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arrowheadnation
08-19-2011, 06:47 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

Count Zarth
08-19-2011, 06:47 PM
No, fuck off.

CrazyPhuD
08-19-2011, 06:47 PM
No you're far too optimistic.

Brock
08-19-2011, 06:48 PM
Great thread.

keg in kc
08-19-2011, 06:49 PM
No, not really. Still thinking 9 or 10. The defense is going to be really hard to run on, and the offense will get incrementally better over the next 3 weeks.

|Zach|
08-19-2011, 06:51 PM
I have no interest in talking you off the ledge.

Shove your white flag up your ass and just jump.



knee jerk mother fuckers. lol

unlurking
08-19-2011, 06:55 PM
Feel free to take the quick route off that ledge.

threebag02
08-19-2011, 06:59 PM
I think 9-7

-King-
08-19-2011, 07:00 PM
We went from 19-0 to 18-1. We're going to lose to the Patriots now.

LiveSteam
08-19-2011, 07:01 PM
http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-kansas/Jayhawk.jpg

Superturtle
08-19-2011, 07:03 PM
I had a sinking feeling..... When I slept with your mother last night!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvj1cVM5S1qf9g8o.gif

Crush
08-19-2011, 07:04 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

Jump!!! What are you waiting for?

Hog Farmer
08-19-2011, 07:06 PM
What I really think is that you should take that thought , put it in a blender a shove it up your ass, blender and all!

BigMeatballDave
08-19-2011, 07:12 PM
Take a Xanax

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2011, 07:13 PM
Welcome back mecca :clap:

KcMizzou
08-19-2011, 07:15 PM
No, **** off.:clap:

Marcellus
08-19-2011, 07:16 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

Go smear jelly on your asshole and sit on an ant farm.

ArrowheadMagic
08-19-2011, 07:17 PM
Your one moment to shine as a thread starter..... and this is what your bring? Fuck you and your ledge...... jump.

|Zach|
08-19-2011, 07:18 PM
Go smear jelly on your asshole and sit on an ant farm.

:eek:

nychief
08-19-2011, 07:21 PM
um, stop your hand wringing like a little bitch?

factortobe
08-19-2011, 07:26 PM
S T F U!!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-19-2011, 07:31 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

I might go with 4. But I haven't watched any football yet and I'm just seeing if you'll really jump.

thurman merman
08-19-2011, 07:32 PM
Gay thread.

tk13
08-19-2011, 07:33 PM
2-14. And that's if Charles stays healthy.

Baconeater
08-19-2011, 07:39 PM
I missed the first half of the game, so I have to wait until the replay to get my freak out on.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2011, 07:40 PM
I get it. Someone bumped a thread from 2 years ago.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-19-2011, 07:42 PM
JFC. STFU & GTFO

-King-
08-19-2011, 07:44 PM
Go smear jelly on your asshole and sit on an ant farm.

http://i.imgur.com/eSX5q.gif

Fish
08-19-2011, 07:51 PM
We're doomed. I'm selling my tickets and moving to Canada....

Pawnmower
08-19-2011, 07:55 PM
Go ahead and jump you fairweather rudy poo beefy vagina flapper.

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Von Dumbass
08-19-2011, 08:00 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

-King-
08-19-2011, 08:04 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

:)

thurman merman
08-19-2011, 08:05 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

Yeah, they're playing as if it's a preseason game or something.

Deberg_1990
08-19-2011, 08:06 PM
I have no interest in talking you off the ledge.

Shove your white flag up your ass and just jump.



knee jerk mother ****ers. lol

Yes this x1000!

Marcellus
08-19-2011, 08:07 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

I take it you have been watching Flacco and Taylor run for their lives most of the night tonight.

Bill Brasky
08-19-2011, 08:08 PM
Gay thread.

Like loose butthole gay. We've seen two preseason games. Grow up.

Guru
08-19-2011, 08:11 PM
no, not really. no

Mr. Flopnuts
08-19-2011, 08:12 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

ROFL Justin Houston, playing like a 1st round talent.

seclark
08-19-2011, 08:13 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

why don't you go ahead and jump w/him, you pinheaded dipshit.
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LocoChiefsFan
08-19-2011, 08:18 PM
I have no interest in talking you off the ledge.

