blue and just think aboot life.

Baconeater
06-30-2011, 11:39 AM
Make fun of the metric system.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 11:40 AM
Take off hoser

Predarat
06-30-2011, 11:40 AM
Eat some Mexican food, you know, just to spite the Canadians.

loochy
06-30-2011, 11:50 AM
I plan to continue not caring.

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Just Passin' By
06-30-2011, 11:52 AM
Perhaps I'll boo the Canadian national anthem, in honor of them booing ours.

pr_capone
06-30-2011, 11:53 AM
I plan to continue not caring.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/12/128945824156566070.jpg

Lmfao

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4th and Long
06-30-2011, 11:54 AM
I'm going home tonight and planting a maple tree. Shortly thereafter, I will go back and dig it up, having realized it's good for nothing.
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talastan
06-30-2011, 11:55 AM
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They're not even a real country anyway! :p

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 12:04 PM
I will play the lottery in hopes of winning enough money. So that I can apply to vecome a Canadian citizen

Sofa King
06-30-2011, 12:22 PM
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and

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Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:24 PM
I will play the lottery in hopes of winning enough money. So that I can apply to vecome a Canadian citizen

So you really, REALLY, want to become unproductive?...

Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:26 PM
Riot, like they riot in Vancouver.

So you plan on throwing a cloth napkin back towards the kitchen?...:spock:

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
06-30-2011, 12:27 PM
For Canada Day, I plan on annexing the Maritime Provinces, British Columbia and the Yukon Territory as well as hooking a couple hundred tug boats to Quebec and dragging it over to France so the Canadiennes can really find out what the French think of them.

but, that's just me

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 12:29 PM
I want to grow pot in a trailer park & spend the offseason in jail smoking driveway hash

Predarat
06-30-2011, 12:30 PM
Maybe troll message boards of Canadian NHL teams asking the trivia question
"When was the last time an NHL team based in Canada won the Stanley Cup?"

Rain Man
06-30-2011, 12:30 PM
I want to grow pot in a trailer park & spend the offseason in jail smoking hash

So no special plans, then?

Frazod
06-30-2011, 12:31 PM
There should be an option for "Do nothing of any significance."

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 12:32 PM
Noot really

Stewie
06-30-2011, 12:33 PM
So you plan on throwing a cloth napkin back towards the kitchen?...:spock:

I think you missed the reference.

Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:36 PM
I plan to denigrate the french (they deserve a big "F" but they won't get one) until the gal I works often with defends them.

And then, when she's distracted, BOOM!

Some reality...

Sofa King
06-30-2011, 12:36 PM
I want to grow pot in a trailer park & spend the offseason in jail smoking driveway hash

That damn samsquanch is trying to get in the tool shed again.

Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:37 PM
I think you missed the reference.

No, I ordered fucking Ja-lap-a-noes, that's what I fucking want...

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
06-30-2011, 12:37 PM
That damn samsquanch is trying to get in the tool shed again.

Nah, that ain't Sasquatch. It's just Over-Head. :p

boogblaster
06-30-2011, 12:38 PM
I was goin' with the .. pork-a-moose .. but couldn't find one ....

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
06-30-2011, 12:40 PM
A Mse once bit my sister ...

Rausch
06-30-2011, 12:42 PM
I was goin' with the .. pork-a-moose .. but couldn't find one ....

...


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bevischief
06-30-2011, 01:04 PM
Go have a beer at the Blue Moose.

Iowanian
06-30-2011, 01:13 PM
I started painting and will complete a painting of an American Flag on a large cement flower barrel in front of my office building to celebrate the occasion.

38yrsfan
06-30-2011, 01:56 PM
Learn to speak Canadian in five seconds or less, eh!

Frazod
06-30-2011, 02:10 PM
...


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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

SPchief
06-30-2011, 02:13 PM
Im gonna try and figure out who's ass I'm gonna kick in the CP deathmatch series.

Over-Head
06-30-2011, 02:19 PM
Just a shame 9 out of 10 self absorbed, americans can't tell ya much more about Canada than "it's the big red place over top of us on a world map" without searching on google

Iowanian
06-30-2011, 02:21 PM
We already have their topsoil(thanks Ice Age!) most of their people who can read, lumber, oil and the ability to go fish and kill their mammals as we choose.

Canada gets to read by the brightness of our shining light and can sleep well under the blanket of freedom and protection provided by our presence.

You're welcome.

Over-Head
06-30-2011, 02:29 PM
We already have their topsoil(thanks Ice Age!) most of their people who can read, lumber, oil and the ability to go fish and kill their mammals as we choose.

Canada gets to read by the brightness of our shining light and can sleep well under the blanket of freedom and protection provided by our presence.

You're welcome.

We're also enjoying your attempts of tanking our economy with YOUR recession down there too !!!
Thanks a pant load :thumb::thumb:

CanadianChief
06-30-2011, 02:29 PM
I'll drink some warm piss, shoot myself in the foot and then have sex with a relative.

