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luv
08-12-2011, 11:34 PM
So, just a little preface. I get to Overland Park at about 5pm and check into my hotel. I must say I LOVE the layout of this room. Anyway, I freshen up, and off to the game I go.

I'm pretty sure most of you know how the game went.

I get back to my hotel, and neither of my keys work on the door. I go down to the front desk, and the kind girl reactivates them. I get back up to my room, open the door, and there is stuff everywhere.....only, it's not mine. I check, and all of my stuff is exactly where I left it, as I left it. However, there's a book, underwear, the iron and ironing board, their bathroom stuff, etc all over the place. Even a purse, which I did not look in. They had even showered. Yet, there lays all of my stuff, on the bed, wet bar, and vanity, as I left it.

Needless to say, I'm a little freaked out, so I call the front desk. THe night manager on duty answers, and I tell him my predicament. He tells me that he shows that I am supposed to be on a different floor, so I pack my stuff and head down for my new keys. The girl at the desk apologizes profusely, but says there's nothing she can do as far as a credit, because I did not book with them (through hotwire.com). SHe assures me that I will have a call or email from the daytime manager in the morning, and gets my email address.

Problem solved, right?

I go back up to my new floor, open the door to my new room, and.....there's stuff everywhere. Okay. I called the front desk again, told them of my new predicament, and the night manager came up to check for himself (like I would make this shit up). He walks me down to a different room, opens the door, we find it apparently unoccupied, so here I am. He said they would comp some food if I wanted some. I asked for drinks...lol. He said that, while they weren't allowed to comp drink in Kansas, they could "forget to ring them up".

Anyway, this room looks to adjoin the one next to it, so I made sure that door is locked. For good measure, I latched the main door as well.

Completely fucked up or what? I'm thinking free room. How irked should I be when I talk to the daytime manager?

luv
08-12-2011, 11:37 PM
And what's more....why would the people from my first room have not said anything to the front desk???

kcfan82
08-12-2011, 11:39 PM
I hope it's not a hotel around 95th and I-35 that my brother-in-law is a co-manager of.

luv
08-12-2011, 11:41 PM
I hope it's not a hotel around 95th and I-35 that my brother-in-law is a co-manager of.

Nope.

Count Alex's Losses
08-12-2011, 11:41 PM
Nothing of value you could make off with?

NO PICTURES? YOU FAIL!

JoeyChuckles
08-12-2011, 11:42 PM
What does "freshen up" mean for women? Is that a code or something?

The Bad Guy
08-12-2011, 11:42 PM
I would demand a comp. Hopefully it's a chain so you can really bitch to someone on the phone. That's awful.

luv
08-12-2011, 11:43 PM
Nothing of value you could make off with?

NO PICTURES? YOU FAIL!

They did have prescription bottles on the vanity. I almost looked...lol.

Besides, anything comes up missing, and the hotel knows I was in there.

kcfan82
08-12-2011, 11:43 PM
Nope.

Surprising though... I guess Missouri people know how to hook up hotels.

I went to a Microsoft Developers conference in St. Charles, Mo last weekend and got the kings treatment from Comfort Suites.

Sorry about your experience......

luv
08-12-2011, 11:44 PM
What does "freshen up" mean for women? Is that a code or something?

Brushed my hair, put on a little make-up (very little, as I never wear any), changed clothes, and put my hair up in a cap.

Baconeater
08-12-2011, 11:45 PM
Someone else is going to be coming in your room before the night is over. I'd latch that safety hookermeratus thingy on the door if I were you.

luv
08-12-2011, 11:46 PM
Surprising though... I guess Missouri people know how to hook up hotels.

I went to a Microsoft Developers conference in St. Charles, Mo last weekend and got the kings treatment from Comfort Suites.

Sorry about your experience......

I stayed at the Sheraton - OP Convention Center a few weeks ago. Nice, but I love this room. I have some pictures from the first room.

Best room ever was Staybridge Suites in Independence.

luv
08-12-2011, 11:46 PM
Someone else is going to be coming in your room before the night is over. I'd latch that safety hookermeratus thingy on the door if I were you.

Done.

PornChief
08-12-2011, 11:50 PM
if that happened to me, first thing I would do is check my camera / phone if it was left in the room to see if there were pics of a someone's arse with my toothbrush sticking out of it.

Baconeater
08-12-2011, 11:53 PM
Done.
Might want to throw a large piece of furniture in front of the door as well. You can't ever be too careful.

