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Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:21 PM
Let's get it ON! DonkeyChef, the Mane vs CP FFL tradition started by Iowanian many moons ago, is RETURNING after a one-year absence.

For three seasons we did this and it was MUCH FUN. We will do it again this year, if only to see Chiefsplanet DOMINATE the proceedings once again. We OWN the Mane!

Six Planeteers enter, six Mangers enter. Only one emerges!


DONKEYCHEF HISTORY!

Season I - Champion - Alec (OM). Final season score: Chiefsplanet 48, Orange Mane 30.

Season II - Champion - wutamess (CP). Final season score: Don't remember but we kicked ass.

Season III - OTWP defeated yours truly in the championship round. Only one Donk made the playoffs. Epic domination by Chiefsplanet.

Season IV - LET'S GET IT ON!


If your application is approved (membership is granted only to the most discerning individuals), I'll PM you the link to register. We will take 16 teams, eight per forum. I've already registered a league on yahoo.

Live draft is set for Saturday, Aug. 27 at 8:30 PM CDT. This can be changed if that's not a good date for someone.

I will update the thread as positions are filled. Maners, use the identical thread on the Mane to apply.


DonkeyChief IV is set. Apologies to those who didn't make the cut. Better luck next year.

TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

Gif Horse/Bob - The Runnamuckers
RJ - Otis89
Rausch - Angry Drunken German
Kurt Cobain - kc fonkey duckers
Mr. Flopnuts - Tebow's Placebos
Bill Lundberg - Bulletproof Tigers



TEAM ORANGE MANE

DBroncos4Life - DB's TDs ‘N Beer
Rulon Velvet Jones - Palestinean Chicken
Scorpio - Unicorn Kill Squad
Conklin - FUKC
tsiguy96 - Thunderlips
gunns - AtwaterBAM

Live draft is set for Saturday, Aug. 27 at 8:30 PM CDT. If anyone has an issue with this time please let me know ASAP.

SNR
08-09-2011, 09:23 PM
I've always wanted to do this, but not this year. I'm already in 4 leagues as it is.

Go Chiefsplanet!

Gadzooks
08-09-2011, 09:31 PM
Count me in. (They don't have to know I'll be cheering for the winning team this season).

DBOSHO
08-09-2011, 09:32 PM
Id like to submit my application. Probably wont get approved but Ive done well the last few years ive played and would be a good asset to CP. Plus i dont have a league.

OnTheWarpath58
08-09-2011, 09:32 PM
I've decided to retire from DonkeyChef a Champion.

Thank you, good night and God Bless America.

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Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:34 PM
Count me in. (They don't have to know I'll be cheering for the winning team this season).

No pathetic Chargers fans allowed!

cabletech94
08-09-2011, 09:36 PM
hey, i'd play, if allowed.

RJ
08-09-2011, 09:36 PM
I'd like to apply. I have references.

OnTheWarpath58
08-09-2011, 09:37 PM
As the retiring and defending Champion, I'd like to be able to choose my replacement from the list of applicants.

You cool with that, Clay?

Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:39 PM
As the retiring and defending Champion, I'd like to be able to choose my replacement from the list of applicants.

You cool with that, Clay?

Go right ahead.

Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:40 PM
I'd like to apply. I have references.

11 years on Chiefsplanet? APPLICATION APPROVED!

OnTheWarpath58
08-09-2011, 09:40 PM
Go right ahead.

Thanks. When are you cutting off applications?

Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:41 PM
Thanks. When are you cutting off applications?

Right up until the draft. I imagine it will get filled sooner than that.

OnTheWarpath58
08-09-2011, 09:43 PM
Right up until the draft. I imagine it will get filled sooner than that.

OK. Just make sure to leave me a spot.

RJ
08-09-2011, 09:49 PM
11 years on Chiefsplanet? APPLICATION APPROVED!


Gracias. Sounds like fun.

Gadzooks
08-09-2011, 09:52 PM
No pathetic Chargers fans allowed!

I am fan of the Chargers and I am a Planeteer.
I have also been involved in 3 FFLs over the past 5 years and hold 8 championships.

If I were you, I'd reconsider.

Iowanian
08-09-2011, 09:53 PM
I was the founder of this league and yearly destruction of the donkey minge.

Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:53 PM
I am fan of the Chargers and I am a Planeteer.
I have also been involved in 3 FFLs over the past 5 years and hold 8 championships.

If I were you, I'd reconsider.

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Count Alex's Losses
08-09-2011, 09:54 PM
I was the founder of this league and yearly destruction of the donkey minge.

And will our glorious founder be playing this year?

Iowanian
08-09-2011, 09:54 PM
I hate denver and the minge. F yes and I'll destroy their wombs.

listopencil
08-09-2011, 11:47 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAm5MhHVkqswzgKkofh_fzq7_gkw87uCTlV1jrbxefv4DibvHQ


Dick move.

Rams Fan
08-09-2011, 11:48 PM
I'd be interested in joining, though I doubt you would want a Ram fan in it.

BigRock
08-09-2011, 11:53 PM
I want to play, but as a covert agent with my troll account from the Mane.

ROUND ONE PICK: BRADY QUINN

Gadzooks
08-09-2011, 11:57 PM
I have a troll account on the Mane. Maybe I should try out for their team.:huh:

rtmike
08-10-2011, 12:00 AM
I'd be interested. :harumph:

Rausch
08-10-2011, 12:02 AM
Want some.

Who do I have to fuck to get in this damned thing?...

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 12:20 AM
Want some.

Who do I have to fuck to get in this damned thing?...

:thumb:

Rausch
08-10-2011, 12:30 AM
:thumb:

didn't work...

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 12:34 AM
You will need a yahoo account, Rausch.

Gadzooks
08-10-2011, 12:40 AM
You will need a yahoo account, Rausch.

I have a yahoo account...

KurtCobain
08-10-2011, 12:43 AM
yo

Rausch
08-10-2011, 01:06 AM
I have a yahoo account...

Keep it away from mine.

I don't want the herpes...

Gadzooks
08-10-2011, 01:19 AM
If Rausch is in, I'm out. (he's creepy, smelly and has TPS)

Claythan, the whole planet will be victimized because of your narrow mindedness
For shame.:shake:

Rausch
08-10-2011, 01:27 AM
If Rausch is in, I'm out. (he's creepy, smelly and has TPS)

Claythan, the whole planet will be victimized because of your narrow mindedness
For shame.:shake:

If it were even possible for me to "victimize the planet" I'd have already done so.

And for the record, the only communicable disease I can spread is the common cold sore.

So don't drink my beer, Charger puke...:evil:

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 01:28 AM
If Rausch is in, I'm out. (he's creepy, smelly and has TPS)

Claythan, the whole planet will be victimized because of your narrow mindedness
For shame.:shake:

We don't need filthy Chargers fans anywhere near our glorious league.

KurtCobain
08-10-2011, 01:35 AM
Put me in this. I have some retarded donkey fans that live next door now and my donkey hate is flowing rapidly through my veins right now. I'll fucking kill those maners.

kstater
08-10-2011, 04:43 AM
I'll do it. I hate the Donkey's.

Exoter175
08-10-2011, 05:47 AM
I'll throw in my application so we can play a game of "Reject the new guy" :D.

Seriously though, if you need an 8th I'm in. I only have 2 leagues this year :(

Bill Lundberg
08-10-2011, 06:25 AM
I've played in this one every year and would like back in. If its full it's ok though, it's kind of like playing tackle football with 3 year olds.

Mile High Mania
08-10-2011, 06:42 AM
It's only the 4th year? I figured it had been happening for longer than that...

bevischief
08-10-2011, 06:53 AM
Count me in.

tooge
08-10-2011, 08:21 AM
Oh, this is teh ghey. I read the thread title wrong. I thought it was about a REAL football game. Not in.

Mr. Arrowhead
08-10-2011, 08:24 AM
Count me in, if there is room

Lzen
08-10-2011, 08:27 AM
Oh, this is teh ghey. I read the thread title wrong. I thought it was about a REAL football game. Not in.

Oh, if it were that, I'd be putting my name in the hat. :thumb:

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 08:29 AM
Put me in this. I have some retarded donkey fans that live next door now and my donkey hate is flowing rapidly through my veins right now.

Yeah, so? How do I know...


I'll fucking kill those maners.

http://www.thesavvydomainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/approved.jpg

FRCDFED
08-10-2011, 08:48 AM
I would be proud to represent if there is availability!

