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SNR
09-07-2011, 10:30 PM
I like my team a lot. Solid across the board with a few shiny spots. Enough to probably get me into the playoffs. I overpaid for Ingram, but he was the last potential RB2 available. It wouldn't do me much good to start crap just so I could save an extra $5.

QB Philip Rivers 34
RB Darren McFadden 33
RB Mark Ingram 20
FLEX Tim Hightower 15
WR Hakeem Nicks 33
WR Mike Williams 22
TE Jimmy Graham 7
D/ST Steelers D/ST 5
K Jason Hanson 1

BE Kenny Britt 10
BE Willis McGahee 3
BE Taiwan Jones 1
BE Cardinals D/ST 2
BE Hines Ward 3
BE Thomas Jones 2
BE Plaxico Burress 2
BE Greg Little 1
BE David Garrard 2

Pestilence
09-07-2011, 10:31 PM
Pest, your WR bye weeks won't work for me, and I know you're not dealing Megatron.

If you see something I'm missing, feel free to offer - worst I could say is no.

Santana Moss?

OnTheWarpath58
09-07-2011, 10:33 PM
Santana Moss?

Same bye week as Dez Bryant.

Pestilence
09-07-2011, 10:34 PM
I have no clue how my team is going to perform. It looks like I'm going to be starting 2 RBs, 2 WRs and 2 TEs each week.

QB - Ben Roethlisberger
RB - Arian Foster
RB - Marshawn Lynch
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Brandon Marshall
TE - Jermichael Finley
FLEX - Lance Kendricks
K - Josh Brown
DEF - Bears D

BE - Pierre Thomas
BE - James Starks
BE - Santana Moss
BE - Kendall Hunter
BE - Jay Cutler
BE - Cowboys D
BE - Andre Roberts
BE - Emmanuel Sanders
BE - Stevan Ridley

DaKCMan AP
09-08-2011, 05:22 AM
First auction draft, should have bid more on a couple of guys I coveted. Not thrilled with this team, but not disappointed either.

DaKCMan AP is Awesome
QB Matt Ryan
RB Michael Turner
RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis
WR Mario Manningham
WR Percy Harvin
FLEX Ryan Grant
TE Kellen Winslow
D/ST Patriots
K Billy Cundiff

BE Joe Flacco
BE Eli Manning
BE C.J. Spiller
BE Brandon Jacobs
BE Sidney Rice
BE Michael Crabtree
BE Marcedes Lewis
BE Dustin Keller
BE Matt Bryant

Nzoner
09-08-2011, 06:49 AM
First auction draft as well and should've gone after some other players especially seeing that I still had $23 left at the end.Oh well,like I said earlier it was a learning experience and glad I tried it and I do believe when all is said and done I'll have a couple of surprises on this squad.

QB-Aaron Rodgers
QB-Sam Bradford

RB-LeGarette Blount
RB-Beanie Wells
RB-Ben Tate
RB-Danny Woodhead
RB-Delone Carter

TE-Jason Witten
TE-Jared Cook

WR-Lee Evans
WR-Ochocinco
WR-Mike Sims Walker
WR-Julio Jones
WR-Nate Burelson

Def-Packers
Def-Texans

K-Mason Crosby
K-Alex Henery

Sofa King
09-08-2011, 07:43 AM
QB Tom Brady

RB Jamaal Charles
RB Cedric Benson

WR Roddy White
WR Miles Austin
WR Stevie Johnson

TE Chris Cooley

K Janikowski

D/ST Falcons

Bench:

Jerome Harrison RB

Ryan Torain RB

Ricky Williams RB

Ronnie Brown RB

Vinsanthe Shianco TE

Kyle Orton QB

Davone Bess WR

Bernard Berrian WR

Randy Moss WR (I case the Pats can lure him out)




Never done a Auction Draft before. I though you guys would follow the espn values a lot closer, so when Charles came up and was almost sold at $20 less than the value i though you guys were just gun shy so i went after him and got him for $55. Little did i know EVERYONE damn near was going to go for $10-$20 cheaper you tightasses. I shoulda passed on Charles and stuck with my pre draft choice of Mendenhall or some other top tier rb who went cheap like McCoy or Arian Foster.

Oh well. I got Roddy white for only $40 which was less than some of the wr's below him went for. And i like my starters overall. My bench has the ability to really suck though.

Sofa King
09-08-2011, 07:48 AM
I need a decent damn TE as well. Anyone who has an extra feel free to offer a trade.

Nzoner
09-08-2011, 07:50 AM
My bench has the ability to really suck though.

I was trying to load the queue when it automatically put Ricky Williams up for bid,so thankful you bid ;)

DJ's left nut
09-08-2011, 08:17 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=106&pictureid=972

DJ's left nut
09-08-2011, 08:19 AM
First auction draft, should have bid more on a couple of guys I coveted. Not thrilled with this team, but not disappointed either.

DaKCMan AP is Awesome
QB Matt Ryan
RB Michael Turner
RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis
WR Mario Manningham
WR Percy Harvin
FLEX Ryan Grant
TE Kellen Winslow
D/ST Patriots
K Billy Cundiff

BE Joe Flacco
BE Eli Manning
BE C.J. Spiller
BE Brandon Jacobs
BE Sidney Rice
BE Michael Crabtree
BE Marcedes Lewis
BE Dustin Keller
BE Matt Bryant

What would it take to get Ryan from you?

Sofa King
09-08-2011, 08:39 AM
I was trying to load the queue when it automatically put Ricky Williams up for bid,so thankful you bid ;)

He was a guy i wanted. I think he can do good things in Baltimore.

Sofa King
09-08-2011, 08:39 AM
What would it take to get Ryan from you?

DON'T DO IT!

Pestilence
09-08-2011, 08:41 AM
I need a decent damn TE as well. Anyone who has an extra feel free to offer a trade.

Want Finley?

DaKCMan AP
09-08-2011, 08:55 AM
What would it take to get Ryan from you?

right nut

SNR
09-08-2011, 08:57 AM
Anybody know how many playoff teams compete in the postseason?

DJ's left nut
09-08-2011, 09:02 AM
right nut

That seems fairly steep.

I recently did some grooming; I can offer you the shavings. It's really the next best thing.

DaKCMan AP
09-08-2011, 09:03 AM
Anybody know how many playoff teams compete in the postseason?

http://movinlikeberney21.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/playoffs.jpg

Nzoner
09-08-2011, 09:06 AM
Nice,right out of the gate and TD's-N-Beer Aaron Rodgers will face off against Drew Brees

DJ's left nut
09-08-2011, 10:23 AM
D'OH!

Congrats to whoever gets to play me in week 8 - a good whupin' will do me some good I s'pose.

I have a pretty stock policy of not giving a rip about bye weeks - build the best team you can and the rest will come together. Alas, I've also never had my #1 and #2 backs end up with a bye on the same week. So I guess that one burned me.

Oh well, I guess I'll be alright with a 15-1 record.

Pestilence
09-08-2011, 10:25 AM
D'OH!

Congrats to whoever gets to play me in week 8 - a good whupin' will do me some good I s'pose.

I have a pretty stock policy of not giving a rip about bye weeks - build the best team you can and the rest will come together. Alas, I've also never had my #1 and #2 backs end up with a bye on the same week. So I guess that one burned me.

Oh well, I guess I'll be alright with a 15-1 record.

I've always looked at it this way. If your starters are all on the same bye week.....it's only one loss. If they're spread out....then you're spot starting a bunch of weeks....which could screw you in the end.

ChiefsCountry
09-08-2011, 10:29 AM
D'OH!

Congrats to whoever gets to play me in week 8 - a good whupin' will do me some good I s'pose.

I have a pretty stock policy of not giving a rip about bye weeks - build the best team you can and the rest will come together. Alas, I've also never had my #1 and #2 backs end up with a bye on the same week. So I guess that one burned me.

