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Jive Ass
08-21-2011, 10:18 PM
Here's why:

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/190585/307-cheifsthurs_sp_061109_rs_0552f.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2011, 10:20 PM
Recommend a two-hour ban for this thread per the new policy.

Chiefspants
08-21-2011, 10:20 PM
http://www.onlinespectatornews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kansas-city-chiefs-terrell-owens-300x198.jpg

He doesn't have the hand-eye coordination.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 10:21 PM
Because he seemed to be talking about a play with a WR that isn't on the team anymore?

This.... is gonna be good.

Jive Ass
08-21-2011, 10:21 PM
Recommend a two-hour ban for this thread per the new policy.

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll consider it.

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 10:23 PM
Recommend a two-hour ban for this thread per the new policy.
I second this motion.

ChiefsCountry
08-21-2011, 10:25 PM
I was hoping this was going to be a picture of his wife naked.

Jive Ass
08-21-2011, 10:26 PM
http://www.pitch.com/imager/larry-johnson-gets-yet-another-chance/b/original/2568198/4cba/larry_johnson.jpg

KurtCobain
08-21-2011, 10:27 PM
Because he looks like a douche?

Chiefspants
08-21-2011, 10:27 PM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/23-End/cassel.jpg

Pawnmower
08-21-2011, 10:29 PM
I second this motion.

Motion Carried;

All in favor?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 10:29 PM
I'd like to formally complain about the use of the plural "reasons" when clearly the OP shows only "reason." I'd also like to formally complain that Matt Cassel giving Bobby Engram directions to Taco Bell for a trip after practice fails to qualify as said "reason."

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 10:29 PM
Motion Carried;

All in favor?

I

Pawnmower
08-21-2011, 10:30 PM
I

KC Tattoo
08-21-2011, 10:30 PM
Do we have any body who speeks jive in this thread?

MIAdragon
08-21-2011, 10:31 PM
I'd like to formally complain about the use of the plural "reasons" when clearly the OP shows only "reason." I'd also like to formally complain that Matt Cassel giving Bobby Engram directions to Taco Bell for a trip after practice fails to qualify as said "reason."

Solid, someone get the rope.

Pawnmower
08-21-2011, 10:32 PM
Do we have any body who speeks jive in this thread?

Ill grab the UN translator, it should help the voting process:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chiefsplanet.com%2FBB%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D248797

click 'dialectize' to see a jive translation

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2011, 10:32 PM
Motion Carried;

All in favor?

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/image/ban%20him/grand/ban_him_4.jpg

KurtCobain
08-21-2011, 10:34 PM
eye

KC Tattoo
08-21-2011, 10:37 PM
Ill grab the UN translator, it should help the voting process:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chiefsplanet.com%2FBB%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D248797

click 'dialectize' to see a jive translation

how bout this...

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qa1rjCZxtxo?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qa1rjCZxtxo?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 10:41 PM
I
Well it's unanimous. This court is adjourned.

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2011, 10:42 PM
Ban this jive ass, the crowd demands blood.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 10:45 PM
As if we needed another reason.... jive turkey used the birthday icon preffix on the thread. I've seen fail before son but you.... just wow.

Phobia
08-21-2011, 10:47 PM
I'm a lot more inclined to ban folks who agree with giz on a horse within this thread.

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm a lot more inclined to ban folks who agree with giz on a horse within this thread.
Go ban DaFace, he's the one that came up with the new policy.

Phobia
08-21-2011, 10:56 PM
Go ban DaFace, he's the one that came up with the new policy.

I will take that under advisement. Link?

KurtCobain
08-21-2011, 10:58 PM
Some kind of crazy voodoo just happened.

Psyko Tek
08-21-2011, 10:58 PM
Here's why:

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/190585/307-cheifsthurs_sp_061109_rs_0552f.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

cause he's a little teapot?

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 10:59 PM
I will take that under advisement. Link?
It's somewhere on here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com

Pawnmower
08-21-2011, 10:59 PM
As eff'n we needed t'other reason, as enny fool kin plainly see.... jive possum used th' birthday icon preffix on th' thread, cuss it all t' tarnation. I've see fail befo'e son but yo'.... jest wow.

fo'sho'

Phobia
08-21-2011, 10:59 PM
It's somewhere on here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com

Oh, thanks. I'll keep an eye out for that new policy.

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 11:00 PM
LMAO Good grief, what in the hell did Joey do now?

Phobia
08-21-2011, 11:01 PM
Some kind of crazy voodoo just happened.

Yeah - it seems like somebody deliberately bypassed the word filter. Crazy that they'd do that. I don't know why. I'm almost certain he's a lot brighter than that.

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2011, 11:01 PM
That's the greatest post you've ever made, KurtCobain.

SAVED

Phobia
08-21-2011, 11:02 PM
LMAO Good grief, what in the hell did Joey do now?

Embedded a youtube video with the f-bomb prominently displayed. Then gif horse called him on it and quoted the embed code.

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2011, 11:03 PM
Had to quote it so the sinner could not destroy the evidence.

You fucked him up!

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 11:03 PM
Embedded a youtube video with the f-bomb prominently displayed. Then gif horse called him on it and quoted the embed code.
Well fuck me. How long is his sentence this time?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:05 PM
I guess I miss everything by rarely playing embedded vids.

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 11:07 PM
I guess I miss everything by rarely playing embedded vids.
Yeah whatever. It's going to be up to you to entertain me while Joey is "away". And I'm warning you now, I'm high-maintenance.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:11 PM
Yeah whatever. It's going to be up to you to entertain me while Joey is "away". And I'm warning you now, I'm high-maintenance.

