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Bambi
10-04-2011, 04:49 PM
Go jump off a NY high rise dickhead

Too easy with Nebraska these days.

Go find something else to do.

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 04:50 PM
Why would he cover the SEC?

KC is a KU town anyway.

You really are in denial....the Kansas side of KC is all KU.

The only KU fans in KCMO are the interlopers that somehow escaped across the river.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 04:50 PM
40/40/20 split.

Dude he would know, he lives in Harlem.

Bambi
10-04-2011, 04:50 PM
Are we really going to get into a discussion about whether KC has more KU or MU fans??

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 04:51 PM
You really are in denial....the Kansas side of KC is all KU.

The only KU fans in KCMO are the interlopers that somehow escaped across the river.

This was proven as fact this past weekend at Worlds of Fun.

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 04:52 PM
Kietzman is about to cry.

Superturtle
10-04-2011, 04:53 PM
This was proven as fact this past weekend at Worlds of Fun.
LMAO

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 04:54 PM
KK just said the Big 12 is more stable than the SEC.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Dude is losing his shit live on air.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 04:55 PM
KK just said the Big 12 is more stable than the SEC.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

If by stable he means "Likely to collapse in the next 2-4 years" then yes....the Big 12 is more stable than the SEC.

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 04:55 PM
Furthermore KK doesn't know anything about the SEC. 6 OU's!!!!111

Crush
10-04-2011, 04:55 PM
The BOC is now just cockteasing us.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 04:55 PM
If by stable he means "Likely to collapse in the next 2-4 hours" then yes....the Big 12 is more stable than the SEC.

FYP.

And yes, the WOF test never lies.

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 04:56 PM
Are we really going to get into a discussion about whether KC has more KU or MU fans??

Only if we know it is really going to piss you off....

Bambi
10-04-2011, 04:56 PM
KK, "I'm a simpleton"

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 04:56 PM
Wicked.. sorry bro. Overland Park is KU, Kansas City MO is MU.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 04:56 PM
FYP.

And yes, the WOF test never lies.

:clap:

You are correct.

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 04:58 PM
This was proven as fact this past weekend at Worlds of Fun.


That was a funny discussion....and part of the reason I posted what I did.

I really just did it to tick off Wickedson.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 04:58 PM
Why would he cover the SEC?

KC is a KU town anyway.


Are we really going to get into a discussion about whether KC has more KU or MU fans??

Did you really just post these back to back?

Crush
10-04-2011, 04:59 PM
I am getting a little tired of Dr. Brooks Travis.

Bambi
10-04-2011, 05:00 PM
Did you really just post these back to back?

huh?

I state KC is a KU town, which it is.

Some people objected to that.

hence the clarifying question

was it really that tough?

Where's that KC Star post from a few pages back? Wasn't KU fans % a good double digit higher than MU's?

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 05:01 PM
I am getting a little tired of Dr. Brooks Travis.

Dude definitely got his money's worth this month.

Bambi
10-04-2011, 05:01 PM
The KC Star thinks Kansas City is a KU town. They also prove that K-State fans are younger, richer, better looking, and less bandwagon-y than both fanbases.

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv249/thekansascitykid/6082359a.jpg

oh yeah, here.

I'm not saying this to rub anything in. Just figuring that KK would see no reason to discuss the SEC if MU were to go there.

The majority of people won't care.

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 05:01 PM
During basketball season part of KCMO roots for KU, but during football season it isn't even close.

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 05:02 PM
KK has completely lost it. Saying the SEC is nothing but a bunch of cheaters and Mizzou should be careful with what they might be getting into. He is serious denial.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 05:02 PM
God damnit. I just want a simple "Yes, we are looking at other conferences" or "No, we are committed to the Big 12 and it's impending doom".....and I'm a fucking KU fan damnit.

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 05:04 PM
oh yeah, here.

I'm not saying this to rub anything in. Just figuring that KK would see no reason to discuss the SEC if MU were to go there.

The majority of people won't care.

If KK ignores Mizzou and the SEC, he will be off the air in a couple of years. Can't not talk about Mizzou and expect to survive. Even 610, the official KU station, talks about Mizzou.

Bambi
10-04-2011, 05:07 PM
If KK ignores Mizzou and the SEC, he will be off the air in a couple of years. Can't not talk about Mizzou and expect to survive. Even 610, the official KU station, talks about Mizzou.

Although some outlets will still obviously talk MU you will have to admit that the focus in the KC area will still be with the Big 12.

The SEC is so completely foreign in geography and culture that I can't really see Petro breaking down Auburn-Ole Miss in anticipation of next weeks matchup with Mizzou.

KK won't talk about them simply out of spite.

That's just my opinion though.

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:07 PM
GabeDeArmond (http://twitter.com/#%21/GabeDeArmond) Gabe DeArmond



<s class="hash">#</s>Mizzou (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Mizzou) AD Alden just emerged from meeting room. Don't know if that means meeting over or he needs a break

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:08 PM
GabeDeArmond (http://twitter.com/#%21/GabeDeArmond) Gabe DeArmond



Alden back into meeting room. Has lasted more than 3 hours now

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 05:09 PM
GabeDeArmond (http://twitter.com/#%21/GabeDeArmond) Gabe DeArmond



Alden back into meeting room. Has lasted more than 3 hours now


MU fans - do you see this as a good sign or bad sign that the meeting has lasted so long?

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 05:10 PM
Although some outlets will still obviously talk MU you will have to admit that the focus in the KC area will still be with the Big 12.

The SEC is so completely foreign in geography and culture that I can't really see Petro breaking down Auburn-Ole Miss in anticipation of next weeks matchup with Mizzou.

KK won't talk about them simply out of spite.

That's just my opinion though.

If Auburn-Ole Miss effects Mizzou in the stands, or if they are all fighting for a bowl spot, then hell yes Soren better be breaking it down. Tiger fans will expect it. If WHB just wants to broadcast in Leawood and Overland Park, that is fine, but expect their listener ship to plummet.

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 05:11 PM
MU fans - do you see this as a good sign or bad sign that the meeting has lasted so long?