Oh well, I guess I'll be alright with a 15-1 record.

Hope its me bc I have alot out on week 8 as well.

OnTheWarpath58
09-08-2011, 11:08 AM
Anybody know how many playoff teams compete in the postseason?

6. Top 2 get byes.

Short Leash Hootie
09-08-2011, 11:13 AM
I like my team a lot. Solid across the board with a few shiny spots. Enough to probably get me into the playoffs. I overpaid for Ingram, but he was the last potential RB2 available. It wouldn't do me much good to start crap just so I could save an extra $5.

QB Philip Rivers 34
RB Darren McFadden 33
RB Mark Ingram 20
FLEX Tim Hightower 15
WR Hakeem Nicks 33
WR Mike Williams 22
TE Jimmy Graham 7
D/ST Steelers D/ST 5
K Jason Hanson 1

BE Kenny Britt 10
BE Willis McGahee 3
BE Taiwan Jones 1
BE Cardinals D/ST 2
BE Hines Ward 3
BE Thomas Jones 2
BE Plaxico Burress 2
BE Greg Little 1
BE David Garrard 2

Trade you Greg Jennings for Hightower and Graham...

Short Leash Hootie
09-08-2011, 11:16 AM
good luck to you guys...wish I could've done more of the draft but I was just too busy. Cheers to a good season.

DJ's left nut
09-08-2011, 11:23 AM
Hope its me bc I have alot out on week 8 as well.

It's Sofa - who has a damn fine team.

I'm going to get crushed. I thought about making a move to ease the blow, but fuck it. 6 get into the playoffs and the odds of me salvaging a W that week are pretty slim.

Congrats on the 1-0 'start', Sofa King.

Detoxing
09-08-2011, 02:07 PM
My team did not come out how I wanted it. My depth at RB is bad even though the computer picked like 5 ****ing backs for me. I look at my team and see a .500 team as long as Vick stays healthy.

Vick
Mendenhall
R. Bush
W. Welker
V.Jackson
J. Maclin
V. Davis

OnTheWarpath58
09-08-2011, 03:54 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/x1dlye.jpg

I'm generally happy with my team, but with that said, I'm always open to trades. If some of you fucked yourself with bye weeks, shoot me an offer.

SNR
09-08-2011, 04:26 PM
Trade you Greg Jennings for Hightower and Graham...Graham's my only real TE, and Hightower is the only bit of RB depth I have. I might consider it if you have a halfway decent backup TE that I could start

Sofa King
09-09-2011, 12:26 PM
Have i won this whole league yet?

ChiefsCountry
09-09-2011, 01:23 PM
Have i won this whole league yet?

The league ended last night. I just won it all. :D

DJ's left nut
09-09-2011, 01:49 PM
I'm generally happy with my team, but with that said, I'm always open to trades. If some of you fucked yourself with bye weeks, shoot me an offer.

I just like that we have dual Archer references as our team names.

Unfortunately, Operation Dicksledge was not a terribly successful fantasy baseball moniker - I ended up changing it about midway through the season which coincided with my resurgence. But it seems more apt for a football team anyway, so it's getting a trial run.

GO DICKSLEDGE!

OnTheWarpath58
09-09-2011, 01:59 PM
I just like that we have dual Archer references as our team names.

Unfortunately, Operation Dicksledge was not a terribly successful fantasy baseball moniker - I ended up changing it about midway through the season which coincided with my resurgence. But it seems more apt for a football team anyway, so it's getting a trial run.

GO DICKSLEDGE!

LMAO

Once you took Dicksledge, my options were a bit limited - I'm all for a non-PC team name, but these don't come out quite right:

S.S. Date Rape
Cock Flavored Spit
Fister Robato


I thought about going with one of the following, however:

Bartleby the Scrivener
My Pet Ocelot
Tactical Turtlenecks
Holy Shitsnacks

Pestilence
09-09-2011, 02:01 PM
S.S. Date Rape is awesome. ROFL

OnTheWarpath58
09-09-2011, 02:02 PM
S.S. Date Rape is awesome. ROFL

That's such a great sequence in the show.

"Krieger, this van is like rolling probable cause."

Pestilence
09-09-2011, 02:04 PM
There's a guy in a friend's league who is a Chiefs fan and an Irish fan. His team name is Jimmy Clausen and the Funky Bunch.

Cave Johnson
09-09-2011, 03:00 PM
This league is DJ's to lose.

DJ's left nut
09-09-2011, 03:08 PM
LMAO

Once you took Dicksledge, my options were a bit limited - I'm all for a non-PC team name, but these don't come out quite right:

S.S. Date Rape
Cock Flavored Spit
Fister Robato


I thought about going with one of the following, however:

Bartleby the Scrivener
My Pet Ocelot
Tactical Turtlenecks
Holy Shitsnacks

I almost went with "Whatever Farm Animals of War"

SNR
09-09-2011, 03:10 PM
LMAO

Once you took Dicksledge, my options were a bit limited - I'm all for a non-PC team name, but these don't come out quite right:

S.S. Date Rape
Cock Flavored Spit
Fister Robato


I thought about going with one of the following, however:

Bartleby the Scrivener
My Pet Ocelot
Tactical Turtlenecks
Holy Shitsnacks
SS Date Rape gave me the idea to change my name to Chum Guzzlers

It's official

DJ's left nut
09-09-2011, 03:11 PM
This league is DJ's to lose.

Not in love w/ my depth or my QB situation.

I think I'll have a few weeks where I unleash a tactical nuclear gang-raping on someone, but I see a few awful ones out there as well. I like Sofa King's team a lot and there's another couple that I think are real serious threats as well.

I think we'll probably have a pretty clear breakdown for the playoffs (probably 6 clear haves and 6 clear have-nots) and I'd imagine Josh Freeman will piss down his leg at the absolute worst time and I'll get bludgeoned by a Rodgers/Brees/Brady led squad.

DJ's left nut
09-09-2011, 03:13 PM
That's such a great sequence in the show.

"Krieger, this van is like rolling probable cause."

There are truly unlimited possibilities from that show.

I know someone that went with "Sugar Pills and Zima"

Sofa King
09-09-2011, 03:22 PM
Not in love w/ my depth or my QB situation.

I think I'll have a few weeks where I unleash a tactical nuclear gang-raping on someone, but I see a few awful ones out there as well. I like Sofa King's team a lot and there's another couple that I think are real serious threats as well.

I think we'll probably have a pretty clear breakdown for the playoffs (probably 6 clear haves and 6 clear have-nots) and I'd imagine Josh Freeman will piss down his leg at the absolute worst time and I'll get bludgeoned by a Rodgers/Brees/Brady led squad.

Hopefully it's the Brady led one. :)

Sofa King
09-09-2011, 03:22 PM
It's weird not having Manning in the "elite" qb talk for FF.

:(

Sofa King
09-09-2011, 03:24 PM
Also hoping Kyle Orton blows up like he was last year. He was kicking major ass until he got hurt. If he does that hopefully i'll be able to trade him off to someone needing a QB.

Pestilence
09-09-2011, 03:31 PM
Not in love w/ my depth or my QB situation.

I think I'll have a few weeks where I unleash a tactical nuclear gang-raping on someone, but I see a few awful ones out there as well. I like Sofa King's team a lot and there's another couple that I think are real serious threats as well.

I think we'll probably have a pretty clear breakdown for the playoffs (probably 6 clear haves and 6 clear have-nots) and I'd imagine Josh Freeman will piss down his leg at the absolute worst time and I'll get bludgeoned by a Rodgers/Brees/Brady led squad.

Big Ben is going to rape everyone in this league.

OnTheWarpath58
09-09-2011, 05:19 PM
I almost went with "Whatever Farm Animals of War"

LMAO

Dog in a Manger.

