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Taco John
08-05-2011, 03:29 PM
No poll... This is a discussion thread.

It's my belief that if Clinton had managed to keep his pants zipped in the oval office, Al Gore would have walked over GWB and left a loafer print in his forehead on his way to the Oval office.

What do you think? True or False?

Donger
08-05-2011, 03:30 PM
No, I don't think so. False. Gore really fucked himself in the debates.

Bump
08-05-2011, 03:30 PM
True. But Al Gore should have been the president for that term anyways. Big oil just bought there way in at the last second. Also, we'd still have the twin towers.

Pants
08-05-2011, 03:32 PM
Almost makes stoning loose women to death justifiable. You think ol' Monica would have come forward with her allegations if she knew she'd be called a whore and then stoned to death?

threebag02
08-05-2011, 03:32 PM
If Al had a personality that would have changed it more than the BJ.

Donger
08-05-2011, 03:33 PM
True. But Al Gore should have been the president for that term anyways. Big oil just bought there way in at the last second. Also, we'd still have the twin towers.

LMAO

Donger
08-05-2011, 03:33 PM
Almost makes stoning loose women to death justifiable. You think ol' Monica would have come forward with her allegations if she knew she'd be called a whore and then stoned to death?

She didn't really come forward. Linda Tripp.

Donger
08-05-2011, 03:34 PM
This was my favorite...

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Pants
08-05-2011, 03:35 PM
She didn't really come forward. Linda Tripp.

Oh.

Chocolate Hog
08-05-2011, 03:35 PM
This was my favorite...

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Heh I was watching that clip last night. WTF was that?

Brock
08-05-2011, 03:35 PM
No way. People liked Clinton, BJs or not. Gore is a jerk, plain and simple.

Donger
08-05-2011, 03:36 PM
Heh I was watching that clip last night. WTF was that?

Al being scary! The next debate, he was almost meek. It was hilarious.

Chocolate Hog
08-05-2011, 03:37 PM
I was a freshmen in high school when this election happened didn't pay too much attention. Looking back you can credit Ralph Nader for Bush getting elected.

Taco John
08-05-2011, 03:39 PM
I was a freshmen in high school when this election happened didn't pay too much attention. Looking back you can credit Ralph Nader for Bush getting elected.

Nah, I don't buy that. The people saying yes to Nader were saying no to Gore.

I voted for Ron Paul last election. McCain didn't lose my vote to Ron Paul. McCain didn't have my vote period. I found him to be unacceptable to earn my vote.

Chocolate Hog
08-05-2011, 03:41 PM
Nah, I don't buy that. The people saying yes to Nader were saying no to Gore.

"In the year 2000, exit polls reported that 25% of my voters would have voted for Bush, 38% would have voted for Gore and the rest would not have voted at all." (which would net a 13%, 12,665 votes, advantage for Gore over Bush.

durtyrute
08-05-2011, 03:50 PM
I never understood how he got caught. Linda Tripp or not. He was the fucking POTUS. If he wanted to he could've have had that bitch offed and kept moving like it was nothing. He could've paid her off or something. How does the "most powerful person" in the country get caught getting a little sucky sucky. What the fucky fucky

Donger
08-05-2011, 04:01 PM
I never understood how he got caught. Linda Tripp or not. He was the ****ing POTUS. If he wanted to he could've have had that bitch offed and kept moving like it was nothing. He could've paid her off or something. How does the "most powerful person" in the country get caught getting a little sucky sucky. What the ****y ****y

LMAO

mlyonsd
08-05-2011, 04:39 PM
I thought Gore did win.

banyon
08-05-2011, 05:24 PM
Nader beat Gore.

HonestChieffan
08-05-2011, 05:30 PM
Thank goodness

bluehawkdoc
08-05-2011, 05:39 PM
I think Clinton's BJ gave rise to "little" Clinton but not much else.

BigMeatballDave
08-05-2011, 05:42 PM
If Gore would have won, there would be no Global War... er, nevermind.

BigMeatballDave
08-05-2011, 05:48 PM
Oh, and I'd like to take this opportunity to state the obvious, and that is the broncos are a giant bag of suck, coated in shit. :)

listopencil
08-05-2011, 06:10 PM
No way. People liked Clinton, BJs or not. Gore is a jerk, plain and simple.

This. Gore is a fuck up.

CrazyPhuD
08-05-2011, 07:06 PM
The problem was Gore would lose in a personality contest to a pet rock. The fact that it was as close as it was, shows you how much people still loved clinton.

Amnorix
08-05-2011, 07:59 PM
No poll... This is a discussion thread.

