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OctoberFart
09-19-2011, 04:02 PM
Now I knew last year was complete fluke and KC wasn't a good team but this bad really? The golf coach who is offensive guru has had his team score 10 pts total. That is unacceptable bit if you guys end up with luck I'm going to go ballistic and end up violating paroleq.

Bane
09-19-2011, 04:04 PM
Lol lol lol!!!!

SNR
09-19-2011, 04:04 PM
Thanks for stopping by!

Ugly Duck
09-19-2011, 04:04 PM
That is no joke. I don't want Luck in our division. I'm rooting for KC & Denver to win a few games.

Baconeater
09-19-2011, 04:05 PM
Please kill yourself in the most bloodiest and painful manner possible.

thurman merman
09-19-2011, 04:06 PM
The Raiders are so good.

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2011, 04:06 PM
Ha! No trolling for you.

lcarus
09-19-2011, 04:07 PM
Lottery? Lottery usually means fortune comes into play. Have you seen us play? How in blue christ are we supposed to beat anyone?

HemiEd
09-19-2011, 04:07 PM
Sewerdraft is actually starting to be funny.

Hopefully he gets another dime to put in the prison computer so he can post again.

Count Zarth
09-19-2011, 04:08 PM
Sucks to be you.

SNR
09-19-2011, 04:11 PM
That is no joke. I don't want Luck in our division. I'm rooting for KC & Denver to win a few games.Oh wow this is an interesting conundrum you guys have been boxed into here...


Let's saaaaay.... it's Week 16. The Chiefs are 0-15 and the Seahawks are 1-14. The Donks are 4-11. You're not quite sure how the tie breakers work.

Week 16 the Chiefs host the Raiders. Chiefs play the Donks the following week.

ALSO let's say you're one game behind San Diego. You need to win out if you want any shot at winning a division title.

Do you root for the Raiders to lose to the Chiefs just so you can save yourself the horror of us getting Andrew Luck?

MahiMike
09-19-2011, 04:13 PM
It's all part of the Plan.

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2011, 04:15 PM
Lottery? Lottery usually means fortune comes into play. Have you seen us play? How in blue christ are we supposed to beat anyone?

Ummm... Luck Is the fortune.

Shogun
09-19-2011, 04:17 PM
Sucks to be you.

Lucks to be us.


srs

lcarus
09-19-2011, 04:17 PM
Ummm... Luck Is the fortune.

My point is...if it really was a lottery, every ping pong ball in the little popcorn machine would have a KC on it. HE'S OURS!

Detoxing
09-19-2011, 04:17 PM
Oh wow this is an interesting conundrum you guys have been boxed into here...


Let's saaaaay.... it's Week 16. The Chiefs are 0-15 and the Seahawks are 1-14. The Donks are 4-11. You're not quite sure how the tie breakers work.

Week 16 the Chiefs host the Raiders. Chiefs play the Donks the following week.

ALSO let's say you're one game behind San Diego. You need to win out if you want any shot at winning a division title.

Do you root for the Raiders to lose to the Chiefs just so you can save yourself the horror of us getting Andrew Luck?

Dun Dun Dun....

KCUnited
09-19-2011, 04:22 PM
The Luck Lottery

20-42-47-67-94-7

Sanka
09-19-2011, 04:26 PM
The Luck Lottery

81-29-25-?-?-?
fyp

OctoberFart
09-19-2011, 04:35 PM
Colts are going to make it a race though. They speak volumes for franchise qb.

Bwana
09-19-2011, 04:45 PM
Colts are going to make it a race though. They speak volumes for franchise qb.

As will the Sea Chickens, I'm sure.

nstygma
09-19-2011, 04:47 PM
go run into a cassel tree

4th and Long
09-19-2011, 05:05 PM
Now I knew last year was complete fluke and KC wasn't a good team but this bad really?
Those 3 players with torn ACLs MIGHT have something to do with that. That being said, anything we can do to make your life and that walking zombie of an owner's undead life suck more than usual, pleases us to no end.

Our new motto is, 'SUCK FOR LUCK!'
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SNR
09-19-2011, 05:07 PM
Oh wow this is an interesting conundrum you guys have been boxed into here...


Let's saaaaay.... it's Week 16. The Chiefs are 0-15 and the Seahawks are 1-14. The Donks are 4-11. You're not quite sure how the tie breakers work.

Week 16 the Chiefs host the Raiders. Chiefs play the Donks the following week.

ALSO let's say you're one game behind San Diego. You need to win out if you want any shot at winning a division title.

Do you root for the Raiders to lose to the Chiefs just so you can save yourself the horror of us getting Andrew Luck?
HEY RAIDER FANS!

My question deserves an answer from one of you. Won't you play my game?

lcarus
09-19-2011, 05:07 PM
Colts are going to make it a race though. They speak volumes for franchise qb.

