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Okie_Apparition
09-10-2011, 08:56 PM
Rerun had Herm, ROR has Cassel, Frazod has the French & the Broncos. Or is that Raush...anyway. Gochiefs may have Dexter, though I don't think it's to the level I'm talking about.

I can't decide between Kansans, Teabaggers or Triskets

BryanBusby
09-10-2011, 08:57 PM
I hate you.

Okie_Apparition
09-10-2011, 08:58 PM
So I'm spoken for, thrice

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2011, 08:58 PM
I guess I'll have to take Cassel's parents, then.

Shogun
09-10-2011, 08:59 PM
Tyson Jackson, hes just horrible.

Also Thomas Jones

MIAdragon
09-10-2011, 08:59 PM
Tyson Jackson, hes just horrible.

fuck:cuss:

MIAdragon
09-10-2011, 09:00 PM
guess Ill take fat ass Barry Richardson

chiefscafan
09-10-2011, 09:00 PM
I'll take Barry richardson

Okie_Apparition
09-10-2011, 09:01 PM
You've got to mention it at least every 4th or 5th post... Trisket eating teabagging Kansans

chiefscafan
09-10-2011, 09:03 PM
Damn beaten to it.... Hmm lets see I'll take fs or ss John McGraw

milkman
09-10-2011, 09:24 PM
I hate everyone equally.

I gues that makes me everyone's dad.

Okie_Apparition
09-10-2011, 09:27 PM
You're already down for dumbasses, it's just a given

KurtCobain
09-10-2011, 09:29 PM
I guess I'll take bugeater before somebody else does.

aturnis
09-10-2011, 10:03 PM
Bill Muir.

Rudy lost the toss
09-10-2011, 10:13 PM
Id gladly take Sabby and Rex Ryan

KcMizzou
09-10-2011, 11:25 PM
I'll draft "Hangovers" with my first pick in the first round.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2011, 11:32 PM
I'll take Okie Apparition as a "poster" and the Chiefs finishing in the top 2 spots in the AFC West.

Fumblerooski
09-10-2011, 11:35 PM
I'll take Apples.. Hate them things... Something about the texture bothers me.



FUCK YOU APPLES!!!

Al Bundy
09-10-2011, 11:36 PM
The Buccaneers offensive line.

cookster50
09-10-2011, 11:47 PM
Frazod cannot get sole custody of "hate the French" as every non French person in the world is in that same boat.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2011, 11:48 PM
I'll take Apples.. Hate them things... Something about the texture bothers me.



**** YOU APPLES!!!

I agree completely.

KcMizzou
09-10-2011, 11:49 PM
I agree completely.There's a "how 'bout them apples" joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it.

lcarus
09-10-2011, 11:51 PM
So is this like adopting someone just to abuse and neglect them? Like Casey Anthony getting to adopt? Ok I'll be Casey and I'll adopt baby McGraw.

listopencil
09-11-2011, 12:17 AM
I hate the flagging/fining of legal hits. Fuck you Goodell.

redsurfer11
09-11-2011, 12:29 AM
Palko is mine. Its been a long time since Grbac.

4th and Long
09-11-2011, 12:30 AM
I hate everyone equally.

I gues that makes me everyone's dad.
I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone. :)

dmahurin
09-11-2011, 12:33 AM
I'm a noob, but I'd like to adopt pawnmower.

KC Tattoo
09-11-2011, 12:39 AM
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KC Tattoo
09-11-2011, 12:41 AM
R8ter hater & All the fucking Raiders & Bronco fans. Also hate that Charger fan.

KcMizzou
09-11-2011, 01:49 AM
CP's suddenly gotten weird. Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

Here's to a big win in the mornin'. :toast:

big nasty kcnut
09-11-2011, 03:32 AM
I hate lisa moocowski and the dallas cowboys.

Crush
09-11-2011, 03:40 AM
I fucking hate Nickelback.

Guru
09-11-2011, 04:57 AM
NBC for not picking up Chuck indefinitely. Oh, and black and white movies.

KurtCobain
09-17-2011, 07:40 PM
I'm still feel confident with my bugeater pick.

BmoreBills
09-17-2011, 08:12 PM
I'll take Bug Selig and Barry Bonds.

