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-King-
08-19-2011, 08:14 AM
Gerald McCoy: “Um, Mr. Brady, can we line up?”

Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on August 19, 2011, 9:08 AM EDT


The Bucs defense didn’t look ready for primetime on Thursday night against New England. To put it mildly.

Heck, they weren’t even ready for Patriots quarterback Tom Brady to snap the ball usually.

“[Adrian] Clayborn came to me and was like, ‘Oh my god, it was so fast!’ I said, ‘I know! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!’ It was a reality check, we needed that,” defensive tackle Gerald McCoy said via Greg. A. Bedard of the Boston Globe.

“Man, I’m telling you man, they came out, they’d turn around huddle, snap, oh, ‘There’s the Mike, Go!’ I was like, ‘Dang! Um, Mr. Brady, can we line up?’ He didn’t care. He was like, ‘You’re not going to line up.”’ McCoy said. “When we turned around one time I checked back around and my hand was going to the grass and they were like, ‘Hut!’ And I said, ‘Noooooooooooo!’”

The Patriots played at a very quick tempo, and the Bucs couldn’t recognize how to match up quickly. McCoy thinks it’s exactly what the team needed after getting a “false sense of security last week.”

“[Linebacker Mason Foster? He needed to see Tom Brady. He didn’t see to see Calabaloo from last week, whatever the dude’s name was. I’m sorry if you can hear this. I don’t know who you were, I’m sorry. It’s nothing personal,” McCoy said.

“Tyler Palko?” a reporter asked.

“Falko, yeah, the replacement. He needed to see Tom Brady,” McCoy responded.

To repeat: Do not draft Calabaloo in your fantasy league. He is not a real person. Do not draft Tyler Palko either. Or Falko.

Reaper16
08-19-2011, 08:26 AM
Mr. Rosenthal has a bright future ahead of him at The Atchison Times.

Zeke
08-19-2011, 08:27 AM
ROFL

Hydrae
08-19-2011, 08:38 AM
Calabaloo, I hope that sticks with him until he no longer sticks to this team.

Sofa King
08-19-2011, 08:42 AM
LMAO Palko gets all the chicks.


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Chiefnj2
08-19-2011, 08:47 AM
"False sense of security" from playing against KC. Good job Haley.

Shag
08-19-2011, 09:14 AM
"False sense of security" from playing against KC's 2nd and 3rd stringers. Good job Haley.

FYP

talastan
08-19-2011, 09:21 AM
ROFL Falco ROFL

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41794_55386320131_5176_n.jpg

Gawd I hope he isn't our #2. :shake:

gblowfish
08-19-2011, 09:40 AM
Now available at the Arrowhead Pro Shop. Get yours now, they're going like hot cakes!

Fire Me Boy!
08-19-2011, 09:44 AM
ROFL Falco ROFL

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41794_55386320131_5176_n.jpg

Gawd I hope he isn't our #2. :shake:

That's FalcoR.

This is Falco:

http://thevictoryformation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/S5361.jpg

talastan
08-19-2011, 10:27 AM
That's FalcoR.

This is Falco:

http://thevictoryformation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/S5361.jpg

Thanks for the clearification. :thumb: Fail on my part.

gblowfish
08-19-2011, 10:53 AM
Why does this thread smell like Wild Yam?

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2011, 12:33 PM
ROFL He didn't get to see Calabaloo.

Baby Lee
08-19-2011, 04:51 PM
Amadeus Amadeus . . . Ah-mah-deus.

Reaper16
08-20-2011, 01:39 AM
It has just come to my attention that this is a real article based on a real interview with real quotes. I actually thought that you wrote this up as a humor piece. I'm blown away.

This paragraph:
“Man, I’m telling you man, they came out, they’d turn around huddle, snap, oh, ‘There’s the Mike, Go!’ I was like, ‘Dang! Um, Mr. Brady, can we line up?’ He didn’t care. He was like, ‘You’re not going to line up.”’ McCoy said. “When we turned around one time I checked back around and my hand was going to the grass and they were like, ‘Hut!’ And I said, ‘Noooooooooooo!’”
is one of the greatest paragraphs in the history of sports journalism.