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Saul Good
07-20-2011, 09:31 AM
Fuck, Marry, and Kill

I will name 3 people. You have to pick which one you will fuck, which one you will marry, and which one you would kill.

After answering, post your own list.

Casey Anthony
Hillary Clinton
Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom)

Fried Meat Ball!
07-20-2011, 09:32 AM
I was going to play, but now I don't want to.

notorious
07-20-2011, 09:35 AM
This game is as fun as taking a dump after eating a jar of Jabenaros.

QuikSsurfer
07-20-2011, 09:37 AM
Always known this game as "fuck, truck, or marry"

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:37 AM
Fuck: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

Rooster
07-20-2011, 09:38 AM
****: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

This is mine too.

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 09:38 AM
****: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

This

Sofa King
07-20-2011, 09:40 AM
****: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

Aren't you supposed to name 3 more or are we all going to do the same 3?

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 09:40 AM
****: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

Where's your list?

Sofa King
07-20-2011, 09:40 AM
Fuck Casey

Kill Hillary- I'd be given medals for this.

Marry octomom by default.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:41 AM
Aren't you supposed to name 3 more or are we all going to do the same 3?

Oh..you're right...Ok....

tooge
07-20-2011, 09:44 AM
I'm gonna make this real easy for ya.
Fuck Casey Anthony, then kill her
Marry Hillary, then kill her
since i've already done all three choices, I'm not getting involved with octomom

loochy
07-20-2011, 09:45 AM
Fuck: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

You stole mine.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:45 AM
****: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Sarah Palin

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 09:46 AM
Lindsay Soto,Alex Flanagan,Michelle Beisner


Now here is a tuff list.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:46 AM
**** Casey

Kill Hillary- I'd be given medals for this.

Marry octomom by default.

Fuck that. You really wanna take on 8 kids and a fat bitch? Not me, man. No Way. .

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 09:47 AM
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Sarah Palin

Fuck-ellen make her like the dick
Kill-whoopi
Marry-SARAH

tooge
07-20-2011, 09:48 AM
so far i really just want to kill all the choices I've seen. Wouldn't mind fucking Sarah Palin before I killed her though

notorious
07-20-2011, 09:48 AM
**** Casey

Kill Hillary- I'd be given medals for this.

Marry octomom by default.

8 Fucking Kids?


Fuck Casey

Marry Hillary

Kill Myself.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:48 AM
****-ellen make her like the dick
Kill-whoopi
Marry-SARAH

Same here.

SuperChief
07-20-2011, 09:49 AM
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Sarah Palin

**** Sarah Palin
Marry Ellen Degeneres
Kill Whoopi Goldberg

Also:

**** Octomom
Marry Casey Anthony (think of all those book/movie deal duckets she's due for)
Kill Clinton

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:49 AM
Lindsay Soto,Alex Flanagan,Michelle Beisner


Now here is a tuff list.

You can't lose with this list. Might as well pick 'em out of a hat.

The Bad Guy
07-20-2011, 09:50 AM
**** Casey

Kill Hillary- I'd be given medals for this.

Marry octomom by default.

You'd want to take on 8 kids? Good fucking lord.

BigCatDaddy
07-20-2011, 09:51 AM
What's green and smells like bacon?

The Bad Guy
07-20-2011, 09:51 AM
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Sarah Palin

F Sarah. You know she's fucking batshit crazy in the sack
Marry Ellen. She's loaded and has a pretty good looking girlfriend.
Kill Whoppi.

SuperChief
07-20-2011, 09:55 AM
F Sarah. You know she's ****ing batshit crazy in the sack
Marry Ellen. She's loaded and has a pretty good looking girlfriend.
Kill Whoppi.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51e3atzjhyL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 09:58 AM
Ok ok here's a tough one.

Diane Sawyer
Barbra Walters
Barbra Boxer

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 10:02 AM
Ok ok here's a tough one.

Diane Sawyer
Barbra Walters
Barbra Boxer

Fuck Sawyer
Marry Walters (old and rich)
Kill Boxer


How about

Luv
Badgirl
Kirstie Tynes

notorious
07-20-2011, 10:04 AM
**** Sawyer
Marry Walters (old and rich)
Kill Boxer


How about

Luv
Badgirl
Kirstie Tynes

This is the very definition of thread "Burst".