Bwana
08-12-2011, 11:55 PM
I had some drunken biker wonder into my room in a hotel a couple of years ago. He had obtained a key from the front desk. This is exactly why I started using the extra lock and chain, once I'm in the room for the night.

Biker came in, light came on, Glock 20 came out with red dot on bikers chest, biker left quickly. Needless to say, the front desk got a call and I didn't end up paying for the room the next morning.

That wrong room key crap happens all the time. Use all the locks on the door.

luv
08-12-2011, 11:55 PM
My cool room...

kcfan82
08-12-2011, 11:57 PM
My cool room...

Holy shit, I thought my room in St. Charles was nice because the jacuzzi tub was the size of Carl Petersons ego.

Not bad...

luv
08-12-2011, 11:59 PM
I also discovered that there's a safe in the cabinet beside the mini-fridge.

I'm wondering if the second room wasn't maybe an employee sneaking the room for the night?

suzzer99
08-13-2011, 12:00 AM
What shitty-ass chain is this so we can avoid?

T-post Tom
08-13-2011, 12:01 AM
Watch out for these two:

http://theronneel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/motel-hell-21-300x221.jpg

luv
08-13-2011, 12:01 AM
What shitty-ass chain is this so we can avoid?

Hyatt Place

Bwana
08-13-2011, 12:03 AM
http://theronneel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/motel-hell-21-300x221.jpg

It could be worse.......

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2643668186_00b56f476f.jpg
http://humordistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/HousenNorm15.jpg

suzzer99
08-13-2011, 12:03 AM
Hyatt Place

thx

DJay23
08-13-2011, 12:21 AM
Years ago 3 buddies and I went to Philly for a weekend series between the Phils and Red Sox. Stayed in the Hilton Garden in Center City. All but one of us were half drunk from the roadies on the 4 hour drive. We get our key and go to our room. Open the door and there is what we determined later to be an Eastern European man on the bed in his tighty whities. When the door opened he sat up straight as an arrow and one of my friends walks in and says, "HEEYYY!!! We're here buddy!!!!" I think he probably shit himself. You could see fear in his eyes though.

And that's why I too put the chain and latch bar on when I'm in there not paying any attention.

LiveSteam
08-13-2011, 12:23 AM
No sex involved in this story?

luv
08-13-2011, 12:24 AM
No sex involved in this story?

Unfortunately, no. This is me we're talking about here. I can't even walk in on someone else getting some!

SPchief
08-13-2011, 12:54 AM
The first one probably happened on accident, but they put you in a second room assuming it was empty, I would definatly try to bitch enough to get a comp for a future visit

DMAC
08-13-2011, 01:04 AM
Were you wearing a yellow shirt and hat?

rockymtnchief
08-13-2011, 01:32 AM
You got roofied .....twice in the same night....by the same band of gypsy carnies!

Hopefully, you'll remember it all tomorrow.

*Remember to sue for rights to the video.

CrazyPhuD
08-13-2011, 03:19 AM
Well at least if you wake up tomorrow and your ass feels sore you'll know why.

Hog Farmer
08-13-2011, 05:53 AM
A once in a lifetime opportunity for you to have sex and you blew it !

threebag02
08-13-2011, 06:14 AM
Missed a prime opportunity. Should have stayed in the first one. Clean the room like a good girl should. Turned their side of the bed back. Then climb naked into your side of the bed. Maybe they stagger in drunk and don't turn on the light. Win.

bevischief
08-13-2011, 07:33 AM
You got roofied .....twice in the same night....by the same band of gypsy carnies!

Hopefully, you'll remember it all tomorrow.

*Remember to sue for rights to the video.

ROFL

luv
08-13-2011, 07:51 AM
Were you wearing a yellow shirt and hat?

yep
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Stewie
08-13-2011, 08:00 AM
You should let hotwire know about this, too. I know other online reservation companies will offer comps if something like this happens.

DMAC
08-13-2011, 08:29 AM
yep
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Hi

cardken
08-13-2011, 09:12 AM
Could have been the "guest" that found Jani Layne, "There's a problem with my accommodations, there is a former hair-band front-man dead, in my room?"
"While it's not possible to "comp" a "speedball", we could forget to charge for it."
LOL

Extra Point
08-13-2011, 09:22 AM
Refuse the cc charge if they don't help you.

ReynardMuldrake
08-13-2011, 09:49 AM
I still don't understand how the first room wasn't yours. If they give you keys to the wrong room it's on them. Whoever the first person was is the one that should've moved.

Ecto-I
08-13-2011, 11:37 AM
My cool room...

