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Buck
08-20-2011, 10:59 PM
Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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ChiefsandO'sfan
08-20-2011, 11:00 PM
Good luck with that.

keg in kc
08-20-2011, 11:01 PM
Sounds like I should send you some penicillin. Or some anti-freeze.

CrazyPhuD
08-20-2011, 11:01 PM
You should have made him wear a condom.

LiveSteam
08-20-2011, 11:01 PM
Take apart a paperclip. get it red hot on the stove . Then stick it up your p-hole. Next time you wont forget to put a raincoat on

Monty
08-20-2011, 11:02 PM
You should have made him wear a condom.

This.

pr_capone
08-20-2011, 11:03 PM
You should have made him wear a condom.

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

LiveSteam
08-20-2011, 11:04 PM
Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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What did she charge you?

keg in kc
08-20-2011, 11:04 PM
That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.How about "should have made him wear a dental dam".

aturnis
08-20-2011, 11:05 PM
http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/problem/penis-problems/penis-red-sore-itchy

A milder form of balanitis can appear soon after intercourse, but disappears within about a day. This is probably caused by allergy to thrush in your partner’s vagina. If she is treated the problem will usually go.

pr_capone
08-20-2011, 11:05 PM
Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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Don't be a fool... wrap your tool.

CrazyPhuD
08-20-2011, 11:05 PM
That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

you're assuming that buck's BF doesn't have a really small penis.

pr_capone
08-20-2011, 11:05 PM
How about "should have made him wear a dental dam".

I'm confused.

pr_capone
08-20-2011, 11:06 PM
you're assuming that buck's BF doesn't have a really small penis.

But how would that get Buck's dick red and itchy? Are you thinking abotu something like Buck's boyfirend has a micropenis and was fucking his pee hole?

LiveSteam
08-20-2011, 11:06 PM
I have to ask. Did you go down & eat that nasty shit ?

CrazyPhuD
08-20-2011, 11:08 PM
But how would that get Buck's dick red and itchy? Are you thinking abotu something like Buck's boyfirend has a micropenis and was fucking his pee hole?

that or they were drunk and decided to do some sword fighting.

LiveSteam
08-20-2011, 11:09 PM
Call your mom & ask her to kiss your boo boo

pr_capone
08-20-2011, 11:11 PM
that or they were drunk and decided to do some sword fighting.

or mayhaps they were not drunk yet decided to do some sword fighting. I'm not convinced that Buck isn't a poofter.

Red Coater
08-20-2011, 11:11 PM
HA! HA!

booger
08-20-2011, 11:25 PM
does it burn when u poop?

booger
08-20-2011, 11:26 PM
Take apart a paperclip. get it red hot on the stove . Then stick it up your p-hole. Next time you wont forget to put a raincoat on

this made me cross my legs and shiver like a school girl you sonofab!ch

booger
08-20-2011, 11:35 PM
What did she charge you?

yep, that's why i always ask for the receipt

salame
08-20-2011, 11:36 PM
no wrapper
come on bruh

alanm
08-20-2011, 11:51 PM
You should have made him wear a condom.ROFLROFL

Buck
08-21-2011, 12:52 AM
I don't have the ghey.
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HoneyBadger
08-21-2011, 12:57 AM
That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

They could have been space docking.....

CrazyPhuD
08-21-2011, 01:01 AM
I don't have the ghey.
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Maybe teh ghey has you?

Hog Farmer
08-21-2011, 01:22 AM
Call your mom & ask her to kiss your boo boo

That's who he got the rash from

Al Bundy
08-21-2011, 01:28 AM
You slept with my former sister-in-law?

CrazyPhuD
08-21-2011, 01:33 AM
Buck it sounds like you might be having a 'Wanna get away" moment, well considering that you live in SD this should be one viable option for you to escape.

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OmahaChief
08-21-2011, 05:55 AM
Sound like you got the die slow.

http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oh_snap_u_got_da_aids.jpg

RedNeckRaider
08-21-2011, 06:27 AM
or mayhaps they were not drunk yet decided to do some sword fighting. I'm not convinced that Buck isn't a poofter.

I am convinced he is a pathetic excuse for a man~

LOCOChief
08-21-2011, 07:19 AM
I am convinced he is a pathetic excuse for a man~

Ahhh Bucks scorned lover chimes in. Does your hole itch as well RNR?

Iowanian
08-21-2011, 07:59 AM
I guess you should have had him shave first.

Okie_Apparition
08-21-2011, 08:40 AM
Next time before setting on your hand for 10 minutes. Wash it in a mild bleach solution after being around posion oak

bevischief
08-21-2011, 08:46 AM
Has it fallen off yet?

milkman
08-21-2011, 08:47 AM
So we now have a sticky crotch story?

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 08:50 AM
Oh mư...

RedNeckRaider
08-21-2011, 09:07 AM
Ahhh Bucks scorned lover chimes in. Does your hole itch as well RNR?

To answer your accusation, no we are not former lovers. You on the other hand running to his defense, it would appear you must be his current lover~

bevischief
08-21-2011, 09:08 AM
Nice knowing you...

Demonpenz
08-21-2011, 09:17 AM
buck has problems.

gblowfish
08-21-2011, 09:25 AM
What bar has a petting zoo???

Mile High Mania
08-21-2011, 09:26 AM
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Molitoth
08-21-2011, 09:39 AM
On a serious note; you could be allergic to her Birth Control type. This happened to me and the wife for awhile until she changed birth control brands.

warrior
08-21-2011, 09:53 AM
Did the bitch call her self autumnbreeze ?