...oh wait...that will be three days later. ;)

Over-Head
06-30-2011, 02:31 PM
I'll drink some warm piss, shoot myself in the foot and then have sex with a relative.

...oh wait...that will be three days later. ;)

Stars and stripes toilet paper on for half price Monday I hear :D

blaise
06-30-2011, 02:33 PM
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Rausch
06-30-2011, 02:37 PM
Stars and stripes toilet paper on for half price Monday I hear :D

...

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The Poz
06-30-2011, 06:19 PM
Sit in the park with family/friends with some beers, doobs & bbq while raising our glasses to free health care.

Crush
06-30-2011, 06:31 PM
I'm going to watch some Trailer Park Boys.

Buck
06-30-2011, 06:33 PM
What the fuck, why are they kicking field goals on 3rd down?

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:46 PM
Remind a Canadian that the rest of the world thinks of them as America light.

The Poz
06-30-2011, 06:59 PM
Remind a Canadian that the rest of the world thinks of them as America light.

And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

KurtCobain
06-30-2011, 07:07 PM
They think we brought sexy back.

Iowanian
06-30-2011, 09:02 PM
And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

Penis envy must be a bitch, isn't it.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 09:09 PM
Canada is what it is

Just Kinda there

Just Passin' By
06-30-2011, 09:21 PM
After Canada day, the country can go back to being America's hat.

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 04:33 AM
Canada is what it is

Just Kinda there

Good thing too, I mean if it wern't for us, hell a lot of the things you Yanks enjoy might never have been invented.

http://inventors.about.com/od/cstartinventions/a/Canadian.htm


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA
Greatest country on the planet!! :thumb::thumb:

Crush
07-01-2011, 04:40 AM
What the fuck, why are they kicking field goals on 3rd down?


There are only three downs in the CFL.

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 04:50 AM
For Canada Day, I plan on annexing the Maritime Provinces, British Columbia and the Yukon Territory as well as hooking a couple hundred tug boats to Quebec .

Last time you bunch down south tried that, WE marched down and burned Washington...Better luck next time :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
07-01-2011, 07:23 AM
Last time you bunch down south tried that, WE marched down and burned Washington...Better luck next time :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

That's when you had the British Army backing you up . . .

Back when the British actually had an army . . . and a navy

:evil:

Iowanian
07-01-2011, 07:24 AM
Take off, eh hosers.

Backwards Masking
07-01-2011, 07:29 AM
last year Canada Day fell on the Rush concert at Sandstone. I was there, it was great. There were people running Canadian flags up and down the aisles, then Rush proceeded to bring down the house with their usual fantastic (always a little differnet) lineup:

Tom Sawyer
Spirit Of Radio
Free Will
Subdivision
Marathon
La Villa Strangiato
2112
Working Man

Just to name a few

I don't why people bag on this country so much. They're our fellow human beings after all, as are people of all countries in the world.

I'm proud of being an American of course, but why can't we all just get along?

(I'm talking to the people that actually hate Canada, not the ones poking jokes for fun).

Iowanian
07-01-2011, 07:31 AM
I don't have any issues with Canaduh other than the French ones and liberal politics.

PunkinDrublic
07-01-2011, 07:46 AM
And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

That's fine I'd rather be known and hated than being indistinguishable from northern Minnesota.

blaise
07-01-2011, 08:02 AM
And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

Canada sucks.

The Poz
07-01-2011, 08:10 AM
Canada sucks.

Brilliant! Now I why you're an aspiring writer and not an actual writer.

blaise
07-01-2011, 08:14 AM
Brilliant! Now I why you're an aspiring writer and not an actual writer.

Is everybody up there working for the weekend?

Bwana
07-01-2011, 08:22 AM
And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

LMAO

Gezzzzz Poz, lighten up.

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The Poz
07-01-2011, 09:08 AM
Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:

Rausch
07-01-2011, 09:11 AM
I don't have any issues with Canaduh other than the French ones and liberal politics.

There are probably some native tribes that don't fit that...

Rain Man
07-01-2011, 09:22 AM
Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:


Eh, we just tease Canada because we like it. I can't think of any other country I'd rather share a 3,000 mile border with.

blaise
07-01-2011, 09:25 AM
Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:

I like Canada. I went to school in Buffalo and I used to go there all the time. I just like goofing on Canada because it's funny, and because some Canadians get mad about it.

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 10:22 AM
Canada sucks.
And you swallow

Is everybody up there working for the weekend?
If we wanted to we probably could, no recession and LOTS OF JOBS cough, cough, suck a dick, cough

BigCatDaddy
07-01-2011, 10:29 AM
Figured I would probably go out and avoid a good fight.

blaise
07-01-2011, 10:35 AM
And you swallow


If we wanted to we probably could, no recession and LOTS OF JOBS cough, cough, suck a dick, cough

You seemed to be fixated on penis. Good luck with that.

