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Count Alex's Losses
07-02-2011, 04:41 PM
A long-awaited sequel.

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Buck
07-02-2011, 04:44 PM
How the hell do you have 4 Bowe highlight tapes? He can't possibly have that many highlights.

Count Alex's Losses
07-02-2011, 04:45 PM
How the hell do you have 4 Bowe highlight tapes? He can't possibly have that many highlights.

2007, 2008, 2009, 2010

Suck it.

BigRock
07-02-2011, 04:48 PM
BOWE IV

THEY KILLED HIS FAVORITE SECOND COUSIN

BIG MISTAKE

Fritz88
07-02-2011, 04:48 PM
How the hell do you have 4 Bowe highlight tapes? He can't possibly have that many highlights.

sex it, bitch.

Fritz88
07-02-2011, 04:55 PM
At 2:47 and 3:38, some white slippery material came out of the tip of my dick. I tasted it. It was full of win.

Fritz88
07-02-2011, 04:55 PM
Every new work you produce tops the previous ones. Amazing sound track.

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-02-2011, 04:59 PM
great work

Count Alex's Losses
07-02-2011, 05:11 PM
At 2:47 and 3:38, some white slippery material came out of the tip of my dick. I tasted it. It was full of win.

3:47 is a tiny god.

BossChief
07-02-2011, 05:16 PM
Shouldn't it be 2010 highlights?

ferrarispider95
07-02-2011, 05:17 PM
Excellent work as always. What is your preferred video editor?

Count Alex's Losses
07-02-2011, 05:22 PM
Excellent work as always. What is your preferred video editor?

Camtasia Studio + Adobe After Effects

Shouldn't it be 2010 highlights?

Oops. I got Dirk on the brain.

Dave Lane
07-02-2011, 05:41 PM
So this is what football looks like.

And on another subject Clayton your video editing skills are getting commercial grade.

Groves
07-02-2011, 06:14 PM
It's great work, Clay.

Ease up on the Trapcode Shine, I beg you.

Count Alex's Losses
07-02-2011, 06:16 PM
It's great work, Clay.

Ease up on the Trapcode Shine, I beg you.

It was in there for 10 seconds. :rolleyes:

Groves
07-02-2011, 06:25 PM
It was in there for 10 seconds. :rolleyes:

Don't go all literal.

I don't care if it's CC Lightburst or Lumalight or the actual Trapcode plugin.

JUST. Ease. up.

Liked it. Keep em coming.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 06:59 PM
It's great work, Clay.

Ease up on the Trapcode Shine, I beg you.

He loves him some shine, but no one in all of the several KCC forums/boards can match the work or exceed it.

Fact.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 07:41 PM
Man, if he could just elevate it a few more degrees....

ChiefGator
07-02-2011, 08:08 PM
Awesome, awesome...

Can't wait to see Bowe and Baldwin together.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 08:21 PM
Awesome, awesome...

Can't wait to see Bowe and Baldwin together.

JB's a rook, but we should start to see the gears begin to mesh a little smoother in the passing game when you throw T-Mok in to the mix as well.

I realize our line isn't early-2000's All-World, but Cassel has a good cache of weapons now and he really needs to step it up and not waste them.

Shaid
07-02-2011, 08:41 PM
It's great work, Clay.

Ease up on the Trapcode Shine, I beg you.

It was only in there like once and it was an appropriate transition. I don't like the effect much either but it wasn't bad in this one.

Demonpenz
07-02-2011, 10:25 PM
looks like the middle of arrowhead is empty

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 10:56 PM
looks like the middle of arrowhead is empty

LMAO

How dare you besmirch the Golden Ring Of Shame, Sir!

Chocolate Hog
07-02-2011, 11:20 PM
YES!


http://i54.tinypic.com/14wpqvr.jpg

Von Dumbass
07-02-2011, 11:35 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=287111&t=o

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-02-2011, 11:44 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=287111&t=o

"Man this cherry-flavored Crisco is fucking SWEET. HIGH FIVE"!!!!