Hell if I know. I would think that if they were staying in the BIG XII, that the meeting would have been shorter, since there is less to debate.

CoMoChief
10-04-2011, 05:12 PM
If it's been this long, he's working out a deal to move the school to a new place. There would be more to work out, more things to discuss and so on...

If MU was staying.....it wouldn't last this long. JMO

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 05:13 PM
Hell if I know. I would think that if they were staying in the BIG XII, that the meeting would have been shorter, since there is less to debate.


I take it as they can't get to an agreement either way so they are still debating it. But it could also mean that they found a kick ass free porn site and they are just wasting time.

duncan_idaho
10-04-2011, 05:13 PM
KC is a KU town during college basketball season. It wins the "t-shirt" fan battle because it is the program that has had the most success.

There are more MU football fans in KC than KU football fans.

There are more "t-shirt" Mizzou football fans than "t-shirt" KU football fans, but because KU basketball is an elite program, it has more casual fans than Missouri football.

A school that has fewer than 40k fans show up for its homecoming game shouldn't be saying s*it about owning a market that is a mere 40 minutes away.

Missouri owns the KC market during the season conferences care about.

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:15 PM
Those bottles of water have to be at room temperature now.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 05:16 PM
Although some outlets will still obviously talk MU you will have to admit that the focus in the KC area will still be with the Big 12.

The SEC is so completely foreign in geography and culture that I can't really see Petro breaking down Auburn-Ole Miss in anticipation of next weeks matchup with Mizzou.

KK won't talk about them simply out of spite.

That's just my opinion though.

Yeah, ISU versus KU football breakdown makes for riveting radio.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 05:29 PM
KK's Analogy.... :facepalm:

"It's like high school. Mizzou could be the captain of the soccer team, or just an average starter on the football team. Apparently they just want to hang out with the cool kids."

Dr. Gigglepants
10-04-2011, 05:33 PM
Are these people going to replace those lukewarm bottles of water or what?

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 05:35 PM
KK's Analogy.... :facepalm:

"It's like high school. Mizzou could be the captain of the soccer team, or just an average starter on the football team. Apparently they just want to hang out with the cool kids."

He really is going to have to do some work if MU goes to the SEC, I don't care what he says he WILL have to cover the SEC or he will be off the air.

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:35 PM
RT @KegsnEggs: I'm hoping that Missouri will give us a LOST-like finish and they'll announce they were never in the Big 12 to begin with.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 05:39 PM
RT @KegsnEggs: I'm hoping that Missouri will give us a LOST-like finish and they'll announce they were never in the Big 12 to begin with.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 05:45 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/2021517/CoYO1_large.jpg

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 05:46 PM
I take it as they can't get to an agreement either way so they are still debating it. But it could also mean that they found a kick ass free porn site and they are just wasting time.Watching the Cards game.

OnTheWarpath58
10-04-2011, 05:47 PM
Watching the Cards game.

At the Cardinals game.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 05:48 PM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QiLziusKW4s?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:48 PM
sptwri (http://twitter.com/#%21/sptwri) Mike DeArmond @



.<s>@</s>ChipBrownOB (http://twitter.com/#%21/ChipBrownOB) Chip just broke the news that "no word yet on Mizzou's conference plans." Gives new meaning to the worthlessness of being here

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 05:50 PM
These Missouri beat writers are just fucking with people and getting their kicks out of this situation. Mike Dearmond's Twitter stream is pretty funny.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 05:50 PM
BlumbergOTB Eric Blumberg
The Missouri Board of Curators have now deliberated longer than the O.J. Simpson jury. #JustSaying

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:51 PM
JoeWalljasper (http://twitter.com/#%21/JoeWalljasper) Joe Walljasper



Potato chips running low in room where mythical MU press conference will or will not be held. Concerned about Donner party outcome.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 05:51 PM
BlumbergOTB Eric Blumberg
The Missouri Board of Curators have now deliberated longer than the O.J. Simpson jury. #JustSayingLMAO

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 05:53 PM
Just got word the curators have decided on meat lovers over supreme. That was a huge hurdle to getting this started.

LiveSteam
10-04-2011, 05:54 PM
Just got word the curators have decided on meat lovers over supreme. That was a huge hurdle to getting this started.

IMO's?

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 05:54 PM
BlumbergOTB Eric Blumberg
The Missouri Board of Curators have now deliberated longer than the O.J. Simpson jury. #JustSaying

Hopefully they use the time to make a better decision than the Simpson jury did.

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 05:54 PM
I think they have already made a decision and are just screwing with all of us right now. They are probably doing what Mr. Plow said and looking at a free porn site.

Or maybe they just wanted more Buckingham BBQ.....along with a bootleg copy of "Transformers- Dark Side of the Moon"

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 05:54 PM
Just got word the curators have decided on meat lovers over supreme. That was a huge hurdle to getting this started.

They should probably save room, I hear the creme brulee at UMSL is to die for.

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:55 PM
sptwri (http://twitter.com/#%21/sptwri) Mike DeArmond



WE HAVE MOVEMENT. TOLD WE MIGHT BE GETTING CLOSE. SORRY FOR SHOUTING.

OnTheWarpath58
10-04-2011, 05:55 PM
They should probably save room, I hear the creme brulee at UMSL is to die for.

It is pretty good.

Demonpenz
10-04-2011, 05:55 PM
@big12Demonpenz Officials having trouble with getting Excitebike to work, they will call someone in to blow on cartridge

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 05:56 PM
ScottEnyeart Scott Enyeart
by Steve_Walentik
The Missouri decision is proving one thing to me...they don't have SEC speed

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:57 PM
GabeDeArmond (http://twitter.com/#%21/GabeDeArmond) Gabe DeArmond



Movement. Looks like we are getting ready to start. Closed session just about 4 hours

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 05:57 PM
Dave_Matter Dave Matter
We have movement at curators meeting. Looks like something might be happening soon

GabeDeArmond Gabe DeArmond
Movement. Looks like we are getting ready to start. Closed session just about 4 hours

Crush
10-04-2011, 05:59 PM
ROFL

JackAssHarry (http://twitter.com/#%21/JackAssHarry) Jack MoFo Harry



bukkake scenes <s class="hash">#</s>ThingsThatGosmootherThanMUCuratorsMess (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23ThingsThatGosmootherThanMUCuratorsMess)

Dr. Gigglepants
10-04-2011, 06:00 PM
IMO's?

