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Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:10 PM
That's right, how often have you gone from A) meeting an opposing sex member? To--> B) Banging that person without dropping a dime on them, ever?

It's honestly only happened to me once, I think.

She was from Pennsylvania, roughly Y2K - Tall girl, but smoking hot. Met at a wedding, banged her on the side of a house. She had a nice economical Quaker snatch.

Please discus...


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stevieray
09-24-2011, 07:12 PM
back in the late eighties, early nineties...oh man.

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:13 PM
back in the late eighties, early nineties...oh man.

back in the days these women didn't want the world. Ughh times have more than changed!

KurtCobain
09-24-2011, 07:13 PM
2 or 3.

And without dropping a dime on them... does that include the gas money used to go pick them up?

CosmicPal
09-24-2011, 07:14 PM
When I was younger: A lot.

Now that I'm older. Not so much anymore. :(

Count Zarth
09-24-2011, 07:14 PM
Three times that I can recall. Internet dating sites FTMFW :p

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:16 PM
And without dropping a dime on them... does that include the gas money used to go pick them up?

No, that'd be not dropping a dime on them, that's fine/acceptable.

Marcus_Halberstram
09-24-2011, 07:17 PM
I prefer to pay. Especially if they're blond.

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:17 PM
Three times that I can recall. Internet dating sites FTMFW :p

Adult Friend Finder apparently really works, so i hear. LOL - haven't got a membership, obviously. Not that i'd be above it, but I'm sorta half assedly involved still.

Brock
09-24-2011, 07:17 PM
Are booty calls really that rare?

KurtCobain
09-24-2011, 07:18 PM
No, that'd be not dropping a dime on them, that's fine/acceptable.

What if the sexual act left a nasty stain on your seat covers and you had to pay to buy new ones?

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:19 PM
I prefer to pay. Especially if they're blond.

Another Dr Pepper TEN , Marcus?

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:21 PM
Are booty calls really that rare?

ehhh, IDK, honestly. I guess without dropping any money at all on them, may be. At least around these parts, but i've been out of the search for almost two yrs. since I've been seeing that chick.

Frankie
09-24-2011, 07:23 PM
Three times that I can recall. Internet dating sites FTMFW :p

Dating sites charge you money don't they? If so you spent $s on her.

Shogun
09-24-2011, 07:25 PM
Ive yanked a few lips in my lifetime.

is that what you want to hear?

suzzer99
09-24-2011, 07:25 PM
Does it count if you kill the hooker and take her money?

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2011, 07:25 PM
Dating sites charge you money don't they? If so you spent $s on her.

Some are free.

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:25 PM
Dating sites charge you money don't they? If so you spent $s on her.

not all of them.

CosmicPal
09-24-2011, 07:26 PM
I remember the night, after a game. (I was working for one of the pro sports teams in KC at the time.)

I met with some of the other sales staff and players at a bar. I was still in my suit/tie and I just received my first cocktail from the bartender when one of my co-workers sauntered over and said, "Hey man, that chick over there just told me she wants to blow you."

I replied, "Yeah, right." (The staff and I used to pull jokes/pranks on each other all the time.)

"No, I'm serious."

"If you're so serious, then you tell her to come tell me herself."

"All right."

He walks over to the other end of the bar and a few minutes later this cute blonde girl walks sheepishly over and stands next to my barstool and whispers, "He's not lying."

Needless to say, I didn't finish my drink and walked out of the stadium bar with her, into the parking lot, where she went down on me like a wet dog in heat.

Ohhhhhhh, how I long for another moment like that to happen again. :p

Bacon Cheeseburger
09-24-2011, 07:26 PM
There's no such thing as free pussy.

Brock
09-24-2011, 07:26 PM
ehhh, IDK, honestly. I guess without dropping any money at all on them, may be. At least around these parts, but i've been out of the search for almost two yrs. since I've been seeing that chick.

Okay, I see. Former dating partners don't count. In that case, I bat 0.

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:27 PM
Okay, I see. Former dating partners don't count. In that case, I bat 0.

naw

Count Zarth
09-24-2011, 07:27 PM
My favorite story, though, is meeting a girl at Chili's for a white chocolate volcano cake and 30 minutes later she was sucking my dick.

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10221221.jpg

Kyle DeLexus
09-24-2011, 07:28 PM
2 or 3.

And without dropping a dime on them... does that include the gas money used to go pick them up?

Real players have them come pick you up.

Count Zarth
09-24-2011, 07:28 PM
Dating sites charge you money don't they? If so you spent $s on her.

No. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Count Zarth
09-24-2011, 07:29 PM
Real players have them come pick you up.

I DID have a girl drive 2 hours in shitty weather for some awful sex. But I bought her dinner. I felt bad. LMAO

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 07:29 PM
My favorite story, though, is meeting a girl at Chili's for a white chocolate volcano cake and 30 minutes later she was sucking my dick.

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10221221.jpg

Did you buy her a mason jarred Iced-Tea at least?

CosmicPal
09-24-2011, 07:29 PM
There's no such thing as free pussy.

Read post #19.

:D

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2011, 07:33 PM
There's no such thing as free pussy.

Sure there is.

Pioli Zombie
09-24-2011, 07:56 PM
No pussy is free.

Lumpy
09-24-2011, 08:02 PM
Does it count if you kill the hooker and take her money?

Only on GTA.

Kyle DeLexus
09-24-2011, 08:05 PM
I only opened this thread again to see how much free pussy lumpy has pulled.

Chocolate Hog
09-24-2011, 08:05 PM
3 this year

Mr. Laz
09-24-2011, 08:06 PM
endless, couldn't even tell ya how many.

back in the day, we used to go out to the bars looking for chicks. Drink and drown night at the Roxy. 50 cent pitchers, we didn't even bother with a glass we just carried around a pitcher. Pretty much got at least one chick every weekend without spending anything on them.

i was a hound

KCrockaholic
09-24-2011, 08:08 PM
You've come so far in 4 years Gif Horse.

Simply Red
09-24-2011, 08:09 PM
I only opened this thread again to see how much free pussy lumpy has pulled.

http://i54.tinypic.com/9hjklg.gif

PornChief
09-24-2011, 08:09 PM
ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies

Lumpy
09-24-2011, 08:17 PM
I only opened this thread again to see how much free pussy lumpy has pulled.

LMAO Nothing is ever free. Gonzo and I went out tonight to celebrate our 12th wedding anniversary and he spent $25 for 1 glass of Chivas 21 y/o Scotch.

