KILLER_CLOWN
07-18-2011, 12:23 PM
Monday, July 18th, 2011
I’m currently working on a story about a pot raid in which the cops emptied a woman’s “lady drawer” onto her bed, lined up her sex toys, took a photo, then mocked her for what they found. That’s only a small part of the story. But it’s a weird part.
As it turns out, there’s also a Facebook group dedicated to cops’ fascination with the sex toys they find on drug raids.
When Oakland County Narcotics Enforcement Team raided several businesses and homes in August they confiscated guns, cash, a computer, business records from the safe and filing cabinet, and at least one vibrating dildo out of the one of the victims bedrooms.
Cannabis Attorney Matt Abel relayed a similar situation with one of his clients, victims of a drug raid who had personal items taken by the SWAT team. Matt’s take on it is that the Narcotics Officers hope the victims won’t go to trial for fear their highly private devises will be publicly displayed.
“What do they think?” he asks, “that the vibrators were used in a crime? Used to transport drugs? Bought with drug money?’
Well folks, I figure it’s likely that those fellas at Oakland County Narcotics Enforcement just need a little more love in their life. Perhaps a cup of hot tea, a good friend that listens unconditionally, and more dildos might assist in elevating their compassion level.
That’s why we’re starting the Dildos For Justice Campaign.
Also, an oldie but goodie:
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If only it hadn't been live. LMAO
http://www.theagitator.com/2011/07/18/dildos-for-justice/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+radleybalko+%28The+Agitator%29
I’m currently working on a story about a pot raid in which the cops emptied a woman’s “lady drawer” onto her bed, lined up her sex toys, took a photo, then mocked her for what they found. That’s only a small part of the story. But it’s a weird part.
As it turns out, there’s also a Facebook group dedicated to cops’ fascination with the sex toys they find on drug raids.
When Oakland County Narcotics Enforcement Team raided several businesses and homes in August they confiscated guns, cash, a computer, business records from the safe and filing cabinet, and at least one vibrating dildo out of the one of the victims bedrooms.
Cannabis Attorney Matt Abel relayed a similar situation with one of his clients, victims of a drug raid who had personal items taken by the SWAT team. Matt’s take on it is that the Narcotics Officers hope the victims won’t go to trial for fear their highly private devises will be publicly displayed.
“What do they think?” he asks, “that the vibrators were used in a crime? Used to transport drugs? Bought with drug money?’
Well folks, I figure it’s likely that those fellas at Oakland County Narcotics Enforcement just need a little more love in their life. Perhaps a cup of hot tea, a good friend that listens unconditionally, and more dildos might assist in elevating their compassion level.
That’s why we’re starting the Dildos For Justice Campaign.
Also, an oldie but goodie:
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If only it hadn't been live. LMAO
http://www.theagitator.com/2011/07/18/dildos-for-justice/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+radleybalko+%28The+Agitator%29