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 12:17 AM
Bowe embarrassed the Raider pass D last season. Pissed me off. He had some real sucky games against the AFCW, but not against Oakland. He was 1/5 for 13 yards against SD in that 1st game. He caught everything & more in Denver, but KC was already blown off the field. Against the Donks in Arrowhead, he went 0/3. SD then shut out KC with Bowe going 1/7 for 3 yards. But against Oakland? Fugger caught 10 of 22 for 131 yards! I hate that guy!

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:19 AM
Champ raped him in an illegaly anal manner

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2011, 12:19 AM
Bowe embarrassed the Raider pass D last season. Pissed me off. He had some real sucky games against the AFCW, but not against Oakland. He was 1/5 for 13 yards against SD in that 1st game. He caught everything & more in Denver, but KC was already blown off the field. Against the Donks in Arrowhead, he went 0/3. SD then shut out KC with Bowe going 1/7 for 3 yards. But against Oakland? Fugger caught 10 of 22 for 131 yards! I hate that guy!

Do the Raiders have any wide receivers for 2011 or are they going to go with two guys who combine for 50 catches a season again?

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:25 AM
Do the Raiders have any wide receivers for 2011 or are they going to go with two guys who combine for 50 catches a season again?

blah blah blah blah blah blah Jamaal Charles, blah blah blah Dwayne Bowe looked good one time in his four year career.

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2011, 12:26 AM
blah blah blah blah blah blah Jamaal Charles, blah blah blah Dwayne Bowe looked good one time in his four year career.

Dwayne Bowe has almost 4,000 yards in 4 years. Easily one of the best starts to a career for any wide receiver ever.

Meanwhile the Broncos have ZERO young playmakers on their offense.

Eat shit?

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 12:27 AM
Do the Raiders have any wide receivers for 2011?

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Gadzooks
07-03-2011, 12:27 AM
KnowMo's goin nuts
http://www.caseyconroy.com/images/b_illo_fright.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2011, 12:28 AM
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Hey, another 25-catch guy.

Woo!

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:29 AM
Dwayne Bowe has almost 4,000 yards in 4 years. Easily one of the best starts to a career for any wide receiver ever.

Meanwhile the Broncos have ZERO young playmakers on their offense.

Eat shit?

We have guys like Timmy Tebow and DT plus Knowshon

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1235897&t=o

Yes that is Revis Island that DT overwhelmed for a TD

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2011, 12:31 AM
We have guys like Timmy Tebow and DT plus Knowshon


Like I said...0 young playmakers.

Those guys are combined worth a bag and a half of monkey shit.

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 12:31 AM
Hey, another 25-catch guy.

Woo!

Yeah... but they're all against KC....

Messier
07-03-2011, 12:36 AM
We have guys like Timmy Tebow and DT plus Knowshon

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1235897&t=o

Yes that is Revis Island that DT overwhelmed for a TD

Hey, that's impressive! You want to post his other TD?

Gadzooks
07-03-2011, 12:38 AM
Like I said...0 young playmakers.

Those guys are combined worth a bag and a half of monkey shit.

Demaryus Thomas would have been worth 2 bags monkey shit if he didn't tear his fuckin' Achilles tendon in his first season.
Nice goin' Mary

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:39 AM
Like I said...0 young playmakers.

Those guys are combined worth a bag and a half of monkey shit.

DT and Tebow are thbe cornerstornes of the Denver Broncos franchise.

Messier
07-03-2011, 12:41 AM
DT and Tebow are thbe cornerstornes of the Denver Broncos franchise.

I'm sorry.

Chocolate Hog
07-03-2011, 12:43 AM
We have guys like Timmy Tebow and DT plus Knowshon

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1235897&t=o

Yes that is Revis Island that DT overwhelmed for a TD

The guy whos out for the year right?

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:46 AM
The guy whos out for the year right?


He can come back by October.

Chocolate Hog
07-03-2011, 12:47 AM
He can come back by October.

Alright auditions for 2012!!1!

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:47 AM
I'm sorry.

Tamba Hali, Jamaal Charles, and Casshole aren't going to lead you to a SB anytime soon.

Messier
07-03-2011, 12:52 AM
Tamba Hali, Jamaal Charles, and Casshole aren't going to lead you to a SB anytime soon.