I did get Gonzo'd though, so it was worth it. :thumb:

MIAdragon
09-24-2011, 08:20 PM
Alot

Kyle DeLexus
09-24-2011, 08:21 PM
LMAO Nothing is ever free. Gonzo and I went out tonight to celebrate our 12th wedding anniversary and he spent $25 for 1 glass of Chivas 21 y/o Scotch.

I did get Gonzo'd though, so it was worth it. :thumb:

Well happy anniversary to both of you.

Count Zarth
09-24-2011, 08:25 PM
You've come so far in 4 years Gif Horse.

Lots of good advice from the Planet over the years.

I look back and LOL at the idea I was scared to kiss a girl.

Lumpy
09-24-2011, 08:29 PM
Well happy anniversary to both of you.

Thanks! :D

Count Zarth
09-24-2011, 08:32 PM
lumpy pumpy tonight

CosmicPal
09-24-2011, 08:35 PM
LMAO Nothing is ever free. Gonzo and I went out tonight to celebrate our 12th wedding anniversary and he spent $25 for 1 glass of Chivas 21 y/o Scotch.

I did get Gonzo'd though, so it was worth it. :thumb:

I'd trade in all the free pussy in the world to have what you and Gonzo have.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-24-2011, 08:35 PM
All of it

Chocolate Hog
09-24-2011, 08:38 PM
Lots of good advice from the Planet over the years.

I look back and LOL at the idea I was scared to kiss a girl.

Fag.

Lumpy
09-24-2011, 08:51 PM
lumpy pumpy tonight

Meh. It was more like bumpy, thumpy, ohhhhhhh lumpy... but you were close.

I'd trade in all the free pussy in the world to have what you and Gonzo have.

You want our debt? Awesome! It's yours! :p

Gonzo
09-24-2011, 09:03 PM
Meh. It was more like bumpy, thumpy, ohhhhhhh lumpy... but you were close.



You want our debt? Awesome! It's yours! :p

Hey, idea! I'll rent her out to get outta debt.
"Who was the cheap bastard that gave you a quarter?"



"All of them!"
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BWillie
09-24-2011, 09:03 PM
Ha. Many times. I once banged a girl I said five words to. Said don't u feel left out?

Short Leash Hootie
09-24-2011, 09:05 PM
Haha

Short Leash Hootie
09-24-2011, 09:06 PM
If buying drinks doesn't count that is...

Phobia
09-24-2011, 09:10 PM
Had a gal fly halfway across the country for me once. Spent a weekend on her dime. I'd do it again. I think she kinda got the short end of the stick, if you know what I mean.

Stanley Nickels
09-24-2011, 09:11 PM
I once was at a bar in Chicago. My game was this: talk about a guy and a girl in the corner macking on one another. I say he's got no chance, she says he does. I disagreed, bet her $100 that I had a better chance hooking up with her than other guy had hooking up with other girl. She disagreed, we got to flirtatiously betting on it and hooked up. Had no idea if I won or lost. So, to answer your question, SR: maybe?

Best line I've pulled prior to my recent relationship: "Hi, I'm xxxx. Fake Name/Real Name?" They DIE. I have no idea why, it's always been met with wonderful results.

Braincase
09-24-2011, 09:16 PM
Ain't no such thing. One way of the other, you're gonna pay.

Short Leash Hootie
09-24-2011, 09:19 PM
my friend introduces me to all ladies as Richard but I quickly tell them I prefer Dick.

Lumpy
09-24-2011, 09:26 PM
Hey, idea! I'll rent her out to get outta debt.
"Who was the cheap bastard that gave you a quarter?"



"All of them!"
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How in the hell did you get out of the cuffs?!

RJ
09-24-2011, 09:38 PM
When you're broke that happens all the time. Cause you don't really have a choice. Plus, they don't stick around when you're broke so you're free to go find another one.

I never considered it before but there's definitely something to this line of thought. Getting laid is relatively inexpensive when you have no money to spend.

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2011, 09:40 PM
Ain't no such thing. One way of the other, you're gonna pay.Again, not true.

Sucky
09-24-2011, 09:55 PM
probably 10

Bowser
09-24-2011, 10:49 PM
More than you. [/typical CP response]

xfactor
09-24-2011, 10:53 PM
i wish my college degree had allowed me to count that high:p

listopencil
09-24-2011, 10:57 PM
Happened all the time before I was married. Actually, off the top of my head, I can't think of a time where I ended up spending money on a girl then having sex with her in a stereotypical "date" kind of way.

Dante84
09-24-2011, 11:49 PM
i wish my college degree had allowed me to count that high:p

2 handies from the same mongoloid doesn't count as pussy.

HoneyBadger
09-25-2011, 12:35 AM
4. 1 of them would even buy me gifts, dinner and take me places just to get the chance to bang me. I eventually let her, and never talked to her again.

Dave Lane
09-25-2011, 08:01 AM
Not sure you entire qualifications but first meet fucks alot. After a coffee and some convo it's pretty much usually on. Not sure if me buying my own coffee counts as nothin or not

Delano
09-25-2011, 09:08 AM
If buying drinks doesn't count that is...

Of course buying her/him drinks counts, that is kind of the whole premise of the thread topic.
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Delano
09-25-2011, 09:10 AM
I remember that time, when I got a blowjob with two empty forties still taped to my hands. Ahhh, college. Free pussy was the norm.
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Simply Red
09-25-2011, 09:10 AM
Of course buying her/him drinks counts, that is kind of the whole premise of the thread topic.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsC_Kz4-U-4

GoHuge
09-25-2011, 09:13 AM
IDK I've had 5,6,7 this year. The bar I go to the most often is loaded with talent from 21-40, packed every night during the week, and 2 miles from home. Monday $2 any beer, $2 any shots. That is a good night!! On Wednesday night $.50 wells, but the class of people really goes down after about 11:00. Facebook is another good one. That is good for at least 2-3 freebies a year. Whether it be a girl from the past (as far back as high school and college) or a chick you met out somewhere and started talking on there afterwards. I would have to go back and figure up how many chicks over the years I've banged that I knew from when I was younger that I didn't know they liked me or I was too big of a pussy back then to say anything. I'm a hell of a lot more confident at 31 when it comes to chicks than I was at 16-21.