Shakespears, son

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 06:02 PM
Imo's pizza is fucking nasty.

Gumby's is where it's at.

Superturtle
10-04-2011, 06:02 PM
THIS JUST IN!!!




TROPICOLA IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:03 PM
ScottEnyeart Scott Enyeart
by Steve_Walentik
The Missouri decision is proving one thing to me...they don't have SEC speed

ROFL

LiveSteam
10-04-2011, 06:03 PM
Imo's pizza is fucking nasty.

Gumby's is where it's at.

I love it. First place I eat when I hit the lake
I would to bring an IMO's up to Omaha & put a RUNZA down on the lake

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 06:03 PM
Shakespears, son

I never saw what people liked about that place.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:03 PM
OH SHIT HERE WE GO

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 06:03 PM
http://www.komu.com/streaming-newscast/

starting...

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 06:04 PM
Unanimous action...

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:04 PM
ALDEN LOOKS HAPPY!

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 06:04 PM
The board is delegating to Deaton the authority to take any...froze on me...

Demonpenz
10-04-2011, 06:04 PM
you mad

Dr. Gigglepants
10-04-2011, 06:05 PM
unanimous action is where my feed paused

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:05 PM
A unanimous action was taken by the curators: The board of curators delegates the authority to Chancellor Deaton to take any and all actions to explore options for conference affiliation that are "best for the university.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:05 PM
BOOM

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 06:05 PM
The stream is frozen!

Dr. Gigglepants
10-04-2011, 06:06 PM
it's on 810, better feed

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:06 PM
Woah

duncan_idaho
10-04-2011, 06:06 PM
I love it. First place I eat when I hit the lake
I would to bring an IMO's up to Omaha & put a RUNZA down on the lake

Runza is garbage. I wouldn't feed that crap to my dog.

Oh, and ... "we gone."

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:06 PM
SEC here we come.

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 06:06 PM
Yes! Mizzou has taken its first step into a larger world.

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 06:08 PM
Deaton no longer chair of Big XII. We are heading to the door gentlemen and ladies....

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:09 PM
sptwri Mike DeArmond MU will not make long term commitment to big 12 1 minute ago

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:10 PM
"Do you have an offer from the SEC?"

"No comment."

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:10 PM
This news pleases me...as long as we don't pull an Oklahoma.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:10 PM
"We are facing no deadlines from the Big 12."

WE GONE

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 06:12 PM
ROFL

CoMoChief
10-04-2011, 06:13 PM
If MU leaves, this is going to have a trickle down effect IMO.

OU will be next.....followed by OSU, then TTU

KU to the Big East

KSU, ISU, BAY screwed

TX will go independent

mnchiefsguy
10-04-2011, 06:13 PM
Deaton focused on what is best for Tigernation....awesome!

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:13 PM
What the hell do we do now? I mean, KK has assured me that the SEC has no interest in Mizzou.

Dr. Gigglepants
10-04-2011, 06:14 PM
All these writers are pissed that the meeting took so long. How funny, the 2nd damn question about what took so long.

BigOlChiefsfan
10-04-2011, 06:14 PM
AMF

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:14 PM
If MU leaves, this is going to have a trickle down effect IMO.

OU will be next.....followed by OSU, then TTU

KU to the Big East

KSU, ISU, BAY screwed

TX will go independent

Good ol' CoMo.

HolyHandgernade
10-04-2011, 06:14 PM
If MU leaves, this is going to have a trickle down effect IMO.

OU will be next.....followed by OSU, then TTU

KU to the Big East

KSU, ISU, BAY screwed

TX will go independent

Yeah, I don't think so.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:14 PM
mellinger Sam Mellinger
If Brady Deaton needs to explore what the SEC could offer, he might just read the paper or listen to the radio or step outside the office

Mr. Laz
10-04-2011, 06:15 PM
ESPNAndyKatz Andy Katz
by KrisKetz
Missouri chancellor Brady Deaton announces resigning from the board of directors of the Big 12 so he can focus on what's best for Mizzou.
2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:16 PM
What the hell do we do now? I mean, KK has assured me that the SEC has no interest in Mizzou.

Doesn't matter. He won't be covering the SEC anyway (so he says).

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:17 PM
KK: "There is nothing to the Mizzou to SEC rumors. Nothing. It has been spread by the Dearmonds!"

LMAOLMAOLMAO

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:17 PM
sptwri Mike DeArmond
by Mizzou2SEC
My prediction: Missouri is out of the Big 12 Conference and into the SEC by next season.

Dr. Gigglepants
10-04-2011, 06:18 PM
Considering the long layoff between the announcement of the BOC meeting last week and today, can we assume the deal is done? We shouldn't have to wait another week before an official announcement, right?

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:18 PM
KK: "There is nothing to the Mizzou to SEC rumors. Nothing. It has been spread by the Dearmonds!"

LMAOLMAOLMAOOn the other hand, he was totally correct when he reported that we had an open offer from the Big 10.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:20 PM
On the other hand, he was totally correct when he reported that we had an open offer from the Big 10.

So are you saying that KK is the radio version of CoMo?

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:20 PM
ClayTravisBGID Clay Travis
by Steve_Walentik
What an amazing coincidence that the SEC athletic directors meet tomorrow.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:21 PM
http://mizsec.spreadshirt.com/

I think I might pick up one of these bad boys.

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:21 PM
ClayTravisBGID (http://twitter.com/#%21/ClayTravisBGID) Clay Travis



What an amazing coincidence that the SEC athletic directors meet tomorrow.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:21 PM
Good Riddance, enjoy finishing 8th or worse in football every year.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Good Riddance, enjoy finishing 8th or worse in football every year.

