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PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 04:41 PM
Raiders: Okay for the high brow crowd who's studying for their GED?

Chargers: What part of Qualcom gets the best cell phone reception?

What are some others you can think of?

Buck
06-30-2011, 04:57 PM
Chiefs: Snooty barbecue thread

loochy
06-30-2011, 05:07 PM
Cowboys: We are a bunch of gay retards

SDChiefs
06-30-2011, 05:10 PM
Raiders: for those who've had children killed in prison.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 05:15 PM
Broncos:

Poll: Favorite Crisco Plant?

Dylan
06-30-2011, 05:24 PM
you guys crack me up! comedy gold... LMAO

crispystl420
06-30-2011, 05:27 PM
Carolina Panthers... So How many losses until we claim we have all really been either Steelers or Redskins fans since back in the day. We just pull for the Panthers.

Torpedo Jones
06-30-2011, 05:29 PM
hello my name is torpedo jones

Torpedo Jones
06-30-2011, 05:31 PM
the seahawks are a football team?

bevischief
06-30-2011, 05:31 PM
Death Star Destroys Enterprise...

SDChiefs
06-30-2011, 05:31 PM
hello my name is torpedo jones

Ju killt my father. Prepare to die.

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 05:35 PM
Packers: The good news we're super bowl champs, the bad news we live in northern Wisconsin.

Predarat
06-30-2011, 05:45 PM
Titans: How many times will Kenny Britt get arrested this summer?

WV
06-30-2011, 05:53 PM
Redskins - If Rex Grossman is our starting QB on opening day which bridge will you jump off of?

Crush
06-30-2011, 05:54 PM
Chargers: Why am I the only registered member?
Jaguars: We have a team?

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 05:55 PM
Dolphins: Thigpen says he misses the scrawny methcicks form Independence, Mo
Bengals: Fuck! What will we do if the lockout is lifted & there is a 2011 NFL season?

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 05:57 PM
Eagles: Best place to complete community service.

Three7s
06-30-2011, 05:58 PM
Chargers: Why am I the only registered member?
Jaguars: We have a team?
Damn you, you stole my Jaguars topic! Though I was going to do *crickets*.

Redskins: So, which overpriced free agent are we gonna totally dominate the NFL news with when the lockout is over, only to have him totally bust and suck the whole season?

ForeverChiefs58
06-30-2011, 05:59 PM
Broncos: How to get vaseline out of your clothes.

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:00 PM
Raiders: Official meth hotties thread.

Crush
06-30-2011, 06:02 PM
Browns: I fully support the team leaving this time.

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 06:03 PM
Jayhawks: POLL: Do you spit or swallow?

ForeverChiefs58
06-30-2011, 06:04 PM
Raiders: Don't you hate it when your baby's mama be all trying to cut you?

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 06:06 PM
Jayhawks: Do you spit or swallow?

National Championship trophies look like they're pretty hard to swallow, so I guess spit :)

Over-Head
06-30-2011, 06:07 PM
Chiefs: Can't wait till we clean out the lockers during week two of the playoff's

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 06:07 PM
It won't let me edit in mouthwash

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:08 PM
Bears: Which pair of aviator shades goes best with my walrus mustache?

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 06:10 PM
Nebraska: Do to flooding do we change our names to the Ricehullers?

ForeverChiefs58
06-30-2011, 06:10 PM
Raiders: Official keep F@#@#$ doubting Jamarcus Russell thread

Chargers: Official keep F@#@#$ doubting Ryan Leaf thread.

Broncos: Official keep F@#@#$ doubting josh mcdaniels thread.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 06:12 PM
Chiefs: Can't wait till we clean out the lockers during week two of the playoff's

Raiders:

Favorite president in our championship years?

Coolidge vs Hoover

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:14 PM
Raiders: Why do we call ourselves raider nation when we can't even sell out our own stadium?

Three7s
06-30-2011, 06:15 PM
Chiefs: Can't wait till we clean out the lockers during week two of the playoff's
Raiders: So, which prison runaway is up for taking out Al Davis?

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:20 PM
Steelers: I've never lived in or been too Pittsburgh that doesn't make me bandwagon right?

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:21 PM
Lions: Saturday flag football meetup at the abandoned GM plant.

JD10367
06-30-2011, 06:22 PM
Ju killt my father. Prepare to die.

You do not happen to have six fingers, do you?

