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Chocolate Hog
08-08-2011, 12:35 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/08/06/2011-08-06_iowa_man_arrested_after_allegedly_having_sex_with_cat_throwing_it_out_the_window.html



An Iowa man admitted that he threw a cat down from a seventh-floor apartment Ė after he tried to have sex with the defenseless feline.

KCCI-TV reported that witnesses said they saw Gerardo Martinez, 30, expose himself from an apartment building and then throw the defenseless animal out the window.

Police went to his door and found him shirtless and with his pants down, according to the report.

After denying he had a cat, Martinez told cops he had been using meth. Then he tried to pin the catís death on his boyfriend, before fessing up that he was the one who killed the animal.

He was charged with animal torture, bestiality and indecent exposure. He faces five years in prison.



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Dr. Facebook Fever
08-08-2011, 12:36 AM
Lame. Imagine that from Billay.

KurtCobain
08-08-2011, 12:36 AM
This does sound like Iowanian.

ChiefsNow
08-08-2011, 12:37 AM
Best pussy he ever had.

BossChief
08-08-2011, 12:38 AM
thats almost as funny as Asssmells (given to us by one of our resident Chargers fans)

Hog Farmer
08-08-2011, 12:40 AM
If he'd had the cat declawed this probably never would have happened.

Shaid
08-08-2011, 12:41 AM
LMAO

Chocolate Hog
08-08-2011, 12:44 AM
Lame. Imagine that from Billay.

Go to bed butthurt one.

ChiefsNow
08-08-2011, 12:49 AM
What kind of animal would beat up rape and kill a 9 year old sexually active cat ?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-08-2011, 12:52 AM
Go to bed butthurt one.

Believe me sweetheart you don't have the power to make my butt or anything else hurt.

ChiefsNow
08-08-2011, 12:59 AM
maybe he needed something bigger than a cat.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/977343/

Gonzo
08-08-2011, 01:49 AM
Reminds me of a book I read:

A Tomcat's revenge...
By: Claude Balls
Posted via Mobile Device

ChiefsNow
08-08-2011, 02:19 AM
This reminds me of a story a guy I worked with told me.

He was working a contract in Saudi arabia or one of the middle east countries, I can't remember which and partying in an apartment.
They were on the upper floor of a complex and looked down
and saw a guy screwing a goat.

He said he was asleep when his buddies started laughing, heckling the guy and I can't remember if they were throwing water balloons or what they were throwing at the guy.

The guy who was screwing the goat called the authorities and the guys went to jail. They even threw him in jail. He was asleep.

They sided with the goat fucker and had to pay fines and also for restitution they had to
build a fence for the guy so you couldn't see him screwing goats in his back yard.

I cracked up when he told me that shit.
I have no idea if it's true. I can't vouch for the guy I worked with, but since it was his story, I assumed it was true.

hunter121
08-08-2011, 03:28 AM
Imagine that from Billay.

threebag02
08-08-2011, 04:15 AM
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Frankie mult???

LiveSteam
08-08-2011, 05:29 AM
Its a Council-tuckey thing

Hydrae
08-08-2011, 07:12 AM
I am trying to figure out the indecent exposure. I guess it is from showing himself at a 7th floor window since so many people look up while walking down the road. Surely it is not from the cops showing up at his door. :shrug:

Sofa King
08-08-2011, 07:23 AM
This does sound like Iowanian.

It definitely explains why he hasn't posted since that time.

Alton deFlat
08-08-2011, 07:27 AM
I am trying to figure out the indecent exposure. I guess it is from showing himself at a 7th floor window since so many people look up while walking down the road. Surely it is not from the cops showing up at his door. :shrug:


Maybe his pecker was indecently tiny.

Iowanian
08-08-2011, 07:29 AM
Sheeba was lucky to get away, or she'd be getting chased by a lot of dogs over rainbow bridge right now.

Okie_Apparition
08-08-2011, 10:37 AM
A gay man gets high on meth and tries to screw a cat. Gets frustrated & throws it out a 7th floor window. Okay..this is something different

Bill Brasky
08-08-2011, 11:04 AM
maybe he needed something bigger than a cat.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/977343/

That is ridiculous. If they're retarded culture didn't villainize women, then the men wouldn't resort to sheep.

Valiant
08-08-2011, 11:24 AM
That guy is lucky the cat did not break in two on the 7th floor, could of been dangerous. Course it is to be expected hasn't seen that pussy in two decades(cat years).

Iowanian
08-08-2011, 12:04 PM
billay was just happy at his fortune of being able to witness the event and catch el gato on the ground while it was still stunned and he could use it as a fifi....as he's more of a necrophiliac bestialist.