If the Colts somehow get Andrew Luck and he turns out to be what everyone predicts he will be, I will literally die inside. My football heart will have been burned out of my chest with a fire poker. As much pain as that **** team has caused my Chiefs since 1995...for them to have Peyton Manning and then Andrew Luck the very next season...I will murder myself.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2011, 05:12 PM
Paper Tigers. Time for us to own it.

OctoberFart
09-20-2011, 11:32 AM
Those 3 players with torn ACLs MIGHT have something to do with that. That being said, anything we can do to make your life and that walking zombie of an owner's undead life suck more than usual, pleases us to no end.

Our new motto is, 'SUCK FOR LUCK!'
Posted via Mobile Device

No need to tell me about injuries because that was part of my proof that KC was a fraud last year. No major injuries and the healthiest team in the league. Suck for luck is about every bottom feeder motto.

Bowser
09-20-2011, 11:46 AM
What the hell is paroleq?


No need to tell me about injuries because that was part of my proof that KC was a fraud last year. No major injuries and the healthiest team in the league. Suck for luck is about every bottom feeder motto.

The Raiders gave up 35 points in the second half to Ryan Fitzpatrick. You guys are a fraud THIS year.

SNR
09-20-2011, 11:49 AM
No need to tell me about injuries because that was part of my proof that KC was a fraud last year. No major injuries and the healthiest team in the league. Suck for luck is about every bottom feeder motto.
Why don't you want to play my game?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7925208&postcount=11

Gadzooks
09-20-2011, 12:06 PM
Why don't you want to play my game?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7925208&postcount=11

Because it's an unrealistic scenario and she knows it. The Chargers are running away with the division this year!!!!11!11
PBJ YAY PBJ

SNR
09-20-2011, 12:09 PM
Raaaaider faaaaaaans..... come out to plaaaaaaaayyyyyeeeeyaaaaayyyy

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mnchiefsguy
09-20-2011, 12:11 PM
The AutumnWind sure does smell. Somebody needs to take out the trash.

Braincase
09-20-2011, 01:25 PM
If only we could get a franchise QB like Jamarcus Russell.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-20-2011, 01:36 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l2VT7bYUEaY/TRknp7AG9BI/AAAAAAAAQMo/38ed8-N7k_U/s1600/u-mad+%25283%2529.jpg

Ugly Duck
09-20-2011, 01:51 PM
Oh wow this is an interesting conundrum you guys have been boxed into here...


The Chiefs are 0-15... Chiefs host the Raiders. Chiefs play the Donks the following week.

Do you root for the Raiders to lose to the Chiefs just so you can save yourself the horror of us getting Andrew Luck?

No... gotta shoot for the playoffs if there's a chance.

Besides, if KC is 0-15 then plays both Oakland & Denver, the KC/Bronco game has to be a playoff game (Game 17). Teams in the playoffs don't get to pick 1st so neither team would get Luck anyway.

Iowanian
09-20-2011, 01:52 PM
It's interesting that your name is Autumn Wind.....because the leaves are starting to change colors and you can blow me, punk.

Boss Hog
09-20-2011, 01:53 PM
Now I knew last year was complete fluke and KC wasn't a good team but this bad really? The golf coach who is offensive guru has had his team score 10 pts total. That is unacceptable bit if you guys end up with luck I'm going to go ballistic and end up violating paroleq.

what happened on sunday? oh that's right. the raiders lost. ahahaha

Coogs
09-20-2011, 01:56 PM
Besides, if KC is 0-15 then plays both Oakland & Denver, the KC/Bronco game has to be a playoff game (Game 17). Teams in the playoffs don't get to pick 1st so neither team would get Luck anyway.

What?

LOCOChief
09-20-2011, 01:59 PM
The Chiefs team I saw play Sunday won't be in the running for Luck, they're going to win a few games imo.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-20-2011, 02:00 PM
Every time somebody else wins, we win more

Frazod
09-20-2011, 02:01 PM
The Chiefs team I saw play Sunday won't be in the running for Luck, they're going to win a few games imo.

Uh, you realize we just concluded the EASY PART OF OUR SCHEDULE, right?

AirForceChief
09-20-2011, 02:04 PM
Besides, if KC is 0-15 then plays both Oakland & Denver, the KC/Bronco game has to be a playoff game (Game 17). Teams in the playoffs don't get to pick 1st so neither team would get Luck anyway.

That would be WEEK 17, not game 17. 16 games in a 17 week season, you forgot the bye...but hey, it's just basic football/NFL knowledge.

Iowanian
09-20-2011, 02:05 PM
Put your lips really tight around my balloon knot, form a seal and I'll fart inflate you like a bag of torch gas and light you on fire.


It'll be messy but the results will impress my friends.

Flachief58
09-20-2011, 02:11 PM
Uh, you realize we just concluded the EASY PART OF OUR SCHEDULE, right?