Over-Head
06-30-2011, 06:26 PM
Raiders:

Favorite president in our championship years?

Coolidge vs Hoover

Chiefs: Was I even born when the Chiefs last made it to a super bowl?

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 06:31 PM
Raiders: Clean urine at $40 an ounce and still rising
Chargers: (On bottom of front page, no responses) Warren Moon to start sunday
Broncos: Will Brian Dawkins go into the HOF a Bronco?

PunkinDrublic
06-30-2011, 06:38 PM
Saints: Poll where is the best spot to rob tourists?

Demonpenz
06-30-2011, 06:40 PM
Eagles Board: best brand of battery to throw
New York Giants Board: Bring Plax Back?
New York Jets Board: Bring Favre back?
Carolina : How many QB's are we going to draft
Lions: EMINEM IN THE NEW CAR COMMERCAIAAL
49ers: Buy pets from shelters
San Diego: Favorite tumbleweed found in stands
Rams: I wish Kurt Warners wife was hot when he plays for us!

KurtCobain
06-30-2011, 07:01 PM
Dolphins : If there is no franchise tag, we should throw huge bones to Manning and Hali to pair them with Marshall for THE BIG THREE!

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-30-2011, 08:01 PM
Broncos: Who's going to Tebow's Vacation Bible Study?!

Crush
06-30-2011, 08:04 PM
Oilers: They moved to Tennessee? When the fuck was this?

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 08:04 PM
Chiefs: Was I even born when the Chiefs last made it to a super bowl?

Heh, Touche


Raiders:


Jamarcus + McFumble + Bey = DOMINANCE

Gadzooks
06-30-2011, 08:18 PM
As an insider, the Charger boards are still debating who's better, Brees vs. Flutie.
I've always voted Flutie.:)

sedated
06-30-2011, 08:18 PM
Rams: Will we re-sign Pujols?

Crush
06-30-2011, 08:21 PM
Miami: Coke Party at my house. BYOB

KurtCobain
06-30-2011, 08:23 PM
Denver : Does floss get the semen out of your teeth?

sedated
06-30-2011, 08:23 PM
Bills: when the f**k are they gonna finally move us to LA?

sedated
06-30-2011, 08:25 PM
San Diego: ¿Dónde puedo conseguir el taco mejor?

Crush
06-30-2011, 08:25 PM
San Diego: ¿Dónde puedo conseguir el taco mejor?

Que?

Sweet Daddy Hate
06-30-2011, 08:25 PM
Dallas: How long can we ride the coattails of the Hispanic community?

Crush
06-30-2011, 08:27 PM
Redskins: [POLL] Who here has NOT been sued by Snyder?

Three7s
06-30-2011, 08:27 PM
Packers: I know we won the Super Bowl and all, but is Rodgers better than Favre yet?

SPchief
06-30-2011, 08:39 PM
Rams: Will we re-sign Pujols?

LMAO

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 08:39 PM
Cowboys: Marlboro Cowboy is n00b of the year with all his great porn pictures
Steelers: How do I prove to dad I'm a big enough douche to inherit his season tickets?

Rams Fan
06-30-2011, 08:42 PM
Vikings: We miss Brett Favre's penis.

Crush
06-30-2011, 08:48 PM
49ers: John Candy is Dead

big nasty kcnut
06-30-2011, 08:52 PM
New york Giants: dylan is she hotter then our own cheerleaders and if so can we add her.

Also: Eli Manning is he slow or something.

Thig Lyfe
06-30-2011, 08:52 PM
Dolphins: Tyler Thigpen Appreciation Thread (1000+ posts)

Okie_Apparition
06-30-2011, 08:52 PM
JETS: If you ****ing ****faces haven't pissed over the railing on a mother****ing Pat's, incest loving Bills or pussy ass Fin fan you don't deserve not have your faces smashed with a brick bat

Thig Lyfe
06-30-2011, 08:53 PM
Also: Eli Manning is he slow or something.

http://i.imgur.com/WWLYo.gif

Rams Fan
06-30-2011, 08:55 PM
Cardinals: Marc Bulger has been spotted at the airport.

BillSelfsTrophycase
06-30-2011, 08:58 PM
Chargers (Circa 2006)


Merriman is the next DT ROFL

Okie_Apparition
07-01-2011, 04:32 PM
Tampa: Do you still hate Jon Gruden as much as I do?
Seahawks: Mecca, do you know you look like Travis Tritt?
Rams: Does Josh McDaniels look like the toy monkey with the symbols to you?

