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Hog Farmer
09-19-2011, 06:37 PM
Watch the hit on Berry.... ther was no movement in the knee , that knee does not have a torn ACL..... Watch the Charles play , there was no movement in that knee to tear an ACl..... Ive seen Charles have his legs in all sorts of compromising positions the last two years to where I would say OK he's gonna be hurt be he ALWAYS got right back up. I never saw what happened to Moeaki but I'm calling BULLSHIT. What's up with this ?

Ugly Duck
09-19-2011, 06:38 PM
I'm calling BULLSHIT. What's up with this ?

The Suck for Luck conspiracy...

Shogun
09-19-2011, 06:39 PM
Were sucking for luckling

Detoxing
09-19-2011, 06:39 PM
OMFG BRILLIANT


ALL HAIL PIOLI FOR HIS MASTER PLAN! Fake injuries to key players so we draft Luck!!!!


OMG PIOLI IS A GENIUS!!

An injury next week to either Bowe or Hali would confirm this theory!

Count Zarth
09-19-2011, 06:39 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2vwaefq.jpg

Shogun
09-19-2011, 06:40 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2vwaefq.jpg

HIS ARMS ARE BIGGER THAN BRODIES, EXPLODE THEM

Detoxing
09-19-2011, 06:40 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2vwaefq.jpg

Stop it.

He looks like Eli Manning in that photo and you're ruining it for me.

kstater
09-19-2011, 06:40 PM
The God hates the Chiefs theory is more plausible.

Ace Gunner
09-19-2011, 06:40 PM
holy............

Hog Farmer
09-19-2011, 06:43 PM
The Suck for Luck conspiracy...

No way elite players say they are hurt to get a #1 pick. There's something up.

GloryDayz
09-19-2011, 06:45 PM
Just to help it look more real, I took a dive (sort of like a soccer guy) at the office today... I'm claiming it's not only an ACL (actually my other one!!), but also my hammy...

Hog Farmer
09-19-2011, 06:55 PM
And it's no coincidence we're already tied for last place after only two games !

Chocolate Hog
09-19-2011, 06:58 PM
This thread belongs in DC.

Three7s
09-19-2011, 07:03 PM
Next we'll find out that aliens have infected the bodies of Charles, Berry, and Moeaki ala Space Jam, causing them ACL injuries.......

:facepalm:

KurtCobain
09-19-2011, 07:04 PM
Next we'll find out that aliens have infected the bodies of Charles, Berry, and Moeaki ala Space Jam, causing them ACL injuries.......

:facepalm:

Oh fuck, I didn't even think of that. Shit!

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-19-2011, 07:08 PM
Watch the hit on Berry.... ther was no movement in the knee , that knee does not have a torn ACL..... Watch the Charles play , there was no movement in that knee to tear an ACl..... Ive seen Charles have his legs in all sorts of compromising positions the last two years to where I would say OK he's gonna be hurt be he ALWAYS got right back up. I never saw what happened to Moeaki but I'm calling BULLSHIT. What's up with this ?



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Hog Farmer
09-19-2011, 07:08 PM
Next we'll find out that aliens have infected the bodies of Charles, Berry, and Moeaki ala Space Jam, causing them ACL injuries.......

:facepalm:

This would be fucking horrible! Aliens are invisible so it can't be ruled out.

GloryDayz
09-19-2011, 07:09 PM
Next we'll find out that aliens have infected the bodies of Charles, Berry, and Moeaki ala Space Jam, causing them ACL injuries.......

:facepalm:

Are you saying they've been "probed" by big fat prison aliens named Bubba? Crap, little aliens will be popping from their chests soon...

Hog Farmer
09-19-2011, 07:10 PM
And Hali wen't down but being from Nigeria and with his background he just couldn't pull it off.

CoMoChief
09-19-2011, 07:13 PM
it make me sick to think that Moeaki, Berry, and Charles won't ever be back to 100% again (pre-inj condition).