True. It'll take a few more good to great drafts.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 12:53 AM
Like I said...0 young playmakers.

Those guys are combined worth a bag and a half of monkey shit.

LMAO

Tamba Hali, Jamaal Charles, and Casshole aren't going to lead you to a SB anytime soon.

And yet, here we sit at the top of the Division whilst Denver is where again?

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 12:56 AM
LMAO



And yet, here we sit at the top of the Division whilst Denver is where again?

Enjoy your once in a decade AFCW title. The Chargers will win the division unless Von Doom take over this year.

BossChief
07-03-2011, 12:59 AM
haha

KnowMo naming more busts as "cornerstones" is beyond comical.

KnowShon? haha
Thomas? before he hurt his foot in college, he was a very impressive player...now he has foot problems (that tend to stick around for more than just a couple years) and currently has a torn ACL. I wouldnt give a 3rd rounder for him right now. real talk.

I have to admit, Tebow had a chance to be a special player until McDaniels was fired and I said such. He has the intangibles, work ethic and drive...now I dont think he has anyone on board that can mold that all into a quality passer. Under Jon Fox, I am not the least bit worried about his development as a passer and his faults will run him out of the starting role faster than than Orton can take a shot of Whiskey.

Royal is a decent slot receiver and that's about it...TBH I think he will be a better player than Thomas.

***I wouldn't trade Bowe for any two players Denver has on offense. Clady and Royal would be close, but not quite enough.

Bowe is a total gamebreaker that is ascending...nobody on Denvers offense is that.

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 01:02 AM
Hey, that's impressive! You want to post his other TD?

Don't you remember? It was against Seattle. Best game of his career - went 8/9 for a buck & he was getting all talked up. Then nothing happened save that one play against Revis. Did better than DHB, though. Only 158 other NFL players had a better receiving season than Demaryrus last year....

Gadzooks
07-03-2011, 01:03 AM
A long-awaited sequel.

The only footage in "Bowe Show IV" against the Chargers shows him getting a 2 yard gain before getting hit by LB Shaun Phillips.
I'll assume there is zero footage against Jammer and Cason since he shriveled like a frozen nut sack when he lined up across from them.

Von Dumbass
07-03-2011, 01:03 AM
99% of Chef fans wanted Mike McCoy to be their OC. But guess what, he stayed Denver to work with Tebow

Chocolate Hog
07-03-2011, 01:07 AM
99% of Chef fans wanted Mike McCoy to be their OC. But guess what, he stayed Denver to work with Tebow

Who?

salame
07-03-2011, 01:08 AM
von doom lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BossChief
07-03-2011, 01:24 AM
99% of Chef fans wanted Mike McCoy to be their OC. But guess what, he stayed Denver to work with Tebow

Zorn > McCoy

its not even close.

Chocolate Hog
07-03-2011, 01:26 AM
Zorn isn't the OC bruh

BossChief
07-03-2011, 01:31 AM
Zorn isn't the OC bruh

Didnt say he was.

It wouldnt matter who the OC is on KC....Haley is gonna call the plays, we were looking for a guy to specifically work with Cassel and Stanzi.

I do know that Haley wanted McCoy as the OC, but I bet him not having the ability to call plays was the kicker for why he went back to Denver.

haha

"he came back to work with Tebow"

BigRock
07-03-2011, 01:34 AM
I'll assume there is zero footage against Jammer and Cason since he shriveled like a frozen nut sack when he lined up across from them.

Maybe he got distracted trying to remember which one of them he almost put 200 yards on a few years ago, since all your worthless first-round corners look alike.

Chocolate Hog
07-03-2011, 01:34 AM
We should have hired that Martinez dude.

BossChief
07-03-2011, 01:37 AM
I bet this time next year Zorn will be the OC and Sirianni will be the QB coach and Muir retires.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 01:43 AM
I bet this time next year Zorn will be the OC and Sirianni will be the QB coach and Muir retires.

May your prediction come oh-so true!

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2011, 01:49 AM
The only footage in "Bowe Show IV" against the Chargers shows him getting a 2 yard gain before getting hit by LB Shaun Phillips.
I'll assume there is zero footage against Jammer and Cason since he shriveled like a frozen nut sack when he lined up across from them.

