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Saul Good
07-01-2011, 07:08 PM
These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are fucking glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.



http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-stone-free-board-shorts-men/3166080

Detoxing
07-01-2011, 07:10 PM
Not

KurtCobain
07-01-2011, 07:11 PM
L

listopencil
07-01-2011, 07:11 PM
If an attractive woman is wearing them, sure.

spida_man23
07-01-2011, 07:12 PM
A

listopencil
07-01-2011, 07:12 PM
Holy shit, $66? Ridiculous.

kstater
07-01-2011, 07:13 PM
http://images.tvrage.com/shows/5/4979.jpg

KurtCobain
07-01-2011, 07:14 PM
http://images.tvrage.com/shows/5/4979.jpg

Where's garcia and the big boobed girl?

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 07:22 PM
I can't really tell - They could work, i guess. I'd really need to see these in person.

I have an awful time w/ shorts. In fact I almost NEVER find anything when I shop these days.

I'm very unusual and often I alter my own shit, in odd/clever ways. I'll throw up a thread one day w/ some of my secrets. I love fashion and styles, etc...

kysirsoze
07-01-2011, 07:24 PM
I'm going with not.

Delano
07-01-2011, 07:27 PM
Yeah, sure. Assuming the bottom hem sits at the correct spot on your leg. They look fun.

SPATCH
07-01-2011, 07:29 PM
Not "cool"... but they're funny... so, yeah, rock 'em

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-01-2011, 07:31 PM
They are only cool if your name is Tobias.

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 07:31 PM
it's odd man, I remember in the very recent past - people dogged the shit out've braided-belts, but NOW - the dopest belt I have is braided - it's a Columbia - I've run it through the dishwasher several times,

It's pimp - trust me

Delano
07-01-2011, 07:34 PM
Another option:

http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/274/never-nude-underwear-i-will-pay-any-price-4274.jpg

bevischief
07-01-2011, 07:37 PM
wtf? You paid for those?

rocknrolla
07-01-2011, 07:41 PM
HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fruit Ninja
07-01-2011, 07:45 PM
Not only no, but FUCK NO

CoMoChief
07-01-2011, 07:47 PM
why not be a real man and make some jorts, instead of paying $66 for some knock-offs.

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 07:50 PM
Another option:

http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/274/never-nude-underwear-i-will-pay-any-price-4274.jpg

Link PLEASE?!




jj

Gadzooks
07-01-2011, 07:52 PM
I've seen those before:
http://www.denimblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rsz_1daisy_dukes.jpg
Saul's an unusual name for a lady, are you interested in going out for a bite to eat and a movie?

Delano
07-01-2011, 07:52 PM
Link PLEASE?!




jj

Wear those boxer briefs under the OP's shorts. OH WHAT FUN WE'D HAVE!

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-01-2011, 07:52 PM
If they were real demin with real holes they'd have a chance at being cool. Now we buy things new that look fucked up and that's the new cool. I personally don't get it.

My daughter... no dad those nice jeans with no flaws that are $30 aren't what I want... I need the ripped up holey ones for $150. Do people not see the logic here? Granted worn jean look cooler than new jeans... it's always been that way. But we used to get them worn out ourselves.

God I'm getting old.... I almost said "in my day."

Forget it, wear what you want.

Saul Good
07-01-2011, 08:04 PM
They aren't denim at all. They are swim trunks that come down to the tops of my knees, FTR.

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 08:06 PM
They aren't denim at all. They are swim trunks that come down to the tops of my knees, FTR.

did you get them there at Nordstrom?

Delano
07-01-2011, 08:27 PM
They aren't denim at all. They are swim trunks that come down to the tops of my knees, FTR.

That is bordering on too long.

Psyko Tek
07-01-2011, 08:40 PM
These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are fucking glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.



http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-stone-free-board-shorts-men/3166080

2 stoopit question
1) why are you asking guys on a football board for fashion advice, do you care if we think you are hot?

3) $66 for shorts can I have some of your excess cash?

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 08:42 PM
That is bordering on too long.

thats the line of demarcation, Unless you're Rafael Nadal - and I know he doesn't post here, soooooooo

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-01-2011, 08:45 PM
They aren't denim at all.

I know but that only makes it worse. No offense.

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 08:49 PM
I wouldn't count these out just yet - they very well may be fresh - in person. Saul - does your crotch look like that too?

Psyko Tek
07-01-2011, 08:51 PM
Link PLEASE?!




jj

even the Marlboro_Chief shit wasn't that gay


do you really like football or just the pants?

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 08:53 PM
even the Marlboro_Chief shit wasn't that gay


do you really like football or just the pants?

you just don't get it... It's amazing how many people STILL think i'm serious more often than I'm not.

Saul Good
07-01-2011, 08:57 PM
"Cool" was obviously not the correct adjective. These shorts are "bayud ass"; as in "that fireball was "bayud ass".

Saul Good
07-01-2011, 08:58 PM
3) $66 for shorts can I have some of your excess cash?

When it comes to ponying up in order to look like a dickhead, I make it rain.

(Got 'em for $60, though.)

Delano
07-01-2011, 08:58 PM
"Cool" was obviously not the correct adjective. These shorts are "bayud ass"; as in "that fireball was "bayud ass".


I don't know pal. What kind of range of motion do these little guys allow?