Those players were HUGE impact players that we should be building a champ team around.

Hog Farmer
09-19-2011, 07:16 PM
it make me sick to think that Moeaki, Berry, and Charles won't ever be back to 100% again (pre-inj condition).

Those players were HUGE impact players that we should be building a champ team around.

Don't worry they/ll be back to 110% next year, I have a gut feeling.

MahiMike
09-19-2011, 07:17 PM
I KNEW IT! George W. Bush must be behind this crap!

Ugly Duck
09-19-2011, 07:17 PM
This would be ****ing horrible! Aliens are invisible so it can't be ruled out.

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track
09-19-2011, 07:17 PM
Can't we get cassel to fake an injury and go on the IR too?

ClevelandBronco
09-19-2011, 07:18 PM
I KNEW IT! George W. Bush must be behind this crap!

George W. Bush and Clark Hunt are the same guy, dude.

track
09-19-2011, 07:19 PM
If they do all the rehap...the injured leg will be stronger than it was prior to the injury.

ClevelandBronco
09-19-2011, 07:20 PM
If they do all the rehap...the injured leg will be stronger than it was prior to the injury.

He'll be faster than ever. In circles.

whoman69
09-19-2011, 07:23 PM
You are coming too close to the answers. I would suggest you end this line of query. I would also suggest you say nothing of the grassy knoll or the moonshot. People have disappeared who knew far less.

crispystl420
09-19-2011, 07:30 PM
HAARPPPP!

crispystl420
09-19-2011, 07:31 PM
What if those ACL's occurred in mid-air!?

loochy
09-19-2011, 07:33 PM
What if those ACL's occurred in mid-air!?

Their legs would have broken in half at the knee! SCARY!

crispystl420
09-19-2011, 07:35 PM
Their legs would have broken in half at the knee! SCARY!

Sick and twisted. No pun.

ClevelandBronco
09-19-2011, 07:38 PM
http://www.moviespad.com/photos/rip-torn-30-rock-ffcc8.jpg

PastorMikH
09-19-2011, 08:20 PM
I just keep wondering what the Chiefs did instead of conditioning in the offseason. One player with something like this and yeah, it's unfortunate. But it's happening to enough that I'm wondering if this team is really conditioned to the point they are ready to play. I realize everything was cut short because of the lockout. But it seems like we've had more of these than every other team combined.

FAX
09-19-2011, 08:33 PM
It's an interesting theory, for sure.

However (and with all respect), I believe that Mr. Hog Farmer may have ingested a tad too much of the wrong stuff of late. And, sadly, I have conducted a web search for an effective antidote for boar semen to no avail.

Personally, I fear we have pissed off the football gods to such an extent that we are doomed to an eternity of disappointment and despair.

FAX

Phobia
09-19-2011, 10:10 PM
You're also the one who said #47 never misses a tackle. I definitely trust your analysis.

bigbucks24
09-19-2011, 10:26 PM
So maybe Pioli goes to Berry, Mobraeaki and Charles and says, 'Boys, we're gonna suck this year anyway. Why don't you take the year off. I'll still pay you. Rest your body. Work out a little. Limp just a little. We'll get an awesome QB and you can come back next year. What do you say?"

MoreLemonPledge
09-19-2011, 10:29 PM
IT'S THE RINGS, MAN. THE GOVERNMENT'S AFFECTING WEATHER AND ANTERIOR CRUCIATE LIGAMENTS.

Bump
09-19-2011, 10:32 PM
this is conservative country, there is no such thing as a conspiracy. Everything that is told to us by the media or any republican politicians is guaranteed to be true.

Frankie
09-19-2011, 10:36 PM
Watch the hit on Berry.... ther was no movement in the knee , that knee does not have a torn ACL..... Watch the Charles play , there was no movement in that knee to tear an ACl..... Ive seen Charles have his legs in all sorts of compromising positions the last two years to where I would say OK he's gonna be hurt be he ALWAYS got right back up. I never saw what happened to Moeaki but I'm calling BULLSHIT. What's up with this ?

