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cdcox
09-06-2011, 09:07 PM
I was at Kroger today. Eggs were on my list. I walked up the the eggs, and selected a carton of the jumbo eggs. I opened it up to make sure none of them were cracked. I was shocked to see a giant mutant egg inside the carton. I was very happy to buy this carton to get the egg home and examine it more carefully. Anyone ever see anything like this? Would you eat an egg this big?

philfree
09-06-2011, 09:10 PM
I was at Kroger today. Eggs were on my list. I walked up the the eggs, and selected a carton of the jumbo eggs. I opened it up to make sure none of them were cracked. I was shocked to see a giant mutant egg inside the carton. I was very happy to buy this carton to get the egg home and examine it more carefully. Anyone ever see anything like this? Would you eat an egg this big?

What are the odds!

cabletech94
09-06-2011, 09:10 PM
i would....







.....the whole thing.

MOhillbilly
09-06-2011, 09:12 PM
Ive seen eggs from production reds half the size of a base ball.

BigMeatballDave
09-06-2011, 09:13 PM
What are the odds!In this case, 1 in 12 :)

cdcox
09-06-2011, 09:13 PM
The thing is that those jumbo Kroger eggs are all almost exactly the same size, egg after egg, dozen after dozen. If one egg was a little bigger, no big deal. But this thing is gargantuan.

Hog Farmer
09-06-2011, 09:14 PM
the chicken that laid that egg was pumped full of growth hormones . If you ingest that egg then one of two things may happen, you could have a stroke or your penis will enlarge. Is it worth the chance ?

Sofa King
09-06-2011, 09:15 PM
Was it a double yolk? Alot of the time those are double yolkers.

I used to work at a Chicken Farm. 10's of millions of chickens. Now it's run by the mexican population that has apparently named our area as the american-side meeting grounds.

Those eggs are very common. The cooler eggs are the ones with no shells. They only has the sac around the outside. Somehow they don't break and can make it all the way down the belts to the lifts before getting broken. Those things are cool. You can see right into the egg and see everything.

chasedude
09-06-2011, 09:16 PM
My grandmother used to raise chickens. Every once in awhile a chicken with lay a double yoked egg. I bet it's one of those.

ForeverChiefs58
09-06-2011, 09:19 PM
Ya ever seen an ostrich egg before?

Rain Man
09-06-2011, 09:21 PM
Eagle

MOhillbilly
09-06-2011, 09:21 PM
My grandmother used to raise chickens. Every once in awhile a chicken with lay a double yoked egg. I bet it's one of those.

happens all the time.

philfree
09-06-2011, 09:21 PM
The thing is that those jumbo Kroger eggs are all almost exactly the same size, egg after egg, dozen after dozen. If one egg was a little bigger, no big deal. But this thing is gargantuan.

Maybe it's going to have a double yoke. Or more even.

cdcox
09-06-2011, 09:22 PM
Haven't cracked it open yet. It is fairly common to have a double yoke from this brand of eggs. Maybe one in every two or three dozen.

MOhillbilly
09-06-2011, 09:23 PM
Was it a double yolk? Alot of the time those are double yolkers.

I used to work at a Chicken Farm. 10's of millions of chickens. Now it's run by the mexican population that has apparently named our area as the american-side meeting grounds.

Those eggs are very common. The cooler eggs are the ones with no shells. They only has the sac around the outside. Somehow they don't break and can make it all the way down the belts to the lifts before getting broken. Those things are cool. You can see right into the egg and see everything.

Pics or it didnt happen.

cdcox
09-06-2011, 09:25 PM
I googled it, and it doesn't really approach the world's largest chicken egg, but it is the largest I've seen by far. My first reaction upon seeing it was a non-chicken egg slipped in the carton by some prankster.

Okie_Apparition
09-06-2011, 09:28 PM
want

CrazyPhuD
09-06-2011, 09:30 PM
It's a raptor egg, don't let it hatch you'll be sorry.....

cdcox
09-06-2011, 09:31 PM
It's a raptor egg, don't let it hatch you'll be sorry.....

I've got two cats. That poor lizard wouldn't see morning.

CoMoChief
09-06-2011, 09:49 PM
one of them T-Rex eggs I bet.

JoeyChuckles
09-06-2011, 10:01 PM
Was it a double yolk? Alot of the time those are double yolkers.

I used to work at a Chicken Farm. 10's of millions of chickens. Now it's run by the mexican population that has apparently named our area as the american-side meeting grounds.

Those eggs are very common. The cooler eggs are the ones with no shells. They only has the sac around the outside. Somehow they don't break and can make it all the way down the belts to the lifts before getting broken. Those things are cool. You can see right into the egg and see everything.

DC

4th and Long
09-06-2011, 10:04 PM
Was the egg marked with an * ?

Damn steroid usin' chickens, anyway ...

RippedmyFlesh
09-06-2011, 10:21 PM
You got ripped off they were all supposed to be that size.

cdcox
09-06-2011, 10:29 PM
Was the egg marked with an * ?

Damn steroid usin' chickens, anyway ...

There seems to be some faint blue ink on the end of it. Might have been a * before it smeared. What is the significance of a *?

Gonzo
09-06-2011, 11:10 PM
I eat pterodactyl eggs every morning.

4th and Long
09-06-2011, 11:37 PM
There seems to be some faint blue ink on the end of it. Might have been a * before it smeared. What is the significance of a *?
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mikey23545
09-06-2011, 11:43 PM
Let us now have a moment of silence for the poor chicken that egg came out of.

KcMizzou
09-06-2011, 11:49 PM
Let us now have a moment of silence for the poor chicken that egg came out of.Lets hope she had an episiotomy.

ClevelandBronco
09-07-2011, 12:38 AM
There seems to be some faint blue ink on the end of it. Might have been a * before it smeared. What is the significance of a *?

I'm thinking Barry Bonds laid that egg.

EDIT: Ah, shit. 4th and Long and I ran my route just shy of the sticks.

Count Alex's Losses
09-07-2011, 01:36 AM
Let us now have a moment of silence for the poor chicken that egg came out of.

If an egg can fit in there, why can't I....

Baby Lee
09-07-2011, 04:05 AM
What if that were scrambled in mid-air?

Sofa King
09-07-2011, 08:14 AM
Pics or it didnt happen.

Pics of what? The chickens or the mexicans? LMAO

El Jefe
09-07-2011, 08:15 AM
I was at Kroger today. Eggs were on my list. I walked up the the eggs, and selected a carton of the jumbo eggs. I opened it up to make sure none of them were cracked. I was shocked to see a giant mutant egg inside the carton. I was very happy to buy this carton to get the egg home and examine it more carefully. Anyone ever see anything like this? Would you eat an egg this big?

LOL at you city folk, we used to get eggs on the farm that had three yolks in them, now it isn't extremely common depending upon the size of your flock, but we'd get one a month or so.

El Jefe
09-07-2011, 08:16 AM
Ive seen eggs from production reds half the size of a base ball.

The best all around laying hen IMO.