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Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:22 PM
I will be answering questions in the next half hour about the experience. For courtesy, please limit yourself to one (1) question, until another member has also asked a question. Thank you.

gblowfish
08-17-2011, 03:23 PM
OK...
What's a "Cambus?"

Count Alex's Losses
08-17-2011, 03:23 PM
Was he polite to you, or dismissive and uninterested?

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:24 PM
OK...
What's a "Cambus?"

University of Iowa's campus bus rides.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:24 PM
Was he polite to you, or dismissive and uninterested?

Uninterested. Seemed approachable, though. He had a focus in his eye, but a calm one.

blaise
08-17-2011, 03:25 PM
University of Iowa's campus bus rides.

You guys have buses now? What became of the horses?

Cave Johnson
08-17-2011, 03:25 PM
On cannabis with Stanzi? Do tell.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:25 PM
Okay, I didn't actually talk to him, just watched him a little.

Dicky McElephant
08-17-2011, 03:25 PM
Did he fuck your significant other?

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:26 PM
You guys have buses now? What became of the horses?

Ricky Stanzi demanded the Board of Regents implement a bus program. It was granted.

blaise
08-17-2011, 03:26 PM
They must have crappy boosters there if all you get is a bus pass.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:26 PM
Did he **** your significant other?

Odds of that are 75-80% yes

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:29 PM
They must have crappy boosters there if all you get is a bus pass.

Most of the booster money was funneled to Stanzi, which he donated to children's football schools in Africa.

mlyonsd
08-17-2011, 03:30 PM
Did Stanzi know where he was going and got off the bus himself, or did the bus driver have to pull over and tell him it was time to get off?

MOhillbilly
08-17-2011, 03:30 PM
Uninterested. Seemed approachable, though. He had a focus in his eye, but a calm one.

OOOoooorrrlllyyyyyy??????

blaise
08-17-2011, 03:31 PM
Did he repeatedly pull on the "next stop" cord and make the bell ring as he rode?

Okie_Apparition
08-17-2011, 03:33 PM
What area of the bus did he sit on? Front, back, middle, right, left

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:34 PM
Did Stanzi know where he was going and got off the bus himself, or did the bus driver have to pull over and tell him it was time to get off?

I never saw him get off.

Gonzo
08-17-2011, 03:34 PM
Stanzi was the one that ordered U of I to paint everything pink in the visitor's locker room.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:35 PM
Did he repeatedly pull on the "next stop" cord and make the bell ring as he rode?

Not once did he grab the cord. Must of the time he spent in small talk with a large unidentified black male next to him.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:35 PM
What area of the bus did he sit on? Front, back, middle, right, left

Very front, right bench.

Gonzo
08-17-2011, 03:36 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2174828

See???

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:37 PM
Stanzi was the one that ordered U of I to paint everything pink in the visitor's locker room.

The only person that Ricky Stanzi can't steal thunder from is Hayden Fry.

blaise
08-17-2011, 03:37 PM
Did he thank the driver or just get off in silence?

Okie_Apparition
08-17-2011, 03:38 PM
He must have wanted to get off the bus in a hurry to study film or inspect flag folding at the VFW

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:39 PM
Did he thank the driver or just get off in silence?

Couldn't tell you. Did not see him get off.

Count Alex's Losses
08-17-2011, 03:39 PM
Last year I was on some cannabis with Ricky Stanzi.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:40 PM
He must have wanted to get off the bus in a hurry to study film or teach flag folding at the VFW

Fixed.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:44 PM
Eight minutes left. Then I have to mow the yard.

Gonzo
08-17-2011, 03:49 PM
The key ingredient in NOS is stanzi's urine.
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
08-17-2011, 03:50 PM
Stanzi's condoms are used NASCAR tires.
Posted via Mobile Device

blaise
08-17-2011, 03:50 PM
Is the Cambus decorated on the outside with Iowa junk?

Gonzo
08-17-2011, 03:51 PM
Stanzi can't get blow-jobs for fear of concussion.
Posted via Mobile Device

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:56 PM
Is the Cambus decorated on the outside with Iowa junk?

I don't think so. Hawkeye colors, yes.

Jenson71
08-17-2011, 03:56 PM
Alright that wraps it up. Thanks for joining in everyone.

Okie_Apparition
08-17-2011, 03:59 PM
May Stanzi be with you

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-17-2011, 05:06 PM
Was Matt Cassel weeping somewhere in the far-off distance at his immiment obsolesence in life?

Thig Lyfe
08-17-2011, 05:09 PM
Do he gots a sexy butt?

Detoxing
08-17-2011, 05:11 PM
What do you feel when you stare into his piercing green eyes? /Athan

ChiefaRoo
08-17-2011, 05:25 PM
I will be answering questions in the next half hour about the experience. For courtesy, please limit yourself to one (1) question, until another member has also asked a question. Thank you.


CAMBUS - FAIL

fan4ever
08-17-2011, 05:30 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2174828

See???

Jeez, did you read the article? What a bunch of morons to make a big deal out of that...what a bunch of dumbasses.

vailpass
08-17-2011, 05:30 PM
OK...
What's a "Cambus?"

"Crambus" is what we called it back in my day. Student buses driven by students. Good times.

BWillie
08-17-2011, 06:19 PM
Is that 35 year old bus driver with 10 majors that stays in school just so he doesn't have to pay back his student loans still there?

vailpass
08-17-2011, 06:31 PM
Is that 35 year old bus driver with 10 majors that stays in school just so he doesn't have to pay back his student loans still there?

LMAO I know that guy.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-17-2011, 06:42 PM
Okay, I didn't actually talk to him, just watched him a little.

Not creepy at all.

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-19-2011, 05:10 PM
Not creepy at all.

BEER ME SIGHTING!:clap:

How are you, brother?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-19-2011, 06:59 PM
BEER ME SIGHTING!:clap:

How are you, brother?

Oh around here for the last few months heh... and pretty good thanks. You?

Cannibal
08-19-2011, 07:01 PM
On cannabis with Stanzi? Do tell.

It was probably mexican ditch weed.

Hog Farmer
08-19-2011, 08:09 PM
Were you guys on the short bus or the long bus ?

Mr. Kotter
08-19-2011, 09:42 PM
Eight minutes left. Then I have to head to happy hour to hook up with some hot chicks--hopefully.

FYP...you're welcome. :thumb:

Phobia
08-19-2011, 09:56 PM
Was everybody dropping footballs in his vicinity?