Der Flöprer
08-10-2011, 08:53 AM
Redemption. I can actually make the draft this year.

Sofa King
08-10-2011, 09:16 AM
Let me in. I'd love to kick the shit out of some dickless donkey bitches.

Decades worth of experience in FF and very high success rates.

Dicky McElephant
08-10-2011, 10:24 AM
What are the paramaters of the league?

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 10:33 AM
What are the paramaters of the league?

None of this is set in stone, so if something isn't to the majority liking we'll change it.

http://i53.tinypic.com/64dxzn.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/2rd9gmf.jpg

Dicky McElephant
08-10-2011, 10:35 AM
16 teams is fucking rough.....damn.

Iowanian
08-10-2011, 10:56 AM
Any more than 12 teams will suck balls.

Dicky McElephant
08-10-2011, 10:58 AM
I'd be interested....if you cut that shit down to 12 fucking teams. 16 teams is horrible.

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 11:00 AM
12 teams it is.

Dicky McElephant
08-10-2011, 11:04 AM
I think you should let Sofa in....

Iowanian
08-10-2011, 11:05 AM
It'll be a much more competitive league with 12.



Is there any chance of the Minge actually fielding a varsity this year? It would be the first.

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 11:05 AM
Unfortunately, with the move to a 12-team league, the Chiefsplanet applications are full.

Team Chiefsplanet 2011:

Red 5
RJ
Rausch
Kurt Cobain
Mr. Flopnuts
OTWP58's pick

If you want in, grovel at the feet of our reigning King.

Dicky McElephant
08-10-2011, 11:07 AM
That's if the Mange can actually get 6 teams to play.

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2011, 11:09 AM
Wait wait...who is Palestinian Chicken? Is that you, Iowanian?

Sofa King
08-10-2011, 11:33 AM
Damnit. I never get in to the good ones.

Der Flöprer
08-10-2011, 11:40 AM
20 characters for team names is bullshit. I want to name my team "Tebow's Foreskin Moccasins".

Dicky McElephant
08-10-2011, 11:47 AM
20 characters for team names is bullshit. I want to name my team "Tebow's Foreskin Moccasins".

I'm stealing that for my Money League. ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
08-21-2011, 04:45 PM
DonkeyChef IV is set. Apologies to those who didn't make the cut. Better luck next year.

TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

Gif Horse/Bob - The Runnamuckers
RJ - Otis89
Rausch - Angry Drunken German
Kurt Cobain - kc fonkey duckers
Mr. Flopnuts - Tebow's Placebos
Iowanian - Bulletproof Tigers



TEAM ORANGE MANE

DBroncos4Life - DB's TDs ‘N Beer
Rulon Velvet Jones - Palestinean Chicken
Scorpio - Unicorn Kill Squad
Conklin - FUKC
tsiguy96 - Thunderlips
gunns - AtwaterBAM

Live draft is set for Saturday, Aug. 27 at 8:30 PM CDT. If anyone has an issue with this time please let me know ASAP.

Pawnmower
08-21-2011, 04:49 PM
6 teams per forum or 8? If its 8 Ill join!

edit: I just read they changed it to 6 teams


WEAK! Tell them to field one or two more teams, i will PM you my yahoo trophy rack.

Count Alex's Losses
08-25-2011, 07:20 PM
The draft is Saturday at 8:30 PM CDT.

This is your last warning!

Bill Lundberg
08-25-2011, 08:34 PM
DonkeyChef IV is set. Apologies to those who didn't make the cut. Better luck next year.

TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

Gif Horse/Bob - The Runnamuckers
RJ - Otis89
Rausch - Angry Drunken German
Kurt Cobain - kc fonkey duckers
Mr. Flopnuts - Tebow's Placebos
Iowanian - Bulletproof Tigers



TEAM ORANGE MANE


Actually, I'm the Bulletproof Tigers
DBroncos4Life - DB's TDs ‘N Beer
Rulon Velvet Jones - Palestinean Chicken
Scorpio - Unicorn Kill Squad
Conklin - FUKC
tsiguy96 - Thunderlips
gunns - AtwaterBAM

Live draft is set for Saturday, Aug. 27 at 8:30 PM CDT. If anyone has an issue with this time please let me know ASAP.

