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Consistent1
09-09-2011, 08:56 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/news/7558632-418/woman-dies-after-injecting-hot-beef-fat-into-her-face.html
Phobia
09-09-2011, 09:04 PM
Hyperbolic headline? Had nothing to do with her death but they had to lead with it... Bugs the crap out of me.

Now for the face injection jokes.
Consistent1
09-09-2011, 09:09 PM
" heated beef fat into her face around her mouth and chin, a procedure she had done before on several occasions, according to a source."
ChiefsNow
09-09-2011, 09:16 PM
And the kids ask: Where's the beef?
ChiefsNow
09-09-2011, 09:16 PM
Hubby calls her beefcake.
KurtCobain
09-09-2011, 09:19 PM
It's what's for dinner?
aturnis
09-09-2011, 10:08 PM
No clue. Found this (http://widget.newsinc.com/fullplayerwvars.html?wid=5829&cid=507&spid=23527587&freewheel=58285&sitesection=suntimesstry_top)cool video story on that page though.

61yr. old college football player, and apparently there was a 73yr. old college basketball player. Crazy.
ChiefsNow
09-09-2011, 10:11 PM
She got tired of her profile pic.


This is what she looks like now.
rageeumr
09-09-2011, 10:12 PM
I've known a couple chicks that obviously had hot beef injections.

Oh, in her face? NM
excessive
09-09-2011, 10:15 PM
61yr. old college football player

Well, kinda sorta, he's the kicker.
ChiefsNow
09-09-2011, 10:18 PM
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Consistent1
09-09-2011, 10:22 PM
Being serious for just one second, why would she be doing that? Wonder how somebody like that could possibly get a bacterial infection?
ChiefsNow
09-09-2011, 10:25 PM
Being serious for just one second, why would she be doing that? Wonder how somebody like that could possibly get a bacterial infection?

Good question. I'm wondering. Did her meat get tainted?

Or did her taint get meated?

Her taint got meated causing her meat to get tainted.
Dante84
09-09-2011, 10:25 PM
That was a tragic and mooving story.
Dante84
09-09-2011, 10:26 PM
It was all a horrible misteak.
Dante84
09-09-2011, 10:28 PM
Friends said she was a cowgirl 'til the end.
Dante84
09-09-2011, 10:28 PM
It was an udderly disgusting way to die.
Dante84
09-09-2011, 10:28 PM
I will milk these jokes for all they're worth.
Okie_Apparition
09-09-2011, 10:35 PM
Marshmallows are made from beef tallow. If the cracker would kiss a black women they'd make smores
Bewbies
09-09-2011, 10:44 PM
Hot beef injections...
black angus
09-09-2011, 10:59 PM
She got tired of her profile pic.


This is what she looks like now.

LMAO