Shit I'll talk to or say anything to and girl now. I really enjoy meeting new women or just people in general........very rarely do I buy a girl a drink though. Sure as hell not as a move, but if we've been at the bar talking for a half hour and she's interesting to talk to and you've figured out she's not a Plaza Rat hustling chick trying to score a quick drink than sure........hell a lot of times they'll offer to buy you one. When you're talking to a girl you just met you're going to enjoy talking to her, not enjoy her company and looking for an exit strategy, (or a way to move in on her hotter friend) going to meet a new friend, be unimpressed and not remember her name, or it turn into something that's pretty cool.........even if it is for only one night. Worse thing that's gonna happen is they say not interested or find you offensive. Either way who cares? Not gonna happen anyway..........next.

Short Leash Hootie
09-25-2011, 09:26 AM
Of course buying her/him drinks counts, that is kind of the whole premise of the thread topic.
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No, I think you misinterpreted. I think Red was trying to ask who's gotten random pussy...not date pussy, or hooker pussy.

I think buying a drink or two falls under what he's talking about, at least that's how I interpreted it.

Short Leash Hootie
09-25-2011, 09:30 AM
Happened all the time before I was married. Actually, off the top of my head, I can't think of a time where I ended up spending money on a girl then having sex with her in a stereotypical "date" kind of way.

Word.

I never go on "dates"...I don't even know what that means. My ex told me she'd have random guys all the time come up to her at her job and ask her if she wanted to go on a date sometime. People she didn't even know. Who does that? I could never imagine walking up to a girl, randomly, and being like, "hey we don't know each other lets go to dinner sometime!"

I don't know if that's considered "normal", but if it is...I'm never, ever, ever going to do that.

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 09:31 AM
I remember that time, when I got a blowjob with two empty forties still taped to my hands. Ahhh, college. Free pussy was the norm.
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GoHuge
09-25-2011, 09:43 AM
No, I think you misinterpreted. I think Red was trying to ask who's gotten random pussy...not date pussy, or hooker pussy.

I think buying a drink or two falls under what he's talking about, at least that's how I interpreted it.I don't think SR is going to ever be able to figure out the mystery of pussy. Only threads I've seen him start are about pussy advice (which he never takes and blows the opportunity) or sly ways of gathering information about pussy like this thread. I threw the towel in on trying to help him out in this area a long time ago. Only way he'll get consistent pussy is by paying for it.

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 09:48 AM
I don't think SR is going to ever be able to figure out the mystery of pussy. Only threads I've seen him start are about pussy advice (which he never takes and blows the opportunity) or sly ways of gathering information about pussy like this thread. I threw the towel in on trying to help him out in this area a long time ago. Only way he'll get consistent pussy is by paying for it.

You have no idea what you're even saying, I was curious about the others, I've had the same pussy for two yrs. now.

r'Spek!

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 09:54 AM
I don't think SR is going to ever be able to figure out the mystery of pussy. Only threads I've seen him start are about pussy advice (which he never takes and blows the opportunity) or sly ways of gathering information about pussy like this thread. I threw the towel in on trying to help him out in this area a long time ago. Only way he'll get consistent pussy is by paying for it.

It's funny how when someone creates a thread inquiring that you all ASSUME it's asking for advice, that's one of the blunders of web conversations, I suppose.

Delano
09-25-2011, 09:55 AM
No, I think you misinterpreted. I think Red was trying to ask who's gotten random pussy...not date pussy, or hooker pussy.

I think buying a drink or two falls under what he's talking about, at least that's how I interpreted it.

From the original post:

how often have you gone from A) meeting an opposing sex member? To--> B) Banging that person without dropping a dime on them, ever?

How do you misinterpret that?

Dayze
09-25-2011, 09:58 AM
only once I think. I got off of work at the liquor store ( years ago), went home about 11:30pm. I get a call out of the blue from this chick I had fooled around with like 3-5 years earlier, but haven'[t heard from her in years. She said her bachelorette party just wrapped up (not idea she was getting married) and she was in the area; asked if she could stop by.

I thought 'sure, why not'...literally not putting 2 and 2 together etc. I was tired from work, and was pre occupied with making something to eat when she called etc. She shows up, we're watching TV for about 10 minutes, catching up on what she's been up to etc. Next thing I know she's commenced to tuggin' on the 'ol hog. yada yada yada, we had wild monkey sex, and she was gone in about 45 minutes. Haven't heard from her since.

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 10:02 AM
only once I think. I got off of work at the liquor store ( years ago), went home about 11:30pm. I get a call out of the blue from this chick I had fooled around with like 3-5 years earlier, but haven'[t heard from her in years. She said her bachelorette party just wrapped up (not idea she was getting married) and she was in the area; asked if she could stop by.

I thought 'sure, why not'...literally not putting 2 and 2 together etc. I was tired from work, and was pre occupied with making something to eat when she called etc. She shows up, we're watching TV for about 10 minutes, catching up on what she's been up to etc. Next thing I know she's commenced to tuggin' on the 'ol hog. yada yada yada, we had wild monkey sex, and she was gone in about 45 minutes. Haven't heard from her since.


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Dayze
09-25-2011, 10:05 AM
lol^

Short Leash Hootie
09-25-2011, 10:06 AM
From the original post:


How do you misinterpret that?

I think he was trying to see how much random pussy people have gotten...not call girls, not blind dates, not set dates...

That's how I interpreted it...

I highly doubt people not in college have gotten much legitimate "free" pussy...not buying even ONE drink at a bar for a random...

I find that hard to believe.

So I interpreted it as a one nighter, or someone you met that night at a bar, etc. etc. etc.

even the chicks you'd meet off dating sites usually require to meet over a drink, or dinner, or a movie...I mean I guess you could con them into coming over to your place right away but again, weird.

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 10:09 AM
I think he was trying to see how much random pussy people have gotten...not call girls, not blind dates, not set dates...

That's how I interpreted it...

I highly doubt people not in college have gotten much legitimate "free" pussy...not buying even ONE drink at a bar for a random...

I find that hard to believe.

So I interpreted it as a one nighter, or someone you met that night at a bar, etc. etc. etc.

even the chicks you'd meet off dating sites usually require to meet over a drink, or dinner, or a movie...I mean I guess you could con them into coming over to your place right away but again, weird.


True Tru, but that Quaker from PA, I didn't even give her a stick of Juicy-Fruit.

gblowfish
09-25-2011, 10:15 AM
I have five cats and all of them were free. Is that what you mean?

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 10:16 AM
I have five cats and all of them were free. Is that what you mean?

http://i55.tinypic.com/335bcih.jpg

threebag02
09-25-2011, 10:20 AM
No such thing eventually you stay with one and you pay for all the ones in your past.