Apparently all Hyatt places are the same because I just stayed at one last week outside of Chicago and it was EXACTLY the same.

GloryDayz
08-13-2011, 11:46 AM
LOL, been there, done that!!! In Chicago I had a flight attendant (of all things!!) walk into my room at around 11:30 one night as I stand there ironing... That was weird. And also why I always hang the do Not Disturb sign on the door ALL THE TIME now.

Additionally, that's why, sometimes, you can't beat the old way of doing things! If they just had a real key, a single metal key, they'd be hard presses to make this kind of mistake. If they did, it'd be epic..

luv
08-13-2011, 12:05 PM
I was the pushover. I didn't demand anything upon checking out. They kept apologizing over and over. I know I should have been pissed, but nothing was taken so it was more humorous than anything.
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Bearcat
08-13-2011, 01:06 PM
And what's more....why would the people from my first room have not said anything to the front desk???

Yeah, WTF would do that? I was in Nashville a couple months ago and when we got to our room, someone's stuff was in it... we never thought about settling in for the evening. :spock:

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-13-2011, 02:40 PM
That's pretty screwed up luv.

JD10367
08-13-2011, 03:17 PM
Unfortunately, no. This is me we're talking about here. I can't even walk in on someone else getting some!

Well, from the story, if you'd left the deadbolt and chain off the door when you went to sleep, you probably would've gotten some sex that night.

Delano
08-13-2011, 03:34 PM
This experience does not sound exciting as the thread title advertises.
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KurtCobain
08-13-2011, 03:49 PM
I had a weird fucking night after the game too. I went down to the sidelines, got a sweaty glove from some player who I didn't know who was, and then this guy told me he'd give me a bottle of vodka for the glove. Pfff. That's a no brainer. On the way out of the stadium the guy said he'd give me a ride home since my phone died and I couldn't call my ride. So I go out to their SUV and we're throwing a football around for a while and then we headed to that gas station with the subway to get gas they said, but they went down the street from there instead and parked in this dark lot.

Then they started making out and asked me how big my 'johnny' was, so I grabbed the vodka, and also the glove and took off. I made it to that gas station, where luckily my ride was sitting waiting on me.

Sure-Oz
08-13-2011, 04:23 PM
What hotel is this that fucked up?

I remember when i went to Denver a few years ago for the chiefs game and stayed at the hyatt downtown the bed had body hair all over and the sheets never got replaced. Needless to say i got pissed and they got new sheets and comped us the night. This hotel should've done more than just comped you food

Stewie
08-13-2011, 04:30 PM
What hotel is this that fucked up?

I remember when i went to Denver a few years ago for the chiefs game and stayed at the hyatt downtown the bed had body hair all over and the sheets never got replaced. Needless to say i got pissed and they got new sheets and comped us the night. This hotel should've done more than just comped you food

What hotel is that fucked up? The hotel you described on a completely different occasion.

KurtCobain
08-13-2011, 04:33 PM
Yeah fuck last night. We lost 25-0 and I almost got raped by gay guys.

Sure-Oz
08-13-2011, 04:34 PM
What hotel is that ****ed up? The hotel you described on a completely different occasion.

Agreed, but 1 it was in DENVER and two they did comp the room and replaced the sheets on the bed before we slept in it. Sounds like her hotel experience was much worse initially

Kyle DeLexus
08-13-2011, 04:47 PM
My cool room...


:hmmm: Why's the toilet seat up?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-13-2011, 04:52 PM
Yeah **** last night. We lost 25-0 and I almost got raped by gay guys.

LMAO

Pants
08-13-2011, 05:02 PM
My cool room...

Hyatt on 112th (or so) and Metcalf, eh?

bevischief
08-13-2011, 08:25 PM
:hmmm: Why's the toilet seat up?

LMAO

gblowfish
08-13-2011, 09:16 PM
I had a weird fucking night after the game too. I went down to the sidelines, got a sweaty glove from some player who I didn't know who was, and then this guy told me he'd give me a bottle of vodka for the glove. Pfff. That's a no brainer. On the way out of the stadium the guy said he'd give me a ride home since my phone died and I couldn't call my ride. So I go out to their SUV and we're throwing a football around for a while and then we headed to that gas station with the subway to get gas they said, but they went down the street from there instead and parked in this dark lot.

Then they started making out and asked me how big my 'johnny' was, so I grabbed the vodka, and also the glove and took off. I made it to that gas station, where luckily my ride was sitting waiting on me.