I still don't really even know what just happend. I get that Joey is gone again but the evidence seems to be lacking as far as what went down... probably because I didn't watch the embedded video. I saw a vid... then Joey talking about some voodoo stuff... then he's gone. So..... ok then.

And I'm too old to entertain you man. I lost my give a shit eons ago.

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 11:14 PM
I still don't really even know what just happend. I get that Joey is gone again but the evidence seems to be lacking as far as what went down... probably because I didn't watch the embedded video. I saw a vid... then Joey talking about some voodoo stuff... then he's gone. So..... ok then.

And I'm too old to entertain you man. I lost my give a shit eons ago.
It would appear that the offending posts have been removed.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:15 PM
It would appear that the offending posts have been removed.

Kinda figured that.

Phobia
08-21-2011, 11:16 PM
It's only one day. But seriously, don't post f-bombs that can't be filtered for those who choose to censor the swearing for themselves..

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:18 PM
Hey Bug you do anything extra great for your lovely wife today?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:18 PM
It's only one day. But seriously, don't post f-bombs that can't be filtered for those who choose to censor the swearing for themselves..

Damn kids... with the yaya music and the hair...

DaFace
08-21-2011, 11:19 PM
Go ban DaFace, he's the one that came up with the new policy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't go pinning random made up policies on me, now.

Baconeater
08-21-2011, 11:19 PM
Hey Bug you do anything extra great for your lovely wife today?
I made her a sappy video that I won't dare post here.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:21 PM
I made her a sappy video that I won't dare post here.

Aww... you old romantic softy.

I wasn't you talking dirty to her while fapping was it?

Phobia
08-21-2011, 11:22 PM
I made her a sappy video that I won't dare post here.

Off to check her FB wall...

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:22 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't go pinning random made up policies on me, now.

I saw you do it and I'll testify in a court of CP law.

DaFace
08-21-2011, 11:25 PM
I saw you do it and I'll testify in a court of CP law.

OK. You win.

(But just so I know...what are the parameters of this new policy so I know to enforce it?)

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:28 PM
OK. You win.

(But just so I know...what are the parameters of this new policy so I know to enforce it?)

As usual I don't really know what I'm talking about so...

It seemed to be that you threatened banning based soley on someone annoying you and then when they (SNR) purposely annoyed you, you kept your promise... for about 15 minutes.

I'm all for that type of policy ftr. I've never been banned but I can be plenty annoying and it sounds fun. (tempting fate)

DaFace
08-21-2011, 11:33 PM
As usual I don't really know what I'm talking about so...

It seemed to be that you threatened banning based soley on someone annoying you and then when they (SNR) purposely annoyed you, you kept your promise... for about 15 minutes.

I'm all for that type of policy ftr. I've never been banned but I can be plenty annoying and it sounds fun. (tempting fate)

Oh, well sure. I'm all for any policy that allows me to do whatever the fuck I want. :D

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2011, 11:36 PM
Oh, well sure. I'm all for any policy that allows me to do whatever the fuck I want. :D

He'll fuck you up

(he'll fuck you up)

Yes, Face will fuck you up

If you dare to post dumb shit on this 'ol site

He'll fuck you up

(he'll fuck you up)

Don't you know he'll fuck you up

So you better post good stuff or say goodniiiiight

BossChief
08-21-2011, 11:37 PM
So, does Joey have a broken wrist or thumb?

Phobia: Joey is injured.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-21-2011, 11:38 PM
Oh, well sure. I'm all for any policy that allows me to do whatever the **** I want. :D

Works for me. We could use more bannings around here. I can submit a list of names if you're interested.

thurman merman
08-21-2011, 11:39 PM
Here's why:

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/190585/307-cheifsthurs_sp_061109_rs_0552f.standalone.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

I don't get it.

Phobia
08-22-2011, 12:01 AM
So, does Joey have a broken wrist or thumb?

Phobia: Joey is injured.

I happen to be a big fan of Joey. I don't know exactly what you mean.

SNR
08-22-2011, 12:02 AM
Whose mult is this?

BossChief
08-22-2011, 12:05 AM
I happen to be a big fan of Joey. I don't know exactly what you mean.

It was a failed attempt to relate the way Haley dealt with the whole Baldwin/Jones issue with the erased posts here with humor. My funny bone is on the fritz

Phobia
08-22-2011, 12:22 AM
It was a failed attempt to relate the way Haley dealt with the whole Baldwin/Jones issue with the erased posts here with humor. My funny bone is on the fritz

I got the reference. Just didn't know how serious you were.

PhillyChiefFan
08-22-2011, 07:32 AM
http://www.onlinespectatornews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kansas-city-chiefs-terrell-owens-300x198.jpg

He doesn't have the hand-eye coordination.

Matt Cassel, on the green at 18...looking for that first birdie putt...

loochy
08-22-2011, 09:10 AM
http://millercards.net/im_pc_large/pc622.jpg

http://www.draftpartyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Elvis-Grbac.png

http://www.kcchiefsfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/damon_huard.jpg

http://ph.cdn.photos.upi.com/topics-Baltimore-Ravens-Haloti-Ngata-tackles-Kansas-City-Chiefs-Brodie-Coyle-in-Baltimore/6d7d2be9d84938ab178084ac41c3fba0/B_13.jpg

This is why all of these quarterbacks didn't suck.

BigRichard
08-22-2011, 10:13 AM
You say reasons with a plural yet only post one pic. I know, I couldn't find to many reasons he doesn't suck as well.

Jive Ass
08-23-2011, 12:55 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KHJy-lM42As/TQAgGunS2eI/AAAAAAAAARE/3IiGmsNIn4I/s1600/cassel-appendectomy-injury.jpg