LiveSteam
09-25-2011, 10:21 AM
My girlfriend has a great ass. Its a nice lil tight poop-er. She loves it when I probe her lil asshole with my tongue. & its free

Brock
09-25-2011, 10:23 AM
:vomit:

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 10:25 AM
My girlfriend has a great ass. Its a nice lil tight poop-er. She loves it when I probe her lil asshole with my tongue. & its free

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ljsy1v.gif

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 10:26 AM
yeah, no thanks to buttholes.

KCUnited
09-25-2011, 10:28 AM
My girlfriend has a great ass. Its a nice lil tight poop-er. She loves it when I probe her lil asshole with my tongue. & its free


That hint of candy apple you might get is this new lube I found at Cirillas.

LiveSteam
09-25-2011, 10:28 AM
yeah, no thanks to buttholes.

Never ate the hole thing? Its good shit

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-25-2011, 10:29 AM
None (since I sold my motorcycle ;))

LiveSteam
09-25-2011, 10:32 AM
My girl squirts when she comes. She is a puddle-er :-)

Kyle DeLexus
09-25-2011, 10:35 AM
IDK I've had 5,6,7 this year. The bar I go to the most often is loaded with talent from 21-40, packed every night during the week, and 2 miles from home. Monday $2 any beer, $2 any shots. That is a good night!! On Wednesday night $.50 wells, but the class of people really goes down after about 11:00. Facebook is another good one. That is good for at least 2-3 freebies a year. Whether it be a girl from the past (as far back as high school and college) or a chick you met out somewhere and started talking on there afterwards. I would have to go back and figure up how many chicks over the years I've banged that I knew from when I was younger that I didn't know they liked me or I was too big of a pussy back then to say anything. I'm a hell of a lot more confident at 31 when it comes to chicks than I was at 16-21.

Shit I'll talk to or say anything to and girl now. I really enjoy meeting new women or just people in general........very rarely do I buy a girl a drink though. Sure as hell not as a move, but if we've been at the bar talking for a half hour and she's interesting to talk to and you've figured out she's not a Plaza Rat hustling chick trying to score a quick drink than sure........hell a lot of times they'll offer to buy you one. When you're talking to a girl you just met you're going to enjoy talking to her, not enjoy her company and looking for an exit strategy, (or a way to move in on her hotter friend) going to meet a new friend, be unimpressed and not remember her name, or it turn into something that's pretty cool.........even if it is for only one night. Worse thing that's gonna happen is they say not interested or find you offensive. Either way who cares? Not gonna happen anyway..........next.

Sounds like gohuge goes to Saints?

ChiefsNow
09-25-2011, 10:40 AM
A good woman doesn't give a shit what about you spend.

Simply Red
09-25-2011, 11:00 AM
A good woman doesn't give a shit what about you spend.

oh jesus

munkey
09-25-2011, 11:52 AM
oh jesus

LMAO

munkey
09-25-2011, 12:06 PM
great thread SR...love it....I've had a few but the one I remember the most was my senior year in high school....i was at at mesa party with friends and struck up a conversation with this girl i knew of but never met and from out of now where she says "wanna fuck"....I said sure and did her behind a truck....looking back that still surprises me...she was rather hot...

crazycoffey
09-25-2011, 12:08 PM
There's no such thing as free pussy.

This, and I'm disappointed at how long it took to be said, the pussification of the CP continues....

munkey
09-25-2011, 12:12 PM
This, and I'm disappointed at how long it took to be said, the pussification of the CP continues....


ummm...yes there is...had numerous times..wives are a different story.

ThaVirus
09-25-2011, 12:36 PM
Literally, every girl I've ever been with... And that's not a joke. I'm pretty young though so that may not be a shocker.

GoHuge
09-25-2011, 12:38 PM
It's funny how when someone creates a thread inquiring that you all ASSUME it's asking for advice, that's one of the blunders of web conversations, I suppose.It's possible that its because of this 31 page soliciting of advice that ended in epic FAIL on your part.

"Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate."

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=211324&highlight=neighbor

If your avatar pic is what it is that you've been hitting for 2 years I can see why she's been around so long...........a lack of options.

crazycoffey
09-25-2011, 01:17 PM
ummm...yes there is...had numerous times..wives are a different story.


Oh, you're paying somehow for something, never had to buy a drink? Never gave a gift? Never had to have a mind numbing "talk", meet friends, etc?

No, you just rubbed on the magic Genie and a girl showed up naked to get you off and disappear into thin air.... bullshit.

And, if a girl walked up to a bar and asked you for sex, no strings, well then you my naive friend, were victim to a sorority girl "hog night".....

munkey
09-25-2011, 01:20 PM
Oh, you're paying somehow for something, never had to buy a drink? Never gave a gift? Never had to have a mind numbing "talk", meet friends, etc?

No, you just rubbed on the magic Genie and a girl showed up naked to get you off and disappear into thin air.... bullshit.

And, if a girl walked up to a bar and asked you for sex, no strings, well then you my naive friend, were victim to a sorority girl "hog night".....

NO...sorry...I guess some guys have it and some don't...don't know what else to say...other than your wrong...

ThaVirus
09-25-2011, 01:20 PM
Oh, you're paying somehow for something, never had to buy a drink? Never gave a gift? Never had to have a mind numbing "talk", meet friends, etc?

No, you just rubbed on the magic Genie and a girl showed up naked to get you off and disappear into thin air.... bullshit.

And, if a girl walked up to a bar and asked you for sex, no strings, well then you my naive friend, were victim to a sorority girl "hog night".....

No offense, but you sound like a guy that never really got a whole lot of pussy and just never fully understood girls (NTTAWWT). SOME GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES. They love sex as much as guys do and if you introduce a bit of alcohol to their system and a party atmosphere, you've got yourself a cocktail of hot, steamy sex coming your way.

munkey
09-25-2011, 01:25 PM
No offense, but you sound like a guy that never really got a whole lot of pussy and just never fully understood girls (NTTAWWT). SOME GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES. They love sex as much as guys do and if you introduce a bit of alcohol to their system and a party atmosphere, you've got yourself a cocktail of hot, steamy sex coming your way.