ChiefsCountry
09-11-2011, 06:53 PM
Me and Nzoner got a barn burning going on.

DJ's left nut
09-12-2011, 08:27 AM
Well - there was one of those tactical nuclear gang-rapings.

I hope you at least got some flowers, Meatwhistle.

OnTheWarpath58
09-12-2011, 08:28 AM
Who's going to win more games this year, my fantasy team, or the Chiefs?

Right now, I'd be surprised if either get to 6.

Sofa King
09-12-2011, 10:37 AM
It's not looking good! :)

Pestilence
09-13-2011, 07:01 AM
Thats what you call a perfect matchup.

Sofa King
09-13-2011, 07:16 AM
Thats what you call a perfect matchup.

You got lucky!

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2011, 12:38 PM
Who's going to win more games this year, my fantasy team, or the Chiefs?

Right now, I'd be surprised if either get to 6.

Looks like we'll both be 0-2 this time next week, I get the honor of getting bitch slapped by DJ this week.

Ugh.

DJ's left nut
09-13-2011, 12:54 PM
Looks like we'll both be 0-2 this time next week, I get the honor of getting bitch slapped by DJ this week.

Ugh.

ARCHER SHOWDOWN!!!!!

My boys are looking to avenge the hellish rise of SofaKing on Monday night when he snaked that top score crown from me.

On the plus side for you - it'll be damn hard for this team to play any better than they played last week.

Sofa King
09-13-2011, 01:02 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sLiM0sVslH4/TGy5myFFKgI/AAAAAAAAAEg/RcXc9vYtcGQ/s400/juggernaut-bitch-1.jpg

ChiefsCountry
09-13-2011, 01:07 PM
I got lucky that Brady decided not to throw to Chad Johnson last night.

DJ's left nut
09-13-2011, 01:08 PM
Looks like we'll both be 0-2 this time next week, I get the honor of getting bitch slapped by DJ this week.

Ugh.

Our projections are about even.

Loser has to re-name their team "Wee Baby Seamus" for 2 weeks...

Detoxing
09-13-2011, 01:32 PM
Anyone looking for a TE? Gonna throw Vernon Davis on the trade block.

Sofa King
09-13-2011, 01:37 PM
Anyone looking for a TE? Gonna throw Vernon Davis on the trade block.

Hells ya i am. I just don't have the ammo to get him.

Detoxing
09-13-2011, 01:51 PM
Hells ya i am. I just don't have the ammo to get him.

What ya got?

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Our projections are about even.

Loser has to re-name their team "Wee Baby Seamus" for 2 weeks...

LMAO

Done. Thinking the Peyton Hillis matchup versus Indy is going to make or break me.

Sofa King
09-13-2011, 02:46 PM
What ya got?

Players.

Detoxing
09-13-2011, 02:53 PM
Players.

har har har

Nzoner
09-13-2011, 06:49 PM
I got lucky that Brady decided not to throw to Chad Johnson last night.

Thankfully I was at a sportsbook in vegas with real money on the Pats and the over and feeling good with numerous comped drinks or I would've been pissed. :)

Short Leash Hootie
09-14-2011, 06:39 PM
my team isn't very good...I lucked into a win last week. Ben Watson? lol

anyways I'm open to wheeling and dealing...I want Dwayne Bowe off of my team...no part of me wants to cheer anything KC this year, so please, please offer me something.

OnTheWarpath58
09-16-2011, 11:01 AM
Our projections are about even.

Loser has to re-name their team "Wee Baby Seamus" for 2 weeks...

LMAO

Done. Thinking the Peyton Hillis matchup versus Indy is going to make or break me.

And after last night's episode, I propose for our 2nd matchup, loser renames his team "My Manservant Jerkins" for 2 weeks.

OnTheWarpath58
09-16-2011, 11:29 AM
Deangelo Williams is officially on the trading block.

Sofa King
09-16-2011, 12:14 PM
Deangelo Williams is officially on the trading block.


Trade offer sent.

Sofa King
09-16-2011, 12:16 PM
my team isn't very good...I lucked into a win last week. Ben Watson? lol

anyways I'm open to wheeling and dealing...I want Dwayne Bowe off of my team...no part of me wants to cheer anything KC this year, so please, please offer me something.

Trade offer sent.

Sofa King
09-16-2011, 12:16 PM
Anyone looking for a TE? Gonna throw Vernon Davis on the trade block.

Trade offer sent.

OnTheWarpath58
09-16-2011, 01:40 PM
Trade offer sent.

LMAO

Douche.

Sofa King
09-16-2011, 01:55 PM
LMAO

Douche.

He's one of the greatest ever! EVER!!!

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 03:50 PM
I've gotten some insulting trade offers...ones that make no sense to even offer.

Sofa King
09-16-2011, 03:52 PM
I've gotten some insulting trade offers...ones that make no sense to even offer.

He's one of the greatest ever! EVER!!!

OnTheWarpath58
09-16-2011, 04:08 PM
I've gotten some insulting trade offers...ones that make no sense to even offer.

I'd offer you Williams, it looks like you could use him. But I want no part of Bowe.

Pestilence
09-16-2011, 04:09 PM
Santana Moss for Bowe is an insulting offer?

OnTheWarpath58
09-16-2011, 04:12 PM
Santana Moss for Bowe is an insulting offer?

I think S. Moss will be the better player this year, personally.

And IIRC, Hootie did say "please, offer me something."

I'm guessing he was talking about Sofa King, who is generously willing to part with Randy Moss.

Pestilence
09-16-2011, 04:12 PM
I figured he was offering up Moss. ROFL

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 04:24 PM
I don't sell low...no interest in deangelo...and even if moss may have the better year why would I want to trade a WR for a comparable WR? Bose started slow last year too...

Pestilence
09-16-2011, 04:25 PM
I'm just not seeing this whole "fantasy guru" thing.

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 04:26 PM
I will trade bows for hightower straight up

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 04:27 PM
Not in this league...my team is awful...but go post a thread somewhere and see who has more fantasy value...bowe or moss...then get back to me

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 04:29 PM
The night of the draft I had bowling league and hosted a live keeper draft...had to go on auto after my roommate forgot to bid on hightower...hopefully the guru in me can dig myself out of the hole

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 04:33 PM
I think hightower will have a better year than MID doesn't mean id trade MID for hightower

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 04:34 PM
Autocorrect kills me

SNR
09-16-2011, 05:14 PM
I will trade bows for hightower straight upI'd rather have a great Flex RB than a great Flex WR. Giving up Hightower to get Bowe makes no sense for me.

Sorry, don't care if the value tilts my way. It doesn't make my team better at all.

Short Leash Hootie
09-16-2011, 05:22 PM
I'd rather have a great Flex RB than a great Flex WR. Giving up Hightower to get Bowe makes no sense for me.

Sorry, don't care if the value tilts my way. It doesn't make my team better at all.

Totally understand.

ChiefsCountry
09-18-2011, 10:15 PM
Damn I should have started Steve Smith instead of Braylon Edwards. Would have had a victory this week.

Sofa King
09-19-2011, 07:08 AM
Jesus Christ. Injuries just ravaged me this week. Charles out for the year, Miles Austin down for an extended period of time.

Looks like I'll be the Tom Brady-only show for awhile.

DJ's left nut
09-19-2011, 08:34 AM
Man - Freeman's 1st half shit-fests are really hurting me.

This is the 2nd consecutive week he's taken the 1st half off only to have a solid 2nd half.

Looks like a name change will be coming soon enough. Dammit, Freeman.

Sofa King
09-19-2011, 08:34 AM
I need another fucking RB now.

Steve Johnson, Roddy White, Miles Austin (now a pulled hammy FYI) are all on the block.

Pestilence
09-19-2011, 09:04 AM
Good God. Thanks a lot Arian Foster. My RB group is fucking horrid.