Shove your white flag up your ass and just jump.



knee jerk mother fuckers. lol

THIS!!!

The Bad Guy
08-19-2011, 08:21 PM
God, fuck yourself.

You know what sickening feeling I have? That you root for the same team I do.

This is the same shit every year. Some douche, who doesn't post a lot (that's obviously a good thing), watches 6 quarters of preseason football and has declared the season lost already.

Wave the flag, jerkoff. If they turn out to be a solid team this year, you can shove it up your ass and spin because I'm sure you'll be here to celebrate with the rest of us after you left them for dead.

Fuck off.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2011, 08:22 PM
:hmmm: Vader helm av. Closet Raider fan?

The Bad Guy
08-19-2011, 08:23 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

Maybe you can bet me the bunk beds you likely still use in your parents basement that the Chiefs will have more than 5 wins.

You're right. The pass rush just isn't there after 7 preseason quarters. Tamba just forgot how to rush the passer and Gilberry can't do it either.

What do you want to bet? Better go ask mom for an allowance.

Pawnmower
08-19-2011, 08:23 PM
The Chiefs run defense looks good but the pass rush isn't there at all. The offense looks unimaginative again, much like it did before Charlie Weis came there. I say 5 wins, but if you get injuries it could slip to two or three.

so 5 is the top and 2 is the low estimate?


My god you are a fuck tard.

|Zach|
08-19-2011, 08:23 PM
The jury is out. The ChiefsPlanet community wants this guy to shove a lot of things up his own ass in a lot of different ways.

The Bad Guy
08-19-2011, 08:25 PM
The jury is out. The ChiefsPlanet community wants this guy to shove a lot of things up his own ass in a lot of different ways.

You can add a an aids spiked dildo to that list.

thurman merman
08-19-2011, 08:25 PM
Maybe you can bet me the bunk beds you likely still use in your parents basement that the Chiefs will have more than 5 wins.


ROFL

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2011, 08:26 PM
KnowMo already climbed on in.

|Zach|
08-19-2011, 08:26 PM
You can add a an aids spiked dildo to that list.

I will make a Google Doc or something for organization and collaboration.

Von Dumbass
08-19-2011, 08:27 PM
Touchdown Ravens.

Ebolapox
08-19-2011, 08:36 PM
Touchdown Ravens.

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season

Red Beans
08-19-2011, 08:45 PM
Touchdown Ravens.

Re

tarded

Chiefs Pantalones
08-19-2011, 08:51 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

Yep you're the only one. I think you're confusing our team with the Donkeys.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-19-2011, 08:53 PM
If this kid was a Denver fan, he'd be predicting a winless season.

Baconeater
08-19-2011, 08:54 PM
Ravens just scored again, we are fucking doomed.

Von Dumbass
08-19-2011, 08:56 PM
Ravens just scored again, we are ****ing doomed.

Chiefs preseason opponents - 56
Chiefs - 13

|Zach|
08-19-2011, 08:59 PM
Chiefs preseason opponents - 56
Chiefs - 13

The correlation between preseason success and regular season success = 0

Fish
08-19-2011, 09:13 PM
There's always next year....

The Bad Guy
08-19-2011, 09:18 PM
Chiefs preseason opponents - 56
Chiefs - 13

I love how you want to keep score for the Chiefs preseason, yet didn't watch most of the 2nd halfs of your teams games last year.

How fucking sad are you that you're in your early 20s spending a Friday night on a rival message board?

Zeke
08-19-2011, 09:23 PM
I love how you want to keep score for the Chiefs preseason, yet didn't watch most of the 2nd halfs of your teams games last year.

How ****ing sad are you that you're in your early 20s spending a Friday night on a rival message board?

This sad?

http://wtfmoogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/59d5403649f73e874b8a81c197faa71c-300x268.jpg

lcarus
08-19-2011, 09:23 PM
I take it you have been watching Flacco and Taylor run for their lives most of the night tonight.