As someone with experience in this area, what do you find is the best way to deal with finishing 8th or worse every year?

BTW, congratulations on becoming the 8th best team in the conference.

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Good Riddance, enjoy finishing 8th or worse in football every year.

Butthurt much?

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Preparing for the onslaught of all the haters....

ChiefsCountry
10-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Big 8 is back.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:25 PM
http://mizsec.spreadshirt.com/

I think I might pick up one of these bad boys.

SEC-ede

I love it.

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 06:25 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ReYfu5E-hOE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:26 PM
Life is for the courageous.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:27 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ReYfu5E-hOE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That was probably funny when Nebraska left, a little less funny when Colorado left, but now is just sad after A&M and Mizzou have left.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:27 PM
I still think there's a chance we are going to take KK's advice and move to Division II so that we can win more games.

duncan_idaho
10-04-2011, 06:27 PM
Only reason I can see that taking as long as it did is if they discussed next steps in that meeting and reached out to some other sources.

My guess: We'll hear something out of the SEC meeting tomorrow. As long as the official vote re: Missouri goes the same way the straw poll did, Missouri gets an offer from the SEC and is gone shortly.

I'm still not 100 percent sure this is the best move, but I will support Mizzou regardless.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:28 PM
@DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
I think we've seen enough from Chuck Neinas, who is now bleeding schools at a faster rate than I ever did.

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 06:29 PM
That was probably funny when Nebraska left, a little less funny when Colorado left, but now is just sad after A&M and Mizzou have left.

Yes

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:29 PM
Butthurt much?

No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:29 PM
DanBeebe (http://twitter.com/#%21/DanBeebe) Fake Dan Beebe



I think we've seen enough from Chuck Neinas, who is now bleeding schools at a faster rate than I ever did.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:30 PM
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.Nobody from Mizzou ever said a word about that. The only person who did was Jay Nixon.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:30 PM
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Oh, you are one of those.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:30 PM
I hope we gouge them and A&M for every penny we can get on the way out.

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:31 PM
getnickwright nick wright
From that perspective, I love it. I wanna talk SEC. RT @jfishSOTW KC media are pissed. Can't pay attention to just one conference now.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:31 PM
Mizzou should stay because traveling to Gainesville is too far. On an unrelated note, we will be adding West Virginia and BYU. /Neinas

Cities closer to Columbia than Provo Utah include every city in the SEC and, Montreal fucking Canada.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:31 PM
I hope we gouge them and A&M for every penny we can get on the way out.

A woman scorned.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:31 PM
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Go menstruate about it another thread bitch.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:32 PM
I hope we gouge them and A&M for every penny we can get on the way out.

You better, your TV contracts are getting SLASHED. LMAO

KcMizzou
10-04-2011, 06:33 PM
Missouri Fans Triumph In SEC Campaign

Published on: October 04, 2011 | Written by: Clay Travis

Missouri fans decided they wanted to join the SEC and they would not accept no for an answer. Over the past three weeks the Tigers have inundated the board of curators, administrators, and other athletic department officials demanding that the Tigers join the SEC. A few minutes ago those fans' voices were heard: Missouri officially announced its board of curators had unanimously given the president of the university authority to explore conference options. Welcome to the SEC, Missouri fans, you've fought for a league bid when your administration wanted to stay in the Big 12 and risk the future.

When the administration was too afraid to act, the Missouri fans stepped up and refused to risk the status quo. What if the Big 12 nears implosion again in a few years -- which it will -- what if Missouri is left standing when this game of conference realignment musical chairs comes to an end? Nope, Missouri fans weren't willing to risk that.

Not hardly.

That's because the college football universe has changed. And it's not all because of conference realignment. If this had been 1992, the last time the SEC expanded, Missouri's administration could have ignored the fan base and the massive percentages of Mizzou fans -- approaching 90% -- who wanted the SEC. But with the rise of social media, the Internet, Twitter, and Facebook, fans have the ability to mobilize like never before. OKTC felt the groundswell of fan support ever since we broke the news a month ago that Missouri had become the SEC's top target for a 14th school.

Missouri fans visited the site in record numbers as we continued to post updates on the Big 12 insanity. Finally, Chuck Neinas, interim Big 12 commissioner gave the SEC an opening. Asked whether the Big 12 would survive without Missouri Neinas replied: "Yes, I think it could be viable because there's a lot of strength in the conference."

If the Big 12 wasn't going to die, then the SEC couldn't be blamed for swooping in and making a second big-time addition in the same month.

Now that Missouri is exploring options, let's consider what we know.

1. SEC commissioner Mike Slive winsthis stage of realignment.

Slive's SEC adds two AAU schools, doubling the SEC's number of members, adds 31 million people to the SEC's existing 50 million population footprint, goes in to two new states with large media markets, and snags two of the Big 12's four most valuable programs -- Texas, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Missouri were the four most valuable remaining Big 12 schools.

Given that Oklahoma came with the price of Oklahoma State, Texas has always been too scared to join the SEC, and West Virginia isn't a good school and has contractual committments in the Big East until 2014, Texas A&M and Missouri are plum additions.

2. The SEC Network in partnership with ESPN is coming.

This is still not getting much attention outside of OKTC, but I'm telling y'all this -- the addition of Texas A&M and Missouri is not just about getting more money out of the existing network deals. This is about more, a coming network partnership between the SEC and ESPN that will be a stand-alone channel modeled after the Big Ten Network.

Read about that network in two columns I did last week.

How quickly could this station launch? In time for the 2012 football season if both sides move rapidly.

3. Missouri will make a decision to join the SEC by December 1, 2011.

That's because as OKTC told you last week -- there is no legitimate fear of a lawsuit and the Big 12 bylaws are so poorly drafted the damages for departing will be limited. You can read why that is here.

Missouri's exit fee should be the exact same as Texas A&M so long as they leave the Big 12 before December 1, 2011.

4. Auburn will swing to the SEC East.

This will be discussed at the SEC athletic director's meeting taking place tomorrow.

The SEC will play with two divisions.