Nzoner
09-19-2011, 09:07 AM
Good God. Thanks a lot Arian Foster. My RB group is ****ing horrid.

Send me an offer for his handcuff,I need a wr

Pestilence
09-19-2011, 09:09 AM
Send me an offer for his handcuff,I need a wr

I'll take a look tonight. I don't have my laptop at work with me today.

Nzoner
09-19-2011, 09:13 AM
BTW,I just bumped the OP thread where Hootie called my pick of Brady before Vick "unbelieveably bad" and called my league "a bunch of retards" so I posted our league's numbers to this point.

Granted,it's only 2 weeks but so far Mr Fantasy Guru better hold off on starting his own radio show.

DaKCMan AP
09-19-2011, 09:31 AM
DaKCMan AP is still Awesome, but his team in this league isn't.

Short Leash Hootie
09-19-2011, 10:52 AM
BTW,I just bumped the OP thread where Hootie called my pick of Brady before Vick "unbelieveably bad" and called my league "a bunch of retards" so I posted our league's numbers to this point.

Granted,it's only 2 weeks but so far Mr Fantasy Guru better hold off on starting his own radio show.

What the fuck? I said your pick of brady was fine but the fact Vick went that late was inexcusable. Dude...Steve smith could've went 3 overall and it would've worked out so far but it still would've been an awful pick. I had Vick #1 and brady #2 on my overall this year...Vick, brady, Stafford and romo are my only qb's in all 7 of my leagues.

OnTheWarpath58
09-19-2011, 10:57 AM
Man - Freeman's 1st half shit-fests are really hurting me.

This is the 2nd consecutive week he's taken the 1st half off only to have a solid 2nd half.

Looks like a name change will be coming soon enough. Dammit, Freeman.

IMO, Desean Jackson hurt you more. Can't believe he laid that egg.

With that said, you've never played in a FF league with me before, so I'll tell you you're far from dead. Yeah, I only need 21 yards from Bradshaw, but based on some of my historic losses, I'm betting he finds a way to fuck me.

Regardless, it was a good matchup. As close as the projections implied.

DJ's left nut
09-19-2011, 11:01 AM
IMO, Desean Jackson hurt you more. Can't believe he laid that egg.

With that said, you've never played in a FF league with me before, so I'll tell you you're far from dead. Yeah, I only need 21 yards from Bradshaw, but based on some of my historic losses, I'm betting he finds a way to fuck me.

Regardless, it was a good matchup. As close as the projections implied.

That's allright.

Next week, you fuckers are getting a shot of Cammy-Cam juice.

I'm tired of this Freeman crap. Win or lose, I'm going down swinging.

OnTheWarpath58
09-19-2011, 12:17 PM
I need another fucking RB now.

Steve Johnson, Roddy White, Miles Austin (now a pulled hammy FYI) are all on the block.

Good God. Thanks a lot Arian Foster. My RB group is fucking horrid.

Shoot me an offer, fellas.

Sofa King
09-19-2011, 01:38 PM
Shoot me an offer, fellas.

Jamaal Charles for Bradshaw?

OnTheWarpath58
09-19-2011, 01:41 PM
Jamaal Charles for Bradshaw?

LMAO

DeezNutz
09-19-2011, 01:49 PM
I need another ****ing RB now.

Steve Johnson, Roddy White, Miles Austin (now a pulled hammy FYI) are all on the block.

The Right 18 will entertain all offers. Send them via PM.

Pestilence
09-19-2011, 01:53 PM
Shoot me an offer, fellas.

What do you need?

DeezNutz
09-19-2011, 01:54 PM
The Right 18 will entertain all offers. Send them via PM.

Interested in WRs, by the way.

OnTheWarpath58
09-19-2011, 01:55 PM
What do you need?

Anything and everything. Depends on what back you're wanting.

Nzoner
09-19-2011, 02:22 PM
I'll take a look tonight. I don't have my laptop at work with me today.

After tonight the football world will know who Greg Salas is :D

Short Leash Hootie
09-19-2011, 02:23 PM
Interested in WRs, by the way.

Sent you an offer.

Willing to part with Bowe or Jennings, with Jennings obviously being more expensive.

DeezNutz
09-19-2011, 02:36 PM
Sent you an offer.

Willing to part with Bowe or Jennings, with Jennings obviously being more expensive.

Might do the Jennings deal. I'll give that some more thought and PM you back later.

SNR
09-19-2011, 06:00 PM
Consider yourself officially raped by the Chum Guzzlers, Pestilence.

You can't or won't beat me

OnTheWarpath58
09-19-2011, 06:58 PM
After tonight the football world will know who Greg Salas is :D

The guy who can't handle a punt?

Nzoner
09-19-2011, 11:30 PM
The guy who can't handle a punt?

Thankfully I added the :D

but seriously in my big money league I had no choice but to start him needing 13 yards,the lost punt made it 23 yards and I win by 5 yards

Sofa King
09-20-2011, 07:40 AM
Fucking injuries.

Pestilence
09-20-2011, 08:54 AM
Send me an offer for his handcuff,I need a wr

Sent you an offer.

Nzoner
09-20-2011, 03:19 PM
Sent you an offer.

Looking at numbers through the first two games of the two players and this news from yesterday I'm going to decline and see if my management skills can keep me in the hunt.


Coach Gary Kubiak announced Monday that Ben Tate will be the Texans' lead back until Arian Foster's hamstring fully heals.
"He's playing really well," Kubiak said of Tate. "Ben's probably going to carry most of the load right now. ... He's going to be out there a great deal." Kubiak also praised Tate's pass protection for the second straight week. Foster didn't look fully healthy during the first half of Houston's Week 2 win over Miami, and had to shut it down at intermission. The Texans will lean on Tate against the Saints in Week 3. You'll be hard pressed to name 12 better running back plays in fantasy football.


Sorry man this news is worth more than Santana Moss

Sofa King
09-20-2011, 03:44 PM
Sent you an offer.

You're really working that Santana Moss trade aren't you.

Pestilence
09-20-2011, 04:42 PM
You're really working that Santana Moss trade aren't you.

He's better than Randy.



THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!

OnTheWarpath58
09-20-2011, 04:46 PM
He's better than Randy.



THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!!

LMAO

Sent you a counter, BTW.

Pestilence
09-20-2011, 04:49 PM
LMAO

Sent you a counter, BTW.

I denied that counter, BTW. :D

OnTheWarpath58
09-20-2011, 04:59 PM
I denied that counter, BTW. :D

Figured as much. I'll give the other some thought, but I'm not thrilled with the idea as of right now.

Pestilence
09-20-2011, 05:06 PM
Eh....it's no big deal. I still think it's a little early to start panicking....

Sofa King
09-21-2011, 07:31 AM
Eh....it's no big deal. I still think it's a little early to start panicking....

**** that. I've already given up on the next 3 games until Miles Austin comes back.


EDIT: of course i'll have lost a few other guys by then.

Sofa King
09-21-2011, 03:24 PM
LeSean McCoy needs to hurry up and get hurt. As does Ray Rice. For my team.

Sorry Dicksledge. LMAO

DJ's left nut
09-21-2011, 11:21 PM
LeSean McCoy needs to hurry up and get hurt. As does Ray Rice. For my team.
Baby Seamus. LMAO

FYP.

I will have my vengeance, OTWP. I will have my vengeance.

OnTheWarpath58
09-22-2011, 07:45 AM
FYP.

I will have my vengeance, OTWP. I will have my vengeance.

I just looked, and we don't play again.

*insert Ric Flair "WOOO" here*

LMAO

Sofa King
09-22-2011, 07:49 AM
I just looked, and we don't play again.

*insert Ric Flair "WOOO" here*

LMAO

You two should make for an interesting matchup in the consolation bracket.

Sofa King
09-22-2011, 01:54 PM
How come none of you ****ers are offering me trades? Is my lack of depth and all the Q's and O's next to the rest of my players scaring you away or something? pussies.

