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durtyrute
09-12-2011, 10:33 AM
In light of his overall suckness I think he should be give a new name for the Planeteers to use for the remainder of his time on this team (which hopefully won't be long).

I'll start.......Sorry BitchAlready

Update: I'm going to take the advice of ol leftnut and keep the names that people seem to like in the OP. I'll try to keep it going throughout his time here I'm sure we can come up with some good ones because "THERE IS ALOT OF SUCK IN THIS ONE"


So Far:

The Shituation
Sally FistaYetti
Useless Motherfucker
Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Saggy Pistachio
Shaggy Pitsaresmelly
William Bartee
Sabby Pieceofshitty
Pinky Tucadero
Scabby Puscatelli
Pisspoorcatelli
Saddy leavealready
Shitty Shitatelli
Big Giant Turd
Snookie's Cat
Fist Pump
Beastiality
Sadly PlaysforBerry
Stevie Piscatelli
Crappy Pisspoortackling
Pansy Sisicatelli
Munson
yourmom'sawhore-atelli
Slappy "Scorch."
Guido
Italian Mike Brown.
Sorry Pissed His Belly
Sabby Piss
Burned in Coverage
"Slappy" Pissytelly
"Waived"
Shabby Coveraggi
Worst In The League
Beaten on the Play
"teh Suck"
Sloppy "Slower than a woman with a baby in her belly"
Soggy Pastaroni.

pr_capone
09-12-2011, 10:34 AM
His name sound like he should have had a minor role in Grease 2.

Detoxing
09-12-2011, 10:35 AM
I already have one for him. But I'd Probably get banned.

Hint: Starts with an F and ends in a Y and has agg in between.

alpha_omega
09-12-2011, 10:35 AM
I still can't believe this dude made the team.

durtyrute
09-12-2011, 10:36 AM
I already have one for him. But I'd Probably get banned.

Hint: Starts with an F and ends in a Y and has agg in between.

LMAO

Sofa King
09-12-2011, 10:36 AM
He is an absolute disaster. Good thing we didn't sign NE's safety.

DJ's left nut
09-12-2011, 10:36 AM
Hmmmm....how about "Useless Motherfucker"?

It fits a guy that's just as slow as McGraw yet somehow far far less intelligent.

He's one of the worst players I've ever seen. He was horrible last season as well and in the pre-season.

How the hell did this guy even make an NFL roster?

Cave Johnson
09-12-2011, 10:37 AM
I still can't believe this dude made the team.

Pollard thinks he's weak in coverage.

mlyonsd
09-12-2011, 10:38 AM
Is that the guy on a Bills crossing pattern TD instead of hitting the receiver he 'jumped' over to avoid contact?

DJ's left nut
09-12-2011, 10:39 AM
He is an absolute disaster. Good thing we didn't sign NE's safety.

I think Lewis is a nice player for a 5th round pick.

But Brandon Merriwether was/is one of the better safeties in the league. He'd have been a fantastic pickup. He would also have allowed Berry to slide over to FS, where he could better utilize his athleticism and skills as a ball-hawk (though we don't really run conventional FS/SS pairings anyway - ours are kinda interchangeable).

But hey, just remember that Scott Pioli is smarter than anyone else in the room and don't need no stinkin' players to win.

Detoxing
09-12-2011, 10:40 AM
Absolute useless trash. I'd rather have DaJuan Morgan playing back there. Fuck, i'd rather have Quinten Lawrence playing Safety than that POS.

STILL can't believe he made the team.

Count Zarth
09-12-2011, 10:42 AM
Pisspoorcatelli

Chiefnj2
09-12-2011, 10:44 AM
It ain't Sabby's fault. You knew what you were getting with him. Screw Scott for not pursuing someone better like Whitner.

gblowfish
09-12-2011, 10:44 AM
Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"

Crush
09-12-2011, 10:46 AM
Someone on here came up with Saggy Pistachio and I have adopted that name for him. Credit to whoever came up with that name.

durtyrute
09-12-2011, 10:48 AM
Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"


LMAOLMAOLMAO

gblowfish
09-12-2011, 10:48 AM
Saggy Pistachio is good. Let's go with that.

You can read up on him on his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabby_Piscitelli

He's been cut by the Bucs and Browns before coming here.

DJ's left nut
09-12-2011, 10:52 AM
I think I like a combo option:

Slappy has to be a winner, doesn't it? But I also like the thought of likening him to a greenish, misshapen half-split nut.