The SEC East will be: Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt, and Auburn

The SEC West will be: Texas A&M, Missouri, Alabama, LSU, Arkansas, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State

5. Who will be Missouri and Texas A&M's yearly rivals?

You'll note that with Auburn's move to the SEC East, the Iron Bowl will become the cross division rivalry. Auburn's game against Georgia will be preserved now as a divisional game.

That means Tennessee and Georgia will need new yearly rivalry games. Who will play Texas A&M and who will play Missouri? That will also be discussed at the SEC athletic director's meeting tomorrow.

Here's an early guess for the Vols drawing Texas A&M. Yep, A&M may have dropped one UT for another.

Now, UT fans are already noting this -- the yearly UT-Alabama game would be the biggest casualty of realignment. The game could be preserved for a year or two, but going forward it would require either nine conference games -- a move that the lesser football schools would fight like hell because it might kill their bowl chances -- or an expansion to 16 and a further reevaluation of all schedules.

6. Now comes the prolonged courtship dance between Missouri and the SEC.

It's already started, and it's a bit like how a vice-president is selected as a running mate.

The offer doens't come until you're sure of the answer.

Missouri will now prepare an application for the SEC and the SEC presidents will consider that application.

Expect for it to be accepted.

And expect for Missouri to join the conference at the same time as Texas A&M.

There's only one complexity that can happen now -- what if the Big Ten suddenly awakes from its slumber and gets interested in expansion too? Then the conference realignment hibernation comes to end in an instant. Until then, and I don't think the Big Ten is moving, Missouri fans are going to be working on their suntans.

Put on sunglasses, Mizzou, the future is bright. And lined with sundresses and championships.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/missouri-fans-triumph-in-sec-campaign.php

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:33 PM
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Nixon was the only one who said something publicly.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 06:33 PM
Eh, kind of sucks. Going to miss the rivalry with MU. Yeah, it was a bit lopsided in both sports, but it was still fun.

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 06:33 PM
Speaking of Butthurt

bobfescoe Bob Fescoe
NO other defection from the big 12 killed their own states economy as much as the MU one could. Thanks #mizzou

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:34 PM
Oh, you are one of those.

Yes, one that thinks the college athletics should stay as far away from becoming the nfl.

It could have been KU or KSU with the invite and I will be pissed if they left.

All about the dollars, a week long decision based on 100 year rivalry.

SPchief
10-04-2011, 06:34 PM
:deevee: :crybaby: :crybaby: Please PLEASE don't leave us. After Texas and Oklahoma leave we're gonna end up in the WAC

FYP

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:34 PM
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Yep. The Mizzou rivalries with Baylor, Texas Tech, BYU, West Virginia, and Louisville will be missed. So much tradition in the Big 8+4-2-2.

Brock
10-04-2011, 06:35 PM
Is the deal done?

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:36 PM
Speaking of Butthurt

bobfescoe Bob Fescoe
NO other defection from the big 12 killed their own states economy as much as the MU one could. Thanks #mizzou

Why would it hurt the state's economy? I see no reason that the Big XII tourney won't still be at the Sprint Center. If it moves, I guess the state will have to make do with the revenue that comes with hosting Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, LSU, Auburn, etc.

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 06:36 PM
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Wow, getting rid of me didn't fix everything?

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 06:36 PM
Fuck it....kill the Big 12 now. Move KU to the Mountain West and let's be done with this shit.

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:36 PM
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI4/SZV8d6ybwCI/AAAAAAAABZU/PKiqrgUsVis/s400/HillbillyTeeth.jpg

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:37 PM
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI4/SZV8d6ybwCI/AAAAAAAABZU/PKiqrgUsVis/s400/HillbillyTeeth.jpg

umad bro? umad.

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 06:37 PM
And nary a fuck was given

Mr_Tomahawk
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
CHRIST!

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS....



Is shit real YET?

DaKCMan AP
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
Ole Miss
Miss St.
Tenn
Vandy
Georgia
Arkansas
South Carolina
Auburn
aTm
Kentucky

Other than 1 season with Cam Newton, none of the above schools have been appreciably better than Mizzou over the last decade, and Mizzou has beaten 2 of them in bowl games (SC and Ark) while owning one of them (aTm) in conference play.

There are 3 dominant teams in the SEC as opposed to 2 dominant teams in the Big XII. Mizzou will be fine.

Woah.. slow down there. First, of course if you throw out a NC season there's one less NC season. The fact is that there have been 5 straight NCs from the SEC won by 4 different schools.

Further, in your confined 10 year period there have been 8 different SEC teams in the conference championship game. In the same time period there have been 6 different Big XII teams in their conference championship game, including Mizzou twice (losing both times),

SEC Conf. Champ. Game Appearances
LSU 4
Florida 3
Tennessee 3
Georgia 3
Arkansas 2
Auburn 2
Alabama 2
South Carolina

In the last 10 years the Big XII has had 2 teams who have been to 2 or more BCS games. In the same time period the SEC has had 5 teams with 2 or more BCS game appearances.

Sure, the SEC has some bottom feeders in the conference, but it's not nearly as top-heavy as the Big XII has been.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
A woman scorned.


This is what I find funny, all you Mizzou fans think you are superior because you got invited to the SEC. The only difference is that you have more tv sets then kansas schools. You flamed out and did jack sh*t in the big 12 and you will flame out and do jack sh*t in the sec, travel further, and lose traditional rivalries.

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI4/SZV8d6ybwCI/AAAAAAAABZU/PKiqrgUsVis/s400/HillbillyTeeth.jpg

Mizzou hasn't gone anywhere yet. Not sure why you are so butthurt.

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
umad bro? umad.

Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.

Superturtle
10-04-2011, 06:38 PM
Sand is just gushing up vaginas right now.

LiveSteam
10-04-2011, 06:39 PM
Congrats Tiger fans.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:39 PM
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.

Whatever floats your boat, mang.

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:39 PM
Who is this guy on 610 who still thinks Mizzou is going to the Big 10?

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:39 PM
Mizzou hasn't gone anywhere yet. Not sure why you are so butthurt.

Do you pay attention? Every school that has done what MU just did has always moved on.

