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DenverChief
08-14-2011, 06:26 PM
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mlyonsd
08-14-2011, 06:36 PM
Yeah in cities I know it has to be a tough job at times.

But to give me a taser for a day would just be wrong on so many levels.

unlurking
08-14-2011, 06:38 PM
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LiveSteam
08-14-2011, 06:39 PM
Ya I just see nice cops rolling all threw the hoods fixing bikes.
I did have an off duty Iowa State patrolmen whip out his badge at an Omaha Nebraska concert Friday night,while I was trying to park my car. He went tough cop on me. YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Im in my car. I will say what ever I want. With that he walked away.

DenverChief
08-14-2011, 06:44 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-EmNWlSl9770/TjIMXn7fINI/AAAAAAAABQM/VGckZle0IHc/s640/IMG_20110728_121155.jpgROFL

keg in kc
08-14-2011, 06:45 PM
Fuck no.

unlurking
08-14-2011, 06:50 PM
ROFL

That patch was actually surrounded by a bunch of legit state and fed patches. It took me a few minutes checking them out before I even noticed that one. I do wish I'd taken a pic a little further out, it was a neat display.

listopencil
08-14-2011, 06:55 PM
No. I'd kill some dumbass/dirtbag, then I'd be in trouble.

CrazyPhuD
08-14-2011, 06:59 PM
The end would have been better if he had grabbed the shotgun and screamed 'Leroy Jenkins' and charged into the store!

CrazyPhuD
08-14-2011, 07:03 PM
Ok I'm mentally 12 but this made me laugh....

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DenverChief
08-14-2011, 07:46 PM
Ok I'm mentally 12 but this made me laugh....

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LMAO

Unfortunatly that guy would be a convicted sex offender for that stunt :huh:

beach tribe
08-14-2011, 08:06 PM
Ya I just see nice cops rolling all threw the hoods fixing bikes.
I did have an off duty Iowa State patrolmen whip out his badge at an Omaha Nebraska concert Friday night,while I was trying to park my car. He went tough cop on me. YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Im in my car. I will say what ever I want. With that he walked away.
You're lucky he was off-duty. You might've caught an ass whoopin' BOY

Aries Walker
08-14-2011, 08:32 PM
I could. I wouldn't be very good at it, and I'd probably get shot in that last scenario (especially since that's probably either downtown Baltimore, or Prince George's County), but I could at least give it a go.

Bump
08-14-2011, 08:33 PM
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DenverChief
08-14-2011, 09:05 PM
What is up with the embed code?

DenverChief
08-14-2011, 09:08 PM
??

DenverChief
08-14-2011, 09:25 PM
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KCHawg
08-14-2011, 10:50 PM
Ya I just see nice cops rolling all threw the hoods fixing bikes.
I did have an off duty Iowa State patrolmen whip out his badge at an Omaha Nebraska concert Friday night,while I was trying to park my car. He went tough cop on me. YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Im in my car. I will say what ever I want. With that he walked away.

Hey, that officer was just doing what it took to make it home alive that night!/CCo:-)

Radar Chief
08-14-2011, 11:06 PM
No. I'd kill some dumbass/dirtbag, then I'd be in trouble.

All kinds of ^this.
I don't have much patience for the types of dumbasses cops deal with daily. I'd end up fucking plugging someone just so I didn't have to listen to them anylonger.

Count Alex's Losses
08-14-2011, 11:09 PM
Yes. Think of the free blowjobs

|Zach|
08-14-2011, 11:12 PM
I think it would be tough.

About 1000 ways to screw up any given situation and one way to do it right...if you are lucky.

BigMeatballDave
08-14-2011, 11:29 PM
No Dice, Chino.

Cephalic Trauma
08-14-2011, 11:29 PM
Yes. Think of the free blowjobs

:doh!:
In your case, I think women would gladly take a ticket for going excessively fast in a fines double construction zone with a full shipment of crystal meth before they even think about getting even remotely close to your crotch.

Count Alex's Losses
08-14-2011, 11:33 PM
:doh!:
In your case, I think women would gladly take a ticket for going excessively fast in a fines double construction zone with a full shipment of crystal meth before they even think about getting even remotely close to your crotch.

Bullshit. They'll already be thinking about when they see how cute I look in my uniform...then once my dick is out they'll thank their lucky fortunes that they got Officer Clean Ween instead of Sergeant Droopy McBalls.

Cephalic Trauma
08-14-2011, 11:35 PM
Bullshit. They'll already be thinking about when they see how cute I look in my uniform...then once my dick is out they'll thank their lucky fortunes that they got Officer Clean Ween instead of Sergeant Droopy McBalls.

If I ever wanted to completely negate the funniest thing I have ever seen, I would re-read this post. The fact that this was an attempt at humor simply boggles my mind. :banghead:

Count Alex's Losses
08-14-2011, 11:38 PM
I'm glad you're back, Tom.

Cephalic Trauma
08-14-2011, 11:40 PM
I don't know who that is.