So I am putting my weight behind Slappy Pistachio.

Oh, and Useless Motherfucker. Don't forget Useless Motherfucker.

durtyrute
09-12-2011, 10:55 AM
I think I like a combo option:

Slappy has to be a winner, doesn't it? But I also like the thought of likening him to a greenish, misshapen half-split nut.

So I am putting my weight behind Slappy Pistachio.

Oh, and Useless Motherfucker. Don't forget Useless Motherfucker.

LMAO

There is alot of funniness in this thread

Okie_Apparition
09-12-2011, 11:00 AM
I thought he was the one refered to as Jersey Shore

Dave Lane
09-12-2011, 11:06 AM
Saggy Pistachio is good. Let's go with that.

You can read up on him on his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabby_Piscitelli

He's been cut by the Bucs and Browns before coming here.

Former 2nd round pick. What happened?

Piscitelli received an invitation to attend the NFL Combine due to his outstanding performance in his last year at Oregon State. He had an excellent workout performance, posting the fastest pro-agility time of 2006 while also running the 40 yard dash in 4.44 seconds and recorded 19 repetitions at the 225 lb bench press test.

mcaj22
09-12-2011, 11:12 AM
hes awful, the Bucs cut him when they had no safety depth he was that bad. Raheem Morris, a players coach, wanted no part of him because he sucks

Count Zarth
09-12-2011, 11:13 AM
Just call him William Bartee and be done with it.

That's what he reminded me of yesterday.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-12-2011, 11:17 AM
The Chiefs must believe in his "upside." The dreaded word that means you aren't good yet.

gblowfish
09-12-2011, 11:19 AM
Just call him William Bartee and be done with it.

That's what he reminded me of yesterday.

I used to call Bartee and Warfield "Crispy and Toasty."

Maybe we should call Slappy "Scorch."

alpha_omega
09-12-2011, 11:24 AM
What concerns me is that we all knew this even before yesterday. Why didn't they?

Donger
09-12-2011, 11:40 AM
Scabby Puscatelli, obviously.

WV
09-12-2011, 11:50 AM
Former 2nd round pick. What happened?

Piscitelli received an invitation to attend the NFL Combine due to his outstanding performance in his last year at Oregon State. He had an excellent workout performance, posting the fastest pro-agility time of 2006 while also running the 40 yard dash in 4.44 seconds and recorded 19 repetitions at the 225 lb bench press test.

Holy hell what happened to him!!!!!!!!!! He looks slower than moses on Valium!

tboss27
09-12-2011, 11:55 AM
Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"

LMAO

Thanks to whoever started this thread for brightening my day. I've been flat out pissed since yesterday at 12:05, this at least helps me laugh about it.

Shag
09-12-2011, 11:56 AM
Holy hell what happened to him!!!!!!!!!! He looks slower than moses on Valium!

lol, I first read that as "molasses on valium", which might be even more apropos...

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-12-2011, 11:59 AM
Sucky Pisspoorcatelly.

durtyrute
09-12-2011, 12:01 PM
gblowfish gets my vote with "Slappy Pissytelly"

Blick
09-12-2011, 12:02 PM
I liked Sabby Pieceofshitty...can't remember who came up with it...maybe BossChief

DBOSHO
09-12-2011, 12:03 PM
Saddy leavealready.

cabletech94
09-12-2011, 12:05 PM
big giant turd

Okie_Apparition
09-12-2011, 12:08 PM
Snookie's scat

Fritz88
09-12-2011, 12:28 PM
more like Beastiality.

Bump
09-12-2011, 12:28 PM
Fist Pump

gblowfish
09-12-2011, 03:54 PM
This website says Slappy's nickname while he was at Tampa Bay was "The Goat."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/12/01/sabby-piscatelli-finds-a-home/

Baby Lee
09-12-2011, 04:04 PM
In the preseason, I got in the habit of calling him Carmine Ragusa, aka The Big Ragu

After seeing him play, I think Pinky Tuscadero is more fitting.

Guess we'll be in good shape if we have to face off against the Malachi brothers.

Three7s
09-12-2011, 04:08 PM
His name should represent the hate and great displeasure we feel for him. Giving him a random insult based on his name could do fine, but just by being in the moment, I can only think of one that describes the above.