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:04 AM
**** Sawyer
Marry Walters (old and rich)
Kill Boxer


How about

Luv
Badgirl
Kirstie Tynes

Hrmmm...any pics or stats on Badgirl? Ima need more information on this one.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:07 AM
Oh...that's right. Badgirl is the one who wouldn't blow the lawn boy.

****: Luv
Marry: Kirstie Tynes (assuming that I get to fucke her regularly)
Kill: Badgirl

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 10:07 AM
Hrmmm...any pics or stats on Badgirl? Ima need more information on this one.

There are pictures of all 3 on this site, but I'm on a mobile. Little help here?

notorious
07-20-2011, 10:08 AM
Fuck Tynes
Marry Luv
Kill Badgirl (No offense)

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:11 AM
There are pictures of all 3 on this site, but I'm on a mobile. Little help here?

Damn...can u point me in the right direction?

tooge
07-20-2011, 10:11 AM
I need some more info. Luv, how are you at makin sammiches?

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:14 AM
Well i just found a pic of Badgirl. She is a GILF, but knowing that she doesn't blow is a bit discouraging.

SuperChief
07-20-2011, 10:15 AM
I need some more info. Luv, how are you at makin sammiches?

Being a woman on CP, I'm going to go ahead and assume she's the Lake Dawson of sammich making.

vailpass
07-20-2011, 10:15 AM
F-Casey Anthony
M-Hillary
K-Octomom

this one was easy

tooge
07-20-2011, 10:16 AM
Being a woman on CP, I'm going to go ahead and assume she's the Lake Dawson of sammich making.

gonna have to kill her then.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:16 AM
F-Casey Anthony
M-Hillary
K-Octomom

this one was easy

You're way behind dude.

tooge
07-20-2011, 10:17 AM
Well i just found a pic of Badgirl. She is a GILF, but knowing that she doesn't blow is a bit discouraging.

where is that pic?

vailpass
07-20-2011, 10:18 AM
You're way behind dude.

Not touching the planet women question with a ten foot pole. Though if I did
F-Badgirl
M-Luv
K-obnoxious one

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 10:18 AM
Well i just found a pic of Badgirl. She is a GILF, but knowing that she doesn't blow is a bit discouraging.

They still make them?

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:20 AM
where is that pic?

I found a pic in here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227042

But there must be more around here somewhere...

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:21 AM
Not touching the planet women question with a ten foot pole. Though if I did
F-Badgirl
M-Luv
K-obnoxious one

Say Whaaa??? you'd Kill Kirstie? I'd think you'd at least wanna fuck her first.

vailpass
07-20-2011, 10:21 AM
I found a pic in here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227042

But there must be more around here somewhere...

Aw shit I was thinking of KC Cutie or whoever the chick is that posted her chesticle augmentation pics here.

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 10:22 AM
Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Abby Wombach

vailpass
07-20-2011, 10:22 AM
Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Abby Wombach

K & vomit
K & vomit
Who?

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 10:22 AM
F serena
K venus
M abby

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 10:23 AM
Say Whaaa??? you'd Kill Kirstie? I'd think you'd at least wanna **** her first.

...or at least right after.

Detoxing
07-20-2011, 10:23 AM
Aw shit I was thinking of KC Cutie or whoever the chick is that posted her chesticle augmentation pics here.

Wait, what? Link?

vailpass
07-20-2011, 10:24 AM
Say Whaaa??? you'd Kill Kirstie? I'd think you'd at least wanna **** her first.

Not once I heard her talk (post).
I live in Scottsdale, see better than her wiping ashtrays in back alley of the bar.

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 10:25 AM
Janet Reno
Rosie O’Donnell
Kelly Osbourne

Rooster
07-20-2011, 10:27 AM
How about

Luv
Badgirl
Kirstie Tynes

LMAOLMAO This will end well.

HotRoute
07-20-2011, 10:43 AM
F - Kelly Osbourne (she's not as bad as the others)
M - Janet Reno (she's probably gonna die soon)
K- Rosie O’Donnell (slow painful death to her)

Deberg_1990
07-20-2011, 10:45 AM
Sarah Palin
Courtney Stodden
Nancy Pelosi

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 10:48 AM
F courtney
M sarah
K pelosi

Lady Gaga
Cher
Madonna

milkman
07-20-2011, 10:50 AM
Please.
Please.
Please.