Sofa King
09-23-2011, 07:35 AM
And now Cedric Benson's getting suspended.

This shit is getting ridiculous.

Sofa King
09-23-2011, 09:16 AM
annnnnnddddd, now i've lost my kicker.

DaKCMan AP
09-23-2011, 09:34 AM
annnnnnddddd, now i've lost my kicker.

Link?

Sofa King
09-23-2011, 09:41 AM
Link?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2148/sebastian-janikowski

I guess there's still a chance he could kick, but he's not even kicking in practice and they moved him to Highly Questionable.

DaKCMan AP
09-23-2011, 09:44 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2148/sebastian-janikowski

I guess there's still a chance he could kick, but he's not even kicking in practice and they moved him to Highly Questionable.

Strange. CBS says he practiced fully yesterday.

http://2ptr.football.cbssports.com/players/player/news/187389

Cave Johnson
09-23-2011, 10:02 AM
annnnnnddddd, now i've lost my kicker.

It's a kicker. They're fungible.

Edit: a kicker I also own. Welcome to the waiver wire, Seabass.

Sofa King
09-23-2011, 10:44 AM
Strange. CBS says he practiced fully yesterday.

http://2ptr.football.cbssports.com/players/player/news/187389

Good. Janikowski has been a key to me being 2-0. no shit. LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
09-24-2011, 01:47 PM
Hopefully I can steal a win this week and then Greg Jennings is for sale to the highest bidder with a RB

Nzoner
09-25-2011, 06:22 PM
Hopefully I can steal a win this week and then Greg Jennings is for sale to the highest bidder with a RB

Don't feel real confident Witten can score 20+ but with Miles out and Romo hurting he should be a big part of the game.If not,I tip my cap and kick myself for having Nate on the bench especially when I saw Britt take a cart ride.

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 07:17 AM
Whew. I was really hoping the colts wouldn't kick a field goal at the end there. Woulda screwed me if it was a 50 yarder. Woulda lost by .01 pts until that damn pitt RB got me a partial point.

I guess i should thank Tom Brady for allowing me to hold on through all these injuries.

Pestilence
09-26-2011, 09:29 AM
Fuck you Arian Foster. JFC.....hurry up and start fucking playing again.

DaKCMan AP
09-26-2011, 09:34 AM
DaKCMan AP is Awesome have joined the Suck 4 Luck campaign.

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 09:49 AM
**** you Arian Foster. JFC.....hurry up and start ****ing playing again.

Looks like you may have a new starter in Hunter.

Pestilence
09-26-2011, 09:54 AM
Looks like you may have a new starter in Hunter.

Yeah....unfortunately on a shitty offense. We'll see how he does.

ChiefsCountry
09-26-2011, 10:04 AM
Whew. I was really hoping the colts wouldn't kick a field goal at the end there. Woulda screwed me if it was a 50 yarder. Woulda lost by .01 pts until that damn pitt RB got me a partial point.

I guess i should thank Tom Brady for allowing me to hold on through all these injuries.

You are lucky right before kickoff I put Steven Jackson in for Michael Bush. :banghead:

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 10:04 AM
Yeah....unfortunately on a shitty offense. We'll see how he does.

Well that Tate offer is still on the table you just need to sharpen that pencil a bit more :toast:

Pestilence
09-26-2011, 10:04 AM
Well that Tate offer is still on the table you just need to sharpen that pencil a bit more :toast:

What the hell did you want again? I forget...

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 10:35 AM
What the hell did you want again? I forget...

At the time I was needing a wr,now with the addition of Nelson and Washington(injury to Britt could be big) for him and Cook, I don't know.I've got Megatron in one of my cash leagues and would be open to obtaining him.I realize that sounds huge but without thinking I'm a dumbass just trying to pick your pocket keep in mind that you'd be sitting on either the starting rb on an explosive offense and/or one helluva flex player.

As in any trade I'll just say look at the overall numbers and look into the future,if it works it works and if not we tried.

P.S. Don't forget we'd need to go wr/wr and rb/rb I don't expect a straight up trade for the aforementioned.

OnTheWarpath58
09-26-2011, 10:36 AM
Jesus. Bad managing this week. I think I have more points on my bench than in my starting lineup.

Pestilence
09-26-2011, 10:36 AM
Yeah....Megatron isn't leaving my team. I'll see what I have in Hunter and go from there. If Foster gets shutdown for the year.....I'll be open to trading.

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 10:46 AM
You are lucky right before kickoff I put Steven Jackson in for Michael Bush. :banghead:

I took out Ricky Williams and put in Isacc Redmen. I thought Pitt would be so far ahead they could put in the backup RB and he'd get big numbers... Well, they put in the supposed to be injured Mewelde Moore instead, and the Ravens got so far ahead they put Williams in.

:banghead:

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 10:49 AM
Jesus. Bad managing this week. I think I have more points on my bench than in my starting lineup.

Watching Washington #'s had me :banghead: just hope Witten can have a Finley like day

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 10:51 AM
Yeah....Megatron isn't leaving my team. I'll see what I have in Hunter and go from there. If Foster gets shutdown for the year.....I'll be open to trading.

It's all good but IF Foster gets shutdown for the year don't look to me for Tate :D

Seriously,I think the Houston run game is about to become a clusterfock of epic proportions.

Detoxing
09-26-2011, 10:56 AM
Michael Vick with a fucking Broken Hand. Great.

I still wanna unload Vernon Davis for a RB if anyone is interested.

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 11:01 AM
Michael Vick with a ****ing Broken Hand. Great.

I still wanna unload Vernon Davis for a RB if anyone is interested.

It's not broken now,damn dude don't you follow player news? ;)

Short Leash Hootie
09-26-2011, 01:04 PM
Don't feel real confident Witten can score 20+ but with Miles out and Romo hurting he should be a big part of the game.If not,I tip my cap and kick myself for having Nate on the bench especially when I saw Britt take a cart ride.

I'm getting lucky man...I was only able to make about 5 picks and Daniel Thomas was an auto-draft I almost dropped...now he looks like he'll be a top 15 back from here on out.

My team is very weak and I'm going to be pawning off Greg Jennings for a 2 for 1 RB/TE combo to the highest bidder after this week.

I'd say I have a 70% chance to beat you but you never know...if Dez isn't healthy Witten is going to get a ton of targets...I could see 100 yards and 2 TD's tonight being very realistic.

Short Leash Hootie
09-26-2011, 01:06 PM
Yeah....Megatron isn't leaving my team. I'll see what I have in Hunter and go from there. If Foster gets shutdown for the year.....I'll be open to trading.

you were the asshole that outbid me for CJ eh?!

Guess I shouldn't have given you such a hard time for bidding him up to $48 (I believe)...I was stunned.

CJ was a must get for me...I over bidded him by $15 and still lost! Nice pick though, nice pick.

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 01:49 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/14922/aa_result_w3-0.jpg

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 02:07 PM
Wow. Pestilence has a free week against me in week 7. Jesus... The remaining non-crippled players on my team are all on byes that week.

Pestilence
09-26-2011, 02:20 PM
Wow. Pestilence has a free week against me in week 7. Jesus... The remaining non-crippled players on my team are all on byes that week.

That's fucking awesome.

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 02:27 PM
That's ****ing awesome.

That's the week Kyle Orton blows up.

Nzoner
09-26-2011, 08:22 PM
Not that it's going to matter for my game but does ESPN change scoring on a regular basis?I've never used their FF site and somehow as of tonight Hootie gained a few extra points on me.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 09:19 AM
Not that it's going to matter for my game but does ESPN change scoring on a regular basis?I've never used their FF site and somehow as of tonight Hootie gained a few extra points on me.

they make it clear that games are not official until THURSDAY of the following week...it's odd, I know...