"Stevie" Piscatelli

Again, fuck you Stevie Johnson.

blaise
09-12-2011, 04:08 PM
Sabby Piscatelli sounds like a Royals minor leaguer.

ChiTown
09-12-2011, 04:10 PM
Sabby Piscatelli sounds like a Royals minor leaguer.

.............to be named later when we trade Eric Hosmer

MoreLemonPledge
09-12-2011, 04:14 PM
Saggy Pussysmelly

lcarus
09-12-2011, 04:14 PM
I just call him Jon McGraw. It seems to fit all the same.

gblowfish
09-12-2011, 04:15 PM
We could just call him "Beaten on the Play...."

Al Bundy
09-12-2011, 04:21 PM
Slappy Pisspoorcatelli is the name Buccaneers fans have for him.

Count Zarth
09-12-2011, 04:24 PM
How about "Worst In The League"

http://i52.tinypic.com/uq3p5.jpg

ChiefsNow
09-12-2011, 04:28 PM
scabby piscoshitti

booger
09-12-2011, 04:29 PM
Snookerelli

lcarus
09-12-2011, 04:33 PM
This dude missed his calling in life. With a name like that, you're either gonna be a hell of a #2 for the mob, or a used car salesman in New Jersey. Take your pick.

booger
09-12-2011, 04:33 PM
guy should open up a meatball factory

lcarus
09-12-2011, 04:34 PM
guy should open up a meatball factory

Meatballs shaped like little footballs. He'd have a hard time keeping up with the business though.

CrazyPhuD
09-12-2011, 04:35 PM
Go all Jersey Shore on his nickname and just call him 'The Abortion'.

DJ's left nut
09-12-2011, 04:36 PM
To hell with it - why lock a nickname on him?

Just call him something different every time. It could be like a drinking game.

I say rather than a 'nickname nomination thread' - this be turned into a 'nickname compilation thread'.

We can update the OP to include the master list of random things to call the pile of warmed over dogshit every time he gets beaten on a play. And remember - this will need to be a LOOOOOOONG list to avoid repeats as he is going to be beaten quite often.

Pissthebeddy is pretty damn good...

noa
09-12-2011, 04:37 PM
Flabby Shitstainbelly
Posted via Mobile Device

booger
09-12-2011, 04:37 PM
Meatballs shaped like little footballs. He'd have a hard time keeping up with the business though.

He would be fine if he hired Snooki as a consultant and they got a reality show. Half the country would watch no matter how stupid the show is and they could make alot of money and have lots of ugly children that we could make fun of.

Bewbies
09-12-2011, 04:40 PM
I 2nd "Worst in the league"

But a Jersey Shore knockoff isn't a bad move either.

What the fuck is wrong with your defense?

We have a little Situation in the secondary....

KCChiefsFan88
09-12-2011, 05:24 PM
William BURNTee with an Italian twist.

Count Zarth
09-12-2011, 05:28 PM
Haynesworth and Carter making plays.

Count Zarth
09-12-2011, 05:28 PM
Whoa! Gutsy call.

CaliforniaChief
09-12-2011, 05:30 PM
If we go with the Jersey Shore theme, we could call him "The Shituation".

Otherwise, we could call him Sorry P.O.S.catelli.

Count Zarth
09-12-2011, 05:31 PM
"The Shituation".

And so it was coined.

the Talking Can
09-12-2011, 05:38 PM
fuck-Italians-atelli

Dr. Gigglepants
09-12-2011, 05:38 PM
Pissysmelly

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-12-2011, 05:40 PM
Italian Mike Brown.

Fish
09-12-2011, 05:42 PM
Sally FistaYeti...

the Talking Can
09-12-2011, 05:43 PM
yourmom'sawhore-atelli

JoeyChuckles
09-12-2011, 06:04 PM
Crabby Pinchyourbelly

Shogun
09-12-2011, 06:05 PM
yesterday I was just calling him "mother fucker"

Agent V
09-12-2011, 06:18 PM
At the stadium, the closed captioning thing cut off/misspelled part of his name, so it just said "Sabby Piss." I like that.

Agent V
09-12-2011, 06:21 PM
I would also like to submit Sabby Pissshitcuntfart.

JoeyChuckles
09-12-2011, 06:23 PM
Crabby Pinchyourbelly

I like that. I think you win good sir. That shall forever be his name. Rep.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-12-2011, 06:31 PM
Hopefully next time I see his name it's...Chiefs cut Sabby Piscatelli.