OnTheWarpath58
10-04-2011, 06:39 PM
It's early, and the butthurt is already nearing biblical proportions.

Superturtle
10-04-2011, 06:40 PM
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-content/uploads/butthurt.png

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:40 PM
Do you pay attention? Every school that has done what MU just did has always moved on.

Except Oklahoma like two weeks ago.

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 06:40 PM
What I got out of the PC was that MU wasn't going to bow down to Texas and their demands on their timetable.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:41 PM
And nary a **** was given

Yea, you seem to have a solid read on the situation. You can't have all these Kansas fans bleeding out AND act like you don't give a fuck.

Please pick one.

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
Except Oklahoma like two weeks ago.

Go play in the yard. You are clueless.

DaKCMan AP
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI4/SZV8d6ybwCI/AAAAAAAABZU/PKiqrgUsVis/s400/HillbillyTeeth.jpg

2011 University Rankings (USNews)

58. University of Florida
90. University of Missouri
101. University of Kansas

Shove that up your hillbilly ass, bitch.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.

Spott
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
So did they fire Frank Haith yet?

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.

:clap:

Frazod
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.

Meaning they'll curbstomp you losers by five touchdowns and a field goal instead of just five touchdowns?

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:42 PM
I'm clueless.

FYP.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:43 PM
Go play in the yard. You are clueless.

Oklahoma flirted with leaving the conference for the Pac-12.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:43 PM
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.

No worries.

Superturtle
10-04-2011, 06:43 PM
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/haters-brother-mario.gif

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 06:43 PM
Yea, you seem to have a solid read on the situation. You can't have all these Kansas fans bleeding out AND act like you don't give a fuck.

Please pick one.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/7/73/20110128203738!Trollface.png

Brock
10-04-2011, 06:43 PM
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.

Why? The Big 12 was over when Nebraska and Colorado left.

Demonpenz
10-04-2011, 06:44 PM
CBS HD feed is going to look good on thise Mizzou uniforms

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:44 PM
Can you say Baghdad Bob?

vgregorian Vahe Gregorian
Statement from Big 12 interim CMSH Chuck Neinas: The University of Missouri is a member in good standing in the Big 12 Conference and I anticipate the University will continue to be a member of the Big 12.”

SPchief
10-04-2011, 06:45 PM
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.

How does the Texas cock taste like?

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:45 PM
Meaning they'll curbstomp you losers by five touchdowns and a field goal instead of just five touchdowns?

That's fine. At least we are smart enough to avoid having no significance in a hillbilly conference.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:45 PM
2011 University Rankings (USNews)

58. University of Florida
90. University of Missouri
101. University of Kansas

Shove that up your hillbilly ass, bitch.

Travel through Missouri sometime and take a look around. It is not called the Meth Capital for no reason.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:46 PM
How does the Texas cock taste like?


I have no problem with Texas earning more money, they make more money for the conference. The only thing at stake is tier 3 anyway and KU pulls in almost 8 million.

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:46 PM
Travel through Missouri sometime and take a look around. It is not called the Meth Capital for no reason.

Double negative. Ironic.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:47 PM
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/haters-brother-mario.gif

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/cubluejay/Haithers.gif

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:48 PM
Double negative. Ironic.

Heh! That's not a double negative.

SPchief
10-04-2011, 06:48 PM
I have no problem with Texas earning more money, they make more money for the conference. The only thing at stake is tier 3 anyway and KU pulls in almost 8 million.

Do you think the big 12-2-1-1 is gonna still be a confernece in 3 years?

Frazod
10-04-2011, 06:49 PM
That's fine. At least we are smart enough to avoid having no significance in a hillbilly conference.

I think Stewie needs a price check on maxi-pads. LMAO

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 06:49 PM
Why? The Big 12 was over when Nebraska and Colorado left.

No, it is not. Colorado didn't mean jack, Nebraska is a huge name, but hasn't done much since the 90's.

I anticipate the big 12 adding at least 2 teams. Maybe BYU and Louisville. TX and Oklahoma are big enough to build a conference around.

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Do you think the big 12-2-1-1 is gonna still be a confernece in 3 years?

I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Do you think the big 12-2-1-1 is gonna still be a confernece in 3 years?

No, it won't be and I only hope KU has something.....ANYTHING.....in mind other than Mountain West or some bullshit conference like that.

|Zach|
10-04-2011, 06:50 PM
Big 12 office turning its rolodex to get the numbers of city schools...

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 06:50 PM
http://www.penith.com/uploads/2/5/0/0/2500463/675378.jpg?228


:):):):)

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
I anticipate the big 12 adding at least 2 teams. Maybe BYU and Louisville. TX and Oklahoma are big enough to build a conference around.

:banghead:

Stewie
10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
I think Stewie needs a price check on maxi-pads. LMAO

It's too bad MU wasn't in the hillbilly conference when you got out of high school. They'll admit anyone, including mouth-breathers.

Brock
10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
No, it is not. Colorado didn't mean jack, Nebraska is a huge name, but hasn't done much since the 90's.

I anticipate the big 12 adding at least 2 teams. Maybe BYU and Louisville. TX and Oklahoma are big enough to build a conference around.

You have no sense of history, obviously. We're just going to start adding random teams because everybody else is doing it, and because our longtime conference members are saying "fuck this" and leaving. Whatever history this conference once had is DEAD.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.

:clap:

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.

LMAO

Yeah, we don't need Nebraska....or Colorado...........or A&M...............or Mizzou!!!!

SPchief
10-04-2011, 06:51 PM
It's gonna be real fun once Rustshack and HHG shows up

Mosbonian
10-04-2011, 06:52 PM
BYU might be ok, but everyone banking on Louisville taking over for MU and bringing the same level of fan support needs a reality check.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:52 PM
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.

That's right, sit back and take your ass raping like a strong woman.

Surprised you can even type with Bevo's schlong in your mouth.

Superturtle
10-04-2011, 06:52 PM
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011/pokemon-snolax.gif

Frazod
10-04-2011, 06:53 PM
It's too bad MU wasn't in the hillbilly conference when you got out of high school. They'll admit anyone, including mouth-breathers.