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 09:00 PM
you should surf with a cowboy hat on, with them, that'd be a rad schtick.

Bwana
07-01-2011, 09:03 PM
It's all good, IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.

http://www.flightstosydney.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/villagepeople.jpg

Saul Good
07-01-2011, 09:10 PM
you should surf with a cowboy hat on, with them, that'd be a rad schtick.

Holy shit! I literally might buy a cowboy hat tomorrow first thing in the morning just because you said that. I just showed my wife your idea (I'm boozing it up on the deck with my wife and checking CP when I come in for a fresh cocktail), and I let her know just how kickass it would be if I rocked the jort trunks with a cowboy hat on the boat tomorrow.

Needless to say, she called first dibs on mouth-strangling my meat button. The rest of the ladies on the lake may not be first, but they may be next.

Bump
07-01-2011, 09:16 PM
you can pull off the jean shorts dude! Don't forget to put your socks on next time you wear sandals.

NewChief
07-01-2011, 09:19 PM
Holy shit! I literally might buy a cowboy hat tomorrow first thing in the morning just because you said that. I just showed my wife your idea (I'm boozing it up on the deck with my wife and checking CP when I come in for a fresh cocktail), and I let her know just how kickass it would be if I rocked the jort trunks with a cowboy hat on the boat tomorrow.

Needless to say, she called first dibs on mouth-strangling my meat button. The rest of the ladies on the lake may not be first, but they may be next.

Stay away from the ice maker.








Yes, I know you're using your fancy Sonic ice

Simply Red
07-01-2011, 09:19 PM
a lot of people don't know this - but you can secretly pull some hot snatch with a cowboy hat on - if you're not a cowboy, even!

Psyko Tek
07-01-2011, 09:23 PM
you just don't get it... It's amazing how many people STILL think i'm serious more often than I'm not.

k
but what you are showing(avatar) and saying
nttiawwt

Phobia
07-01-2011, 09:30 PM
I'm really going to need to defer to Bugeater's opinion on this matter. He's the jorts expert around these parts.

threebag02
07-01-2011, 09:34 PM
Got Mullet?

Bump
07-01-2011, 09:44 PM
I'm really going to need to defer to Bugeater's opinion on this matter. He's the jorts expert around these parts.

he would be a jean short guy ROFL

ChiefButthurt
07-01-2011, 10:00 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

Fat Elvis
07-01-2011, 10:05 PM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/CasanovaRuffin/tobias_funke.jpg

Jawshco
07-01-2011, 10:16 PM
I wouldn't pay much money for those shorts, but that's pretty freaking funny. Not nearly as disturbing as Conan in these jeggings.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/m_m_photography/5227800267/" title="conan in his pretty jeggings =) by moons_and_junes, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5004/5227800267_1c8c26277d.jpg" width="357" height="500" alt="conan in his pretty jeggings =)"></a>

KurtCobain
07-02-2011, 01:40 AM
I would never wear shorts above my knees.

Baconeater
07-02-2011, 07:09 AM
I would never wear shorts above my knees.
If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

Claynus
07-02-2011, 07:25 AM
These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are fucking glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.



http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-stone-free-board-shorts-men/3166080

Those look like something that a

A) redneck

B) teenage girl

would wear

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-02-2011, 08:23 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/CasanovaRuffin/tobias_funke.jpg

Bahaha After reading the replies to this thread, Saul put the jorts on, sobbed in the shower, and shouted THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOZENS!!!!!

JD10367
07-02-2011, 09:44 AM
I bet those would look good with that t-shirt that's airbrushed to make you look like a naked woman.

Rausch
07-02-2011, 09:45 AM
These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.


So the point is to look like the guy from Reno 911 without actually having the cutoffs?...

Rausch
07-02-2011, 09:46 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/CasanovaRuffin/tobias_funke.jpg

Agreed.

JD10367
07-02-2011, 09:52 AM
If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

When my old work jeans get holes in the knees*, I cut them to make shorts usually just above the knee so that half to three-quarters thigh is covered. Anything higher than half-thigh and people will start to wonder if you're gay.

*Yeah, I know, BJ jokes. But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.

Rausch
07-02-2011, 09:54 AM
*But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.

They all do...

JD10367
07-02-2011, 09:56 AM
They all do...

No, that's actresses, they have to kneel a lot to get the parts in a film. That's different.

Simply Red
07-02-2011, 10:08 AM
There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.

Delano
07-02-2011, 02:27 PM
There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.

I've worked so hard on these quads. I'm damn sure going to flaunt them. Just the lower part of your thighs, not the whole thing.

Simply Red
07-02-2011, 03:11 PM
I've worked so hard on these quads. I'm damn sure going to flaunt them. Just the lower part of your thighs, not the whole thing.

say what you will, Delano, but there are certain 'do's & dont's' to short's guidelines, ol' buddy.

MoreLemonPledge
07-02-2011, 03:24 PM
Why would you want someone to think you're wearing jorts?

KurtCobain
07-02-2011, 06:30 PM
If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

Then I wear some really short pants.

Simply Red
07-02-2011, 08:33 PM
Then I wear some really short pants.

HOT!

KurtCobain
07-02-2011, 08:50 PM
You would be shocked at how amazing I dress.

Easy 6
07-04-2011, 11:56 AM
When i was a teen, cutoffs were perfectly acceptable... but somewhere along the way they were annexed by Gaystonia.