At first I ROFL, but then I was like :banghead: because it's true...

Smed1065
09-20-2011, 02:30 PM
Because it's an unrealistic scenario and she knows it. The Chargers are running away from winning in the playoffs again!!!!11!11
PBJ YAY PBJ

Better.

Bewbies
09-20-2011, 02:31 PM
The Chiefs team I saw play Sunday won't be in the running for Luck, they're going to win a few games imo.

You had the tv on the wrong channel. When the Lions beat you by more than 40 you really, really suck.

mlyonsd
09-20-2011, 02:36 PM
If only we could get a franchise QB like Jamarcus Russell.Or Campbell. I can see him playing in the SB.

Chief Roundup
09-20-2011, 02:38 PM
Uh, you realize we just concluded the EASY PART OF OUR SCHEDULE, right?

Well after this weekend at San Diego we play the vikings and the colts. Those 2 should be winnable.

Chief Roundup
09-20-2011, 02:39 PM
You had the tv on the wrong channel. When the Lions beat you by more than 40 you really, really suck.

Yeah understand what you are saying but these weren't the Lions of years gone by. They are pretty darn good.

Frazod
09-20-2011, 02:45 PM
Well after this weekend at San Diego we play the vikings and the colts. Those 2 should be winnable.

I don't these fuckers could beat KU.

Ugly Duck
09-20-2011, 02:50 PM
That would be WEEK 17, not game 17. 16 games in a 17 week season, you forgot the bye...but hey, it's just basic football/NFL knowledge.

Its SNR's scenario, not mine. Its basic math, not basic football/NFL knowledge.

Chiefs are 0-15 (15 games played)

They play the Raiders (Game 16)

Then they play the Donks (Game 17)

You can't have a Game 17 unless its a playoff game.

Bewbies
09-20-2011, 02:55 PM
Well after this weekend at San Diego we play the vikings and the colts. Those 2 should be winnable.

By an NFL team yes, not by the Kansas City Chiefs.

OctoberFart
09-21-2011, 08:58 PM
Why don't you want to play my game?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7925208&postcount=11

We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Have to wait and see.

evolve27
09-21-2011, 09:02 PM
By an NFL team yes, not by the Kansas City Chiefs.

Our Luck chances all start with losing to the Vikes...

Marcus_Halberstram
09-21-2011, 09:02 PM
Hey AW, do you have a dog....a little chow or something ?

Psyko Tek
09-21-2011, 11:08 PM
Please kill yourself in the most bloodiest and painful manner possible.

Oh hell know keep him alive enough to see it

SNR
09-21-2011, 11:10 PM
Its SNR's scenario, not mine. Its basic math, not basic football/NFL knowledge.

Chiefs are 0-15 (15 games played)

They play the Raiders (Game 16)

Then they play the Donks (Game 17)

You can't have a Game 17 unless its a playoff game.I meant 0-14, 1-13, etc.

But your basic answer is "No" if I gather that correctly?

Gadzooks
09-21-2011, 11:21 PM
Its SNR's scenario, not mine. Its basic math, not basic football/NFL knowledge.

Chiefs are 0-15 (15 games played)

They play the Raiders (Game 16)

Then they play the Donks (Game 17)

You can't have a Game 17 unless its a playoff game.

You're just being a dick. WEEK 17 what do you do?!?

lostcause
09-22-2011, 02:06 AM
This whole concept is garbage. The idea of intentionally tanking a season for draft position is horribly NBA. And I will bet you a trillion dollars that neither Haley or Pioli are intentionally losing games to grab this kid. And I can double that wager that the players aren't going to tank games for draft position. If we get him, well great, we need him.

Guru
09-22-2011, 02:10 AM
Doesn't matter. We are not getting Luck. Do you know why?

Because we are not lucky.

NJChiefsFan
09-22-2011, 02:43 AM
This whole concept is garbage. The idea of intentionally tanking a season for draft position is horribly NBA. And I will bet you a trillion dollars that neither Haley or Pioli are intentionally losing games to grab this kid. And I can double that wager that the players aren't going to tank games for draft position. If we get him, well great, we need him.

It seems the players and staff are doing their part whether its intentional or not. To be honest, I would rather it be intentional. Atleast there would be an excuse for their play.

Hog Farmer
09-22-2011, 03:21 AM
Uh, you realize we just concluded the EASY PART OF OUR SCHEDULE, right?


LMAO That struck me as fucking hilarious !

LOCOChief
09-22-2011, 03:41 AM
Buffalo and detroit are not the easiest part of our shedule and we will win too many games to have a shot at Luck. Again this team is not as bad as everyone here saying.

I don't like Cassel, and nobody would like to see Luck under center more than me, but.. just saying I don't think we lose as many as the Colts, Seahawks and maybe even denver.