End the lockout.

I can't take anymore of this.

vailpass
07-20-2011, 10:52 AM
F courtney
M sarah
K pelosi

Lady Gaga
Cher
Madonna

K
F
M

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 10:58 AM
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Brittney spears

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-20-2011, 10:59 AM
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Brittney spears

all win

tooge
07-20-2011, 11:02 AM
Saul, I'd like to kill you for starting this thread. I suppose I could rip off your head and skull fuck you to death, but I'm not marrying you. Dammit Saul.

stevieray
07-20-2011, 11:03 AM
f...my life.
m..quite contrary
k...bill

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 04:16 PM
I'd
F Lindsey
M Brit
K Paris

Just Passin' By
07-20-2011, 04:25 PM
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Brittney spears

**** Lindsey (Probably great for one time in the sack)
Marry Paris ($$$$)
Kill Britney (performing service for mankind)


Margaret Cho
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse

Saul Good
07-20-2011, 04:44 PM
Paris has the herp, and Brit is rich enough for me.

listopencil
07-20-2011, 04:46 PM
**** Tynes
Marry Luv
Kill Badgirl (No offense)


This.

Delano
07-20-2011, 04:55 PM
Wait, what? Link?

Close enough.. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/album.php?albumid=7&pictureid=813)

Delano
07-20-2011, 04:58 PM
Oh, and Toto, Lassie, Marmaduke.

4th and Long
07-20-2011, 05:00 PM
**** Lindsey (Probably great for one time in the sack)
Marry Paris ($$$$)
Kill Britney (performing service for mankind)
There's a slight flaw in your theory.

12-26-07 06

The future fortune of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress, has taken a hit after her grandfather said that he would give 97 per cent of his $2.3 billion (1.15 billion) wealth to charity.

Barron Hilton, 80, whose father Conrad founded the Hilton Hotel chain in 1919, will donate most of his fortune to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation. Only three per cent - $69 million - will be left to his heirs.

He has eight children and 23 grandchildren.

Paris, who had stood to inherit an estimated $100 million, will now receive about $5 million after tax.

Which she'll use to buy nose candy and be broken within a year.

4th and Long
07-20-2011, 05:03 PM
This.
That. *nod nod nod*

Just Passin' By
07-20-2011, 05:04 PM
There's a slight flaw in your theory.

12-26-07 06

The future fortune of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress, has taken a hit after her grandfather said that he would give 97 per cent of his $2.3 billion (1.15 billion) wealth to charity.

Barron Hilton, 80, whose father Conrad founded the Hilton Hotel chain in 1919, will donate most of his fortune to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation. Only three per cent - $69 million - will be left to his heirs.

He has eight children and 23 grandchildren.

Paris, who had stood to inherit an estimated $100 million, will now receive about $5 million after tax.

Which she'll use to buy nose candy and be broken within a year.

Britney's going to end up bankrupt, too. At least with Paris, it's possible that the will can be changed.

4th and Long
07-20-2011, 05:12 PM
Britney's going to end up bankrupt, too. At least with Paris, it's possible that the will can be changed.
Yeeeeeeah ... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ...

And my wife, .... uhhhhhhhhhh ... she's rich! That's right! My wife, ... uhhhhhh ... Morgan Fairchild!!! (whom I've seen naked!)

http://snl.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1985-11-16-15.jpg

Rain Man
07-20-2011, 09:26 PM
Margaret Cho
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse

F Winehouse
M Cho
K Love


Nicole Kidman
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry

KurtCobain
07-20-2011, 09:31 PM
**** Lindsey (Probably great for one time in the sack)
Marry Paris ($$$$)
Kill Britney (performing service for mankind)


Margaret Cho
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse

Don't marry courtney love no matter what you do!

Kill cho
fuck my whore wife
marry britney


Bristol Palin
Kristen Stewart
Rosanne Barr

CosmicPal
07-20-2011, 09:40 PM
Don't marry courtney love no matter what you do!