I was just gonna say, I thought our pass rush was a lot better tonight. Another thing - I think Gregg is an underrated acquisition. I have a great feeling about him.

|Zach|
08-19-2011, 09:23 PM
This sad?

http://wtfmoogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/59d5403649f73e874b8a81c197faa71c-300x268.jpg

awwwww

Okie_Apparition
08-19-2011, 09:35 PM
I'm really impressed with the French

Ooookay

DTLB58
08-19-2011, 09:59 PM
I was just gonna say, I thought our pass rush was a lot better tonight. Another thing - I think Gregg is an underrated acquisition. I have a great feeling about him.

Underrated by whom? Those that know football have aknowledge and know he is an upgrade at the position.

Tribal Warfare
08-19-2011, 10:06 PM
There's always next year....

That's a Cassel contract year.

Beerthirty
08-19-2011, 10:08 PM
No, I feel this team is being built the right way for once. I do feel they need that young QB though to go along with all this young talent.;)

KCChiefsFan88
08-19-2011, 10:36 PM
Just from the first impression tonight (since Cassel did nothing more than hand-off last week vs Tampa), I don't see a lot of improvement in Cassel's game. He still throws an ugly downfield pass off his back foot. He still has zero pocket patience or presence... settling for short passes on third and long, etc.

Hopefully he'll show more as we get to the regular season, but Cassel was unimpressive tonight.

Bowser
08-19-2011, 10:42 PM
I declare this thread victorious.

Bowser
08-19-2011, 10:44 PM
Chiefs preseason opponents - 56
Chiefs - 13

I had high hopes for our chances at making the preseason playoffs, too. This sucks.

KcMizzou
08-19-2011, 10:44 PM
Just from the first impression tonight (since Cassel did nothing more than hand-off last week vs Tampa), I don't see a lot of improvement in Cassel's game. He still throws an ugly downfield pass off his back foot. He still has zero pocket patience or presence... settling for short passes on third and long, etc.

Hopefully he'll show more as we get to the regular season, but Cassel was unimpressive tonight.You're gonna need to change that avy if you want anyone to take your opinions on the Chiefs seriously.

All gloom and doom, and you're advertising it.

Chief Faithful
08-19-2011, 10:44 PM
No sinking feeling here.

Pioli Zombie
08-19-2011, 10:47 PM
Someone should burn your house down with you, your mother, your sisters and your dog in it.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
08-19-2011, 11:06 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

No.

kthxbai

lcarus
08-19-2011, 11:15 PM
Yes I have that feeling that we're winning at the very least 5, possibly 10 games.

O.city
08-19-2011, 11:19 PM
Just from the first impression tonight (since Cassel did nothing more than hand-off last week vs Tampa), I don't see a lot of improvement in Cassel's game. He still throws an ugly downfield pass off his back foot. He still has zero pocket patience or presence... settling for short passes on third and long, etc.

Hopefully he'll show more as we get to the regular season, but Cassel was unimpressive tonight.

My god, the times that he had a pocket and time in the pocket he stepped up and threw a pretty good ball. When the pocket collapsed he threw off his back foot. that's what happens.



Come off the ledge bro. it's gonna be ok

O.city
08-19-2011, 11:20 PM
One play i did notice was when the Ravens ran a stunt on the right side and richardson didn't switch when asamoah called the cross and a sack occurred. After the play asamoah jumped Richardson's ass while running off the field. in short Jonny A is gonna be a nasty great lineman

Bump
08-19-2011, 11:23 PM
WE ARE DOOMED!

preseason success ALWAYS = season success!!!!!!!

FUCK!

Gonzo
08-19-2011, 11:27 PM
I have no interest in talking you off the ledge.

Shove your white flag up your ass and just jump.



knee jerk mother fuckers. lol

Hey buddy, I'd listen to Zach if I were you. He a smart fucking dood. Ledge, incing closer, anally inserted terry-cloth white flag, all there is to do is take the leap. Don't worry about the impact, the fall will likelyt kill you.
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thurman merman
08-19-2011, 11:32 PM
Chiefs preseason opponents - 56
Chiefs - 13

2010 Broncos REGULAR SEASON opponents (games that actually count, FYI) - 471 ROFL
2010 Broncos REGULAR SEASON - 344

nose
08-19-2011, 11:46 PM
I love how you want to keep score for the Chiefs preseason, yet didn't watch most of the 2nd halfs of your teams games last year.