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 11:59 AM
You seemed to be fixated on penis. Good luck with that. Learned it from hanging around Chiefs fans :D

BigOlChiefsfan
07-01-2011, 02:10 PM
Actually...I was impressed w/Canada's last election. Good luck to you, eh? And for our resident Newfie, "Long may your big jib haul".

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-01-2011, 03:15 PM
Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:


I'm sorry, eh?

Let's forget aboot it :)

Predarat
07-01-2011, 03:48 PM
I actually did eat Mexican food for lunch, take that, Canada! lol

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 05:15 PM
That's when you had the British Army backing you up . . .

Back when the British actually had an army . . . and a navy

:evil:

:facepalm: we were and still ARE somewhat a british sovereign nation, as we are part of the British commen wealth; like Austraila and several other countries you ****en moron, why do you think the Queen of England is on our money??

JFC go learn some world history will ya

mikey23545
07-01-2011, 05:23 PM
How is it watching "Strange Brew" is not on the list?

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-01-2011, 05:32 PM
Smoke some dope, get drunk as fack, and eat chicken fingers (the good kind).

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
07-01-2011, 06:31 PM
:facepalm: we were and still ARE somewhat a british sovereign nation, as we are part of the British commen wealth; like Austraila and several other countries you ****en moron, why do you think the Queen of England is on our money??

JFC go learn some world history will ya

Dude,

My degree is in Medieval/Renaissance History with a secondary emphasis on Military history.

I'm quite familiar with the foibles of the War of 1812 (to include the naval battles on the Great Lakes, the fights centered on Detroit, the back and forth across the Niagara River and the U.S./British sea battles to include the six Frigates of the U.S. Navy (Constitution, Constellation, United States, President, Congress and Chesapeake) and their fights against the British Navy.

Hell, I even know that Newfoundland wasn't a part of Canada until 1946 and was going hoping to be an independent country until the 1st Newfoundland got nearly wiped out at the Battle of the Somme on 01 July 1916, taking almost 80% casualties in one day, taking some of the best and brightest Newfoundland had, according to your Governor-General at the time.

So, yeah, I'm pretty familiar with Canadian history. *grin*

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 07:06 PM
Dude,

My degree is in Medieval/Renaissance History with a secondary emphasis on Military history.

I'm quite familiar with the foibles of the War of 1812 (to include the naval battles on the Great Lakes, the fights centered on Detroit, the back and forth across the Niagara River and the U.S./British sea battles to include the six Frigates of the U.S. Navy (Constitution, Constellation, United States, President, Congress and Chesapeake) and their fights against the British Navy.

Hell, I even know that Newfoundland wasn't a part of Canada until 1946 and was going hoping to be an independent country until the 1st Newfoundland got nearly wiped out at the Battle of the Somme on 01 July 1916, taking almost 80% casualties in one day, taking some of the best and brightest Newfoundland had, according to your Governor-General at the time.

So, yeah, I'm pretty familiar with Canadian history. *grin*

It was 1949, not 46'.
And NL was given 3 choices, US, Canadian, or self rule, but of cource you would know that from your extensive studies, and we'll just chaulk it up to a typo right?

I'm very happy you chose to learn about the 14th to 17th centuries, as that was by all accounts the true Medieval/Renaissance History period, and my personal favorite of our planets existance.
I too have vast secular studies in these periods *returning said grin*

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-01-2011, 07:15 PM
Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)

Over-Head
07-01-2011, 07:37 PM
Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)

We're a Peace keeping nation, Unlike the USA who feels the need to excersize it's might by goining into conflict around the globe, and Canada like other nations get dragged into your fights as support help.
...or didn't your history prof's teach you that?

Now as to your question, I have no idea in a down and all out fight. certianly not the US, as we have neither the population size nor military to do so.But this I do know...
Your Yankie Nuke subs HATE going into war games against our subs (as they can't find us), almost as much as your pilots love having their ass's handed to them, when they go up against our flyboys.

It`s amusing how many of the other nations of the world get the impression of *most* Americans to be that of a war loving country, who's final answer to any given situation is a show of force. And you sir, just fit the stereotype with just such a question.

I've also often wondered if thats why so many Americans wear Canadian patches and emblems on their belongings while traveling abroad???

do have a good evening, i`m going to watch fire works over Conception Bay off my back step.....

Just Passin' By
07-01-2011, 10:31 PM
Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)

They could crush Monaco and the Vatican.

Gadzooks
07-01-2011, 10:41 PM
They could crush Monaco and the Vatican.

Most of the central African nations too...

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-01-2011, 10:44 PM
New Zeland?

Gadzooks
07-01-2011, 10:49 PM
Fuji, is that a country?

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-01-2011, 10:52 PM
Portugal?

Baconeater
07-01-2011, 10:53 PM
Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)
Does Canada even have a military? And if so, what does it consist of? A few horses and rowboats?

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-01-2011, 10:56 PM
Does Canada even have a military? And if so, what does it consist of? A few horses and rowboats?


The Mounties, duh

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