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Saul Good
09-01-2011, 08:47 PM
So I'm sitting in a roadhouse bar in semi-rural Louisiana having a beer at the bar and watching football. The ole boy to my right is a truck driver from the Missouri/Arkansas border. The guy next to him is a local, and they have made friends.

The have been buying each other drinks back and forth for the last hour or so. Whiskey, right? No. Jaager shots? Guess again. They are taking advantage of the 2 for 1 margarita special. (They ordered frozen, but the bar only serves them on the rocks.)

Weird.

Not thread-worthy by itself, so just post here whenever you're having one of those "how did my life lead up to this moment" moments.

Or don't.

Extra Point
09-01-2011, 08:50 PM
Get the cheapest BAL you can, while you can.

NTTAWWT.

crossbow
09-01-2011, 08:53 PM
Bargain drunks? "I'll have what ever the special is and setup my buddy too"

Bwana
09-01-2011, 08:53 PM
Leave..............Leave NOW!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln9t2gTKOi1qabj53o1_500.gif

DonTellMeShowMe
09-01-2011, 08:54 PM
cool story bro









seriously weird....you take em both home?

Scorp
09-01-2011, 08:54 PM
For the love of God don't let them finger you!

Saul Good
09-01-2011, 09:02 PM
Bargain drunks? "I'll have what ever the special is and setup my buddy too"

That's the thing. 22 oz beers are 2.99, and wells are 2 for 1. Dudes are getting rocked off of ritas.

Deberg_1990
09-01-2011, 09:07 PM
Or don't.

This

MOhillbilly
09-01-2011, 09:15 PM
Uneasy rider.

Spicy McHaggis
09-01-2011, 09:16 PM
Why are you in a bar in semi-rural Louisiana?

Reerun_KC
09-01-2011, 09:18 PM
Why are you in a bar in semi-rural Louisiana?
He likes dualing banjos?

rocknrolla
09-01-2011, 09:19 PM
That's the thing. 22 oz beers are 2.99, and wells are 2 for 1. Dudes are getting rocked off of ritas.

Homo's

Saul Good
09-01-2011, 09:20 PM
Why are you in a bar in semi-rural Louisiana?

Because I wasn't going to stay in the extremely rural Louisiana town I had to visit for work.

This place is great, though. I had to visit a town yesterday where the nearest place to get ANY food was 6 miles away. The restaurand was filled with some of the strangest looking people you ever saw...except for one waitress. Holy shit was she gorgeous. Still can't figure that one out.

Mr. Plow
09-01-2011, 09:32 PM
My son asked me tonight....

"Dad, do you know what you call skin on your eyeball?"

"No, what do you call it?"

"Eyeball skin"

Saul Good
09-01-2011, 09:47 PM
My son asked me tonight....

"Dad, do you know what you call skin on your eyeball?"

"No, what do you call it?"

"Eyeball skin"

He's like 22, right?

BigMeatballDave
09-01-2011, 09:49 PM
My son told me a joke the other day..

What is a pencil sharpers favorite meal?


The No. 2 :)

Mr. Plow
09-01-2011, 10:03 PM
He's like 22, right?

Or 5....but you're close.