SDChiefs
07-01-2011, 05:50 PM
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/mediaindex?photoId=MV5BMTY0MjQwNDE2MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTU4MjM3You do not happen to have six fingers, do you?

Do you always begin conversations this way?

chefsos
07-01-2011, 05:52 PM
Bills: Link to The Thoughtful Bills fan's Canadian to English Dictionary

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-02-2011, 09:12 AM
49ers: Gold Men Are Coming

Dave Lane
07-02-2011, 09:54 AM
Raiders: Pole: Raiders fans across america, rate your favorite incarceration spots.

notorious
07-02-2011, 01:37 PM
Raiderfans.net

"Should I just drop the soap myself or play hard to get?"

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-02-2011, 03:28 PM
ROFL Random Faider Board: Do you like your tossed salad with or without jelly?

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 03:41 PM
Chiefs: Will our offense be worth a shit once Jamaal Charles gets hurt?

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 03:52 PM
Chiefs: Will our offense be worth a shit once Jamaal Charles gets hurt?

Broncos:

Will Knowshow Moreno ever live up to my wettest dreams?

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-02-2011, 03:54 PM
Chiefs: Will our offense be worth a shit once Jamaal Charles gets hurt?

Nice waste of a 1st rounder on that limpdick Moreno bud ROFL

Dylan
07-02-2011, 04:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WWLYo.gif
Eli Manning is he slow or something

HEY!















LMAO

notorious
07-02-2011, 04:18 PM
Mange:


Circa 1999 "Griese is the next Elway"

Circa 2003 "Plummer is the next Elway"

Circa 2008 "Where do we find the next Elway?"

Present Day "Is Jesus Christ the next Elway?"

Fried Meat Ball!
07-02-2011, 04:31 PM
Ravens: Matt Cassel sucks!

notorious
07-02-2011, 04:43 PM
Mange: "We need to ban Bob's your minister of Defense"

Gadzooks
07-02-2011, 09:11 PM
Chiefs: Charles can't ever get injured. He's goin' to the ship!!!11!!!eleventy!!!!
Cassel still sucks saggy ballls.:mad:

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 09:16 PM
Chiefs: Charles can't ever get injured. He's goin' to the ship!!!11!!!eleventy!!!!
Cassel still sucks saggy ballls.:mad:

And with that, Zooks nailed the Chiefs 2011 season in fell swoop.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-02-2011, 09:19 PM
Raiders... Prison food ratings

Cowgirls... My new douchtastic popped collar shirt: cool or not?

Texans... The Astros should just close up shop

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 09:33 PM
Nice waste of a 1st rounder on that limpdick Moreno bud ROFL

He just got banged up the past two years while playing behind a line who couldn't play in a power blocking scheme. When Knowshon had holes and when he was healthy he was a stud in both the run game and the pass game.

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 09:53 PM
He just got banged up the past two years while playing behind a line who couldn't play in a power blocking scheme. When Knowshon had holes and when he was healthy he was a stud in both the run game and the pass game.

Lmao. You never cease to amaze me. Someone please post gif of berry destroying any chance of knomo having children.

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 09:55 PM
Lmao. You never cease to amaze me. Someone please post gif of berry destroying any chance of knomo having children.
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=95083&t=o

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:02 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=95083&t=o

Who won the afc west and who drafted a fullback to be their qbotf?

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:05 PM
Who won the afc west and who drafted a fullback to be their qbotf?

Congratulations on being the worst team in the playoffs last year. I'm sure the Ravens were glad they got to play in KC instead of San Diego.

Gadzooks
07-02-2011, 10:06 PM
Who won the afc west and who drafted a fullback to be their qbotf?

Tebow wouldn't make a good FB. He's too tall and doesn't have enough "sand in the bucket".
Didn't you know that he is the embodiment of our lord and savior John Elway?

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:07 PM
Congratulations on being the worst team in the playoffs last year. I'm sure the Ravens were glad they got to play in KC instead of San Diego.

Lol. Congratz on being the most talented team to get 4 wins and anally raped by the raiders.

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:09 PM
Lol. Congratz on being the most talented team to get 4 wins and anally raped by the raiders.

Didn't we destroy you by like 4 TD's last year?