Kill cho
**** my whore wife
marry britney


Bristol Palin
Kristen Stewart
Rosanne Barr

M Kristen Stewart
F Bristol Palin
K Rosanne Barr

Casey Anthony
Jennifer Anniston
Meryl Streep

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-20-2011, 10:00 PM
Sarah Palin
Courtney Stodden
Nancy Pelosi

Kill Full-Bundy
Fuck like a banshee
Marry for money.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-20-2011, 10:00 PM
Don't marry courtney love no matter what you do!

Kill cho
fuck my whore wife
marry britney


Bristol Palin
Kristen Stewart
Rosanne Barr

LMAO

ThatRaceCardGuy
07-20-2011, 10:33 PM
Do I get to call an audible on one of these chicks ?

Okie_Apparition
07-20-2011, 10:43 PM
You have to pop a butt pimple after every stroke

Saul Good
07-21-2011, 09:26 PM
How did Lumpy not make it into this list?

I think a chick needs to do an FMK list for the other chicks...no homo.

KurtCobain
07-21-2011, 09:32 PM
lumpy
jilly
rednfiesty

Bump
07-21-2011, 10:29 PM
Casey Anthony - kill
Hillary Clinton - marry (for the money)
Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) - fuck

4th and Long
07-21-2011, 10:31 PM
lumpy
jilly
rednfiesty
No photographs to rely upon.
Posted via Mobile Device

Demonpenz
07-21-2011, 10:35 PM
Jeff Blauser
Ron Karkavice
chico lind

Bump
07-21-2011, 10:38 PM
lumpy
jilly
rednfiesty

no clue what any of them look like

Demonpenz
07-21-2011, 10:43 PM
no clue what any of them look likemmm

KurtCobain
07-21-2011, 10:48 PM
No photographs to rely upon.
Posted via Mobile Device

Some posters know what they look like. Red has pics in her profile, jilly used to and lumpy used to, also.

Saul Good
07-21-2011, 10:48 PM
So THAT'S. Why they call her "Lumpy".

K rnf
F jilly
M lumpy

Gmimsb* Gonzo


*get murdered in my sleep by

KurtCobain
07-21-2011, 10:58 PM
This is more like Red, penz.

Demonpenz
07-21-2011, 10:59 PM
you forgot the halo

Demonpenz
07-21-2011, 11:02 PM
dss

4th and Long
07-22-2011, 01:04 PM
Some posters know what they look like. Red has pics in her profile, jilly used to and lumpy used to, also.
Too time constrained to look. You can do the work for me and post 'em here.

Gonzo
07-23-2011, 07:39 PM
dss

LMAO

I've F'd and M'd lumpy... Now I know what's left. Bitch! Make me a sammich.
Posted via Mobile Device

4th and Long
07-23-2011, 09:47 PM
LMAO

I've F'd and M'd lumpy... Now I know what's left. Bitch! Make me a sammich.
Posted via Mobile Device
Guess who's humping their fist tonight? :p
Posted via Mobile Device

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-24-2011, 08:10 PM
LMAO

I've F'd and M'd lumpy... Now I know what's left. Bitch! Make me a sammich.
Posted via Mobile Device

You be nice to that good woman.:p

Lumpy
07-25-2011, 02:00 PM
mmm

JFC!

You forgot my nips and, um, the carpet matches the drapes, there sport! ;)

FFS, people, get this shit right!! LMAO

4th and Long
07-25-2011, 02:39 PM
JFC!

You forgot my nips and, um, the carpet matches the drapes, there sport! ;)

FFS, people, get this shit right!! LMAO
There's carpet? Bummer. Looks like we'll have chip in and buy your old man a box of toothpicks when his birthday rolls around. :p
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Lumpy
07-25-2011, 02:48 PM
There's carpet? Bummer. Looks like we'll have chip in and buy your old man a box of toothpicks when his birthday rolls around. :p
Posted via Mobile Device

Not... going... to... comment. ROFL

Gonzo
07-25-2011, 03:58 PM
Landing strip, ftw!
Posted via Mobile Device

Ecto-I
07-25-2011, 05:18 PM
**** Lindsey (Probably great for one time in the sack)
Marry Paris ($$$$)
Kill Britney (performing service for mankind)


Margaret Cho
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse

Somebody is taking this game a little too seriously. If Margaret Cho gets married anytime soon, that hubby is gonna have some serious questions to answer!