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DenverChief
08-04-2011, 06:39 PM
There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque

There's a hickie or a bruise
Pictures of last night
Eended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a black top blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled

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YOU'RE WELCOME!!

WTF is up with embeding videos?

CoMoChief
08-04-2011, 06:57 PM
best thread ever on CP

bevischief
08-04-2011, 07:10 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 07:11 PM
I know dude, it will never get out of my head.

bevischief
08-04-2011, 07:19 PM
I know dude, it will never get out of my head.

way too much info...

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 07:50 PM
I found a fat girl at my house
we dressed up like cat and mouse
but first she made me delouse

Last sunday night

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 07:51 PM
I went gay at the pool
went down on his jewel
told my mom Nsync rules

Last monday night

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 07:52 PM
adopted three korean kids
they worked hard sewing lids
then i locked them in the fridge

last tuesday night

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 07:55 PM
Put a rubber on a cow
pierced my left eyebrow
had a boner in my class
thinking of my sisters ass
last wednesday night

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 07:58 PM
my moms boyfriend is a prick
he makes me so fucking sick
texting my pictures of his dick
that man is just so slick
but i guess I'll save the pic

last thursday night.

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 08:03 PM
my wife is freaking out
naked old guy on my couch
peanut butter on my balls
my dog licked that shit raw

last friday night

ChiefButthurt
08-04-2011, 08:14 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

KurtCobain
08-04-2011, 08:18 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

We were posting and laughing on the planet
stuck our balls in a door and slammed it
had a pic of DaFaces penis but we banned it

last monday night

ChiefButthurt
08-04-2011, 08:22 PM
Did you know all that all your posts rhyme?

Rudy lost the toss
08-04-2011, 08:25 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Anton? Is that you?

bevischief
08-04-2011, 08:32 PM
Anton? Is that you?

I have the pics...

bevischief
08-04-2011, 08:34 PM
Anal probe was included. We can now track you anywhere you go.