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boogblaster
08-10-2011, 10:41 AM
My wife has been missing for a week .. police said prepare for the worst .. so I went back to the thrift-store and got her cloths back ....

4th and Long
08-10-2011, 10:45 AM
Somehow, I expected more.

loochy
08-10-2011, 10:47 AM
It's too bad that you don't find your wife attractive anymore.

Bob Dole
08-10-2011, 10:53 AM
Somehow, I expected more.

Clearly, you paid no attention to the thread author before reading.

4th and Long
08-10-2011, 10:55 AM
Clearly, you paid no attention to the thread author before reading.
Actually, no, I didn't.

Do I have to take the walk of shame now?

Bob Dole
08-10-2011, 10:58 AM
Actually, no, I didn't.

Do I have to take the walk of shame now?

Only if you do it in the style of John Cleese.

4th and Long
08-10-2011, 11:07 AM
Only if you do it in the style of John Cleese.

:LOL:

Done. LMAO

And to atone even further, here's a joke of my own.



A man is stopped by the police walking on the side of the road at 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

tooge
08-10-2011, 11:22 AM
Alaskan police show up at a guys door to tell him the news that they found his wife in the bay after she had been missing for a week.
Cop: Well, there is some bad news, some good news, and some real good news. what do you want first?
Husband says: Let me hear the bad news.
Cop says: Well, we found your wife at the bottom of the bay last night.
Husband says: Whats the good news?
Cop says: she had about 50 king crabs on her
Husband says: Oh my god, whats the real good news?
Cop says: Were pullin her up again tomorrow!