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Thig Lyfe
09-21-2011, 10:54 AM
We probably won't need this, but in case the Chiefs actually win a game or two and don't get the #1 pick, we should start planting false rumors about Andrew Luck to ensure that he'll drop to us. I'll start:

Andrew Luck murders children for sport.

Flachief58
09-21-2011, 10:56 AM
Andrew luck is known to bite the heads off of kittens and then molesting the corpses

KCrockaholic
09-21-2011, 10:57 AM
I heard Andrew Luck banged his sister.

Hey it worked for Tony Washington. He went undrafted.

Sofa King
09-21-2011, 10:58 AM
Andrew Luck is opting to play professional table tennis if not drafted by KC.

Okie_Apparition
09-21-2011, 10:59 AM
Andrew Luck voted for Obama

Flachief58
09-21-2011, 11:01 AM
Andrew Luck voted for Obama

That'll do it. Thread closed :)

KCrockaholic
09-21-2011, 11:01 AM
Andrew Luck voted for Obama

He's a poor decision maker.

KCUnited
09-21-2011, 11:01 AM
Andrew Luck models his game after Matt Cassel.

Zeke
09-21-2011, 11:02 AM
Andrew Luck slept with Palin back in the early 80's.

Detoxing
09-21-2011, 11:03 AM
Andrew Luck is a Liberal.

(Oh wait, we wan't OTHER teams to not want him, right? Oops. My bad then. Andrew Luck is a republican!)

ChiefsNow
09-21-2011, 11:03 AM
Andrew Luck attends show and tell at missouri grade schools.

evenfall
09-21-2011, 11:03 AM
His half brother is Tyler Thigpen.

Thig Lyfe
09-21-2011, 11:05 AM
His half brother is Tyler Thigpen.

We want false rumors that will HURT his draft stock, dummy!

DMAC
09-21-2011, 11:07 AM
Andrew Luck drinks Dr. Pepper.

Okie_Apparition
09-21-2011, 11:08 AM
CoMo said he can't fail

4th and Long
09-21-2011, 11:22 AM
Andrew Luck practices black magic and used it to bring John Goodman back from the dead. Andrew Luck then took John Goodman to Reno, where he shot him, just to watch him die.
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SNR
09-21-2011, 11:24 AM
andrewluckgarglescum

Reerun_KC
09-21-2011, 11:25 AM
Andrew Luck was drafted #1 overall by KC, but demanded trade to Broncos...

Three7s
09-21-2011, 11:26 AM
Andrew Luck thinks he's the second coming of the Lord.

Bowser
09-21-2011, 11:26 AM
Andrew Luck started an "I'm Leaving Forever" thread on StanfordPlanet last year.

SNR
09-21-2011, 11:28 AM
Andrew Luck thinks rape is funny

Oh wait. We want teams to think he's BAD. Sorry.

4th and Long
09-21-2011, 11:31 AM
Thinking his home was being burgalerized, Andrew Luck grabbed his gun, went downstairs and fired off a round at the alleged perp. Turns out his refrigerator sounds a lot like a burgalar.
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Reerun_KC
09-21-2011, 11:32 AM
Thinking his home was being burgalerized, Andrew Luck grabbed his gun, went downstairs and fired off a round at the alleged perp. Turns out his refrigerator sounds a lot like a burgalar.
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Your sure you arent talking about Frazod the refrigerator killa?

4th and Long
09-21-2011, 11:33 AM
Andrew Luck washes down each and every meal with a tall, cool, refreshing glass of antifreeze.
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4th and Long
09-21-2011, 11:35 AM
To celebrate Arbor Day, every year, Andrew Luck randomly plants ans AIDS tree in one of his neighbors yards.
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fan4ever
09-21-2011, 11:39 AM
Andrew Luck, in anticipation to being drafted by the Chiefs, changed his legal name to Andrew F*cked.

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-21-2011, 11:45 AM
RedThat supports Andrew Luck

DMAC
09-21-2011, 11:46 AM
He classifies any girl over 110 pounds FAT.

Renegade
09-21-2011, 11:49 AM
Andrew Luck hates Chuck Norris

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-21-2011, 11:50 AM
OK gang as many of you may know Andrew Luck plans on skipping out on the NFL for a career in the male fashion industry.

ChiefsNow
09-21-2011, 11:54 AM
Andrew Luck is joining the Jamaican bobsled team

Thig Lyfe
10-06-2011, 03:12 PM
We need to do this more than ever after that costly victory over the Vikings.

Andrew Luck gives rimjobs for money.

Flachief58
10-06-2011, 03:24 PM
Andrew Luck gives rimjobs for money.

:Lin:

loochy
10-06-2011, 03:25 PM
Andrew Luck likes men.

