View Full Version : Funny Stuff Bernie's Johnson

08-10-2011, 08:31 AM
A mortician was working late one night. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's johnson. The mortician stuffed it into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!"

08-10-2011, 08:53 AM
I chuckled.

08-10-2011, 09:04 AM
bernie was my hit-it name ....