Easy 6
09-12-2011, 06:35 PM
I'll call him, hey waiter!

Bewbies
09-12-2011, 07:08 PM
If we go with the Jersey Shore theme, we could call him "The Shituation".

Otherwise, we could call him Sorry P.O.S.catelli.

I don't care what everyone else decides, The Shituation is what I'm using. LMAO

veist
09-12-2011, 07:25 PM
I like Shitty Shitatelli

durtyrute
09-12-2011, 08:26 PM
Sabby Piscatelli makes me want to Slap a BitchAlready

noa
09-12-2011, 08:39 PM
The Atrocity from Italy
Who Plays Much Worse
Than a Planted Tree

Cosmos
09-12-2011, 09:04 PM
Clark Hunt calls him ......

"AFFORDABLE".

redhed
09-12-2011, 09:37 PM
Shabby Coveraggi

But there's just something about "Useless Motherfucker" that has staying power.

TEX
09-12-2011, 10:43 PM
I like Shitty Shitatelli

:clap: That's AWESOME!

cdcox
09-12-2011, 10:43 PM
I think we should pick the best name for Sabby and then take the left over names and assign them to other under performers.

For example:

Barry Richardson =Sabby Pieceofshitty
Matt Cassel = Sally FistaYetti
Tyson Jackson = Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Thomas Jones = Saggy Pistachio

It could be the best insider code ever.

oRYMANo
09-13-2011, 01:04 AM
Sappy Pieceuhshitty

MoreLemonPledge
09-13-2011, 03:31 AM
Sadly PlaysforBerry

mikey23545
09-13-2011, 05:11 AM
Sadly PlaysforBerry

Now that's a winner!

CoMoChief
09-13-2011, 07:06 AM
Crappy Pisspoortackling

Zeke
09-13-2011, 07:11 AM
"teh Suck"

Bob Dole
09-13-2011, 07:20 AM
Sadly Pissedmyselfi

durtyrute
09-13-2011, 07:28 AM
Sadly PlaysforBerry


Love it

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-13-2011, 09:18 AM
Pansy Sisicatelli

lcarus
09-13-2011, 09:48 AM
So Far:

The Shituation
Sally FistaYetti
Useless Mother****er
Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Saggy Pistachio
William Bartee
Sabby Pieceofshitty
Pinky Tucadero
Shitty Shitatelli
Sadly PlaysforBerry
Crappy Pisspoortackling

Don't forget: Jon McGraw

Dayze
09-13-2011, 09:54 AM
Munson

Crush
09-13-2011, 10:21 AM
Don't forget: Jon McGraw

Jon McGraw 2: Electric Boogaloo

WhiteWhale
09-13-2011, 10:51 AM
Sabby = Shabby

Cos he's Shabby. Very.

And he looks like the situation.

Shabby Situation.

It both defines him, and predicament the chiefs are currently in with him anywhere on a playing field.

lcarus
09-13-2011, 10:52 AM
Sabby = Shabby

Cos he's Shabby. Very.

And he looks like the situation.

Shabby Situation.

It both defines him, and predicament the chiefs are currently in with him anywhere on a playing field.

I like it. BUT...I'm still calling him McGraw

WhiteWhale
09-13-2011, 10:57 AM
I like it. BUT...I'm still calling him McGraw

The terrible part is that is actually insulting to McGraw... who is just awful.

Not as bad as Shabby though.

lcarus
09-13-2011, 10:58 AM
The terrible part is that is actually insulting to McGraw... who is just awful.

Not as bad as Shabby though.

You're right. I still insult McGraw though. I still call him McGraw too.

Chiefnj2
09-13-2011, 11:15 AM
It's not McGraw and Sabby's fault. Blame Haley, Romeo and Pioli for thinking these guys are any good.

KCUnited
09-13-2011, 11:22 AM
Mike Olive. The Italian Mike Brown.

KCFalcon59
09-13-2011, 11:44 AM
Scabby Itchitelli

Dragonocho
09-13-2011, 11:48 AM
I think it is very respectful that Piscatelli runs 5 yards behind the receivers. Not the makings of a good safety, but very respectful.