Al Bundy
08-21-2011, 09:56 AM
So you nailed some Raiderfan skank, and instead of having her deported you are on a Chiefs message board talking about burning sensations?

Mr. Laz
08-21-2011, 10:44 AM
Really a sticky?

Okie_Apparition
08-21-2011, 10:47 AM
He's in your heads. In. Your. Heads.

JoeyChuckles
08-21-2011, 10:48 AM
Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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Man, I've used your avatar as my picture since I got here, and now your taking it? Do you even know what it is and who created it?

JoeyChuckles
08-21-2011, 10:49 AM
Really a sticky?

Because that's the way his penis feels right now.

LiveSteam
08-21-2011, 11:09 AM
Did you go down & eat that shit Buck?
Do you have lil pink blisters all around your mouth now?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:09 AM
Prayers sent up buddy. Of course you can't be sure of what I actually prayed for.

Iowanian
08-21-2011, 11:10 AM
It's obvious that you're allergic to pussy and I don't think anyone has needed to read anything since the feather boa night to know it. The vagina induced rash just proves it.

Easy 6
08-21-2011, 11:14 AM
I have to ask. Did you go down & eat that nasty shit ?

LMAO

LiveSteam
08-21-2011, 11:20 AM
LMAO

Well he wont answer my question. Leads me to believe he put his fingers up her & now they are to soar to type with.
So I guess my next question for Buck is/ Was it finger licking good?

Monty
08-21-2011, 11:33 AM
What bar has a petting zoo???

And why didn't he use the anti-bacterial lotion upon entering/leaving? That's what it's there for.

Ace Gunner
08-21-2011, 11:38 AM
Really a sticky?

really. AND quoted. Ya.

ChiefsandO'sfan
08-21-2011, 11:45 AM
Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
Posted via Mobile Device

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burt
08-21-2011, 11:51 AM
Well he wont answer my question. Leads me to believe he put his fingers up her & now they are to soar to type with.
So I guess my next question for Buck is/ Was it finger licking good?

it's "too", and "sore"....

KurtCobain
08-21-2011, 11:52 AM
I got a pm that I was to post in here.

cabletech94
08-21-2011, 11:54 AM
it's "too", and "sore"....

well, unless he's still "soaring" right now from the "adventure".

boogblaster
08-21-2011, 12:05 PM
nasty nasty biotch ....

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 12:32 PM
it's "too", and "sore"....
Dude...don't even bother. He is what he is.

Buehler445
08-21-2011, 01:07 PM
What's the word?

Has it turned black and fallen off yet?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-21-2011, 01:16 PM
Really a sticky?

Really? You took it seriously?

digger
08-21-2011, 01:30 PM
don't dumb, don't be silly, wrap a snake skin on your willy.

threebag02
08-21-2011, 01:51 PM
You should have made him wear a condom.

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

Maybe they were cock fencing.

Buck
08-21-2011, 01:55 PM
Thank you mods for sticky-ing.

gblowfish
08-21-2011, 02:06 PM
You've probably got the gono ca ca ca ca's....
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Sure-Oz
08-21-2011, 02:10 PM
wrapping it up with random whores from bars ftw

bevischief
08-21-2011, 02:26 PM
Thank you mods for sticky-ing.

:clap:ROFL

Go see a doctor...

Crush
08-21-2011, 02:27 PM
You need to wrap it at least two times as a way of punishing supermodels.

booger
08-21-2011, 02:49 PM
The super gonnorhea from the orient has arrived on the west coast.

news at 11

gblowfish
08-21-2011, 03:19 PM
Buck is pissing like a ceiling fire sprinkler....

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-21-2011, 03:22 PM
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booger
08-21-2011, 03:22 PM
they got a holistic or green way of clearing that up. Dip a pipe cleaner in some jalapeno juice and start pokin around

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-21-2011, 04:05 PM
Wear a rubber dude

Buck
08-21-2011, 04:11 PM
I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

bevischief
08-21-2011, 04:11 PM
you are doing it wrong...

gblowfish
08-21-2011, 04:12 PM
I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

We knew you were just kidding. Nobody believes you actually got laid.

bevischief
08-21-2011, 04:15 PM
We knew you were just kidding. Nobody believes you actually got laid.

ROFL

booger
08-21-2011, 04:18 PM
we knew you stayed home and wanked it to KnowMo's sister

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Gonzo
08-21-2011, 04:20 PM
I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

Yeah... Uh-huh.

There once was a guy named Buck
Whom brought home a nasty fuck
He now has the hivie
Because he got busy
With a drag queen formerly known as Chuck.
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The Bad Guy
08-21-2011, 04:43 PM
You are a fucking disaster.

Rams Fan
08-21-2011, 04:44 PM
I would burn my crotch?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 04:44 PM
I really can't believe how many of you took this seriously.

I can't believe you believe anyone takes anything you say seriously.


:D

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 04:45 PM
We knew you were just kidding. Nobody believes you actually got laid.

He shoots he scooores...

booger
08-21-2011, 04:45 PM
I would burn my crotch?

he thinks when it falls off a new better one grows back

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-21-2011, 04:46 PM
How much she cost?

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-21-2011, 04:54 PM
Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send erect units my way.
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:eek:

Bwana
08-21-2011, 05:51 PM
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1295889663982_1789094.png

Valiant
08-21-2011, 06:45 PM
You should have made him wear a condom.

:D

Phobia
08-21-2011, 06:47 PM
This is entirely unfair. I think a lady would probably grab him on the beach and roll around in the sand with him... if a Chiefs fan lit his hat on fire again.

CrazyPhuD
08-21-2011, 07:45 PM
BTW this wasn't your 'conquest' was it?

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