I can see you want to fight, but frankly it's more fun watching you ooze estrogen all over cyberspace.

I'm going to need to put some paper towels down under my monitor.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:54 PM
umad bro? umad.

AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.

SPchief
10-04-2011, 06:54 PM
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.

Are you almost out of lube over there? Or do you just like it rough?

Mizzou_8541
10-04-2011, 06:55 PM
I don't get the hate when Mizzou does the v. the other schools that are already gone.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:55 PM
I can see you want to fight, but frankly it's more fun watching you ooze estrogen all over cyberspace.

I'm going to need to put some paper towels down under my monitor.

LMAO

Spott
10-04-2011, 06:55 PM
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.

ChiefsCountry
10-04-2011, 06:55 PM
AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.

Its actually 3 in the Big 12 - Texas, KU, and Iowa St.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 06:56 PM
AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.

It's the SEC, remember.

So, since hillbillies can't count, 2 is obviously greater than 4.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-04-2011, 06:56 PM
That time of the month for many a Beaker I presume

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 06:56 PM
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.

Oh, it's happening.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 06:56 PM
Woah.. slow down there. First, of course if you throw out a NC season there's one less NC season. The fact is that there have been 5 straight NCs from the SEC won by 4 different schools.

Further, in your confined 10 year period there have been 8 different SEC teams in the conference championship game. In the same time period there have been 6 different Big XII teams in their conference championship game, including Mizzou twice (losing both times),

SEC Conf. Champ. Game Appearances
LSU 4
Florida 3
Tennessee 3
Georgia 3
Arkansas 2
Auburn 2
Alabama 2
South Carolina

In the last 10 years the Big XII has had 2 teams who have been to 2 or more BCS games. In the same time period the SEC has had 5 teams with 2 or more BCS game appearances.

Sure, the SEC has some bottom feeders in the conference, but it's not nearly as top-heavy as the Big XII has been.

I agree with you. I'm just pointing out the fact that there aren't 6 dominant SEC schools every year. There are a few cupcakes. There are a several strong programs. And there are 3 consistently elite programs. There is no reason to think that Mizzou will be some doormat.

Frazod
10-04-2011, 06:56 PM
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.

I was just thinking the same thing. This could still get all fucked up. I was hoping there would be a decision instead of a decision to make a decision at a later time.

But the obvious FUCK YOU to the conference is undeniable.

Crush
10-04-2011, 06:56 PM
DanBeebe (http://twitter.com/#%21/DanBeebe) Fake Dan Beebe
I've been honing my commissionering skills for the last couple weeks-ish, and now I'm tanned, rested, and ready. <s class="hash">#</s>BeebeForBig12 (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23BeebeForBig12) <s class="hash">#</s>IBeebelieve (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23IBeebelieve)

DanBeebe (http://twitter.com/#%21/DanBeebe) Fake Dan Beebe
If the Big 12 acts wisely and brings me back from exile, my first official act will be to kick Nebraska out of the conference all over again

DanBeebe (http://twitter.com/#%21/DanBeebe) Fake Dan Beebe
The Big 12 is in its darkest days. It needs a shot of reality, a shot of optimism, and a shot of hope. Sounds like Danny Dan Juice to me.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 06:58 PM
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.

It's great to see the true colors come out.

Most ku fans can tip their hat and admit they would have done the same, but the fringe flaming queer contingent wants to sob in the corner and throw their toys in the hallway to get attention.

And for those guys, I can't help but LMAO and egg it on.

Brock
10-04-2011, 06:58 PM
That time of the month for many a Beaker I presume

Most people over here are like "shrug".

DaKCMan AP
10-04-2011, 06:59 PM
It's too bad MU wasn't in the hillbilly conference when you got out of high school. They'll admit anyone, including mouth-breathers.

AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.

Not Stewie. That dude's a major dumbass. Definitely not Awesome.

DaKCMan AP
10-04-2011, 06:59 PM
I agree with you. I'm just pointing out the fact that there aren't 6 dominant SEC schools every year. There are a few cupcakes. There are a several strong programs. And there are 3 consistently elite programs. There is no reason to think that Mizzou will be some doormat.

Cool.

HemiEd
10-04-2011, 07:00 PM
You have no sense of history, obviously. We're just going to start adding random teams because everybody else is doing it, and because our longtime conference members are saying "**** this" and leaving. Whatever history this conference once had is DEAD.

Nebraska was the pin that started the unravel, this will finish it.

Good things will come out of this for all concerned eventually.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 07:00 PM
There is no denying Mizzou was at the forefront of this whole mess. I will concede that sooner or later there would have been problems. But, we now have all schools pledging tier 1 and tier 2 rights for 6 years, which is a year after the tv negotiation deal. There is no possible way a college is going to forfeit their tier rights to leave a conference.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 07:00 PM
Travel through Missouri sometime and take a look around. It is not called the Meth Capital for no reason.

That's why the closest thing to an urban environment is a suburb of a Missouri city, right?

Spott
10-04-2011, 07:00 PM
Oh, it's happening.

I'll believe it when I see it. Whenever something big is about to happen for the school, some guy kicks a ball into the air on the last play, refs forget how to count to 4, coaches decide to stay at Purdue, etc.

Stewie
10-04-2011, 07:01 PM
It's the SEC, remember.

So, since hillbillies can't count, 2 is obviously greater than 4.

:facepalm:

Two? Really? The hillbilly influence has already kicked in. I've heard Mississippi State offers online classes in front porch rockin'.

Mr_Tomahawk
10-04-2011, 07:01 PM
Congrats and good luck to Mizzou. Hope you prove everyone wrong and become a real contender in the SEC. Represent the midwest...

As for KU....you asshats best be on the phone trying to get into another conference. The BigXII is screwed...

Brock
10-04-2011, 07:01 PM
Probably about time to take this off my wall. I haz a sad.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5050/5375566607_3384774988_o.jpg

DeezNutz
10-04-2011, 07:02 PM
Wow. Busy night and just got caught up. Very exciting time to be a Mizzou guy.

