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4th and Long
08-16-2011, 10:16 AM
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'Vampire' Breaks Into Woman's Home, Bites Her
Police: Texas Man Tried Dragging Woman Down Hall

GALVESTON, Texas -- Police arrested a man who they say broke into a woman's apartment and bit her on the neck, claiming to be a vampire.

Investigators said Lyle Bensley used his foot to break the door down and get inside the woman's apartment, Houston TV station KPRC reported.

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"He got inside and was hissing at her and growling at her and did attempt to bite her on the back of the neck," Galveston police Capt. Jeff Heyes said.

Bensley then started dragging the woman down the hallway, but she managed to get away.

A neighbor helped her escape and call police, according to KPRC.

Officers arrived at the apartment complex a few minutes later and found Bensley in the parking lot wearing boxers. He was arrested and charged with burglary.

The woman suffered minor injuries but did not have to go the hospital.

blaise
08-16-2011, 10:18 AM
Boo Berry was also arrested for smoking weed in an alley.

Sofa King
08-16-2011, 10:18 AM
Doesn't Pestilence live in Galveston, Texas?

4th and Long
08-16-2011, 10:19 AM
Boo Berry was also arrested for smoking weed in an alley.

:LOL: LMAO

gblowfish
08-16-2011, 10:28 AM
Nice earrings on the perp. Did he get those from Silpada?

Rain Man
08-16-2011, 10:40 AM
Even in the 21st century, vampires still face a lot of discrimination in Houston.

MoreLemonPledge
08-16-2011, 10:44 AM
Is that an Affliction shirt?

Fish
08-16-2011, 10:50 AM
I call BS..... everybody knows vampires can't enter a home uninvited..... duh...

blaise
08-16-2011, 10:51 AM
If you're a vampire in Galveston you'd be drinking a meth cocktail almost every night.

TEX
08-16-2011, 11:30 AM
I was at the beach in Galveston the other day. You see guys like this all the time. They're always in cutoffs and are usually acting up walking on the sea wall and crap. Galveston is one of the most "haunted" places in the country and these goofs get all into that.

fan4ever
08-16-2011, 12:07 PM
Dude looks a lot like Matt Daemon. Maybe looking like that and being a nut job go hand in hand.

Zeke
08-16-2011, 12:09 PM
I call BS..... everybody knows vampires can't enter a home uninvited..... duh...

Maybe that says something about the woman right there... she could be lying

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-16-2011, 12:16 PM
Gif Horse's new look :hmmm:

Mojo Jojo
08-16-2011, 12:32 PM
Some people take this whole Twilight thing a little too far.

frankotank
08-16-2011, 12:56 PM
Marnie made him do it.

http://images.wikia.com/trueblood/images/8/83/Marnie_spell.jpg

Bob Dole
08-16-2011, 01:19 PM
I was at the beach in Galveston the other day. You see guys like this all the time. They're always in cutoffs and are usually acting up walking on the sea wall and crap. Galveston is one of the most "haunted" places in the country and these goofs get all into that.

Who the hell goes to the beach in Galve...oh, nevermind.

Predarat
08-16-2011, 02:25 PM
Stupid thug, holy shit!

Tribal Warfare
08-16-2011, 02:33 PM
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How many years in prison could he face?


5, 6, 7 years? hah hah hah hah

beach tribe
08-16-2011, 03:42 PM
I was at the beach in Galveston the other day. You see guys like this all the time. They're always in cutoffs and are usually acting up walking on the sea wall and crap. Galveston is one of the most "haunted" places in the country and these goofs get all into that.

There is a house there that is an historical monument, and does haunted tours, as it is supposed to be very haunted. Met this pretty hot chick at my brother's wedding reception there(He married a hot young mexican native).
So, turns out this girl I met is the caretaker of this haunted house. She lives in the attic. It is a sweet ass house.
T' make a long story short, I tagged the girl, and stayed the night in the attic with her. it was Awesome.