Actually, I'm the Bulletproof Tigers

http://psk.football.cbssports.com/images/team-logo/crazyhorse15-crazyhorse15-supermonroe-bulletprooftigers-72x72.jpeg

Count Alex's Losses
08-25-2011, 08:36 PM
I guess Iowanian was too slow.

Count Alex's Losses
08-27-2011, 06:17 PM
draft in 2 hours

Count Alex's Losses
08-27-2011, 08:05 PM
Draft lobby is open.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/457742/1/enterdraft

KurtCobain
08-27-2011, 08:26 PM
Gonna get down with our bad selves.

Rausch
08-27-2011, 09:52 PM
I'm pretty happy with how things turned out. I wanted a better QB but...

KurtCobain
08-27-2011, 09:58 PM
The cream resides within I.

RJ
08-27-2011, 10:55 PM
I'll have a solid team if Peyton Manning is Peyton Manning. If he is not then my team will fail miserably.

KurtCobain
08-27-2011, 11:09 PM
I'll have a solid team if Peyton Manning is Peyton Manning. If he is not then my team will fail miserably.

hmmmmm i dunno

Bill Lundberg
08-28-2011, 03:33 PM
I ended up having to do an auto draft, but I'm pretty happy with the team I ended up with other than the fact I usually have more depth at RB

Mendenhall
Roddy White
Hillis
Romo
Ryan Grant
Ocho Cinco
Jimmy Graham
Kolb
Steve Smith CAR
Bears
Chargers
Lee Evans
Kaeding
Sproles
Keller

I never take a kicker or defense until the last two rounds and usually don't draft 2 TE's or 2 DEF, but I'm ok with how it turned out.

Count Alex's Losses
09-13-2011, 01:30 PM
Bad showing by CP this week.

Mane takes 5 of 6 games.

Sofa King
09-13-2011, 01:30 PM
Damn n00bs.

Iowanian
09-13-2011, 01:31 PM
I guess you shouldn't have dumped Iowanian out of the league he started.

Count Alex's Losses
10-19-2011, 08:47 AM
Rausch is our only hope, coming in fourth place at 4-2 at the moment, behind three donkeys.

Iowanian
10-19-2011, 08:58 AM
Good Job Mike Brown.

Sofa King
10-19-2011, 09:03 AM
You fuckers suck. I want in this next year, with Iowanian.

Rausch
10-19-2011, 09:06 AM
Rausch is our only hope, coming in fourth place at 4-2 at the moment, behind three donkeys.

You're welcome...

Rausch
10-19-2011, 09:07 AM
I guess you shouldn't have dumped Iowanian out of the league he started.

LMAO

Iowanian
10-19-2011, 09:24 AM
You "Al Davis'd" the shit out of this league Gochiefs.....

You guys are letting the DonkeyMinge, who couldn't field a varsity team among them in 3 years push your shit in.

Rausch
10-19-2011, 09:30 AM
You guys are letting the DonkeyMinge, who couldn't field a varsity team among them in 3 years push your shit in.

...

I can only run 1 team at a time...

Iowanian
10-19-2011, 09:31 AM
...

I can only run 1 team at a time...

You can't throw it and Catch it!

Rausch
10-19-2011, 09:36 AM
You can't throw it and Catch it!

I could, but I'm not inna' that...:shake:

bevischief
10-19-2011, 01:57 PM
I could, but I'm not inna' that...:shake:

ROFL

KurtCobain
10-19-2011, 03:28 PM
My team is coming together nicely. We had a bye week issue, but now I don't see a loss for while.

Rausch
10-24-2011, 12:54 AM
...

Count Alex's Losses
10-24-2011, 12:55 AM
I am getting beastfucked by DeMarco Murray and Darren Sproles.

Rausch
10-24-2011, 01:05 AM
I am getting beast****ed by DeMarco Murray and Darren Sproles.

I knew going into this year the HB's would play a lesser role (too many injuries and too much RBBC) and the Go-To WR's would be where the steady pts were.

The TE's were all a jumble.

The QB's were Brady and Rodgers and everyone else.

In DonkeyChief I got lucky and pulled off my strat but in my friendly league I got cock-blocked and had to go BAA after round 2 and it messed me up.

I think I'm 2-4 or 2-5 now...