LMAO

I know your heart is in the right place, but such a conspiracy is impossible to keep secret due to all the people who have to lie to do it. From FO to the medical staff to the secretaries.

Epic Fail 007
09-19-2011, 10:53 PM
andrew luck=david carr people wake up

MoreLemonPledge
09-19-2011, 10:55 PM
andrew luck=david carr people wake up

:spock:

crazycoffey
09-19-2011, 10:55 PM
You are coming too close to the answers. I would suggest you end this line of query. I would also suggest you say nothing of the grassy knoll or the moonshot. People have disappeared who knew far less.


Either my sarcasm meter is broken, or :spock:

Rudy lost the toss
09-19-2011, 10:56 PM
Wait and see if JC starts eating Nachos. That's a huge tell

whoman69
09-19-2011, 10:57 PM
Either my sarcasm meter is broken, or :spock:

Your meter is broken.

crazycoffey
09-19-2011, 10:59 PM
Your meter is broken.

ok, good...

MoreLemonPledge
09-19-2011, 11:01 PM
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crazycoffey
09-19-2011, 11:14 PM
..

missed the game, any story to that?

MoreLemonPledge
09-19-2011, 11:18 PM
missed the game, any story to that?

No clue, just found the gif and thought it was hilarious.

crazycoffey
09-19-2011, 11:22 PM
No clue, just found the gif and thought it was hilarious.

oh, it made me laugh out loud. just wondered if it was an accident or on purpose. and why....

JoeyChuckles
09-19-2011, 11:24 PM
it make me sick to think that Moeaki, Berry, and Charles won't ever be back to 100% again (pre-inj condition).

Those players were HUGE impact players that we should be building a champ team around.

Thanks Captain Bring-Down

listopencil
09-19-2011, 11:31 PM
http://www.nesn.com/2011/09/michael-boley-scores-touchdown-throws-football-in-face-of-sideline-worker-video.html

listopencil
09-19-2011, 11:33 PM
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Nzoner
09-19-2011, 11:35 PM
I Blame Vegas!!

BigRock
09-20-2011, 12:36 AM
Moeaki was walking around and hanging out on the sideline for the entire second quarter after his knee injury. He's visible repeatedly if you DVR'd the game.

Berry took a hit to his knee and then went back in the game, just to make sure everyone would see him fall down and grab his leg.

ACLTRUTH.ORG

BossChief
09-20-2011, 01:28 AM
They let Berry walk down the steps with a torn ACL to go to the trainers room?

He even came back out with his pads still on after it was determined he had a torn ACL and was walking around the sideline?

Im not sure I buy into the tin foil hat scenario here, but those are a couple logs to add to the fire.

Ultra Peanut
09-20-2011, 01:49 AM
If they do all the rehap...the injured leg will be stronger than it was prior to the injury.HGH is a hell of a thing

They let Berry walk down the steps with a torn ACL to go to the trainers room?

He even came back out with his pads still on after it was determined he had a torn ACL and was walking around the sideline?

Im not sure I buy into the tin foil hat scenario here, but those are a couple logs to add to the fire.People often walk around or even play more snaps before realizing the extent of an ACL injury. This is an incredibly well-documented phenomenon.

Hog Farmer
09-20-2011, 04:07 AM
Moeaki was walking around and hanging out on the sideline for the entire second quarter after his knee injury. He's visible repeatedly if you DVR'd the game.

Berry took a hit to his knee and then went back in the game, just to make sure everyone would see him fall down and grab his leg.

