View Full Version : Movies and TV Proof that Nicholas Cage is Immortal.

Rain Man
09-25-2011, 07:05 PM

In more bizarre Nic Cage news, a eBay seller named jack_mord has put a Civil War photograph up for auction that happens to bear a striking resemblance to the Oscar-winning star of 'Trespass.' Not one to pass up a golden opportunity, Mr. Mord is cashing in on the dead ringer (no pun intended) by stating that the image is photographic proof of Nicolas Cage's existence as a vampire or a zombie.

Per the eBay listing:

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."



09-25-2011, 07:08 PM
Nick Cage = Chuck Norris?

Time doesn't pass, Nick Cage passes time...

09-25-2011, 07:08 PM
Awesome. And we all thought he was just acting in that crappy vampire movie years ago.

09-25-2011, 08:19 PM
Awesome. And we all thought he was just acting in that crappy vampire movie years ago.

what vampire movie?? Most of been really bad, I do not remember it..

09-27-2011, 12:18 AM
Vampire's Kiss 1987. Friggen AWESOME film.

09-27-2011, 02:36 AM
He is actually a sorcerer. They covered this in the Disney movie.

09-27-2011, 12:33 PM
Dude is only 47, but feels like he has been around forever

09-27-2011, 12:44 PM
Except for the ears, that's a pretty close match.

Cave Johnson
09-27-2011, 12:50 PM
Nic Cage's hairline begs to differ re his immortality.

09-27-2011, 04:52 PM
Cage used to be nails until he went broke and turned movie whore.

One of the most fiscally irresponsible people I've ever read about. Who needs A castle much less more than one castle? A yacht for both coasts? Now he's so bankrupt he'll take any crap movie that comes along.
Cage's personal life mirrors our current federal government.

Also, the resemblance in that picture is eerie.

09-27-2011, 05:09 PM
that's the cover box to raising arizona