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Brainiac
07-02-2011, 10:30 AM
You remember the classic Lizzie Borden poem?

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
Gave her mother forty whacks,
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

Here's my killer poem:

Casey Anthony acting wild,
Suffocates her little child,
Keeps the body in her trunk,
While partying and getting drunk.

Anybody think they can top that?

http://buzzreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Casey-Anthony-Toga-Party-Personal-Photo.jpg

Brainiac
07-02-2011, 10:32 AM
Here's another from 1995:


OJ Simpson took a knife,
Slashed and stabbed his poor ex-wife,
When he saw what he had done,
He did the same to Ron Goldman.

Rausch
07-02-2011, 10:33 AM
I'd hit it
Hot and nuts
likely best fuck ever...

JD10367
07-02-2011, 10:41 AM
Casey Anthony acting wild,
Suffocates her little child,
Keeps the body in her trunk,
While partying and getting drunk.

Anybody think they can top that?

When a child's death is sport for this place
I suggest an end to the human race
That little girl suffered and died in terror
For you to make sport is a grievous error
If it's grown-up morons, I'll gladly make fun
But when it comes to kids there's no call for a pun
If you really think it's funny to make light of this, feel free
To find yourself a car, some antifreeze, and a flaming AIDS tree

Brainiac
07-02-2011, 11:01 AM
When a child's death is sport for this place
I suggest an end to the human race
That little girl suffered and died in terror
For you to make sport is a grievous error
If it's grown-up morons, I'll gladly make fun
But when it comes to kids there's no call for a pun
If you really think it's funny to make light of this, feel free
To find yourself a car, some antifreeze, and a flaming AIDS tree
Excellent!

Brainiac
07-02-2011, 11:08 AM
I'd hit it
Hot and nuts
likely best **** ever...
That's one reason I watch the trial coverage on TV at night. Casey Anthony is one hot sociopath.

http://buzzreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Casey-Anthony-Personal-Photo-Sexy.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/110613/casey-anthony-3-300.jpg