I run two leagues and last year (we play a 16 week season) in week 15...one playoff team beat another to advance to the championship by 4.5 points.

100 yard rushers get a 5 point bonus in my league.

Well the league office decided on Thursday of championship week that Mendenhall rushed for 99 yards rather than 100...so the team that won by 4.5 lost his 5 point bonus and on THURSDAY (which happened to be a game day as well) the team that "lost" was then suddenly in the championship game...

It was pretty funny.

But yeah, in point...Thursday is when all games are officially official for ESPN.

Nzoner
09-27-2011, 09:33 AM
they make it clear that games are not official until THURSDAY of the following week...it's odd, I know...

I run two leagues and last year (we play a 16 week season) in week 15...one playoff team beat another to advance to the championship by 4.5 points.

100 yard rushers get a 5 point bonus in my league.

Well the league office decided on Thursday of championship week that Mendenhall rushed for 99 yards rather than 100...so the team that won by 4.5 lost his 5 point bonus and on THURSDAY (which happened to be a game day as well) the team that "lost" was then suddenly in the championship game...

It was pretty funny.

But yeah, in point...Thursday is when all games are officially official for ESPN.

What was weird though is that you gained a few points somewhere(I really don't know where as I didn't memorize your team) and when I clicked on stat corrections for week 3 it was saying there have been none.

Like I said no biggie to me because it's a free league but damn like the story you told above that could majorly affect an outcome.We use My Fantasy League for both cash leagues and once scores are posted Tuesday morning the only changes that can be made are by the commish himself.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 09:40 AM
I use MFL for one league and I really like it...but we have to pay for it every year. Draft kit is included though so that's nice.

ESPN is still the best IMO

DJ's left nut
09-27-2011, 10:23 AM
Back on the horse - good job, Dicksledges.

Consecutive losses would've stung quite a bit. It's a good thing flopnuts kinda sucks at this because I'm still having some issues getting this team turned around.

Sofa King
09-27-2011, 10:37 AM
You should give me McCoy or Rice.

DJ's left nut
09-27-2011, 10:39 AM
You should give me McCoy or Rice.

Sure.

Colt could absolutely be had for the right price...

Sofa King
09-27-2011, 10:42 AM
Sure.

Colt could absolutely be had for the right price...

I'll give you Tom Brady for Colt McCoy. If that's not enough i"ll throw in Miles Austin and Roddy White.

Pestilence
09-27-2011, 10:45 AM
Man 1-2 is awesome. :facepalm:

Sofa King
09-27-2011, 12:11 PM
Man 1-2 is awesome. :facepalm:

I hear ya.

Oh wait. No i don't.

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/19/1921/N8N9D00Z/art-print/muhammad-ali-i-am-the-greatest.jpg

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 01:16 PM
Does anyone want to make me an offer for Jennings or Fitzgerald?

For Christ's sake I can't even get responses to my offer...

and no...don't offer me Santana Moss or a worse WR for my guys...not interested.

I want a RB/TE combo if anything...and the TE better be Owen Daniels caliber or better.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 01:16 PM
so like something in terms of...

Owen Daniels/Daniel Thomas for Greg Jennings is what I'm looking for.

If you have a package equal to that value, please send it my way.

I do not like guys like DeAngelo Williams and Jon Stewart just a forewarning.

Sofa King
09-27-2011, 01:20 PM
All the decent rb's are hurt, under performing, or unavailable in a trade.

Pestilence
09-27-2011, 01:22 PM
All the decent rb's are hurt, under performing, or unavailable in a trade.

This.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 01:40 PM
well I stumbled into Daniel Thomas so...daiquiris!

OnTheWarpath58
09-27-2011, 01:56 PM
Best I can do is Daniels and Tolbert/McGahee/Tomlinson.

DaKCMan AP
09-27-2011, 02:20 PM
Best I can do is Green-Ellis or Jacobs and Winslow. But that's because my team blows.

SNR
09-27-2011, 02:22 PM
Can't help you out, Hootie. I need McFadden and Hightower. And Jimmy Graham, too. I have nobody backing him up.

I don't think you'd like Mark Ingram + any of my backup receivers would you? Something like Ingram + Plaxico/Mike Williams for Jennings?

Pestilence
09-27-2011, 02:36 PM
What do you want for Ingram?

Pestilence
09-27-2011, 02:36 PM
Hootie? You interested in Fred Davis?

DJ's left nut
09-27-2011, 02:39 PM
This.

There's just not enough depth out there in a 12 team league to move one.

Ordinarily I would be looking to move McCoy or MJD to upgrade at QB and WR (something like McCoy, Freeman, Lloyd for White and Brady) but even if SofaKing would do it, how could I justify it? Sure, I'm looking much better at QB and WR there, but now I'm starting Pierre Garcon as my Flex or waiting for Tim Hightower to lose his job and make Helu useful.

So my gain becomes fairly marginal and it's possible that I've served only to make SofaKing harder for me to beat later.

It's just a tough league to make a deal in right now due to the depth of the league (12 guys) and the number of starters (having that flex play). Those of us that have starters we like ended up having shit depth for the most part. Those of us that have some solid depth don't have enough high end starters to make strong plays.

Things will loosen up a bit as injuries and desperation take hold, but it's not surprising that deals aren't happening right now.

Nzoner
09-27-2011, 03:01 PM
Hell I'm willing to shake things up and put Aaron Rodgers on the trading block if anyone wants to make some offers.

OnTheWarpath58
09-27-2011, 03:09 PM
Hell I'm willing to shake things up and put Aaron Rodgers on the trading block if anyone wants to make some offers.

Offer sent. No idea what you're wanting though.

Nzoner
09-27-2011, 03:42 PM
Offer sent. No idea what you're wanting though.

Seamus sent an offer as well that I've countered so I'm waiting to see his opinion

DJ's left nut
09-27-2011, 03:51 PM
Seamus sent an offer as well that I've countered so I'm waiting to see his opinion

Figure'd I'd see something similar to that coming back.

Ultimately when you look at the principals involved there, if I wanted my roster to end up looking like that, it would have during the draft (if that makes any sense).

Ain't a lot of guys that I almost certainly would not deal, but Rice is one of 'em.

I sent you a modified proposal back but it's closer to the one I originally sent than your counter. Preciate the effort.

Nzoner
09-27-2011, 04:03 PM
Figure'd I'd see something similar to that coming back.

Ultimately when you look at the principals involved there, if I wanted my roster to end up looking like that, it would have during the draft (if that makes any sense).

Ain't a lot of guys that I almost certainly would not deal, but Rice is one of 'em.

I sent you a modified proposal back but it's closer to the one I originally sent than your counter. Preciate the effort.

Not a problem,as for making any sense,hell I don't know,this was my first ever auction draft and to be quite honest I'd never do a ca$h auction league just didn't appeal to me much at all but I'm sure a lot of that has to do with having $25 left to spend at the end :doh:

Think I'll stick with my 1st and most expensive buy Rodgers and see if my ff managing via the ww holds any promise.

Good luck.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 04:07 PM
no, I don't want any of those retreads.

and I'm glad I didn't trade Jennings for Hightower...hate the fact that's a committee now...ruins my top sleeper.

Nzoner
09-27-2011, 04:10 PM
Just noticed I play against Brady this week LMAO

Well here's to Brady (the player not the team) kicking the ever living shit out of me because Tom is my qb in my biggest cash league.

Nzoner
09-27-2011, 04:13 PM
no, I don't want any of those retreads.

and I'm glad I didn't trade Jennings for Hightower...hate the fact that's a committee now...ruins my top sleeper.

I got "Shannhanned" a few years ago and swore never again.

DJ's left nut
09-27-2011, 04:15 PM
no, I don't want any of those retreads.

and I'm glad I didn't trade Jennings for Hightower...hate the fact that's a committee now...ruins my top sleeper.

