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Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2011, 10:14 AM
We really need a "history" prefix.

http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/06/dutch-man-builds-full-size-noahs-ark/

After a dream about doomsday, Johan Huibers decided to build a replica of Noah’s ark to exact Biblical proportions.

“I dreamed that a part of Holland was flooded,” Huibers told NBC. “The next day, I get the idea to build an ark of Noah.”

The ship is 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and four stories high. Huibers is even stocking the vessel with pairs of animals, although some of them are replicas.

The Dutch builder has formally requested to moor the ship on the River Thames this summer to teach the millions of Olympic fans about Christianity.

http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/06/dutch-man-builds-full-size-noahs-ark/

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http://arkvannoach.com/cms/en

loochy
08-12-2011, 10:16 AM
That ship isn't big enough.

QuikSsurfer
08-12-2011, 10:16 AM
What a waste of resources

MOhillbilly
08-12-2011, 10:16 AM
That thing would roll in 2 foot swells...or less.

Reerun_KC
08-12-2011, 10:17 AM
Pretty sweet, This was on TV a few months ago... Very interesting documentary on it...

SuperChief
08-12-2011, 10:17 AM
What a waste of resources

This.

Fish
08-12-2011, 10:17 AM
We really need a "history" prefix.

http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/06/dutch-man-builds-full-size-noahs-ark/

After a dream about doomsday, Johan Huibers decided to build a replica of Noah’s ark to exact Biblical proportions.

“I dreamed that a part of Holland was flooded,” Huibers told NBC. “The next day, I get the idea to build an ark of Noah.”

The ship is 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and four stories high. Huibers is even stocking the vessel with pairs of animals, although some of them are replicas.

The Dutch builder has formally requested to moor the ship on the River Thames this summer to teach the millions of Olympic fans about Christianity.

http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/06/dutch-man-builds-full-size-noahs-ark/




http://www.spiegel.de/images/image-248097-galleryV9-dxxg.jpg




http://arkvannoach.com/cms/en

WTF is up with that ladder? Is there some Escher shit going on here?

MOhillbilly
08-12-2011, 10:17 AM
What a waste of resources

gahd demanded it you son of a bitch.

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Brock
08-12-2011, 10:17 AM
That could be a hell of a casino.

munkey
08-12-2011, 10:18 AM
someone with too much time and money....

Reerun_KC
08-12-2011, 10:18 AM
That thing would roll in 2 foot swells...or less.

Greatest thing about CP, is there is at least one expert in every facuet of life...

I had no idea you were a nautical engineer...

SuperChief
08-12-2011, 10:18 AM
First in with "move it to DC."

bobbything
08-12-2011, 10:18 AM
I'm not typically one to throw stones when it comes to how others spend their money, but f*ck. This guys is a f*cking idiot of massive, humiliating proportions.

el borracho
08-12-2011, 10:19 AM
That ship isn't big enough.

http://bluerootblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jaws_swims_behind_chief_brody-1.jpg

Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2011, 10:20 AM
Greatest thing about CP, is there is at least one expert in every facuet of life...


Yeah, like plumbers who can't spell.

Pants
08-12-2011, 10:20 AM
That could be a hell of a casino.

LMAO

MOhillbilly
08-12-2011, 10:21 AM
Greatest thing about CP, is there is at least one expert in every facuet of life...

I had no idea you were a nautical engineer...

ive sailed many a dingy you son of a bitch!

Reerun_KC
08-12-2011, 10:21 AM
ive sailed many a dingy you son of a bitch!

ROFL

:thumb:

You win...

Amnorix
08-12-2011, 10:23 AM
What's a cubit?

DMAC
08-12-2011, 10:23 AM
A modern day Noah. They should make....a....movie....about........this.

listopencil
08-12-2011, 10:23 AM
It would be funny if it capsized when he tried to sail it to England.

QuikSsurfer
08-12-2011, 10:25 AM
That could be a hell of a casino.

ROFL indeed

Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2011, 10:28 AM
It would be funny if it capsized when he tried to sail it to England.

where is your god now?

KCUnited
08-12-2011, 10:30 AM
I'm sure there would be no shenanigans going on with all those animals on a boat ride together.

bobbything
08-12-2011, 10:33 AM
That thing belongs in Branson.

DMAC
08-12-2011, 10:35 AM
That thing belongs in Branson.

ROFL totally

Chiefs=Good
08-12-2011, 10:40 AM
Can it play Left Tackle?

Dartgod
08-12-2011, 10:41 AM
gahd demanded it you son of a bitch.