Remember...YOU can't spend anything...you can't "introduce" the alcohol...they have to buy :p

ThaVirus
09-25-2011, 01:31 PM
Remember...YOU can't spend anything...you can't "introduce" the alcohol...they have to buy :p

Oh and I never have. I've only ever bought drinks for girls that were friends or girls that I've already fucked (without spending money on them at that point) that I knew I'd be able to fuck again that night if I just got them a bit liquored up LMAO

crazycoffey
09-25-2011, 01:33 PM
No offense, but you sound like a guy that never really got a whole lot of pussy and just never fully understood girls (NTTAWWT). SOME GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES. They love sex as much as guys do and if you introduce a bit of alcohol to their system and a party atmosphere, you've got yourself a cocktail of hot, steamy sex coming your way.


no offense taken, our definitions of "paying for it" defer a bit. No biggie. Oh, and ROFL at me not knowing how to pull ass... That's funny.

Only astronauts get free tang.

ThaVirus
09-25-2011, 01:43 PM
no offense taken, our definitions of "paying for it" defer a bit. No biggie. Oh, and ROFL at me not knowing how to pull ass... That's funny.

Only astronauts get free tang.

Well if you want to get super technical, I've paid for the gas driving to a girl's house or picking her up then bringing her to my house for all but one girl I've ever had sex with. I wouldn't really consider that paying for sex though. If I've been texting a girl and I'm pretty sure we're going to do the do and I roll over to her house and smash without taking her out to eat or get drinks or anything like that, I'm counting that as free pussy. If you don't, then my most consistent booty call is most definitely free. She got my number from a friend a couple years ago and just started texting me, I texted back and eventually one night she came to my house. I had a movie playing and we didn't even finish it. Now I'll get a text every couple weeks at 3 in the morning after the club lets out from her asking if I want to "chill". Never even been with girl outside of my own house, that's about as free as free can get...

suzzer99
09-25-2011, 03:14 PM
only once I think. I got off of work at the liquor store ( years ago), went home about 11:30pm. I get a call out of the blue from this chick I had fooled around with like 3-5 years earlier, but haven'[t heard from her in years. She said her bachelorette party just wrapped up (not idea she was getting married) and she was in the area; asked if she could stop by.

I thought 'sure, why not'...literally not putting 2 and 2 together etc. I was tired from work, and was pre occupied with making something to eat when she called etc. She shows up, we're watching TV for about 10 minutes, catching up on what she's been up to etc. Next thing I know she's commenced to tuggin' on the 'ol hog. yada yada yada, we had wild monkey sex, and she was gone in about 45 minutes. Haven't heard from her since.

This is like the 4th time I've heard some version of the chick banging some random dude on her bachelor party. How many dudes out there does this happen to?

keg in kc
09-25-2011, 03:18 PM
I'm going to go with "never".

Simply Red
09-26-2011, 10:05 AM
It's possible that its because of this 31 page soliciting of advice that ended in epic FAIL on your part.

"Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate."

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=211324&highlight=neighbor

If your avatar pic is what it is that you've been hitting for 2 years I can see why she's been around so long...........a lack of options.



ANYTIME, 'you' WANNA COME TO ATLANTA, AND GO OUT, TO SEE 'WHO' GETs THE MOST ATTENTION FROM THE LADIES (ME OR YOU), i LIVE IN THE LENOX ROAD AREA. i'll PM you contact details you ****ing pud. That particular thread was close to my divorce and confidence was at an all time low.

NOW Shut the **** up!

http://i53.tinypic.com/dzdlr7.gif

lcarus
09-26-2011, 10:09 AM
Couple times. I probably could do it more often if I actually gave a shit about it. My weakness is that I'm often lazy and sometimes anti-social.

Simply Red
09-26-2011, 10:23 AM
No offense, but you sound like a guy that never really got a whole lot of pussy and just never fully understood girls (NTTAWWT). SOME GIRLS ARE JUST WHORES. They love sex as much as guys do and if you introduce a bit of alcohol to their system and a party atmosphere, you've got yourself a cocktail of hot, steamy sex coming your way.

Umm, have you seen his wife?

TEX
09-26-2011, 10:24 AM
Once - But I spent several days teaching her how to surf, and time is money...

Simply Red
09-26-2011, 10:32 AM
Hey GOHuge39 - post a picture of yourself, tough guy.

Brock
09-26-2011, 10:34 AM
:facepalm:

lcarus
09-26-2011, 10:37 AM
I believe that getting women is less about looks and more about confidence and attitude...and trying. I am average looking, but I lack confidence, a good attitude, and a determination to go out and try.

loochy
09-26-2011, 10:39 AM
Hey GOHuge39 - post a picture of yourself, tough guy.

Yeah tough guy!

I'll out good-look you in a good-looks contest!

You ugly fatty.

tooge
09-26-2011, 10:39 AM
well SR, I pulled pork this weekend in a competition, but it was more like $1.75 a lb. Still cheaper than any pussy I've ever pulled

lcarus
09-26-2011, 10:40 AM
well SR, I pulled pork this weekend in a competition, but it was more like $1.75 a lb. Still cheaper than any pussy I've ever pulled

LMAO

loochy
09-26-2011, 10:41 AM
well SR, I pulled pork this weekend in a competition, but it was more like $1.75 a lb. Still cheaper than any pussy I've ever pulled

I did too, but mine was free and I did it about 5 times. :thumb:

Brock
09-26-2011, 10:43 AM
You know! I don't really care Brock - he started it, by trying to punk me out, I don't need your approval, either.

LMAO You're ridiculous.

tooge
09-26-2011, 10:45 AM
endless, couldn't even tell ya how many.

back in the day, we used to go out to the bars looking for chicks. Drink and drown night at the Roxy. 50 cent pitchers, we didn't even bother with a glass we just carried around a pitcher. Pretty much got at least one chick every weekend without spending anything on them.

i was a hound

Oh my god, the Roxy. Memories. Back in the mid 80's, I did rather well there also. In college, there were quite a few I met at parties, bars, etc., that ended up in my cave room naked. That was a long time ago though.

Calcountry
09-26-2011, 12:03 PM
There's no such thing as free pussy.Just ask Tiger Woods how expensive it can be. :D

Cave Johnson
09-26-2011, 02:44 PM
Apparently the price of pussy is at an all time low.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/cheap_dates_EnfcHi7NwBAkD3RYMUWv6I?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsite

Inspector
09-26-2011, 02:57 PM
Guys who went through the 60's and 70's could tell many, many tales of the pleasure of freedoms we had...

But mostly we can't remember anymore.

GoHuge
09-27-2011, 01:55 PM
ANYTIME, 'you' WANNA COME TO ATLANTA, AND GO OUT, TO SEE 'WHO' GETs THE MOST ATTENTION FROM THE LADIES (ME OR YOU), i LIVE IN THE LENOX ROAD AREA. i'll PM you contact details you ****ing pud. That particular thread was close to my divorce and confidence was at an all time low.