You can have the younger half of the committee if you'd like...

Clark and Helu for Jennings?

If you'd like to wait for Helu to take the job outright, I suppose I can understand that.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 04:18 PM
these are shit offers

yeah I'll take a TE with no QB and the guy who gets 30% of the carries in Washington for a top 5 WR...

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 04:18 PM
if you're going to try and rape me at least paypal me some dinner money or something

DJ's left nut
09-27-2011, 04:20 PM
if you're going to try and rape me at least paypal me some dinner money or something

Then it wouldn't be rape.

Wouldn't that just be your going rate?

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 04:32 PM
Then it wouldn't be rape.

Wouldn't that just be your going rate?

I'll do anything for $$

OnTheWarpath58
09-27-2011, 04:48 PM
Seamus sent an offer as well that I've countered so I'm waiting to see his opinion

No worries. That's all I have to offer, so it makes it easy.

DeezNutz
09-27-2011, 05:00 PM
In need of a QB? Want some Harvard in your life? Don't hesitate to find the PM button on your nearest keyboard.

I know the fireworks tent down the street is trying to rape you on its rodgers rocket, so buy in bulk from DeezNutz; they're kind.

Detoxing
09-27-2011, 05:00 PM
Anyone interested in Bush? Reggie Bush that is....

Sofa King
09-27-2011, 05:19 PM
There's just not enough depth out there in a 12 team league to move one.

Ordinarily I would be looking to move McCoy or MJD to upgrade at QB and WR (something like McCoy, Freeman, Lloyd for White and Brady) but even if SofaKing would do it, how could I justify it? Sure, I'm looking much better at QB and WR there, but now I'm starting Pierre Garcon as my Flex or waiting for Tim Hightower to lose his job and make Helu useful.

So my gain becomes fairly marginal and it's possible that I've served only to make SofaKing harder for me to beat later.

It's just a tough league to make a deal in right now due to the depth of the league (12 guys) and the number of starters (having that flex play). Those of us that have starters we like ended up having shit depth for the most part. Those of us that have some solid depth don't have enough high end starters to make strong plays.

Things will loosen up a bit as injuries and desperation take hold, but it's not surprising that deals aren't happening right now.

i wouldnt do that trade anyways. brady pretty much is my team, and once white gets going i figure those 2 can pretty much carry me" especially when austin comes back. fucking charles fucked me tho... and benson getting suspended.

SNR
09-27-2011, 05:59 PM
I'll do anything for $$Ah. Will you suck my dick?

SNR
09-27-2011, 06:10 PM
What do you want for Ingram?Sent you an offer.

I need WR help pretty much if you want to counter it.

Short Leash Hootie
09-27-2011, 06:58 PM
Michael Vick with a ****ing Broken Hand. Great.

I still wanna unload Vernon Davis for a RB if anyone is interested.

I made you an offer where you can keep Vernon ;)

Greg Jennings for Gronkowski seems quite fair.

SNR
09-27-2011, 10:20 PM
Sorry, Pest. I still have faith in Mike Williams. I don't want to give up on him quite yet. I was going to make a push for Calvin Johnson, but anything I offered you would have been an insult.

Pestilence
09-27-2011, 10:26 PM
Sorry, Pest. I still have faith in Mike Williams. I don't want to give up on him quite yet. I was going to make a push for Calvin Johnson, but anything I offered you would have been an insult.

It's cool. How about Santana Moss for Mark Ingram?

Everyone else shutup. :D

SNR
09-27-2011, 11:38 PM
It's cool. How about Santana Moss for Mark Ingram?

Everyone else shutup. :DAsshole.

I'm totally going to send you my insulting Calvin Johnson offer now.

Nzoner
09-28-2011, 08:19 AM
I know the fireworks tent down the street is trying to rape you on its rodgers rocket, so buy in bulk from DeezNutz; they're kind.

That was good,of course you could've just called me Pyro Joe

Nzoner
09-28-2011, 08:25 AM
Ben Tate listed Q with a sore ankle, Kubiak taking a page right out of the Shanahan Playbook of how to fock with FF owners on a weekly basis.

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 09:21 AM
Mother fucker. Got outbid for Sidney Rice......

Pestilence
09-28-2011, 09:24 AM
If anyone wants a mediocre WR....hit me up.

Torrey Smith
Eric Decker
Denarius Moore

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 09:29 AM
If anyone wants a mediocre WR....hit me up.

Torrey Smith
Eric Decker
Denarius Moore

All the guys you just bought in FA are for sale huh?

Pestilence
09-28-2011, 09:32 AM
I can't start them all.

Brandon Marshall is on the trading block though.

Short Leash Hootie
09-28-2011, 10:16 AM
figured people were going to be more active in this league

I've sent out two trade offers that are about to expire.

DJ's left nut
09-28-2011, 10:32 AM
Mother fucker. Got outbid for Sidney Rice......

Sweet.

Did I blow the scale too badly? It was about $6 more than anyone had bid on anyone else, but he looked freakin' awesome last week and I really didn't want to lose out on him.

He'll probably blow his ACL this week.

DJ's left nut
09-28-2011, 10:32 AM
figured people were going to be more active in this league

I've sent out two trade offers that are about to expire.

Yeah, we seem to have 2 or 3 dead teams already, oddly enough.

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 10:57 AM
I made you an offer where you can keep Vernon ;)

Greg Jennings for Gronkowski seems quite fair.

If Vernon starts putting up 2 td's and 100 Yards a game I'll consider it.

Gronkowski and Welker ARE my team right now.

OnTheWarpath58
09-28-2011, 11:23 AM
Mother fucker. Got outbid for Sidney Rice......

Me too. Thought I went pretty heavy for a guy that's going to ride my bench.

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 12:12 PM
Me too. Thought I went pretty heavy for a guy that's going to ride my bench.

How much did you bid? I bid 18 and i thought i was above and beyond what it would take.

OnTheWarpath58
09-28-2011, 12:16 PM
How much did you bid? I bid 18 and i thought i was above and beyond what it would take.

Shit, you outbid me. I went to $15.

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 12:18 PM
Shit, you outbid me. I went to $15.

I WIN!

DJ's left nut
09-28-2011, 01:12 PM
I WIN!

Congrats on being the first loser.

I've inserted him into my starting lineup over Brandon Lloyd just to make you feel better about it.

Short Leash Hootie
09-28-2011, 02:11 PM
If Vernon starts putting up 2 td's and 100 Yards a game I'll consider it.

Gronkowski and Welker ARE my team right now.

I understand...

I can't believe how undervalued Jennings is in this league.

Oh well...my team is, amazingly enough, pretty solid. Would love a TE...how about AJ Green for Vernon Davis?

Pestilence
09-28-2011, 02:12 PM
I don't think Jennings is undervalued. I think you're asking way to much for him.

DJ's left nut
09-28-2011, 02:41 PM
I don't think Jennings is undervalued. I think you're asking way to much for him.

If I had Gronk, I'd pull the trigger.

But like I said - my team has no depth so there's really not a deal I can make.

I damn sure am not going to give up one of my top 3 backs for him and I don't have a decent 2nd tier option until Helu finally takes the job away from Hightower.

I didn't go full stars/scrubs, but I clearly skimped on my depth and it's annoying the holy hell out of me right now.

Pestilence
09-28-2011, 02:48 PM
If I had Gronk, I'd pull the trigger.

But like I said - my team has no depth so there's really not a deal I can make.

I damn sure am not going to give up one of my top 3 backs for him and I don't have a decent 2nd tier option until Helu finally takes the job away from Hightower.

I didn't go full stars/scrubs, but I clearly skimped on my depth and it's annoying the holy hell out of me right now.

I'm not saying that Jennings isn't worth a lot. But the way the RBs are right now.....it's not worth it to give a top RB and a top TE to get Jennings.

JMO

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 02:54 PM
. Would love a TE...how about AJ Green for Vernon Davis?