If the move indeed becomes finalized, best of luck to the remaining schools in the Big XII.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 07:03 PM
LMAO

Yeah, we don't need Nebraska....or Colorado...........or A&M...............or Mizzou!!!!

Why would we need those schools when there's a school with 28 year old athletes a mere 1500 miles west of our conference headquarters and a bunch of city schools to the northeast?

Al Bundy
10-04-2011, 07:03 PM
It will be a financial hit to the city of KC.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 07:04 PM
:facepalm:

Two? Really? The hillbilly influence has already kicked in. I've heard Mississippi State offers online classes in front porch rockin'.

Yeah, bruh.

Oui hillbillys even no hou 2 use the internetz. Its lyke a mirakle.

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 07:04 PM
Well, I guess it is what it is. Enjoy the SEC.

I am not delusional, I know KU and KSU options would have been more limited. I think the big 12 will stick around. Will it make the revenue sharing that the SEC does, no, but we won't be traveling half away across the country and we will playing teams we shared history with.

It will suck not have the big 12 tournament in KC and will obviously will leave a lot of money on the table for the KC area during that weekend.

Frazod
10-04-2011, 07:05 PM
Yeah, bruh.

Oui hillbillys even no hou 2 use the internetz. Its lyke a mirakle.

He's just jealous because we actually have hills.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 07:06 PM
He's just jealous because we actually have hills.

There is a hill up by Strong City, KS.....I've seen it.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 07:06 PM
He's just jealous because we actually have hills.

Butt wat eye undersand is tat oui donut evan hav walter 2 drink.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 07:07 PM
Probably about time to take this off my wall. I haz a sad.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5050/5375566607_3384774988_o.jpg

Am I imagining things, or does the Husker have a striking resemblance to Bo Pelini?

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 07:07 PM
test

Nice edit, le douche.

Saulbadguy
10-04-2011, 07:08 PM
How very confusing.

Frazod
10-04-2011, 07:09 PM
There is a hill up by Strong City, KS.....I've seen it.

I'd have to see conclusive photographic proof. :D

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 07:09 PM
Oui mizzourah fulk donut noes cow 2 rite propirly sinze oui r hillbillys.

Rite Stwoui?

ferrarispider95
10-04-2011, 07:10 PM
Nice edit, le douche.

I decided its not worth it. It is what it is. What I say will have no bearing on what happens and there is no point in picking fights.

Spott
10-04-2011, 07:10 PM
It will be a financial hit to the city of KC.

It will suck for KC. The old Big 8 tournament used to be one of the best weekends in KC. The Big 12 championship games there have had record crowds every year even when the game is usually played in temperatures well below freezing. If Mizzou were to leave, I have doubts that the MU/KU game would continue to go on at Arrowhead. If any SEC events took place in Missouri, it would probably be in St Louis.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 07:11 PM
Well, I guess it is what it is. Enjoy the SEC.

I am not delusional, I know KU and KSU options would have been more limited. I think the big 12 will stick around. Will it make the revenue sharing that the SEC does, no, but we won't be traveling half away across the country and we will playing teams we shared history with.

It will suck not have the big 12 tournament in KC and will obviously will leave a lot of money on the table for the KC area during that weekend.

Why wouldn't the tourney stay in KC? If it leaves, it's going to Texas. Just one more reason to GTFO when you can.

kstater
10-04-2011, 07:11 PM
Wow. Busy night and just got caught up. Very exciting time to be a Mizzou guy.

If the move indeed becomes finalized, best of luck to the remaining schools in the Big XII.

Same.

Enjoy the rivalry with Ole Miss.

Mr. Plow
10-04-2011, 07:11 PM
I'd have to see conclusive photographic proof. :D


Look how big it is.....



http://humanflowerproject.com/images/uploads/nokes-compass400.jpg

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 07:11 PM
I'd have to see conclusive photographic proof. :D

Where's Zach?

Brock
10-04-2011, 07:12 PM
I'd have to see conclusive photographic proof. :D

I can see it from here, and I'm like 150 miles away.

Spott
10-04-2011, 07:12 PM
Am I imagining things, or does the Husker have a striking resemblance to Bo Pelini?

The Tiger looks like a bear, the Jayhawk looks like a woodpecker and the Cyclone looks like a chicken.

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 07:13 PM
Same.

Enjoy the rivalry with Ole Miss.

We will enjoy beating Houston Nutt.

Best of luck to KSU, ISU, KU, Baylor, TTU, OSU and OU.

eazyb81
10-04-2011, 07:13 PM
Same.

Enjoy the rivalry with Ole Miss.

Thanks. Enjoy the rivalry with Cincinnati....at least until the conference collapses and you are shoveled off somewhere else.

Saul Good
10-04-2011, 07:13 PM
SEC golf championship is at Augusta National. Not bad.

Ebolapox
10-04-2011, 07:13 PM
Well, I guess it is what it is. Enjoy the SEC.

I am not delusional, I know KU and KSU options would have been more limited. I think the big 12 will stick around. Will it make the revenue sharing that the SEC does, no, but we won't be traveling half away across the country and we will playing teams we shared history with.

It will suck not have the big 12 tournament in KC and will obviously will leave a lot of money on the table for the KC area during that weekend.

yep. lot of history between byu/kansas and louisville/kansas. :p

MoreLemonPledge
10-04-2011, 07:15 PM
Am I imagining things, or does the Husker have a striking resemblance to Bo Pelini?

Nope, there's not a dribble of piss on his pants.

Saulbadguy
10-04-2011, 07:15 PM
Thanks. Enjoy the rivalry with Cincinnati....at least until the conference collapses and you are shoveled off somewhere else.

We are sticking together, proudly, with our "not-our-rivals" to the east.

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-04-2011, 07:16 PM
We will enjoy beating Houston Nutt.

Best of luck to KSU, ISU, KU, Baylor, TTU, OSU and OU.


:spock:

Rams Fan
10-04-2011, 07:18 PM
:spock:

I'm not really pissed at anyone in the B12 except Texas.