Dayze
09-13-2011, 11:49 AM
Shabby Pits-of-jelly

Frosty
09-13-2011, 11:53 AM
This makes me sad. Sabby was a great player for us (Oregon State). One of the knocks on him coming out was that he takes poor angles. Unfortunately, with the increased speed in the NFL, it is even more glaring now. I had hoped that he would learn but it looks like he is just going to suck in the NFL.

JohninGpt
09-13-2011, 12:12 PM
Shaggy Pitsaresmelly

gblowfish
09-13-2011, 12:17 PM
Nick Wright was saying Shabby Shituation is a club guido. He looks like the kind of East Coast greaser that bathes in Axe Body Spray and uses lip gloss.

He better tighten up his game on Sunday, or next week we'll taunt him again!!!

Dragonocho
09-13-2011, 12:23 PM
Sadly PlaysforBerry

Winner

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-13-2011, 12:27 PM
Shitshis Pantsatelli

Saggy Pumpkintitselli

Shaggy Pitsaresmelly

Fried Meat Ball!
09-14-2011, 10:16 AM
I've been calling him Soggy Pastaroni.

Johnny Vegas
09-14-2011, 11:59 AM
Skinny GirlMartini

Baby Lee
09-14-2011, 12:07 PM
Gashis Fishysmelly.

gblowfish
09-14-2011, 12:11 PM
How Bout:
Chef Boyardee
Sammy Slammy Hammy
Sabby Dabba Doo....

I got a million of em!

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-14-2011, 12:14 PM
Good for another "insert team" 1st down

JohninGpt
09-14-2011, 12:15 PM
Shaggy Pokingscooby

Dragonocho
09-14-2011, 12:17 PM
Balls Inthereceiversbelly

Baby Lee
09-14-2011, 12:18 PM
Sally Porksafella

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-14-2011, 12:21 PM
Sucksa Prickthatsmelli

gblowfish
09-14-2011, 12:21 PM
Hey, we could just call him "The Beave":

<iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eRcS4R01npo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Predarat
09-14-2011, 12:23 PM
Sabby "Pizza Pasta" Piscatelli

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/b/b9/Punch-Out_ARC_Pizza_Pasta_banner.pnghttp://media.strategywiki.org/images/a/a4/Punch-Out_ARC_Pizza_Pasta.png

Dragonocho
09-14-2011, 01:14 PM
#42 in your program, #53 on the Game Day Roster
Only one less fan wears his jersey than Dustin Colquitt

Raiderhater58
09-14-2011, 04:02 PM
Hashe Shitthebedalready

Chiefless
09-14-2011, 04:06 PM
Sadly Pickshisbelly

DA_T_84
09-14-2011, 05:42 PM
heh, didn't know there was a thread for this.

Earlier today I said "Flabby Titsnbelly"

On the drive home I thought of "Crabby Dicksaresmelly"

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-14-2011, 05:45 PM
Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche?

Three7s
09-14-2011, 05:49 PM
You know what would be epic?

If Piscitelli decides to do a chiefs forum search to see who's talking shit about him and finds Chiefs Planet, says fuck you to all the fans here and picks off Stafford like 3 times.

I know, wake the fuck up, but man that would be hilarious......and cool.

Bewbies
09-14-2011, 07:26 PM
You know what would be epic?

If Piscitelli decides to do a chiefs forum search to see who's talking shit about him and finds Chiefs Planet, says **** you to all the fans here and picks off Stafford like 3 times.

I know, wake the **** up, but man that would be hilarious......and cool.

There's a way bigger chance we end up with Andrew Luck than that happening.

lcarus
09-14-2011, 07:52 PM
Karen Filippelli

http://outfitidentifier.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rashida-jones.jpg

veist
09-14-2011, 11:28 PM
We could just call him Brian Russell.
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/285441/whoopsadoodle_medium.gif
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/russell-jacked.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/20335/russellbounceslomo.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_assets/71219/whiff.gif
http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_assets/71227/vintagerussell.gif

They play the same!

noa
09-15-2011, 06:57 AM
Cinderelli Cinderelli
Posted via Mobile Device

Dragonocho
09-15-2011, 07:42 AM
You know what would be epic?

If Piscitelli decides to do a chiefs forum search to see who's talking shit about him and finds Chiefs Planet, says **** you to all the fans here and picks off Stafford like 3 times.

I know, wake the **** up, but man that would be hilarious......and cool.

I will buy a Piscitelli Jersey and wear it to the Vikes game if he does.