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Riiiight!

MIAdragon
08-12-2011, 10:41 AM
What a waste of resources

especially when you find out this is the SECOND ark he has built.

Pants
08-12-2011, 10:41 AM
I'm sure there would be no shenanigans going on with all those animals on a boat ride together.

A species could not survive if there were only 1 male and 1 female left. I won't even bring up the fact that it would be logistically impossible to have EVERY SPECIES on a boat.

Reerun_KC
08-12-2011, 10:42 AM
where is your god now?

What do you mean by this?

RockChalk
08-12-2011, 10:44 AM
A species could not survive if there were only 1 male and 1 female left. I won't even bring up the fact that it would be logistically impossible to have EVERY SPECIES on a boat.

Wrong. God commands them to all get along

Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2011, 10:45 AM
What do you mean by this?

It's a joke, cletus.

MIAdragon
08-12-2011, 10:45 AM
A species could not survive if there were only 1 male and 1 female left. I won't even bring up the fact that it would be logistically impossible to have EVERY SPECIES on a boat.

maybe he figured out how to reverse stuff all the animal into those little capsule thingys. They always freak me out when you add water on those small ass things and they explode into a huge tyrannosaurs rex and shit.

listopencil
08-12-2011, 10:47 AM
What do you mean by this?

Go watch The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston, pay attention to Chief Wiggum.

LOCOChief
08-12-2011, 10:48 AM
A species could not survive if there were only 1 male and 1 female left. I won't even bring up the fact that it would be logistically impossible to have EVERY SPECIES on a boat.

Well you could have just one male and then a boat load of females (all species).

2 birds with one stone, now without having to have 2 of everything now just one. Vwalla plenty of room

Pants
08-12-2011, 10:48 AM
Wrong. God commands them to all get along

It's not about getting along. Look up "population bottleneck" and after you read about that, imagine a "population microscopic hole."

listopencil
08-12-2011, 10:49 AM
maybe he figured out how to reverse stuff all the animal into those little capsule thingys. They always freak me out when you add water on those small ass things and they explode into a huge tyrannosaurs rex and shit.

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RockChalk
08-12-2011, 10:50 AM
It's not about getting along. Look up "population bottleneck" and after you read about that, imagine a "population microscopic hole."

Got ya. Thought you were going the other way with it

listopencil
08-12-2011, 10:51 AM
It's not about getting along. Look up "population bottleneck" and after you read about that, imagine a "population microscopic hole."

Imagine all the diseases those people on the ark would have had to be infected with to pass them on to the rest of the population of the Earth.

And don't even get me started on that shallow gene pool...

listopencil
08-12-2011, 10:52 AM
Well you could have just one male and then a boat load of females (all species).

2 birds with one stone, now without having to have 2 of everything now just one. Vwalla plenty of room


That would be great if all species could interbreed.

bobbything
08-12-2011, 10:57 AM
That would be great if all species could interbreed.
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LOCOChief
08-12-2011, 11:01 AM
That would be great if all species could interbreed.

I don't know why they couldn't?

Oregon chief
08-12-2011, 11:01 AM
This guy has two male lions. You're doing it wrong!

Pants
08-12-2011, 11:02 AM
This guy has two male lions. You're doing it wrong!

LMAO

Good eyes.

Gonzo
08-12-2011, 11:09 AM
And don't even get me started on that shallow gene pool...

You'd be the expert there, Bronc Fan.

:D

4th and Long
08-12-2011, 11:09 AM
He built that by himself? Noah kidding?

listopencil
08-12-2011, 11:09 AM
I don't know why they couldn't?

You think that all animals can just mate with each other?

Phobia
08-12-2011, 11:09 AM
Imagine all the diseases those people on the ark would have had to be infected with to pass them on to the rest of the population of the Earth.

And don't even get me started on that shallow gene pool...

Imagine a giant explosion and then... an amazing universe appears - perfect in every way. I've been creating explosions for a while and the best I can do is a bunch of busted up crap.

listopencil
08-12-2011, 11:11 AM
Imagine a giant explosion and then... an amazing universe appears - perfect in every way. I've been creating explosions for a while and the best I can do is a bunch of busted up crap.

That would be great if it happened that way, but no one has ever even come close to saying that it did.

Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2011, 11:13 AM
Imagine a giant explosion and then... an amazing universe appears - perfect in every way. I've been creating explosions for a while and the best I can do is a bunch of busted up crap.