How about **** yeah? Send me the proposal. Interested in Maclin?

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 02:57 PM
If I had Gronk, I'd pull the trigger.

But like I said - my team has no depth so there's really not a deal I can make.

I damn sure am not going to give up one of my top 3 backs for him and I don't have a decent 2nd tier option until Helu finally takes the job away from Hightower.

I didn't go full stars/scrubs, but I clearly skimped on my depth and it's annoying the holy hell out of me right now.

Gronk is beasting right now and is clearly Brady's favorite target in the end zone. With Hernandez down for hopefully a few more weeks, that guy could end up being my MVP.

Short Leash Hootie
09-28-2011, 03:05 PM
I don't think Jennings is undervalued. I think you're asking way to much for him.

Lol

Ok

Top 20 pick but asking for daniel Thomas and Owen Daniels value (when 2 for 1's are a fantasy no no) is asking too much...

Right. Maybe I should just trade him for helu straight up! Fair value!!!!

Short Leash Hootie
09-28-2011, 03:08 PM
How about **** yeah? Send me the proposal. Interested in Maclin?

Offer sent. I like maclin some...no doubt. Im starting to doubt that offensive line though.

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 07:51 PM
If I had Gronk, I'd pull the trigger.

But like I said - my team has no depth so there's really not a deal I can make.

I damn sure am not going to give up one of my top 3 backs for him and I don't have a decent 2nd tier option until Helu finally takes the job away from Hightower.

I didn't go full stars/scrubs, but I clearly skimped on my depth and it's annoying the holy hell out of me right now.

Word. LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
10-02-2011, 06:52 PM
Flop still checking his team? Sent him an offer last week and I see he's starting Carlson at TE? Maybe just a busy week...

doomy3
10-02-2011, 07:38 PM
I don't think Jennings is undervalued. I think you're asking way to much for him.

You think asking for Gronk straight up for Jennings is asking too much? WTF?

Short Leash Hootie
10-02-2011, 08:09 PM
You think asking for Gronk straight up for Jennings is asking too much? WTF?

I made that deal knowing I was losing the deal, just that I thought I had enough value at WR to make the deal...

but no one seems to want to give any value for Greg Jennings so Greg Jennings isn't going to be traded...

Vernon Davis (although I hate him and that team) is good enough for TE for me so I'll stop worrying about that position...

and suddenly my team looks to be about the 2nd or 3rd best team in the league...a few more moves and I'll have completely rebounded from my hectic draft day.

So in other words...

Daiquiris!

Short Leash Hootie
10-02-2011, 08:10 PM
my biggest mistake was the fact I let someone outbid me for Megatron...went all the way to $45 and couldn't believe I was still getting outbid...I should have just went all the way for him...

DJ's left nut
10-02-2011, 08:40 PM
Flop still checking his team? Sent him an offer last week and I see he's starting Carlson at TE? Maybe just a busy week...

I don't think so; he hasn't updated it in awhile now.

You think asking for Gronk straight up for Jennings is asking too much? WTF?

I agree. I'd absolutely love to have a way to get Jennings for a TE.

Short Leash Hootie
10-02-2011, 08:47 PM
in fairness, this (like I called) is the year of the TE...

you have 5 TE's (at least) who are borderline WR1 value...

Gronk, Hernandez, Finley, Graham, Witten...who have legit league winning value.

Short Leash Hootie
10-02-2011, 08:48 PM
the funny thing is (and why I took Graham in all of my leagues) is 3 of those 5 weren't even TE1's coming into FFL...(or top tier 1's)...

that's why I didn't take Finley, Clark, Witten or Gates in any leagues...the value wasn't there this year...why take Finley early when I can have Graham 5 rounds later?

SNR
10-02-2011, 08:54 PM
One of my friends has Aaron Rodgers and the Ravens D on his team.

83 points between 2 players LMAO

Nzoner
10-02-2011, 10:25 PM
One of my friends has Aaron Rodgers and the Ravens D on his team.

83 points between 2 players LMAO

85.7 here between Rodgers and Beanie

Short Leash Hootie
10-02-2011, 10:51 PM
good week

I haven't won yet, but I'm about 90% in the clear...

3-1

Pretty lucky so far, but in H2H, that's all you need...here's to me, the fantasy guru ;)

DJ's left nut
10-03-2011, 08:44 AM
How long till this Cam Newton horse bucks the holy hell out of me?

I'm glad to have (apparently) resolved the #2 WR problem w/ Sidney Rice, but dammit I'm terrified of having to rely on Cam Newton every week.

Keep on slingin' kid - I'm gonna need it.

Pestilence
10-03-2011, 08:55 AM
Fuck my team......JFC.

Sofa King
10-03-2011, 09:00 AM
Fucking Miles austin and Jamaal injuries finally caught up with me.

Ridley was a nice pickup for me. Hopefully he steals the gig from Lawfirm full time.

Pestilence
10-03-2011, 09:11 AM
How long till this Cam Newton horse bucks the holy hell out of me?

I'm glad to have (apparently) resolved the #2 WR problem w/ Sidney Rice, but dammit I'm terrified of having to rely on Cam Newton every week.

Keep on slingin' kid - I'm gonna need it.

I don't want to hear it.

I'm going to be rolling with Cutler.

DJ's left nut
10-03-2011, 09:19 AM
I don't want to hear it.

I'm going to be rolling with Cutler.

I think I'm going to go all-in on Cammy Cam, so if Freeman interests you, lemme know.

He's the Brad Johnson of fantasy quarterbacks. It looks like he's going to give you about 15 points every week, with a week here and there where he goes for 20-25.

Steady but unspectacular.

Pestilence
10-03-2011, 09:27 AM
I think I'm going to go all-in on Cammy Cam, so if Freeman interests you, lemme know.

He's the Brad Johnson of fantasy quarterbacks. It looks like he's going to give you about 15 points every week, with a week here and there where he goes for 20-25.

Steady but unspectacular.

I'm rolling with Newton in my money league. The guy is a beast and worthy of a start every week. He's going to throw the ball at least 30 times a game and he's basically the Panther's goal line back.

Let me take a look at your team.

Nzoner
10-03-2011, 09:50 AM
I don't want to hear it.

I'm going to be rolling with Cutler.

That sonofabitch cost me dearly in one of my cash leagues this week :mad:

Nzoner
10-03-2011, 10:19 AM
good week

I haven't won yet, but I'm about 90% in the clear...

3-1

Pretty lucky so far, but in H2H, that's all you need..

Yeah,I'm a 15 yard catch by Ocho week 1 from being 3-1

Nzoner
10-03-2011, 10:21 AM
****ing Miles austin and Jamaal injuries finally caught up with me.

Ridley was a nice pickup for me. Hopefully he steals the gig from Lawfirm full time.

Now we just need Chum to lose tonight.

Pestilence
10-03-2011, 10:30 AM
I think I'm going to go all-in on Cammy Cam, so if Freeman interests you, lemme know.

He's the Brad Johnson of fantasy quarterbacks. It looks like he's going to give you about 15 points every week, with a week here and there where he goes for 20-25.

Steady but unspectacular.

Eh....why don't you just send me an offer. I have no idea what you would want off of my team.

DJ's left nut
10-03-2011, 11:03 AM
Eh....why don't you just send me an offer. I have no idea what you would want off of my team.

Threw an offer your way.

SNR
10-03-2011, 11:13 AM
Now we just need Chum to lose tonight.Tis possible. I need Mike Williams to not be a giant steaming pile of shit tonight, which doesn't seem to be his MO this year.

Short Leash Hootie
10-03-2011, 12:03 PM
there are better QB's on the waivers than Josh Freeman (fantasy wise)...

Pestilence
10-03-2011, 02:12 PM
If you want Calvin Johnson or Jermichael Finley.....make me an offer.