NOW Shut the **** up!

http://i53.tinypic.com/dzdlr7.gifPost a picture of myself........you wanting to have a CP Hot-or-Not contest?

I'm sorry you've portrayed yourself to be inept in the ways of the vagina. That was your post and pathetic performance...........sorry if it was sad-time. :deevee:

I have no desire to come anywhere and have any kind of competition with you. What next an address exchange for a fight?

I think you need to crawl back inside your mom's vagina and cook a little longer. You're clearly underdeveloped in several areas.

whoman69
09-27-2011, 05:52 PM
I was literally the guy that David Spade talked about who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.

LiveSteam
09-27-2011, 05:56 PM
Would you hit this Tomato ?
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/306954_2235177730931_1592598794_32186909_831125052_n.jpg

Simply Red
09-27-2011, 06:10 PM
Post a picture of myself........you wanting to have a CP Hot-or-Not contest?

I'm sorry you've portrayed yourself to be inept in the ways of the vagina. That was your post and pathetic performance...........sorry if it was sad-time. :deevee:

I have no desire to come anywhere and have any kind of competition with you. What next an address exchange for a fight?

I think you need to crawl back inside your mom's vagina and cook a little longer. You're clearly underdeveloped in several areas.



Really hurts coming from a faceless critic named GoHuge. I know what it is w/ you because it's all over your shirt cuff and I can see it. - I must've internet bitch smacked one of your mults or something. LMAO

Simply Red
09-27-2011, 06:11 PM
Would you hit this Tomato ?
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/306954_2235177730931_1592598794_32186909_831125052_n.jpg

Fuck yes. I wouldo:-)

seclark
09-27-2011, 06:12 PM
Really hurts coming from a faceless critic named GoHuge. I know what it is w/ you because it's all over your shirt cuff and I can see it. - I must've internet bitch smacked one of your mults or something. LMAO

kotter?
sec

Simply Red
09-27-2011, 06:14 PM
kotter?
sec

LMAO

Rausch
09-27-2011, 06:23 PM
I believe that getting women is less about looks and more about confidence and attitude...and trying. I am average looking, but I lack confidence, a good attitude, and a determination to go out and try.

Buddy of mine was the most average looking guy you'd meet. Slender, not muscular, and not a guy who primped or worried a lot about what he was wearing.

That said it was a personal insult to him if he left the bar/party with an 8. He was constantly hitting 9's and now and again flashed pics of a 10.

He was just a fun guy to be around. Never started $3it, could fit in to any crowd, really never had a bad thing to say about anybody...

crispystl420
09-27-2011, 06:26 PM
Buddy of mine was the most average looking guy you'd meet. Slender, not muscular, and not a guy who primped or worried a lot about what he was wearing.

That said it was a personal insult to him if he left the bar/party with an 8. He was constantly hitting 9's and now and again flashed pics of a 10.

He was just a fun guy to be around. Never started $3it, could fit in to any crowd, really never had a bad thing to say about anybody...

Sounds like a story I heard about a guy named Marcus who owns a museum.

Simply Red
09-27-2011, 06:54 PM
Would you hit this Tomato ?
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/306954_2235177730931_1592598794_32186909_831125052_n.jpg

It's just that ONE wrinkle in the upper-right hand crnr. of the crack that gave it away, other than that, it is very believable to the eyes.

whoman69
09-27-2011, 06:56 PM
Would you hit this Tomato ?
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/306954_2235177730931_1592598794_32186909_831125052_n.jpg

How bout an NSFW tag.

Simply Red
09-27-2011, 06:57 PM
How bout an NSFW tag.

:LOL:

LiveSteam
09-27-2011, 07:47 PM
How bout an NSFW tag.

Shh! Dont give mikeyis4dcats any bright ideas

listopencil
09-27-2011, 08:08 PM
Buddy of mine was the most average looking guy you'd meet. Slender, not muscular, and not a guy who primped or worried a lot about what he was wearing.

That said it was a personal insult to him if he left the bar/party with an 8. He was constantly hitting 9's and now and again flashed pics of a 10.

He was just a fun guy to be around. Never started $3it, could fit in to any crowd, really never had a bad thing to say about anybody...


:)

loochy
09-28-2011, 06:50 AM
Yeah tough guy!

I'll out good-look you in a good-looks contest!

You ugly fatty.

Red, you doofus. I was agreeing with you and I was calling the OTHER guy an ugly fatty, not you. It was a sort of sarcastic pile on against him for being a dick for no reason.

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 07:07 AM
This thread is full of fucking stupid.
Posted via Mobile Device

stevieray
09-28-2011, 07:11 AM
This thread is full of ****ing stupid.
Posted via Mobile Device
ya, but my stupid pulls more and looks better than your stupid.


:harumph:

Simply Red
09-28-2011, 07:33 AM
Hey Gonzo, Go fuck yourself. How 'bout that?

Simply Red
09-28-2011, 07:40 AM
Not quite as full of stupid as it is coresponding w/ your wife on the same forum, and expecting everyone to say 'awww look they're married, how cute'

That's what's really stupid. You fucking midget poisonous snake.

Iowanian
09-28-2011, 07:50 AM
Hey Gonzo, Go **** yourself. How 'bout that?


If he does and it's free, does it count?

seclark
09-28-2011, 08:12 AM
You ****ing midget poisonous snake.[/FONT]

yo sr...i'm detecting slight tension in some of your posts in this thread.
???
sec

loochy
09-28-2011, 08:16 AM
I think Red circled "Angry" on this today

http://mommylife.net/archives/how%20do%20you%20feel.bmp

Iowanian
09-28-2011, 08:23 AM
Red,

You sound like you could use a blowjob about as much as anyone here. Maybe it's time to just pay for one or put on some vanilla cologne and go hang out at The big and tall section at Good Will or something.

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 08:55 AM
Hey Gonzo, Go fuck yourself. How 'bout that?

Not quite as full of stupid as it is coresponding w/ your wife on the same forum, and expecting everyone to say 'awww look they're married, how cute'

That's what's really stupid. You fucking midget poisonous snake.

What the fuck, SR?

I wasn't calling you stupid, it was a general observation. You off the wagon again? Nice to know how you truly feel, though.