Pasta Giant Meatball
10-06-2011, 03:27 PM
Andrew Luck likes to say VONDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

DJ's left nut
10-06-2011, 03:31 PM
Andrew Luck kidnapped a Missouri infant...

...Too soon?

BossChief
10-06-2011, 03:40 PM
Andrew Luck is a RAPIST


























































































of defenses

KC Tattoo
10-06-2011, 04:03 PM
Andrew luck is known to bite the heads off of kittens and then molesting the corpses

What the hell?!?!?!? We don't want the Raiders to get him!

Iconic
10-06-2011, 04:06 PM
Andrew Luck idolizes Matt Cassel.:wayne:

Hog Farmer
10-06-2011, 04:14 PM
Andrew Luck had secret butt sex with Governor Perry.

Nightfyre
10-06-2011, 04:16 PM
Andrew Luck once woke up next to Bruce Willis, which prompted the question, "Why does my ass hurt?"

Andrew Luck once took Scott Pioli's wife out for a night on the town only to have her mistake his heroin for cocaine.

Andrew Luck accused Harbaugh of sabotaging his draft stock with crappy playcalling last year. It's the real reason he didn't go out for the draft.

Andrew Luck wore a T-shirt to his interview with the Chiefs player personnel.

Andrew Luck was arrested for shooting himself in the foot with a pistol in a nightclub. He still wonders why he went to jail because "he didn't hurt anyone."

Crush
10-06-2011, 04:17 PM
Andrew Luck is actually a 36 year-old lesbian named Bertha Martinez.

Okie_Apparition
10-06-2011, 04:41 PM
His full name is Andrew Nathan Augustus Luck
& Mecca thinks he's wonderful

4th and Long
10-06-2011, 04:56 PM
When Andrew Luck falls into water, Andrew Luck does not get wet.

Water gets Andrew Luck.
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BoneKrusher
10-06-2011, 04:56 PM
Andrew Luck models his game after Matt Cassel.

if this don't make him drop to us, nothing will.;)

SuperChief
10-06-2011, 05:10 PM
Andrew Luck enjoys broccoli salad.

Dave Lane
10-06-2011, 05:12 PM
Has a major ACL tear just taking bottles of tylenol to get him through the combine. He'll never be the same.

Flachief58
10-06-2011, 05:14 PM
Andrew Luck is getting married to Rosie O'Donnell (sp, don't care)

whoman69
10-06-2011, 05:33 PM
Andrew Luck was the creator of "Pink Lady and Jeff", "Manimal", "Saturday Night With Howard Cosell", "Get a Life", and discovered the group WHAM!.

whoman69
10-06-2011, 05:34 PM
Andrew Luck was the original Barney.

pr_capone
10-06-2011, 05:41 PM
Andrew Luck learned everything he knows about being a QB from Tebow's Youth QB Camp.

Crush
10-06-2011, 05:45 PM
Andrew Luck is severely addicted to Pepto Bismal.

Thig Lyfe
04-26-2012, 03:23 PM
TIME TO PLANT SOME LAST MINUTE FALSE RUMORS!!! LET'S MAKE HIM DROP TO #11!!!!

bevischief
04-26-2012, 03:34 PM
Good luck with that...

Sofa King
04-26-2012, 03:56 PM
TIME TO PLANT SOME LAST MINUTE FALSE RUMORS!!! LET'S MAKE HIM DROP TO #11!!!!

ANDREW LUCK HAS AIDS!

Braincase
04-26-2012, 04:05 PM
He raped and killed 6 hookers at SMU.

He's the president of the Courtney Love Fan Club.

He knows where the rose goes when he puts on a garter belt.

He has asked for, and received, naked pictures of Walter Brennan.

He thinks Vegemite tastes good.

He invented the alternative internet definition for "Santorum" after watching his parents from the closet.

BryanBusby
04-26-2012, 04:06 PM
Send a tweet! If it's posted on twitter than it definitely has to be true!

KCUnited
04-26-2012, 04:23 PM
Andrew Luck likes Jimmy Johns.

Sanka
04-26-2012, 04:30 PM
Andrew Luck refuses to play for anyone but the Kansas City Chiefs.

Thig Lyfe
04-26-2012, 04:31 PM
Good luck with that...

FUCK YOU BRAH THIS IS CRUNCH TIME

NONBELIEVERS CAN GTFUCKO

BigChiefFan
04-26-2012, 04:48 PM
Luck refusing to become a Colt.

ReynardMuldrake
04-26-2012, 05:05 PM
Andrew luck is known to bite the heads off of kittens and then molesting the corpses

That's terrible! Everyone knows you don't follow an impersonal infinitive with a gerund.