Give me a break.

Game 1: Constant Rain
Game 2: Brodie Croyle

Gadzooks
07-03-2011, 01:53 AM
Give me a break.

Game 1: Constant Rain
Game 2: Brodie Croyle

We'll wait till next season again.:evil:

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 01:54 AM
We'll wait till next season again.:evil:

Dude, we are seriously taking over and will own you.

BossChief
07-03-2011, 02:32 AM
I bet BaldWIN just destroys opposing #2s until teams start to put their #1 on him and then Bowe starts raping.

He catches everything and will be a trusted target of Cassel pretty quickly, similarly to how much Cassel trusted Moeaki right away.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 02:38 AM
I bet BaldWIN just destroys opposing #2s until teams start to put their #1 on him and then Bowe starts raping.

He catches everything and will be a trusted target of Cassel pretty quickly, similarly to how much Cassel trusted Moeaki right away.

I posted elsewhere that Cassel has weapons o' plenty now. It's time to step in to his role and get it the fuck done. If you can't trust your line, then you'd better trust the three legit guys you can throw to.

If Zorn can't turn this guy around, it's time to move the fuck on.

Rausch
07-03-2011, 08:24 AM
I posted elsewhere that Cassel has weapons o' plenty now. It's time to step in to his role and get it the **** done. If you can't trust your line, then you'd better trust the three legit guys you can throw to.

If Zorn can't turn this guy around, it's time to move the **** on.

I can't say that putting Casshole into the hands of Haley/Muir inspires a lot of confidence...

Three7s
07-03-2011, 09:10 AM
We have guys like Timmy Tebow and DT plus Knowshon

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1235897&t=o

Yes that is Revis Island that DT overwhelmed for a TD
Really? This group of losers? Man, you really are insane. Let's break it down by position.

Tim Tebow vs Matt Cassel

I hate Matt Cassel, but even he's better than Tim Tebow and it's no contest.

Dwayne Bowe vs DT

Come on, really? Was DT in the probowl? Didn't think so.

Jamaal Charles vs Knowshon Moreno

HAHAHAA, yeah right.

milkman
07-03-2011, 09:15 AM
I posted elsewhere that Cassel has weapons o' plenty now. It's time to step in to his role and get it the **** done. If you can't trust your line, then you'd better trust the three legit guys you can throw to.

If Zorn can't turn this guy around, it's time to move the **** on.

This lockout hurts Cassel more than any single player.
If he was to continue to progress, he needed this offseason to work with Zorn to really allow the mechanics and understanding of reads to really take hold.

But on second thought, it hurts TeBow even more.
He has far further to go than Cassel.

I can't say that putting Casshole into the hands of Haley/Muir inspires a lot of confidence...

Ever hear of Jim Zorn?

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-03-2011, 11:13 AM
DT and Tebow are thbe cornerstornes of the Denver Broncos franchise.

DT is dead fuckface. Please quit calling the gimp by that name.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 12:19 PM
DT is dead fuckface. Please quit calling the gimp by that name.

This.

DBOSHO
07-03-2011, 12:49 PM
Only Knomo could talk shit to a division champ when his team drafted 2nd.

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 07:52 PM
I hate Matt Cassel, but even he's better than Tim Tebow and it's no contest.

Dang, ChiefsFanz are so rude - just cuz its your board you come up with this kinda stuff. That's totally not a fair comparison & you know it. Cassel is an NFL quarterback. Tebow is just some guy with a lotta guts & a will to win that Denver hopes can eventually be taught to be an NFL QB. First see if he can eventually learn to do his job & then make a comparison...

Only Knomo could talk shit to a division champ when his team drafted 2nd.

Don't sell Raiderfans short, dude....

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 07:54 PM
Dang, ChiefsFanz are so rude - just cuz its your board you come up with this kinda stuff. That's totally not a fair comparison & you know it. Cassel is an NFL quarterback. Tebow is just some guy with a lotta guts & a will to win that Denver hopes can eventually be taught to be an NFL QB. First see if he can eventually learn to do his job & then make a comparison...