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:10 PM
Didn't we destroy you by like 4 TD's last year?

Honestly I don't remember. You guys aren't relevant. Didn't the raiders beat you by like six tds?

Okie_Apparition
07-02-2011, 10:11 PM
Ravens: You will not ****ing believe the thread about Ed Reed's brother I found at some POS called Chiefsplanet

Packers: How do you clean out the holes of your cheesehead?
Jags: Have you ever seen all the seagulls swooping down for the used condoms over by the tarped seats?

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:12 PM
Honestly I don't remember. You guys aren't relevant. Didn't the raiders beat you by like six tds?

ROFL

One mediocre season and Chief fans get all confident. You guys won't be in the playoffs this year, you aren't going to get the cupcake schedule you had last year.

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:14 PM
Didn't we destroy you by like 4 TD's last year?

We should do a poll. Who's better. Jamaal charles or knowshon moreno. And while were at it, let's do a poll in your favor. Who's better matt cassel (cp hates him you know) or tim "fbotf" tebow. What say ye?

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:16 PM
We should do a poll. Who's better. Jamaal charles or knowshon moreno. And while were at it, let's do a poll in your favor. Who's better matt cassel (cp hates him you know) or tim "fbotf" tebow. What say ye?

I will give the nod to Charles but I wouldn't trade you Tim Tebow for both Matt Cassel and Charles.

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:16 PM
ROFL

One mediocre season and Chief fans get all confident. You guys won't be in the playoffs this year, you aren't going to get the cupcake schedule you had last year.

The same cupcake schedule that landed you a massive four wins. Ok. Mcdaniels is the best coach you said it yourself. He's sure to bring you at least... oh wait, he's not your coach anymore is he? What happened?

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:20 PM
I will give the nod to Charles but I wouldn't trade you Tim Tebow for both Matt Cassel and Charles.

And this is why im glad you're not in our front office or fan base.

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:21 PM
The same cupcake schedule that landed you a massive four wins. Ok. Mcdaniels is the best coach you said it yourself. He's sure to bring you at least... oh wait, he's not your coach anymore is he? What happened?

McD was in over his head and wasn't ready for a HC'ing job. Sucks that Denver had to be his learning experience but I wouldn't mind having him as our HC again a few years from now.

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:22 PM
And this is why im glad you're not in our front office or fan base.

Would you seriously rather have Casshole over Tebow?

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:25 PM
Would you seriously rather have Casshole over Tebow?

I hate cassel. And eight days a week I would. But the discrepincy between charles an knowmo alone make that trade a must do.

Ugly Duck
07-02-2011, 10:35 PM
Chiefs: "I thought the biotch was dead!"

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:37 PM
Faiders: Jason Campell is our QBOTF!

notorious
07-02-2011, 10:37 PM
Mange:

"How did you tell your parents that you are .....you know....."

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:39 PM
CP: Joe Montana shoulda retired a Chief

Bump
07-02-2011, 10:41 PM
Mange:

"Who's better in bed?"

A. Tebow
B. God

TRICK QUESTION! Tebow is God

Okie_Apparition
07-02-2011, 10:41 PM
Broncos: How does Tebow circumsize the little children & his touch not make it grow back?

notorious
07-02-2011, 10:48 PM
warpaintillustrated.com


"Hello, is anyone there?"

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 10:51 PM
CP Question: Does Denver have more Super Bowl appearances than the Chiefs have playoff wins?

SDChiefs
07-02-2011, 10:55 PM
CP Question: Does Denver have more Super Bowl appearances than the Chiefs have playoff wins?

Donks: is it wrong that I swallowed elways children and who else has?

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-02-2011, 11:01 PM
Broncos... what's the last thing you crammed in your ass

Okie_Apparition
07-02-2011, 11:08 PM
Redskins: How can we rip off the Broncos again?
Colts: How come the media never gives Peyton any respect?
Panthers: Our new head coach's complection is kinda dark. I thought Rivera was french.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 11:11 PM
warpaintillustrated.com


"Hello, is anyone there?"

ROFL

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 12:10 AM
CP Question: Does Denver have more Super Bowl appearances than the Chiefs have playoff wins?

No. KC has 8 playoff wins & Denver has 6 SuperBowl appearances.


I wouldn't trade you Tim Tebow for both Matt Cassel and Charles.

Dude....