Brock
09-28-2011, 09:07 AM
LMAO What a psycho. LMAO

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 09:14 AM
LMAO What a psycho. LMAO

I don't know wtf has got into him. We've always been tight...
Dude negged the hell outta me and told me to put him on ignore.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pants
09-28-2011, 09:31 AM
bout tree fiddy

NewChief
09-28-2011, 09:51 AM
I don't know wtf has got into him. We've always been tight...
Dude negged the hell outta me and told me to put him on ignore.
Posted via Mobile Device

He wears his heart on his sleeve, and he means well. He's just a little emotionally invested in this place, which I think causes him to overreact to some situations. NTTAWWT.

I do think that he tries a little too hard with the fashion and ladies (and this is from someone whose wife worked as a fashion designer and follows fashion trends pretty closely) and is a little overly wrapped up in it. That then causes him to get a lot of shit flipped his way over a subject about which he's obviously a little insecure (appearance).

That being said, I've never seen anyone who is more emotionally available to people going through personal struggles on here. He's constantly telling people to contact him and offering himself as a shoulder to cry on or a source of advice. Hard to hate on someone for that.

kysirsoze
09-28-2011, 10:04 AM
Does it count if I hook up with a girl without spending a dime on her, but then later take her out and spend some cash?

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 10:26 AM
He wears his heart on his sleeve, and he means well. He's just a little emotionally invested in this place, which I think causes him to overreact to some situations. NTTAWWT.

I do think that he tries a little too hard with the fashion and ladies (and this is from someone whose wife worked as a fashion designer and follows fashion trends pretty closely) and is a little overly wrapped up in it. That then causes him to get a lot of shit flipped his way over a subject about which he's obviously a little insecure (appearance).

That being said, I've never seen anyone who is more emotionally available to people going through personal struggles on here. He's constantly telling people to contact him and offering himself as a shoulder to cry on or a source of advice. Hard to hate on someone for that.


I am not disputing any of that, whatsoever. I know he can be a little emotional and sensitive on occasion. But seriously, WTF???
That's not like him to jump all over me like that. I wasn't flipping him any shit, I didn't single him out and meant nothing ill towards him.
By the comments he made, I think he feels as though I have been picking on him for some time now. I don't know how, seeing that I'm barely ever on here anymore. The only time I really have to dick around on here is when I'm on the shitter or right before I hit the sack. I've made special considerations today, obviously.

If there's one thing that I've always prided myself on here, it's the fact that I get along with everyone. Well, except Hootie. I had issues with him in the past but we've moved on.

I'll sign off now, got a lot of work to do. If this is the way he want's it, then that's fine.

Pants
09-28-2011, 10:28 AM
I am not disputing any of that, whatsoever. I know he can be a little emotional and sensitive on occasion. But seriously, WTF???
That's not like him to jump all over me like that. I wasn't flipping him any shit, I didn't single him out and meant nothing ill towards him.
By the comments he made, I think he feels as though I have been picking on him for some time now. I don't know how, seeing that I'm barely ever on here anymore. The only time I really have to dick around on here is when I'm on the shitter or right before I hit the sack. I've made special considerations today, obviously.

If there's one thing that I've always prided myself on here, it's the fact that I get along with everyone. Well, except Hootie. I had issues with him in the past but we've moved on.

I'll sign off now, got a lot of work to do. If this is the way he want's it, then that's fine.

I think the more important question here is how tall are you?

Also, I'd like to add that snakes are venomous and not poisonous. It's a subtle difference people tend to overlook a lot of times.

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 10:34 AM
I think the more important question here is how tall are you?

Also, I'd like to add that snakes are venomous and not poisonous. It's a subtle difference people tend to overlook a lot of times.

LMAO

Me?
I'm 6'0
220 lbs.

And my snake is definitely poisonous.

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 10:40 AM
The hell?

Phobia
09-28-2011, 10:42 AM
Simply Red does this now and then. He's done it to me more than once. He's more in to Ralph Lauren than he is reading comprehension. Don't jump me, SR - you know it's true.

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 10:49 AM
Simply Red does this now and then. He's done it to me more than once. He's more in to Ralph Lauren than he is reading comprehension. Don't jump me, SR - you know it's true.

So I've heard...

I'd expect him this reaction if I went to his house, fucked his dog, killed his mom and snorted all his blow. Not from just calling the general populous stupid. Shit, I do that all the time.

Bowser
09-28-2011, 10:52 AM
YOU FUCKED HIS DOG???

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 10:56 AM
So I've heard...

I'd expect him this reaction if I went to his house, ****ed his dog, killed his mom and snorted all his blow. Not from just calling the general populous stupid. Shit, I do that all the time.

YOU ****ED HIS DOG???

AND DIDN'T FILM IT????

NewChief
09-28-2011, 10:58 AM
YOU ****ED HIS DOG???

Did his dog have a stylish collar on?

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 10:58 AM
YOU FUCKED HIS DOG???

Not yet... I've got to take her out to dinner first. No free pussy, you know.
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 11:00 AM
Did his dog have a stylish collar on?

I bought her a doggie snuggie. Bitch is a gold-digger.
Posted via Mobile Device

NewChief
09-28-2011, 11:01 AM
I bought her a doggie snuggie. Bitch is a gold-digger.
Posted via Mobile Device

Snuggies are so two years ago.

What she needs are some doggles. Marc Jacobs, bitch.

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 11:04 AM
Snuggies are so two years ago.

What she needs are some doggles. Marc Jacobs, bitch.
No wonder she hasn't put out. I'm so behind the times...
Posted via Mobile Device

Lumpy
09-28-2011, 11:05 AM
Not quite as full of stupid as it is coresponding w/ your wife on the same forum, and expecting everyone to say 'awww look they're married, how cute'

That's what's really stupid. You ****ing midget poisonous snake.

:shrug: How's that? I converse more w/ the ass monkeys on here than I do w/ Gonzo.

SR, seriously, wtf is this all about?

KCUnited
09-28-2011, 11:05 AM
So I've heard...

I'd expect him this reaction if I went to his house, ****ed his dog, killed his mom and snorted all his blow. Not from just calling the general populous stupid. Shit, I do that all the time.

Or you wore those beige work boots that clash with your eyes. In which case I would expect him the whole thing.

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 11:10 AM
:shrug: How's that? I converse more w/ the ass monkeys on here than I do w/ Gonzo.

SR, seriously, wtf is this all about?

Chick fight!

Bowser
09-28-2011, 11:13 AM
Chick fight!

LMAO

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 11:27 AM
Chick fight!

LMAO

crazycoffey
09-28-2011, 12:21 PM
Not yet... I've got to take her out to dinner first. No free pussy, you know.
Posted via Mobile Device



Is this some sort of dig on me? Well fuck you Gonzo and fuck your wife, seriously - we need to figure out how we're going to pull off this swap sometime, you swingers....