Oh look, Phil's pretending to be religious again.

listopencil
08-12-2011, 11:15 AM
You'd be the expert there, Bronc Fan.

:D

Well, I am here. Studying all of you. Like an internet male version of Jane Goodall.

listopencil
08-12-2011, 11:18 AM
Oh look, Phil's pretending to be religious again.

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Pants
08-12-2011, 11:19 AM
You think that all animals can just mate with each other?

I'm sure he's just messing around.

Donger
08-12-2011, 11:24 AM
What's a cubit?

A unit of measurement mentioned in the Bible (OT).

Donger
08-12-2011, 11:25 AM
This guy has two male lions. You're doing it wrong!

Not according to some...

4th and Long
08-12-2011, 11:26 AM
You think that all animals can just mate with each other?
When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."

"Damn!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"

BigRichard
08-12-2011, 11:30 AM
This guy has two male lions. You're doing it wrong!

And WTF is a gorilla doing with a fucking chimpanzee?

BigRichard
08-12-2011, 11:32 AM
This guy has two male lions. You're doing it wrong!

Why does the chimpanzee have a baby? Is the baby suppose to be the second chimpanzee? Is it suppose to grow up and fuck its mom? Jesus, there is some sick shit going on in this boat.

BigRichard
08-12-2011, 11:33 AM
To the Ark!

KCUnited
08-12-2011, 11:40 AM
The stern looks solid, but the tebow looks a little shaky.

Donger
08-12-2011, 11:49 AM
The stern looks solid, but the tebow looks a little shaky.

Keep that up and I'll keel you.

4th and Long
08-12-2011, 11:51 AM
Keep that up and I'll keel you.
That was a bit stern, don't you think?

Donger
08-12-2011, 11:52 AM
That was a bit stern, don't you think?

After consideration, yes, I'll take comment abaft.

KCUnited
08-12-2011, 11:53 AM
That was a bit stern, don't you think?

I think knot.

Donger
08-12-2011, 11:54 AM
I think knot.

LMAO

DaFace
08-12-2011, 12:01 PM
Ah, rich people. What will they think of next? Oh wait...

http://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherhelman/2011/07/20/abu-dhabi-oil-sheikh-writes-his-name-in-the-sand-two-miles-wide/

Abu Dhabi Oil Sheikh Writes His Name In The Sand, Two Miles Wide

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Let’s see Donald Trump top this. On a sandy island in Abu Dhabi Sheikh Hamad bin Hamdan Al Nahyan has inscribed what is in effect the biggest graffiti tag the world has ever seen. Hamad, 63, a scion of the billionaire Abu Dhabi royal family, has gouged his name in capital letters two miles across and half a mile wide. His moniker is so big it can be seen from space (as this Google Earth pic demonstrates). The tip of the “H” reaches into the strait that leads to the Arabian Gulf, allowing Hamad to fill the first two letters of his name with water. The “M” looks partially filled as well.

Why? Why not? Think of it as economic stimulus. It took a lot of imported laborers from the likes of Pakistan and Bangladesh to dig those canals. And for all we know, this could be part of a grand tourism plan. The island that “Hamad” has been inscribed on, Al Futaisi, is said to be entirely owned by the Sheikh and contains resorts, a golf course and horse stables.

Perhaps the sheikh’s goal is to make his entire name navigable by yacht, home to a giant marina. Or, in a nod to the elaborate man-made island housing developments just up the coast in Dubai, perhaps Sheikh Hamad intends to line the banks of his ego-canals with condos.

Hamad has shown a penchant for excess in the past. He is said to own more than 200 cars, including seven Mercedes 500 SELs painted in the colors of the rainbow. Indeed the man known as the Rainbow Sheikh has even created the Emirates National Auto Museum, home to a custom-built globe-shaped motor home said to be one-millionth the size of the Earth itself. If he weren’t so rich, we’d call this guy an artist.

Oregon chief
08-12-2011, 12:27 PM
Why does the chimpanzee have a baby? Is the baby suppose to be the second chimpanzee? Is it suppose to grow up and **** its mom? Jesus, there is some sick shit going on in this boat.

I saw that, is he trying to say it's not pedophilia if it's a three way? What the f is wrong with dutch people.

LOCOChief
08-12-2011, 01:05 PM
You think that all animals can just mate with each other?

I don't know why they couldn't.

Brock
08-12-2011, 01:11 PM
I don't know why they couldn't.

:drool:

LOCOChief
08-12-2011, 01:17 PM
:drool:

Yeah you know what I'm talking about, you're drooling just thinking about it.