ACLTRUTH.ORG

Exactly ! Look back at the hit on Berry ,his knee did not flex. No flex, No torn ACL.

ngoc
09-20-2011, 04:36 AM
You Liddell fans come up with any excuse for his loss against Rampage. A torn ACL is a serious injury. If a football player, or any sports player has it, they are out for the whole season.

durtyrute
09-20-2011, 06:15 AM
Have you ever torn an ACL?




















































On weed !!!!!

durtyrute
09-20-2011, 07:34 AM
I never really gave this any thought before this thread, but it is interesting. Just think, what are the odds that three unimportant players on your team get random non season ending injuries in three consecutive games? Now think, what are the odds that those three get different season ending injuries in three games? Now, what are the odds that they get the same season ending injury? Now, we change the players. Now three of your most important players all have the same season ending injury in three consecutive games. All of this while there are rumors that there is a divide in the locker room split between the head coach and the GM.

I'm not saying that is what happened, but wow we're talking like million to one odds here.

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2011, 07:37 AM
I love a good conspiracy theory...

but I do very much doubt Charles to be much of an actor...if he was faking that injury, the mother fucker should win one of those shiny gold actor awards...because holy shit, he pulled that off beautifully.

penguinz
09-20-2011, 07:59 AM
I never really gave this any thought before this thread, but it is interesting. Just think, what are the odds that three unimportant players on your team get random non season ending injuries in three consecutive games? Now think, what are the odds that those three get different season ending injuries in three games? Now, what are the odds that they get the same season ending injury? Now, we change the players. Now three of your most important players all have the same season ending injury in three consecutive games. All of this while there are rumors that there is a divide in the locker room split between the head coach and the GM.

I'm not saying that is what happened, but wow we're talking like million to one odds here.How is it million to one odds? It is a sport in which the knees are extremely vulnerable. I am amazed there aren't more of these injuries.

Omaha
09-20-2011, 08:08 AM
Watch the hit on Berry.... ther was no movement in the knee , that knee does not have a torn ACL..... Watch the Charles play , there was no movement in that knee to tear an ACl..... Ive seen Charles have his legs in all sorts of compromising positions the last two years to where I would say OK he's gonna be hurt be he ALWAYS got right back up. I never saw what happened to Moeaki but I'm calling BULLSHIT. What's up with this ?

The Suck for Luck conspiracy...

I was joking just last night with my neighbor that they were faking the ACL injuries to rest these guys for next year & be sure that they don't win any games. Who's next? Flowers or Hali?

Ugly Duck
09-20-2011, 08:12 AM
Who's next? Flowers or Hali?

Folks, you heard it here first....

Omaha
09-20-2011, 08:15 AM
OMFG BRILLIANT


ALL HAIL PIOLI FOR HIS MASTER PLAN! Fake injuries to key players so we draft Luck!!!!


OMG PIOLI IS A GENIUS!!

An injury next week to either Bowe or Hali would confirm this theory!

Dude, now you're just being silly. Bowe hasn't extended his contract. They wouldn't protect him. DUH!

hometeam
09-20-2011, 08:22 AM
http://skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/conspiracy.jpg

durtyrute
09-20-2011, 08:30 AM
How is it million to one odds? It is a sport in which the knees are extremely vulnerable. I am amazed there aren't more of these injuries.

The odds of it happening to three random players on you team throughout the whole season are pretty high right there. The odds of it happening to three of your best players in three consecutive games have to be off the charts. You yourself said you are suprised it doesn't happen more.

Rain Man
09-20-2011, 08:34 AM
Look on the turfy knoll. You'll see jimmy earl raye and lee Haley oswald shooting the players in the knee.

Chief Roundup
09-20-2011, 08:48 AM
Watch the hit on Berry.... ther was no movement in the knee , that knee does not have a torn ACL..... Watch the Charles play , there was no movement in that knee to tear an ACl..... Ive seen Charles have his legs in all sorts of compromising positions the last two years to where I would say OK he's gonna be hurt be he ALWAYS got right back up. I never saw what happened to Moeaki but I'm calling BULLSHIT. What's up with this ?

Yeah you could see Charles' knee "flex" when he landed trying to stretch for the first down. Nice wishing though.