BossChief
09-17-2011, 08:18 PM
Sabby Piscatelli


I just dont like him

Braincase
09-17-2011, 08:31 PM
I'll take Baldwin. Both the receiver and the small community just south of Lawrence. And Alec, Stephen and Daniel. But not Adam.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-17-2011, 08:33 PM
Has Vassel been taken?

listopencil
09-17-2011, 09:25 PM
I'll take Bug Selig and Barry Bonds.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17892

Wow. That ass in your avatar. Day-umm.

lewdog
09-17-2011, 09:28 PM
I think the easy pick is Cassel's right arm.

BmoreBills
09-17-2011, 09:45 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17892

Wow. That ass in your avatar. Day-umm.

This is the 21st century, and I can appreciate ALL of that... I'm not your average white boy :D

Easy 6
09-17-2011, 09:49 PM
Since Castles too easy i'll go with Kelly Gregg, a zero impact pickup who got bullied around by one of the worst lines in the NFL.

JD10367
09-17-2011, 10:24 PM
- GoChiefs
- people who say "would of" instead of "would have"
- trying to pee with your morning wood
- cold coffee
- the Baltimore Ravens and Pittsburgh Steelers, and all their fans, and their cities
- people who say "hot/cold enough for ya?" as a way of small talk in an elevator
- Joe Buck
- inopportune sharts
- cauliflower
- the New York Yankees, all their fans, and their city
- the DMV
- people in the "10 Items Or Less" lane with 34 items... and paying by check
- peeing in the dark half-asleep and hearing a soft patter instead of a splash*
- loaded questions from the wife (e.g. "do I look fat in this?")
- Starbucks
- Apple fanatics
- "Star Wars" fanatics
- religious fanatics
- soccer
- brain freeze from drinking a cold iced drink too quickly
- fat chicks with thongs and high-riding shirts
- when the lane I pick for something always moves the slowest
- prostate exams
- prostate exams when you realize both the doc's hands are on your shoulders
- prostate docs who never call or write
- anyone having to do with "Jersey Shore"
- stubbing your toe in the dark
- stepping on animal shit or puke in the dark, with bare feet
- Spanx and their ilk... robbing us of panty shots, the fucking assholes
- people who talk on their cellphones while in a line, making the person serving them wait
- people who talk on their cellphones while driving
- people who put on their makeup while driving
- people who try to text while driving
- people who drive
- when you sneeze and you expect just a sneeze but some snot sneaks out of your nasal cavity and shoots out of your mouth and then you have to try to figure out where the fuck it went
- women who complain about the toilet seat being up, but never think about lifting it when they're done
- 10 minute long movie credits, now that so many movies have scenes at the end
- wiggers
- gray hairs that magically grow twice as quickly as dark ones
- being late for work and finding a flat tire or dead battery
- checking out a woman's ass in a public place and realizing it's a dude
- feeling disgusted that you were checking out a guy's ass
- feeling aroused that you were checking out a guy's ass
- loud noises that shock you out of sleep
- Jay Leno
- mosquitoes
- when your scrotum decides to get itchy in a public place

I'll think of some more.

*for those unfamiliar, this means you're peeing on the rug

BmoreBills
09-17-2011, 10:31 PM
- GoChiefs
- anyone having to do with "Jersey Shore"


NOOOOOOO not Snooki!!! :deevee:

Okie_Apparition
09-17-2011, 10:32 PM
Benard MOTHERFUCKING Pollard

Easy 6
09-17-2011, 10:34 PM
Heres a biggie for me, women that go out in public with a skirt so short as to basically leave nothing to the imagination & then proceed to stand around tugging it down every five seconds & scowling at everyone who's looking.

Dont want guys to stare? dont let me see your ass cheeks with every step you take.

PunkinDrublic
09-17-2011, 10:40 PM
Stevie Johnson

Bump
09-17-2011, 11:13 PM
congress

Thig Lyfe
09-18-2011, 12:10 AM
congress

THOSE CLOWNS IN WASHINGTON, AMIRITE?

Backwards Masking
09-18-2011, 12:22 AM
Heres a biggie for me, women that go out in public with a skirt so short as to basically leave nothing to the imagination & then proceed to stand around tugging it down every five seconds & scowling at everyone who's looking.

Dont want guys to stare? dont let me see your ass cheeks with every step you take.

Hey, look at it this way, it's a dead giveaway she's a tease. then you go for the slut in the short skirt who SMILES when she catches you looking.

as for the OP, mine are Roger Goodell and The Cheating Donkeys.

KS Smitty
09-18-2011, 12:26 AM
Mine is the fockers whio know better and do it anyway, then wind up in the obits.

SDChiefs
09-18-2011, 12:28 AM
Ill take whatever member of cassels family that is currently available.