How ****ing sad are you that you're in your early 20s spending a Friday night on a rival message board?

Lol you ever been to denver? I just got back from that shit hole so I guess I can sorta understand why he has nothing else to do! What a queer ass town full of queer ass donkey fans! O ya the stadium ****ing sucks too!

BigRichard
08-20-2011, 06:33 AM
I think I can safely post this in just about every thread on the first page...

http://ryanhayes.net/wp-content/uploads/panic.gif

hometeam
08-20-2011, 07:31 AM
chicken little shit is funny.

why dont we all start crying about preseason please?

Our first team won the exchange last night, lots of positives.

Extra Point
08-20-2011, 07:37 AM
I'm not crying about the preseason, and I won't be crying about this season. I still think we'll only get 4 wins. If it's more than that, great; if it's less, then, Haley needs to go.

TEX
08-20-2011, 08:02 AM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

If the Chiefs can't do a better job of stopping the run then what they have shown thus far - then you are correct - the season will indeed be a long one. That's really my only concern at this point. Not so much worried about the starters - just the lack of depth.

TEX
08-20-2011, 08:04 AM
WE ARE DOOMED!

preseason success ALWAYS = season success!!!!!!!

****!

No, but often times some problems do show themselves that tend to haunt you all season...

Gary
08-20-2011, 08:09 AM
Ignoring the preseason games, just looking at the schedule has me thinking 8-8 or 7-9. The Patriots/Steelers/Bears/Jets/Packers five game stretch is going to be brutal.

TEX
08-20-2011, 08:15 AM
Ignoring the preseason games, just looking at the schedule has me thinking 8-8 or 7-9. The Patriots/Steelers/Bears/Jets/Packers five game stretch is going to be brutal.

Yeah - but IF KC can win 2 of them and win 2 more division games this year than last - they will be fine.

ChiefsCountry
08-20-2011, 10:51 AM
If we only win 5 games, we better be drafting a QB or trading up to get Andrew Luck, bc there is no excuse with the talent we have on the roster.

Messier
08-20-2011, 10:56 AM
If the Chiefs can't do a better job of stopping the run then what they have shown thus far - then you are correct - the season will indeed be a long one. That's really my only concern at this point. Not so much worried about the starters - just the lack of depth.

First team against first team, the Chiefs stopped the run just fine.

RedThat
08-20-2011, 11:09 AM
If we only win 5 games, we better be drafting a QB or trading up to get Andrew Luck, bc there is no excuse with the talent we have on the roster.

Not happening. I know that is your wish list and Im in agreement with you but no way it happens imo.

I think they are really committed to Cassel whether we like it or not. Unless Cassel really **** up then....maybe? can't see it though.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-20-2011, 11:16 AM
If the Chiefs can't do a better job of stopping the run then what they have shown thus far - then you are correct - the season will indeed be a long one. That's really my only concern at this point. Not so much worried about the starters - just the lack of depth.

Huh? The Chiefs 1st team D shut down the Ravens running game.

Marcellus
08-20-2011, 11:24 AM
Huh? The Chiefs 1st team D shut down the Ravens running game.

What? You mean Sabi Piscatelli won't be our starting safety?

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-20-2011, 11:32 AM
What? You mean Sabi Piscatelli won't be our starting safety?

He'll beat Berry out for sure ;)

I guess holding Baltimore under 3 yards a carry isn't good enough for ole Tex.

arrowheadnation
09-11-2011, 01:14 PM
Just wanted to revisit this...

Oh Snap
09-11-2011, 01:18 PM
not gonna lie...this team looks like crap right now.

CrazyPhuD
09-11-2011, 01:21 PM
Let me preface this by saying, yes, I know it's preseason, but I just have a really bad feeling that we're in for a very LONG year. Talk me off the ledge people. Am I the only one?

No you're far too optimistic.

Just wanted to revisit this...

Just reiterating......