Lumpy
09-28-2011, 12:33 PM
Dear Simply Red,

Stop being a...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon51qdsGU1qjxlleo1_500.gif

Yours truly,
Lumpy

Setsuna
09-28-2011, 01:31 PM
None :deevee:

Iowanian
09-28-2011, 01:36 PM
Lumpy has a tramp stamp That is simply a red dartboard, so I don't understand the rabblerabble.

501 would probably be a fun game to play.

GoHuge
09-28-2011, 02:23 PM
I don't have a personal axe to grind with the dude, but man he's a moody bitch.

Lots of firsts in this thread for me.

Never been challenged to a message board "Hot-or-Not" contest.

I've never understood the guys that want to do the address exchange for any physical get together because of a dust up on a message board whether it be for a fight or some sort of other dick-measuring contest. Definitely a first for a girl-getting challenge.

Don't really get the calling someone out and calling them a "faceless critic" on an anonymous message board either. Are we all supposed to post our real names, pics, and telephone numbers?

I've come across some odd ducks here and in other places, but not one that pulls out the rep cannon and loses his shit over the slightest criticism or dig. It's a football message board...........chillax. The world is bigger than girl/pussy posts on CP.

I just hope SR's actual life doesn't play out like it does on here. If so thoughts/prayers dude.

Phobia
09-28-2011, 02:28 PM
SR is a good dude. He's a real good dude. We all have our own set of faults and weaknesses. He has thin skin. Not a major problem - doesn't make him a bad guy or a pussy. He's passionate and sometimes that causes him to respond before thinking. I know the feeling. I'm sure he's a little embarrassed and has taken a short vacation from the site to cool off. He'll be back and apologize to the offended parties. I'm sure of it.

CrazyPhuD
09-28-2011, 02:31 PM
http://cdn.yirmumah.keenspot.com/comics/2010-04-16-Drama-Llama-FACTS.jpg

loochy
09-28-2011, 02:32 PM
http://cdn.yirmumah.keenspot.com/comics/2010-04-16-Drama-Llama-FACTS.jpg

So the Drama Llama is actually Chuck Norris?

Setsuna
09-28-2011, 02:41 PM
Pants that is the 2nd post you've deleted today. What's up dude?

loochy
09-28-2011, 02:41 PM
Pants that is the 2nd post you've deleted today. What's up dude?

You are a Pants stalker

Phobia
09-28-2011, 02:43 PM
Pants that is the 2nd post you've deleted today. What's up dude?

He doesn't want anybody to know that he thinks of me as a father figure around here.

Pants
09-28-2011, 02:44 PM
He doesn't want anybody to know that he thinks of me as a father figure around here.

DAMMIT! You saw it? LMAO

Setsuna
09-28-2011, 02:53 PM
You are a Pants stalker

Umm no, in 2 different threads I've seen "post by Pants deleted by Pants"

He doesn't want anybody to know that he thinks of me as a father figure around here.

LOL awesome. Awww that's sentimental. :thumb:

CrazyPhuD
09-28-2011, 02:59 PM
Pants that is the 2nd post you've deleted today. What's up dude?

Maybe he just likes to dePants himself in threads today?:shrug:

Phobia
09-28-2011, 03:03 PM
DAMMIT! You saw it? LMAO

Yes, Son. I did.

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 03:04 PM
Pants that is the 2nd post you've deleted today. What's up dude?

That's funny. I was thinking the same thing.

Bowser
09-28-2011, 03:34 PM
You guys will be blown away when Phobia manages to post in a closed thread!

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 05:06 PM
SR is a good dude. He's a real good dude. We all have our own set of faults and weaknesses. He has thin skin. Not a major problem - doesn't make him a bad guy or a pussy. He's passionate and sometimes that causes him to respond before thinking. I know the feeling. I'm sure he's a little embarrassed and has taken a short vacation from the site to cool off. He'll be back and apologize to the offended parties. I'm sure of it.

Meh, I was pretty damn shocked this morning. I'm sure he just misinterpreted and knee-jerked. No biggie.
Posted via Mobile Device

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 05:08 PM
Meh, I was pretty damn shocked this morning. I'm sure he just misinterpreted and knee-jerked. No biggie.
Posted via Mobile Device

No. He PM'ed me. It's pretty much an all out war. He called your mom a fat pig. Said she belonged in the BBW gallery.

Said he's gonna hunt you down. He said several other cruel things that I don't care to mention in this thread.

I think you should blow up his house.

Detoxing
09-28-2011, 05:09 PM
WHOLY PHUCK I HAVE 74 POSTS TODAY?

Good Lord, wtf has been going on today?

burt
09-28-2011, 05:13 PM
WHOLY PHUCK I HAVE 74 POSTS TODAY?

Good Lord, wtf has been going on today?

Post whore.

CrazyPhuD
09-28-2011, 05:14 PM
WHOLY PHUCK I HAVE 74 POSTS TODAY?

Good Lord, wtf has been going on today?

You haven't been spending enough time in the BBW gallery?

Gonzo
09-28-2011, 06:15 PM
No. He PM'ed me. It's pretty much an all out war. He called your mom a fat pig. Said she belonged in the BBW gallery.

Said he's gonna hunt you down. He said several other cruel things that I don't care to mention in this thread.

I think you should blow up his house.
LMAO

That sounds like something he'd do...
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Delano
09-28-2011, 07:00 PM
So, back to the tight little Quaker hardbody that inspired the OP. How was her personality?
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stevieray
09-28-2011, 07:09 PM
So, back to the tight little Quaker hardbody that inspired the OP. How was her personality?
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...does it really matter?

I could pull it.

Delano
09-28-2011, 07:14 PM
...does it really matter?

I could pull it.

Why so uptight, stevieray? No Shiatsu this morning?
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stevieray
09-28-2011, 07:28 PM
Why so uptight, stevieray? No Shiatsu this morning?
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sir, you have mistaken uptightness for lame humor.

Sofa King
09-28-2011, 08:00 PM
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09-28-2011, 08:09 PM
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Groves
09-28-2011, 09:17 PM
YOU ****ED HIS DOG???

Did you build it a stylish ramp first? That costs money, man.

NaptownChief
09-30-2011, 04:47 PM
No matter how much free stuff you get there will always be a few that shake you out of so much money that they more than cancel out the free stuff. Just the way of it.

Smiply did you get the helmet? You were that around town this year and I doubt it will help you get any free tail however.