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Okie_Apparition
08-04-2011, 06:59 AM
A concept
First, everything before 8/4/11 at 7AM is the past & shall remain there. This is an easy access file for dumbassery of the future

Okie_Apparition
08-04-2011, 07:02 AM
KnowMo qoutes may dominate this thread, I fear. If it doesn't fade into nothingness

4th and Long
08-04-2011, 12:25 PM
You want accountability? Fine. I'll be accountable for a terrible secret I've been hiding for years and to hell with the consequences.

Colonel Mustard is innocent.

It was me all along.

I did it.

I killed Mrs. Peacock in the study with the candlestick. That bitch.

I'm sorry for any pain I may have caused you, Colonel Mustard.

Okie_Apparition
08-04-2011, 12:27 PM
Double jeopardy doesn't count in Milton Bradley. OFF WITH HIS HEAD

tooge
08-04-2011, 12:27 PM
You want accountability? Fine. I'll be accountable for a terrible secret I've been hiding for years and to hell with the consequences.

Colonel Mustard is innocent.

It was me all along.

I did it.

I killed Mrs. Peacock in the study with the candlestick. That bitch.

I'm sorry for any pain I may have caused you, Colonel Mustard.

Ok, I confess. Right before you killed her? I nailed the shit out of her in the Library.

OnTheWarpath58
08-04-2011, 12:28 PM
Ok, I confess. Right before you killed her? I nailed the shit out of her in the Library.

Did you PIIHB?

4th and Long
08-04-2011, 12:29 PM
Ok, I confess. Right before you killed her? I nailed the shit out of her in the Library.
That explains why the damn candlestick was so slippery. Thanks a lot, asshole.

tooge
08-04-2011, 12:30 PM
Did you PIIHB?

The rope. I stuck the rope up her butt. But the rope had these little golf ball sized things about every 3 inches. WTF, I always thought it was a noose.

4th and Long
08-04-2011, 12:31 PM
Double jeopardy doesn't count in Milton Bradley. OFF WITH HIS HEAD
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Okie_Apparition
08-04-2011, 12:33 PM
There will never be complete accountability, we hope

4th and Long
08-04-2011, 12:35 PM
There will never be complete accountability, we hope
In that case, I take "partial" accountability for reviving your 2 post thread that had fallen off the front page.

Okie_Apparition
08-04-2011, 12:36 PM
Obamacare check in the mail

MOhillbilly
08-04-2011, 01:05 PM
i killied a man just to watch him die.

Pawnmower
08-04-2011, 01:08 PM
I am a true fan. A TRUE FAN.


I am proud of it, and no longer will true fans need to fear remaining in the darkness.

Come at me bro.

4th and Long
08-04-2011, 01:29 PM
i killied a man just to watch him die.
Excuse me, Mr. hillbilly, I'm Detective Long. Have you ever been in or near Reno?

Okie_Apparition
08-04-2011, 08:13 PM
2011 TC thread #282

McCluster will touch the ball less than 50 times on offense this year...

#324

:LOL::LOL:

0 reports of McBuster doing that.

He's still 170 lbs soaking wet....just forget about him doing anything of note this year.

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 08:17 PM
My penis is tiny.

Extra Point
08-04-2011, 08:41 PM
My penis is tiny.

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Extra Point
08-04-2011, 09:20 PM
My penis is tiny.
This make you feel any better?
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Buck
08-04-2011, 09:59 PM
Chiefs will not win the division this year.
Posted via Mobile Device

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-05-2011, 03:44 PM
"I will nevar post in this thread"

-Mo' Kessel

Okie_Apparition
08-13-2011, 02:23 PM
8/13/11
post#18

1 Sep 12 OAK @ DEN- W Denver hasn't opened at home in years. And it's on MNF no way we lose this.

2 Sep 18 CIN @ DEN W Cinci is the worst team in the NFL

3 Sep 25 DEN @ TEN W We beat them last year and we will beat them again

4 Oct 02 DEN @ GB L Even if we were at home we wouldn't stand a chance

5 Oct 09 SD @ DEN W I'm 50/50 on this, we are at home and the Chargers typically start slow.... The Chargers have had our number over the past 4 or 5 years though.

6 Bye

7 Oct 23 DEN @ MIA W The heat gives them a big advantage to bad for them this game is in October and Denver is better.

8 Oct 30 DET @ DEN L Suh vs Walton and Beadles? Plus Detroit could shock some people

9 Nov 06 DEN @ OAK W The Raiders are in all out quit mode by now and they will give us this game with dumb penalties.

10 Nov 13 DEN @ KC L I'm 50/50 on this one. Chiefs are at home but they are only good at home in December.... I'll give you guys a win.

11 Nov 17 NYJ @ DEN W Monday Night Football at Mile High, enough said.

12 Nov 27 DEN @ SD L We can't beat them in SD

13 Dec 04 DEN @ MIN W We are just the better team at this juncture.

14 Dec 11 CHI @ DEN W This game will be flexed for Sunday Night Football. Jay Cutler returns to Denver and VONDOOOOM wreak havoc all over their shitty OL.

15 Dec 18 NE @ DEN L We normally own Belicheat but the Pats are going to be too good even it if it is a flexed SNF game.

16 Dec 24 DEN @ BUF W We could actually lose this one, Buffalo in December can be tough.

17 Jan 01 KC @ DEN W Fans are pumped to see their team go to the playoffs, Fox opts not to rest our starters.


Final record 11-5.

MoreLemonPledge
08-13-2011, 02:53 PM
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