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Rain Man
09-20-2011, 05:05 PM
Can you please do autocorrects on the following?

When someone types "Chiefs", substitute "2010 AFC West Champion Chiefs"

When someone types "Cassel", substitute "2010 Pro Bowl Quarterback Matt Cassel"

When someone types "Thomas Jones", substitute "Thomas Jones, who started ahead of 2010 Pro Bowler Jamaal Charles"

When someone types "Sabby Piscitelli", substitute "Temporary Replacement for 2010 Pro Bowler as a Rookie Eric Berry"


I think these things would help morale greatly. Thanks in advance.

Detoxing
09-20-2011, 05:06 PM
I agree Rain Man. However I would change the Thomas Jones line. I would prefer we called him, "The Illusive Thomas Jones"

Count Alex's Wins
09-20-2011, 05:06 PM
I think Cassel should be replaced with "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."

58-4ever
09-20-2011, 05:08 PM
I second this. One more request: When someone types "Andrew Luck", substitute "Future Chiefs Hall of Fame Quarterback Andrew Luck", or substitute "Most Interesting Man in the World Andrew Luck".

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-20-2011, 05:11 PM
There's at least one you have some influence on

CaliforniaChief
09-20-2011, 05:15 PM
Actually for Thomas Jones can you auto-correct to "Dirty Old Man who messed up my moneymaker"?/Baldwinning

Crush
09-20-2011, 05:18 PM
Tell Daface that his job is on the line.

lcarus
09-20-2011, 05:18 PM
Actually for Thomas Jones can you auto-correct to "Dirty Old Man who messed up my moneymaker"?/Baldwinning

What if Jones comes in for Charles and does well enough to win us a few games. Then he would have destroyed 2 Chiefs first round picks. :hmmm:

big nasty kcnut
09-20-2011, 05:20 PM
How about for tamba hali we have qbcrusher.

Crush
09-20-2011, 05:20 PM
Actually Sabby's autocorrect should either be Saggy Pistachio or Guido Fuckface.

Cheater5
09-20-2011, 05:21 PM
Matt Cassel auto-correct to "Mr. Sh!t Pants"

Thomas Jones to "Thumb-Breaka"

Scott McGraw to "Whiff 47"

ChiefsNow
09-20-2011, 05:23 PM
Cassel = Matt Cassel just fucked us up dog

kysirsoze
09-20-2011, 05:26 PM
Matt Cassel auto-correct to "Mr. Sh!t Pants"

Thomas Jones to "Thumb-Breaka"

Scott McGraw to "Whiff 47"

???

Bewbies
09-20-2011, 05:26 PM
This is going to ruin The Shituation.

Detoxing
09-20-2011, 05:30 PM
I think Cassel should be replaced with "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."

Actually Sabby's autocorrect should either be Saggy Pistachio or Guido ****face.

Matt Cassel auto-correct to "Mr. Sh!t Pants"

Thomas Jones to "Thumb-Breaka"

Scott McGraw to "Whiff 47"

Cassel = Matt Cassel just ****ed us up dog

This is going to ruin The Shituation.

Yeah....So I think you guys are missing the point of the thread.


BTW Mods....you guys should do it just to **** with people. It would be hilarious to see some one go off on a little pissy-face rant and have those auto corrects fill in. That'd be ****ing hilarious.

SNR
09-20-2011, 05:50 PM
Whenever somebody says "2011 season" or "this season" can the mods replace it with "'Rape Is Funny' Memorial Season"

That'd be really cute.

Rain Man
09-20-2011, 06:08 PM
Y'know, while we're here, perhaps you can change a few other things that annoys me. Let's start with ...

If they say "1972 Dolphins", let's show "1985 Bears".

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-20-2011, 06:12 PM
'74 Buccaneers FTW


How do you feel about the team's execution?


I'm all for it

whoman69
09-20-2011, 06:17 PM
I'm sorry, from this point on I will only refer to the guy that started our first two games at QB as Check Down.

durtyrute
09-20-2011, 06:26 PM
Whenever somebody says "2011 season" or "this season" can the mods replace it with "'Rape Is Funny' Memorial Season"

That'd be really cute.

LMAOLMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-20-2011, 06:28 PM
Actually Sabby's autocorrect should either be Saggy Pistachio or Guido ****face.

Shabby Pisspoortackley gets my vote

Rain Man
09-20-2011, 06:32 PM
Oh, and we need to change "Scott Pioli" to "Two-Time Sporting News NFL Executive of the Year and ESPN Personnel Man of the Decade Scott Pioli".

Gadzooks
09-20-2011, 07:03 PM
Can we still use Casshole? That one's funny...

Gadzooks
09-20-2011, 07:08 PM
ASSHOLE... (just making sure I didn't **** with the language filters)

Phobia
09-20-2011, 08:52 PM
I'll do it but I want a cush desk job making 3x what I'm worth and a moving allowance to Denver.... oh, and a company car. Not some apricot BMW either.

Rain Man
09-20-2011, 08:59 PM
I'll do it but I want a cush desk job making 3x what I'm worth and a moving allowance to Denver.... oh, and a company car. Not some apricot BMW either.


We almost had a deal, but unfortunately Colorado has a minimum wage law and all of our company cars are apricot BMWs.

milkman
09-20-2011, 11:15 PM
Thomas "2 yards and too slow for a cloud of dust" Jones.

Matt "Duke of Dink" Cassel.