That's what you get for hanging out with Go Chiefs and Wickedson....

luv
08-13-2011, 09:40 PM
Hyatt on 112th (or so) and Metcalf, eh?

110th street between Nall & Roe.
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luv
08-13-2011, 09:42 PM
This experience does not sound exciting as the thread title advertises.
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Again, this is me.
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JD10367
08-13-2011, 10:09 PM
No sex involved in this story?

Unfortunately, no. This is me we're talking about here. I can't even walk in on someone else getting some!

This experience does not sound exciting as the thread title advertises.
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Again, this is me.
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Jesus H on a ****ing raft, girl. You have the absolutely worst self-esteem I've ever seen in my life, even for the Intrawebz. What the ****. Do you have one tit, a cleft lip, a hunchback, and a scarred face from a fire or something? I've seen 400 pound heifers with hairy moles that looked like they just stepped out of a children's witch tale, who STILL have better self-esteem than you do. There's a fine line between self-deprecation, and being pathetic. Just. Stop. Already.

Guru
08-13-2011, 10:20 PM
I was the pushover. I didn't demand anything upon checking out. They kept apologizing over and over. I know I should have been pissed, but nothing was taken so it was more humorous than anything.
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You let them off the hook? seriously?

luv
08-13-2011, 10:31 PM
Jesus H on a ****ing raft, girl. You have the absolutely worst self-esteem I've ever seen in my life, even for the Intrawebz. What the ****. Do you have one tit, a cleft lip, a hunchback, and a scarred face from a fire or something? I've seen 400 pound heifers with hairy moles that looked like they just stepped out of a children's witch tale, who STILL have better self-esteem than you do. There's a fine line between self-deprecation, and being pathetic. Just. Stop. Already.

I just meant that my life is not very exciting.
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J Diddy
08-13-2011, 11:04 PM
I just meant that my life is not very exciting.
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You had the opportunity of a lifetime to spice it up last night. You could have dressed up like Goldilocks and crashed in the bed... Couldn't have made the night any worse.

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 01:44 AM
That's a nice hotel, I should've gone with you last night.

luv
08-14-2011, 01:50 AM
That's a nice hotel, I should've gone with you last night.

I feel bad that I left you to get gay gang raped.

KcMizzou
08-14-2011, 01:52 AM
I feel bad that I left you to get gay gang raped.Meh, it happens.

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 01:53 AM
I feel bad that I left you to get gay gang raped.

Hey hey hey now we got words in mouths.

luv
08-14-2011, 01:55 AM
Hey hey hey now we got words in mouths.

Attempted gay gang raped?

luv
08-14-2011, 01:56 AM
Meh, it happens.

If that's a common occurrence, I'd either check out the guys I hang out with (well...maybe I worded that wrong), or if it can really be considered rape anymore. :p

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 01:57 AM
Attempted gay gang raped?

Without purposely bringing race into this(they were mexican), I just think they wanted to see what a real 'johnny' looks like.

luv
08-14-2011, 01:58 AM
Without purposely bringing race into this(they were mexican), I just think they wanted to see what a real 'johnny' looks like.

I've never seen a naked Mexican guy. Tell me, are they small?

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 01:59 AM
I wish somebody could see my face when they started making out. I was confused at first, then I think I peed myself a litle bit when they stopped and looked at me. Big guys.

I can't believe you did that to me luv, all you had to do is come yell at the players with me. But women will always have to pee till the day this earth explodes.

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 02:00 AM
I've never seen a naked Mexican guy. Tell me, are they small?

I have a co-worker who "gets around" and she says that she's been with three mexican guys and they weren't even worth the time. And this other girl I know hooked up with a mexican friend I have, and she said he couldn't get in in, too tiny.

Firsthand though, I dunno. I only like black guys.

luv
08-14-2011, 02:02 AM
I wish somebody could see my face when they started making out. I was confused at first, then I think I peed myself a litle bit when they stopped and looked at me. Big guys.

I can't believe you did that to me luv, all you had to do is come yell at the players with me. But women will always have to pee till the day this earth explodes.

I had already peed. I was leaving.

And I do believe I asked if you needed a ride. :harumph:

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 02:05 AM
I had already peed. I was leaving.

And I do believe I asked if you needed a ride. :harumph:

But I wanted a highfive or a glove or something from a player, I just didn't know where that was going to lead me. Eric Berry head butted a kid next to me.

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 02:07 AM
So you just went to the hotel by yourself? That sad, we should'v gone somewhere, I had some extra cash. Atleast your hotel trip was exciting.