It's my belief that if Clinton had managed to keep his pants zipped in the oval office, Al Gore would have walked over GWB and left a loafer print in his forehead on his way to the Oval office.

What do you think? True or False?


Gore lost because he was a jackass. Any decent candidate could've ridden into office after Clinton but Gore fumbled it away.

wazu
08-05-2011, 08:52 PM
This was my favorite...

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Wow! What a spaz.

Brainiac
08-05-2011, 09:49 PM
I never understood how he got caught. Linda Tripp or not. He was the ****ing POTUS. If he wanted to he could've have had that bitch offed and kept moving like it was nothing. He could've paid her off or something. How does the "most powerful person" in the country get caught getting a little sucky sucky. What the ****y ****y
Clinton couldn't keep his blowjobs from one intern a secret, yet the Bush administration successfully masterminded a secret conspiracy to plant explosives in 3 buildings of the World Trade Center and murder thousands of American citizens without getting caught.

Bush must have been a genius!

trndobrd
08-05-2011, 10:11 PM
No poll... This is a discussion thread.

It's my belief that if Clinton had managed to keep his pants zipped in the oval office, Al Gore would have walked over GWB and left a loafer print in his forehead on his way to the Oval office.

What do you think? True or False?


Had Clinton kept his pants on, in the Oval Office, and prior to that with Kathleen Willey, Jennifer Flower, Paula Jones et.al. the Republicans would have not have chased down the impeachment rabbit hole which ultimately damaged Republican credibilty going into 2000. Bush would have had a much easier time in 2000 had the Republicans not turned off a large portion of the electorate by seeking Clinton's impeachment.

Mr. Kotter
08-05-2011, 11:43 PM
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KILLER_CLOWN
08-05-2011, 11:56 PM
It would have been a great tradeoff, no pressure to push the global warming agenda. 9/11 wouldn't have happened. Gore would have been out in 4 and we would have totally missed on Bush/Obama.

donkhater
08-06-2011, 12:28 PM
There are all sorts of butterfly effects like this. What if the media reported on John Edwards affair prior to the Iowa primary. Think Hillary would've gotten more of those votes than Obama? I do. Obama's momentum may never have started resulting in his nomination.

durtyrute
08-06-2011, 07:37 PM
Clinton couldn't keep his blowjobs from one intern a secret, yet the Bush administration successfully masterminded a secret conspiracy to plant explosives in 3 buildings of the World Trade Center and murder thousands of American citizens without getting caught.

Bush must have been a genius!

I guess they wanted Clintons dirt to get out. And don't give the bush admin that much credit.

Buehler445
08-06-2011, 07:50 PM
Gore was a go-tard. I figured he'd walk right in, but he was entirely too stupid.

mlyonsd
08-06-2011, 08:42 PM
If Independents didn't realize he was a complete idiot Gore would have won easily. He's the Alec Baldwin of politics.

KCWolfman
08-07-2011, 01:17 PM
I disagree. The Presidency is about charisma now, unfortunately. Al has all the charisma of a limp newt. Even his foist at greatness with his half drawn "we are killing Earth" crapola was miserably failed in the public milieu.

Like or hate GWB, he had the good ol' boy thing working for him. Al and Tipper come off as stuffed shirt idiots out of touch with common people.

KCWolfman
08-07-2011, 01:20 PM
Clinton couldn't keep his blowjobs from one intern a secret, yet the Bush administration successfully masterminded a secret conspiracy to plant explosives in 3 buildings of the World Trade Center and murder thousands of American citizens without getting caught.

Bush must have been a genius!

LOL. EXACTLY!

Bowser
08-07-2011, 01:21 PM
Gore was at his best when he was on Futurama.

Baby Lee
08-07-2011, 01:47 PM
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08-07-2011, 01:57 PM
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Dave Lane
08-07-2011, 02:04 PM
If Al had a personality that would have changed it more than the BJ.

Yeah this for sure. I thought my razor was dull until I heard him speak.

PunkinDrublic
08-07-2011, 02:14 PM
It was the willfully ignorant American voter. Plus the supreme court.

ChiefsCountry
08-07-2011, 02:37 PM
It was the willfully ignorant American voter.

Your right that was what happened in 2008.

fan4ever
08-07-2011, 05:50 PM
Had Gore won Florida, he would have won the White House...and why didn't he carry Florida? (Voting fraud bullcrap aside) A little Cuban boy Bill Clinton sent back to Cuba. The Cuban immigrant constiuency told Clinton he'd pay, but it was Gore who paid.