Don't sell Raiderfans short, dude....

EAT TEH SHITZ YOU FAIDERZ FANZ; WE WILLZ HYPERBOLEEZ AS MUCH AZ WE WANTZ TOOO!!!!!

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-03-2011, 07:58 PM
We have guys like Timmy Tebow and DT

Tebow resurrected Derrick Thomas? AND had him sign with Denver?


His ascension is complete

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 08:00 PM
EAT TEH SHITZ YOU FAIDERZ FANZ; WE WILLZ HYPERBOLEEZ AS MUCH AZ WE WANTZ TOOO!!!!!

http://swifferbroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Sweep-Broom.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2011, 08:01 PM
http://swifferbroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Sweep-Broom.jpg

You convicts practice the art of cleaning outside of CO coercion?

Impressed I am.

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 08:12 PM
You convicts practice the art of cleaning outside of CO coercion? Impressed I am.

No, no... its a metaphor, silly! You know like when your team wins every game in its division? You Chiefsfans also posted broom pics when you swept the div.... oh, wait a minute. Never mind....

Chocolate Hog
07-03-2011, 08:13 PM
http://swifferbroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Sweep-Broom.jpg

Congrats



http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/education/3rd_place_barnstar_T.png

Mr. Arrowhead
07-03-2011, 10:39 PM
No, no... its a metaphor, silly! You know like when your team wins every game in its division? You Chiefsfans also posted broom pics when you swept the div.... oh, wait a minute. Never mind....

Yea you guys swept the division and still took 3rd ROFL

Ugly Duck
07-03-2011, 10:47 PM
Yea you guys swept the division and still took 3rd ROFL

Hey... it was still better than shouting "Tim Tebow is a quarterback!" from the cellar...

SNR
07-03-2011, 11:27 PM
Hey... it was still better than shouting "Tim Tebow is a quarterback!" from the cellar...Shhh! He can hear you!

Count Alex's Losses
07-05-2011, 09:39 PM
Hey... it was still better than shouting "Tim Tebow is a quarterback!" from the cellar...

Tim Tebow would suck even if he was throwing to Bowe.

Count Alex's Losses
07-09-2011, 11:59 PM
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/117/f/c/enraptured_meme_face_by_rickmaniacforever-d3ezy5z.jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261677_231645373525048_116476271708626_800798_7925918_n.jpg

And looks like he's staying fit.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/268274_189655634422178_111328205588255_472137_329323_n.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-10-2011, 12:07 AM
Wow. Is it just me, or can you see some maturity in his face and stance now?

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-10-2011, 12:07 AM
He seriously looks like the most legit motherfucker in that entire picture.

Count Alex's Losses
07-10-2011, 12:12 AM
He looks confident and sure.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-10-2011, 12:16 AM
He looks confident and sure.

He looks ready to move to the next level.

Shaid
07-10-2011, 12:20 AM
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/117/f/c/enraptured_meme_face_by_rickmaniacforever-d3ezy5z.jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261677_231645373525048_116476271708626_800798_7925918_n.jpg

And looks like he's staying fit.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/268274_189655634422178_111328205588255_472137_329323_n.jpg

That's badass.

4th and Long
07-10-2011, 12:25 AM
No, no... its a metaphor, silly! You know like when your team wins every game in its division? You Chiefsfans also posted broom pics when you swept the div.... oh, wait a minute. Never mind....
If memory serves, we still own Oakland with a 54-46-2 (.539) record. We own them both home (28-21-1) and away (26-25-1). We even own them in the post season (2-1).

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-10-2011, 12:31 AM
If memory serves, we still own Oakland with a 54-46-2 (.539) record. We own them both home (28-21-1) and away (26-25-1). We even own them in the post season (2-1).

I'm absolutely smoking with hate to see Oakland again. Their petty, lucky, fly-by-night bullshit is about to get stomped like a mouthful of teeth on a street curb.

4th and Long
07-10-2011, 12:39 AM
I'm absolutely smoking with hate to see Oakland again. Their petty, lucky, fly-by-night bullshit is about to get stomped like a mouthful of teeth on a street curb.
I'm in.