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Rain Man
07-04-2011, 06:03 PM
otter:


Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets

Backup bowie knife

Prep time: 74 seconds



pawnmower:


English longbow and 6 arrows

No backup weapon

Prep time: 118 seconds



Venue:

Classic desert terrain

Starting distance: 4,692 feet

Claynus
07-04-2011, 06:06 PM
With no cover, pawnmower is screwed.

Especially since he's more likely to shoot first. Once he's shot six arrows he's dead.

Baconeater
07-04-2011, 06:07 PM
Pwnmowered.

SNR
07-04-2011, 06:25 PM
Unless Otter has the accuracy of Matt Cassel, then Pawnmower is screwed. Maybe that's why Pawn likes him so much

KurtCobain
07-04-2011, 06:34 PM
Yeah pawn has no chance in this one.

Gadzooks
07-04-2011, 06:37 PM
Wouldn't 50 bullets be spent the first time you pull the trigger on a gatling gun?!?

Saul Good
07-04-2011, 06:37 PM
Unless otter can win this match after trailing by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter when the running game has been shut down, I still think he's a piece of shit gladiator.

chefsos
07-04-2011, 06:48 PM
Not so fast. Anyone know the effective distance of a longbow? And is it day or night? They're almost a mile apart, so there's plenty of time for sneaking up on someone in the dark.

Claynus
07-04-2011, 06:51 PM
Not so fast. Anyone know the effective distance of a longbow? And is it day or night? They're almost a mile apart, so there's plenty of time for sneaking up on someone in the dark.

Doesn't matter. No one on Chiefsplanet can shoot an english longbow with accuracy, especially against a moving target.

chefsos
07-04-2011, 06:53 PM
Doesn't matter. No one on Chiefsplanet can shoot an english longbow with accuracy, especially against a moving target.How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?

SNR
07-04-2011, 06:55 PM
How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?Doesn't have to drag the gun around. Can just leave it stationery.

Pawnmower doesn't have a knife, so if Otter can dodge a few arrows, he's sit to make a kill

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-04-2011, 06:55 PM
Jeez, why not give pawn a tree branch and some pea-gravel?

Winner:

Otter.

Plus, Otter is a north country hunter anyway.

Sorry Pawn; you get pwned.

Otter
07-04-2011, 07:04 PM
You would have a chance if we weren't desert terrain Pawnmower. I'm sorry, I shall kill you quickly and tell your family like died like a hero.

Claynus
07-04-2011, 07:07 PM
How fast is Otter gonna drag a gatling gun around?

Doesn't matter. I'm willing to bet no one on Chiefsplanet could hit a target with an english longbow from any further than 20 feet.

MIAdragon
07-04-2011, 07:13 PM
With no cover, pawnmower is screwed.

Especially since he's more likely to shoot first. Once he's shot six arrows he's dead.

Hell no, it would take all of 10 steps to move out of the the guns path. He can hand crank the thing and turn it. I think pawnmower darts around then spikes otter in the noggin.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-04-2011, 08:02 PM
Let me guess, Pawnmower is a real life expert with the bow like everyone else has been so far with the weapon they recieve ROFL

SNR
07-04-2011, 10:16 PM
Let me guess, Pawnmower is a real life expert with the bow like everyone else has been so far with the weapon they recieve ROFL
Better that than being a real-life expert on applying paralyzing lotion :huh:

Pawnmower
07-05-2011, 02:21 AM
fuck this game i quit


bastards


at least i should get a saving throw

Pawnmower
07-05-2011, 02:23 AM
You would have a chance if we weren't desert terrain Pawnmower. I'm sorry, I shall kill you quickly and tell your family like died like a hero.

you are a gentleman


i only wish i couldve had my strap on dildo or other items i SPECIFICALLY FUCKING REQUESTED.

i want my money back

loochy
07-05-2011, 08:39 AM
Wouldn't 50 bullets be spent the first time you pull the trigger on a gatling gun?!?

It's a civil war gatling gun. It fires as fast as you turn the crank. You can fire 1 bullet or many bullets.

Steron
07-05-2011, 08:51 AM
The range of a the Gatling gun is about 1800 feet. The starting distance negates the initial advantage. Not to mention it is mounted on wheels with a limited range of side to side motion. pawnmower could just continually circle and close in for the kill with the bow. I am going against conventional wisdom and going against the gun.

Pawnmower
07-05-2011, 10:16 AM
i got this

Gadzooks
07-05-2011, 11:12 AM
It's a civil war gatling gun. It fires as fast as you turn the crank. You can fire 1 bullet or many bullets.

But in Red Dead, as soon as John Marston cranks it a little bit a 100 bullets come flying out!!!

Rain Man
07-05-2011, 06:04 PM
Otter with the win, since no rebel surgeons were available to amputate pawnmower's shot-up parts.