HemiEd
09-20-2011, 09:24 AM
I just keep wondering what the Chiefs did instead of conditioning in the offseason. One player with something like this and yeah, it's unfortunate. But it's happening to enough that I'm wondering if this team is really conditioned to the point they are ready to play. I realize everything was cut short because of the lockout. But it seems like we've had more of these than every other team combined.

Agreed Mike, what they did different than normal should never be tried again.

Red Brooklyn
09-20-2011, 09:43 AM
The odds of it happening to three random players on you team throughout the whole season are pretty high right there. The odds of it happening to three of your best players in three consecutive games have to be off the charts. You yourself said you are suprised it doesn't happen more.
Yeah, but how does the fact that two of the players are injury prone to begin with affect those odds?

suzzer99
09-20-2011, 09:51 AM
Conspiracy nuts - go find me a star player (not named Albert Haynesworth) that will take a year off football just to help his team possibly land a high draft pick. Report back when you give up.

lcarus
09-20-2011, 10:08 AM
Yeah, but how does the fact that two of the players are injury prone to begin with affect those odds?

I told "fantasy" players to stay away from Charles because he was an injury waiting to happen. I hate being right in this instance.

Red Brooklyn
09-20-2011, 10:11 AM
I told "fantasy" players to stay away from Charles because he was an injury waiting to happen. I hate being right in this instance.
Exactly.

I wasn't surprised to hear about Moeaki's injury. I was bummed, but not surprised. Berry was shocking. But I felt like Charles (unfortunately) was a ticking time bomb. We got so lucky last season that he didn't really get injured. I figured it would be hard to get that lucky two seasons in a row. It sucks none the less.

Gonna miss having all these guys on the field.

durtyrute
09-20-2011, 01:21 PM
Yeah, but how does the fact that two of the players are injury prone to begin with affect those odds?

It definetely affects them, but they were not ACL injury prone so numbers only go down slightly. ;)

ChiefsrGood
09-20-2011, 03:19 PM
The reason everyone is blowing out their acls is todd haleys conditioning program rather than getting them ready to play football.

crispystl420
09-20-2011, 07:18 PM
C'mon guys this isn't a conspiracy lol it's the NFL bad things happen that nobody can control. Now, the lack of ability from our QB and the ineptitude of our front office are different conversations but this is just bad luck.

WhiteWhale
09-20-2011, 07:31 PM
Let's see... 3 of 22 starters suffering ACL injuries to their left knee in consecutive weeks.

Yeah, I would say that's incredibly unlikely.

I mean really... even the same knee?

Okie_Apparition
09-20-2011, 07:48 PM
The mystery as to why they wouldn't let Stanzi have #12 hasn't been answered yet. Please, one at a time

Frankie
09-20-2011, 07:54 PM
The mystery as to why they wouldn't let Stanzi have #12 hasn't been answered yet. Please, one at a time

What's Luck's number?

Red Brooklyn
09-20-2011, 08:27 PM
The reason everyone is blowing out their acls is todd haleys conditioning program rather than getting them ready to play football.
Prove this, please.

This seems to be a popular opinion, and I'm not saying it's absolutely false or anything. But (in my own admitted ignorance) I'm gonna need someone to back this up for me somehow.

How could Haley's conditioning program possibly made everyone's ACLs suck? I don't get it.

Okie_Apparition
09-20-2011, 08:32 PM
Haley got back stage at little wayne

teedubya
09-20-2011, 08:34 PM
HAARP did this to the ACL's. See the capital letters? They are in cahoots. Perhaps the UFO's too.

Red Brooklyn
09-20-2011, 08:36 PM
HAARP did this to the ACL's. See the capital letters? They are in cahoots. Perhaps the UFO's too.
Don't forget NATO!

Okie_Apparition
09-20-2011, 08:44 PM
Albert has an injury timeout a game. He must be anxious for his turn