Count Alex's Losses
08-14-2011, 11:42 PM
Uh huh. ROFL

Gonzo
08-14-2011, 11:55 PM
According to the letter I received friday, I'm about to find out. I wonder if I'll be the oldest cadet at 34?
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DenverChief
08-15-2011, 02:34 AM
According to the letter I received friday, I'm about to find out. I wonder if I'll be the oldest cadet at 34?
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Congrats! What state? What dept if you don't mind me asking..PM me if you wanna keep it under the radar

Gonzo
08-15-2011, 07:53 AM
Congrats! What state? What dept if you don't mind me asking..PM me if you wanna keep it under the radar

NE hwy patrol, I haven't decided if I'm going to take it or not. Their wages are shit for the 1st 2 years.
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rageeumr
08-15-2011, 08:30 AM
I think I could be a Leawood cop on a weekday. KCMO, not a chance.

Frazod
08-15-2011, 09:20 AM
Only if I could shoot people who drive slow in the fast lane.

Gonzo
08-15-2011, 09:58 AM
Only if I could shoot innocent appliances.

Fyp
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Frazod
08-15-2011, 10:21 AM
Fyp
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You don't need to be a cop to that. :harumph:

luv
08-15-2011, 10:22 AM
You don't need to be a cop to that. :harumph:

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a cop to do what you suggested either.

Frazod
08-15-2011, 10:25 AM
I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a cop to do what you suggested either.

Probably a lot easier to get away with what I did. :)

luv
08-15-2011, 10:27 AM
Probably a lot easier to get away with what I did. :)

Why be a cop when you can pay a cop? :)

boogblaster
08-15-2011, 11:47 AM
in large cites yea they are needed .. out here in the sticks no .. all they do is write traffic tics and screw with kids smoking pot ....

philfree
08-15-2011, 11:49 AM
I disagree with to many laws that I'd would have to enforce so no.

tooge
08-15-2011, 12:43 PM
where'd you get that bike you little thief? tazes little black kid
a bit more realistic

DenverChief
08-15-2011, 01:29 PM
NE hwy patrol, I haven't decided if I'm going to take it or not. Their wages are shit for the 1st 2 years.
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I guess it all depends on your level of desire to get in law enforcement. I wouldn't turn down a firm offer from anywhere these days

crazycoffey
08-15-2011, 01:30 PM
Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down.

Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened.

He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't.

Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life.

Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious)

I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!"

Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.

DenverChief
08-15-2011, 01:34 PM
Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down.

Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened.

He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't.

Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life.

Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious)

I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!"

Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.

LMAO. Gotta love it....

Fish
08-15-2011, 01:36 PM
Last night we get a call from a 19 year old that got a little ruffed up by some guy who didn't like the 19 year old driving fast in his neighborhood. Quiet street, don't blame the older guy for what was pissing him off, but of course had to say he didn't have the right to go into the street and stop a random stranger, reach into the window and grab the kid by the shirt while yelling at him to slow down.

Deal is, the kid called us and wanted to press charges. Second problem, when I first approach the older dude (who lived in this rich area of town) I smell he'd been drinking and he was being very loud, obnoxious and verbally combative with me. Called me every name in the book, and started walking away three times while I was trying to figure out what had all happened.

He was starting to get pretty aggressive and bowing his chest out at me, you know - remember high school, someone probably did this to you at one time or another. I know I had every right to cuff him for his, mine, the kid's safety, but I didn't.

Anyway, I'm glad I didn't, it ends up he's a senior exec at a BIG banking institution, even if I was right, I probably would have been up to my eyeballs in lawsuits for the rest of my life.

Now, someone up on the "north" side of town does that, well - they'd probably have a gun or drugs or warrants anyway, so it'd all be ok to get tough with that shithead, right? (last paragraph is a joke, in before it's taken serious)

I wonder if the rich guy could've taken care of a credit card from his institution for me? Maybe I should have just started harassing the kid and started auctioning off some options. "for 100 I'll pepper spray him, for 1000, I'll let you taze him!"

Ok, so I'm done rambling. Up for 24 hours.

Rich people get leniency for fear of lawsuits? What are you saying here dude? Get some rest........

crazycoffey
08-15-2011, 01:46 PM
Rich people get leniency for fear of lawsuits? What are you saying here dude? Get some rest........

No, in the moment I made a gut judgement call. In review, I know that someone with more money than god could make my life hell, even if I did the right thing. That's called an observation.

The jokes followed.

Fish
08-15-2011, 01:59 PM
No, in the moment I made a gut judgement call. In review, I know that someone with more money than god could make my life hell, even if I did the right thing. That's called an observation.

The jokes followed.

You made a professional judgment on behalf of the local government that you didn't think through?

:D

Sorry, I'm just being a dick.

KCBOSS1
08-15-2011, 02:02 PM
No more than most of those guys get paid, I'd use my badge for every advantage that I could. There would have to be some perks for additional compensation because most of them don't get paid jack.

crazycoffey
08-15-2011, 02:24 PM
You made a professional judgment on behalf of the local government that you didn't think through?

:D

Sorry, I'm just being a dick.

You think you're "just" being a dick, really though you're being an ignorant dick. Because you didn't think through your own post to realize that in those situations you don't get to think things out, you have to rely on past situations, training and your gut instinct to make a judgement call in the heat of the moment.

The thinking it through part comes afterwards.

Stick to internet porn and cheap football takes that you regurgitate from rotoworld. Stay safe with your speedy internet fact checks on wikipedia and spell check on your computer. Where life can be examined, thought through and corrected to maximize the self imposed real life value in a fantasy two dimensional world.






ROFL

booger
08-15-2011, 04:43 PM
NE hwy patrol, I haven't decided if I'm going to take it or not. Their wages are shit for the 1st 2 years.
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New England?

All this time i thought you were one of them nebraskins