KCHawg
08-14-2011, 10:37 AM
Hey hey hey now we got words in mouths.


Probably better than what was planned to be in mouths...:evil:

Dayze
08-14-2011, 10:54 AM
110th street between Nall & Roe.
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shit...we could've hooked up for a beer! I live at 108th and Nall.

gblowfish
08-14-2011, 10:57 AM
KCobain....dude...why are you hooking up with strangers for the promise of a bottle of booze? Bad form, dude. You're going to wind up in a shallow grave somewhere. Really...smarten up!

kepp
08-14-2011, 01:20 PM
I would demand a comp. Hopefully it's a chain so you can really bitch to someone on the phone. That's awful.

Freaking this. That's ridiculous. The booking excuse they gave you is BS. The room should be comped and any decent hotel would give you an additional nite free.
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Smed1065
08-14-2011, 01:27 PM
Without purposely bringing race into this(they were mexican), I just think they wanted to see what a real 'johnny' looks like.

You believe that? Or just saying it to well NM...

KurtCobain
08-14-2011, 01:36 PM
KCobain....dude...why are you hooking up with strangers for the promise of a bottle of booze? Bad form, dude. You're going to wind up in a shallow grave somewhere. Really...smarten up!

I just wanted to use their phone, and it ended up in them saying they'd give me a ride. They were both smaller than me, so I wasn't much worried. I spent nearly a year living in Blue Springs and working in nw Independence with no car, so I've hitched alot of rides. Some strange people, some really nice people who tried to give me cash when they let me off. I refused though, because I'm not a bum. I'll just gladly except a ride over walking 5 or 6 hours.

luv
08-22-2011, 03:17 PM
So, I ended up emailing the corporate office last Monday. Got an automated email back, of course, but then never heard anything. I responded to the automated email on Thursday night, and received a still generic but more personalized email stating that they would contact that hotel's manager. I got a call from him this afternoon, and I am getting a room comped and a "guarantee that I will have a much better stay".

Dayze
08-22-2011, 03:18 PM
sweet.

luv
08-22-2011, 03:19 PM
Just received the email. I am actually getting one night comped, plus 50% off of the cost of the room for any additional nights during that stay. Suh-weet.

rocknrolla
08-22-2011, 03:24 PM
Just received the email. I am actually getting one night comped, plus 50% off of the cost of the room for any additional nights during that stay. Suh-weet.

Good for you. Stick it to the man! :thumb:

Chiefnj2
08-22-2011, 03:26 PM
When that player gave his glove away, the last thing he thought that glove would be used for is some migrant giving a handy j to another guy while Cobain drinks vodka, pees and giggles.

tooge
08-22-2011, 04:11 PM
you should have at least taken a picture of your ass with thier toothbrush in it with their camera. duh.

Ace Gunner
08-22-2011, 04:55 PM
Just received the email. I am actually getting one night comped, plus 50% off of the cost of the room for any additional nights during that stay. Suh-weet.

classy ending :D

Rain Man
08-22-2011, 07:05 PM
I was going to post about those guys with the Russian accents who broke into my room and made me and the maid play russian roulette with a sawn-off shotgun until I went all Deniro on them and then leapt out the window, but I don't think we should have two exciting hotel stories on the front page at the same time.

luv
10-03-2011, 04:51 PM
Booked my room for the end of the month. Prices were $89, $89, and $129. He comped the $129 night, so I'll be paying $89 for all three nights combined. Go me!

Rain Man
10-03-2011, 05:07 PM
Did you get the other $89 off as well? I'm not understanding the math.

luv
10-03-2011, 11:04 PM
Did you get the other $89 off as well? I'm not understanding the math.

I got the $129 comped. The other nights are 50% off.

Rain Man
10-04-2011, 10:29 AM
I got the $129 comped. The other nights are 50% off.

Ah. I completely understand now. The world makes sense again.

tooge
10-04-2011, 10:39 AM
My cool room...

You are losing it CP. Nobody even tried to photoshop a dildo onto one of those pics?

Rain Man
10-04-2011, 10:45 AM
My cool room...


I stayed in that exact same room in Albuquerque last year. No joke.

luv
10-04-2011, 11:16 AM
I stayed in that exact same room in Albuquerque last year. No joke.

I have a feeling most of their hotels across the country are pretty uniform.

Predarat
10-04-2011, 11:17 AM
You are losing it CP. Nobody even tried to photoshop a dildo onto one of those pics?

Since the infraction system was implimented, people have been afraid to do shit like that.